"For this 50th anniversary celebration, the school plans to hold a big event, so we invited many seniors who have already graduated from the school. They are all the best in the entertainment industry. After hearing the school's call, they came to the scene without hesitation. Many of them are preparing for the next show. Let's welcome them with the warmest applause. "
"Clap, clap, clap."
Deafening applause sounded in the venue.
Lee Hoon, Wang Wei, and the others immediately stood up and bowed to everyone with a smile.
Zhuang Bin said, "Well, I won't talk nonsense. The next show officially begins."
As soon as his voice fell, the lights on the stage suddenly lit up, and the music also sounded. A male and a female host walked briskly on the stage with a smile.
As the most famous film academy in Hua Xia, it could be said that there were a lot of talents. Singing, dancing, magic, skits, crosstalk … All kinds of artistic shows were wonderful, making the audience applaud continuously. The atmosphere was unusually warm.
Lee Hoon, who was sitting next to Zhuang Bin, said with a smile, "Principal, I heard that Moon Immortal, Yunhai, and the others will also be on the stage, right?"
Zhuang Bin nodded and said, "That's right. Moon Immortal has prepared a play, Yunhai, Wan Qing, and Huang Bo will perform a skit together, and Yunhai will sing a song. "
Lee Hoon laughed and said, "Then we'll really feast our eyes today. Moon Immortal has never performed on stage since she entered the entertainment industry. Yunhai and Wan Qing are both singers, but they rarely perform on stage. "
Xiao Yunhai's song was the finale, and the skit was the third last. After putting on makeup, he secretly watched the show with Zhao Wanqing and Huang Bo.
Time flew, and an hour and a half passed in the blink of an eye. After Yan Chunling's song, it was finally Xiao Yunhai, Zhao Wanqing, and Huang Bo's turn to perform the skit "Planning".
The host, Huang Cuicui, walked to the stage and said, "The next show is amazing. It's called" Planning ". I can tell you the content first. An old man and an old woman from a northeastern village participated in a talk show on CCTV before, and it was very popular. Three years later, a big story suddenly appeared in their house, and the TV station's reporters came to their house. What is it? Please enjoy the skit 'Planning' performed by Brother Xiao Yunhai, Sister Zhao Wanqing, and Brother Huang Bo. "
This was the background introduction that Xiao Yunhai had written for Huang Cuicui. It briefly explained the situation of Hei Tu and Bai Yun.
After hearing that Yun Huang was going to come out, an earth-shattering applause resounded throughout the venue.
"Haha, Brother Xiao's skit is finally coming out. It's really great. "
"Yeah. Although Brother Xiao isn't in the skit circle, the two skits he performed on TV, 'Happiness Today' and 'Not Lacking in Money', were very popular. I almost laughed my belly out. "
"I'm ready to laugh now."
The show hadn't started yet, but the atmosphere was already very lively.
Yan Chunling, who had just returned to her seat, smiled bitterly and said, "His popularity is too high, isn't it? I didn't even get such a warm applause when I finished singing. "
Liu Xin, who was next to her, said, "Don't compare yourself to Yun Huang. Otherwise, you will definitely receive a strong blow. This is recognized in the entertainment circle. "
On the stage, the show started.
Zhao Wanqing wore a coarse hemp garment and a cotton hat on her head. Wrinkles and age spots covered her beautiful face, and on top of that, she had deliberately changed her temperament. Her entire person had completely turned into an old lady from the countryside. She didn't have the appearance of a goddess for half a year.
"Qing Hou is too hardworking."
"For the sake of a skit, she doesn't even care about her personal image."
"This is an actress, a real actress."
Zhao Wanqing just came out and didn't say a word. Just based on her outfit, she received countless applause from the crowd.
Zhao Wanqing pulled Huang Bo along as they walked to the temporary house. She emphasized with a northeastern accent, "Daughter-in-law, we have two solid dishes. We have guests at home. Let's drink here later. "
When Zhao Wanqing's first line came out, everyone was dumbfounded.
This is Qing Hou's voice? It's unbelievable.
After Zhao Wanqing finished speaking, she saw Huang Bo fiddling with the camera. She went up to him and stroked it a few times. She said, "I miss this thing so much. Aiya, where will you broadcast it after you finish recording? "
Huang Bo smiled and said, "On various local channels."
Zhao Wanqing said, "Local channels are good. Don't broadcast it on Central TV. It's not reliable. Ever since I left that program last year, that guy has been memorizing all the time. Everything he does, he loses. Let's start recording. "
"Pfft."
"Hahaha."
Zhao Wanqing fully displayed her acting skills. Whether it was her lines, expressions, or actions, she portrayed a northeastern old lady to the fullest.
Not only did it make everyone burst out laughing, but it also made the students in the audience admire her acting skills.
