"Pfft."
"Hahaha."
"There's no bottom line."
The audience was convulsing with laughter.
Xiao Yunhai tried to find a topic and said, "At that time, this chicken … was very conflicted and depressed. Think about it, think about it, a cock, it wants to lay eggs, it's not its job, it wants to do it. Isn't it embarrassing? What would its peers think of it? What would the chicken think of it? What would the duck think of it? What would the goose think of it? How would it survive in the literary world? "
"F * ck."
"Is it ironic to link a rooster laying eggs to the literary world?"
Zhuang Bin shook his head and laughed. "This kid really dares to say anything."
A teacher said, "He's probably mocking the showbiz's exaggeration."
Zhao Wanqing corrected, "Chicken world."
Xiao Yunhai said, "Chicken world … No, it should be the world of domestic birds. How would it survive? What would the little hen that used to be with it think of it? And when it was a rooster, after it laid eggs and hatched chicks, it had already grown up. What would it call it? Call me Dad, no. Mom, no. Calling her 'Aunt' was even more inappropriate. But, it had to lay eggs. If it didn't lay eggs, it would feel suffocated, so … "
Zhao Wanqing couldn't help but stand up and conclude, "So, it strengthened its belief and laid its own eggs. Let others talk about it."
"Pfft."
"Hahaha."
"Lay its own eggs and let others talk about it. This line is too classic. "
The audience burst into thunderous laughter and cheers.
Xiao Yunhai said, "My analysis is that it just couldn't hold it in. If it could hold it in, it definitely wouldn't lay eggs. "
Huang Bo asked, "Uncle, where did it lay the eggs?"
Xiao Yunhai nudged Zhao Wanqing and asked, "Where did it go?"
Zhao Wanqing gestured with the 20,000 yuan again and said angrily, "I'm asking you, where did it go?"
Xiao Yunhai got down from the kang and said as he walked, "Pinch where it went. Pah, pah, pah, it thought as it strolled around. When he reached the chicken coop, he was too embarrassed to get down. Where was it going? "he wondered." When he arrived in front of the duck rack, he was too embarrassed to get down. Where is it? I have to go down. I can't hold it in. If it falls down, it will all leak out. "
Below the stage, the celebrities, teachers, and students were laughing so hard that they couldn't breathe. Xiao Yunhai was like a rooster, performing on stage. His actions were so vivid that it made people laugh.
Xiao Yunhai couldn't come up with a reason even after thinking about it for a while. He had no choice but to ask Zhao Wanqing for help, "Where are we going? You said where we're going in the end. Guess!"
Zhao Wanqing swallowed her saliva, closed her eyes and said loudly, "Kennel."
Xiao Yunhai gave Zhao Wanqing a high five and said, "Oh my God, it's time to go to the doghouse!"
"Aiyo, damn, can you not be so funny?"
"Aiyo, I'm dying of laughter. Can't this make up be more reliable? "
"I knew Yun Huang's skit wouldn't disappoint us. I'm laughing so hard that my stomach hurts."
On stage, Huang Bo asked, "Then who discovered it?"
Xiao Yunhai didn't even think about it and said, "A dog!"
Zhao Wanqing continued, "Once the paparazzi discovered it, the next day, all the chickens, ducks, geese, dogs, and cats in the county knew about it."
"Hahaha."
When Zhao Wanqing said that, the crowd burst into laughter.
"Damn, did he get in touch with the paparazzi?"
"Oh my God, I knew that the rooster laying eggs skit was definitely satirizing the literary circle."
"Too awesome, Yun Huang is too awesome."
Zhao Wanqing continued her performance. This was a big burden that she had to get rid of.
"Our chicken became a famous chicken overnight … That guy … In the past, our chicken walked down the street with its chest puffed out and its head raised. It had an imposing appearance. Kaka … "
Zhao Wanqing raised her head and said as she imitated the rooster's walk.
"Ever since the rooster laid eggs, the street has changed. It has become like this. Eat, eat, eat … "
"I saw its claws scratching on the ground. When I looked carefully, I understood. It was practicing its signature."
When the audience below the stage saw this, they all laughed like crazy. Even the female celebrities who had been trying their best to maintain their appearance laughed until they cried, not to mention the men.
"Hahahaha!"
"This is simply too funny, and too ruthless."
"What is Yun Huang thinking? Hahahaha!"
Huang Bo clapped and said, "Well said, it's too wonderful. Uncle, where is the egg that the rooster laid now? "
Xiao Yunhai said, "Eaten."
The audience laughed again.
Huang Bo choked and asked in surprise, "Eaten? Who ate it? "
Xiao Yunhai said, "I ate it. She didn't dare to eat it."
Huang Bo asked, "What was your reaction after eating it?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "I didn't have any reaction after eating it. It was exactly the same as a normal egg."
Huang Bo was unhappy and said, "Uncle, you are not cooperating. How can you say that? It can't be the same as eating an ordinary egg. You can't say that it can cure all diseases, but at least it has some effect. "
Zhao Wanqing hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, this cooperation. I know. Turn it on. It can cure diseases. Turn it on. "
After Huang Bo turned it on, Zhao Wanqing said while making gestures, "Many old people are troubled by the sequelae of cerebral thrombosis. My husband had cerebral thrombosis last year. Before he ate the rooster's egg, his street was like this."
She turned to Xiao Yunhai and said, "Go and learn how to walk like Wu Laoer."
The audience: "Hahaha."
Xiao Yunhai had no choice. His legs were straight and his eyes were blank. He vividly acted as a patient with cerebral thrombosis.
There was laughter in the audience.
Zhao Wanqing said, "Everyone can watch after eating the rooster's egg."
With a bang, Xiao Yunhai fell to the ground.
Zhao Wanqing said angrily, "Get up!"
Xiao Yunhai sat cross-legged on the ground and asked, "Are you lying?"
"How is this lying?! This is not fake medicine. It's not harmful to people. "
After Zhao Wan said that, she turned to Huang Bo and said, "Little Huang, play it in reverse later. Before eating the egg, he kept falling. After eating it, he can walk. "
"Hahaha."
"Aiya, I'll go."
"I'm dying of laughter."
The performance on the stage was getting better. Basically, after a few sentences, everyone would be laughing.
Xiao Yunhai asked while eating with Huang Bo, "Since your aunt became famous, this is the first job that made money. What are you going to do next? "
Huang Bo said, "I'm just going to hype it up. I'm going to buy out this chicken."
Xiao Yunhai said, "Hype it up. In the future, find more people to go on CCTV. Like Old Bi and Old Sun, find two more famous people. Otherwise, you'll be bragging for nothing. "
Huang Bo said, "Uncle, please carry that chicken out."
Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "Aiya, that chicken is so handsome after you see it!"
While Xiao Yunhai went to carry the chicken, Huang Bo turned to Zhao Wanqing and said, "Aunt, let's hurry up and sign the contract."
Zhao Wanqing said, "Right, let's sign the contract. That's great."
Huang Bo pointed at the contract and said, "This 20,000 yuan is to buy out that chicken. 20,000 yuan, sign it here. You saw one clause. If you break the contract, you have to pay me double. You have to give me 40,000 yuan. "
Zhao Wanqing said indifferently, "Don't double, ten times. I'll give you 200,000 yuan. Can I not let you carry it away?"
Huang Bo said happily, "I'm happy to work with you. Oh right, I'll have to trouble you to be the spokesperson for the egg-laying rooster. "
Zhao Wanqing said, "I'll record it. Hurry up and record it. After recording it, I'll get the money. Turn it on. "
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