When Yu Yuexian saw Zhao Wanqing's performance from backstage, she nodded and said, "I didn't expect that after Wan Qing gave birth, not only did her acting not deteriorate, it even matured. The books are right. Life is indeed the best teacher. "
Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "Wan Qing hasn't been idle at home for the past year. She's read more than ten books about acting and watched more than ten movies. That's why she's improved so much. With her acting skills now, she's no longer inferior to any of the best actresses. Aiyo, I'm going on stage. "
On stage, Zhao Wanqing shouted, "Old Hei, Dear, come on out. Quick."
Xiao Yunhai was also wearing old clothes. His face was full of wrinkles, and he had an apron around his waist. He carried a plate and went on stage.
"Woo."
The audience in the audience gave him a thunderous applause when he appeared.
Zhao Wanqing walked to Xiao Yunhai's side and said softly, "We've taken on a big job again. Our luck is about to change. Let me introduce you. This is Grandpa Hei, and this is Planner Huang. "
Huang Bo said, "Hello, Uncle. We've seen each other on TV."
"Then let's start now." Huang Bo straightened his clothes and stood in front of the camera. He said, "As the saying goes, the world is big, and there are all kinds of strange things. Behind us are the two celebrities that everyone is very familiar with, Hei Tu and Bai Yun. "
Zhao Wanqing pulled Huang Bo to the side and waved at the camera, causing the audience to laugh.
Huang Bo continued, "At Uncle and Aunt Hei Tu and Bai Yun's house, a strange thing happened not long ago. Their rooster actually laid eggs. "
Xiao Yunhai's face changed when he heard that. He stood up and ran out.
The audience applauded again and laughed loudly.
"Aiyo, damn, a rooster laid eggs."
"This must be a publicity stunt."
"Look at how scared Yun Huang is."
Zhao Wanqing shouted, "What are you doing? What are you doing?"
Xiao Yunhai scolded, "Why is your mouth like the waist of cotton pants?"
Zhao Wanqing asked, "What's wrong?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "Why is it so loose!"
Zhao Wanqing asked, "What's wrong?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "How do you think our family's rooster lays eggs? Is it just the two of us who know? Our son and daughter-in-law don't know. Why did you come here and say that? "
Zhao Wanqing said nonchalantly, "What's there to be afraid of!"
Xiao Yunhai said angrily, "What's there to be afraid of? What's there to be afraid of? Our rooster has laid an egg. Isn't that the same as telling others that I'm pregnant? "
"Pfft."
"Hahaha."
The audience laughed.
Zhao Wanqing said, "I counted. One, two …"
Xiao Yunhai said, "Three, what's wrong with that? You've been scaring me my whole life with that number. "
Zhao Wanqing said angrily, "That's so annoying."
Xiao Yunhai said to Huang Bo, "That … I'm not afraid of being laughed at by you. Your Auntie and her have been tormented our whole lives. After we became famous, we published two books. Now, we still owe the publishing firm 20,000 yuan. "
Zhao Wanqing was unhappy and said, "Why are you telling them this?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "The subpoena came this morning. They want to sue …"
Zhao Wanqing said, "Does it have anything to do with them?"
Huang Bo listened to their quarrel and took out 20,000 yuan from his pocket. He said, "Alright, alright."
Xiao Yunhai looked at the money in his hand and said, "Does it have anything to do with them? This is also … he …"
Huang Bo slammed the money on the table and said, "Alright, I'll slap it here."
Xiao Yunhai's face immediately bloomed like a flower. He pointed at the 20,000 yuan and said with a smile, "What's the meaning of this?"
Huang Bo said, "Uncle, didn't I plan to develop this egg-laying rooster? This is the advance payment of 20,000 yuan. "
Xiao Yunhai asked, "For us?"
Huang Bo said, "No, it doesn't belong to the two of you yet. When I ask questions later, you have to cooperate. If you cooperate well, we might even add more money. "
Xiao Yunhai revealed an extremely vulgar smile and kept nodding. He said, "Cooperate. We'll cooperate however you want. "
When the audience saw Xiao Yunhai's change in attitude, they couldn't help but laugh.
Yu Yuexian saw Xiao Yunhai's performance and sighed softly. "He's really a natural actor."
Huang Bo asked, "Alright, Uncle, Auntie, when did our rooster start laying eggs?"
Zhao Wanqing said, "I can't give you the exact time. Everyone can go to my website, www. Bai Yun Piaopao. com."
"Hahaha."
"Queen Qing is also so humorous."
"As expected, one is marked by the company one keeps."
When the audience heard Zhao Wanqing's words, they couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Huang Bo said, "Uncle, think carefully. Were there any signs before the rooster laid eggs?"
"There weren't any signs." When he saw Zhao Wanqing cough and touch the 20,000 yuan on the table, Xiao Yunhai immediately changed his words. "That's impossible."
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