To be honest, I always felt that the moral compass of the girls around me was a little subtle.
It was especially so for the little girls who were looking for novelty.
For example, the mother of a child who could barely reach my thigh — — Bubble — — was still rolling on the ground. Because of the ERROR-35 that made her scratch her ears and scratch her cheeks in exasperation, this' little 'loli with the potential for violence had been making a ruckus for five minutes already. In the past five minutes, she had scanned the human internet, downloaded every hard drive with a network cable, and eavesdropped on every artificial satellite that was still in operation. In the end, she confirmed a very bad thing, which was that she probably couldn't play Big Pineapple 3 for the time being. Of course, with Bubble's performance, she could be her own server and create ten thousand alternate accounts. She could push down Big Pineapple a hundred times in her own intranet. All she needed to do was download a complete set of databases. To her, it would take less than a second, but to a dead otaku with a deep grudge, it was meaningless.
"I have to take action."
Bubble jumped up from the carpet. The strands of hair in front of her forehead covered her eyes. Her entire body was surrounded by a murderous aura as she walked towards the door.
"Where are you going?" I reached out and grabbed the girl's collar. The girl, who was a hundred and ninety centimeters tall, was hung in midair by her collar. She waved her hands in protest. "Let go of me! Let go of the child's father! Domestic violence is forbidden! Can't you be gentler to your wife for the sake of our daughter?! "
"I think you'll go crazy in her hands sooner or later," Lin Xue said sincerely in a low voice.
"You're only slightly stronger than her." I glanced at her and shook Bubble a few times. "Where are you going?"
Bubble twisted her body in midair and pulled out a bunch of shiny metal spikes from the air. "I'm going to fix their optical cables! I guarantee that they'll be completely repaired within three hours! "
"Go back to your room and play single player. Otherwise, go online with the people in the City of Shadows. Don't cause trouble for human society." I tossed Bubbles back. The latter glared at me angrily. Half a minute later, he went upstairs with a sullen face. "So be it. I'll drive ten thousand Big Pineapples to farm Heroes …"
After the living room returned to silence, I glanced at Lin Xue. "Honestly, do you think we need to help? This isn't a small matter. Sandora probably doesn't feel anything, but for human society, this is a big deal. "
"You're unconsciously excluding yourself from human society." Lin Xue threw herself on the sofa. After making sure there was no one around, she boldly took off her shoes and stockings. She placed her feet on my thighs and kicked them a few times. "Help me rub them …"
Ever since we made our relationship clear, there were quite a few intimate actions between us. However, Lin Sanjiu was surprisingly pure. She only dared to relax like this when there was no one around or only a simple-minded person like Qian Qian (I feel sorry for my poor Qian Qian). On the surface, it was to let an idiot passerby enjoy the honor of taking care of a beauty, but in reality, it was the only way she could act coquettishly to show her presence. Even though most of the time, I felt that Lin Sanjiu's presence had already reached an explosive level.
"Human society … Damn, it's all because of a blockhead like you. What an awkward way to put it. Anyway, that's what I meant. You don't have to worry about the human society. Regardless of whether your race is a Void Creature or some other weird race, you should at least have some confidence in the race that you have been using for 20 years. It's just a global communication disruption. There will definitely be economic losses and local chaos is unavoidable. But those fellows who sit in the leadership seats do this: They know how to ensure social stability at such a time. They know how to convince the commoners who are most prone to chaos that there is only a small malfunction in the world. Humans have always had a plan to deal with solar disasters. At least, as far as I know, there are at least 17 countries that have set up a comprehensive plan to deal with the collapse of global communication due to the sunspot explosion. Of course, this sudden disaster has turned the designers of most of the plans into a laughing stock. But their other plans are still somewhat effective. Furthermore, the global communication system isn't completely destroyed. "
As Lin Xue spoke, she yawned. "Hah … I wonder how those scientists will explain this matter. The moon suddenly released a radiation that is even stronger than the sun, instantly destroying one-third of humanity's satellites and half of our modern communication network. Those fellows from Hollywood will have something to film again this time."
"You didn't sleep the entire night to help them rebuild the crucial communication network, right?"
I asked with a smile. "Your Esper Group is also in charge of light welding and communication engineering?"
"Us?" Lin Xue pulled her feet out of my embrace and changed her posture to lean on my shoulder. "We don't care about that. That is the work of ordinary people. We are going to appease some strange things in this world …"
"Strange things?"
"Werewolves, vampires, half-dead, unstable metahumans, and also cultivators with stronger mental powers." Every word that Lin Xue said caused my eyes to widen a little, but she didn't seem to notice it. "These special existences have been well-behaved ever since humans entered modern civilization. But last night, everything almost went out of control. It was all the fault of the moon. If the various shadow organizations around the world had reacted a little slower, ordinary people would have witnessed the Night of a Hundred Ghosts."
The more I listened, the more excited I became. In the end, I couldn't help but hug Lin Xue's head and give it a big bite. "Wow, that powerful? There's such a thing on Earth? "" Of course.
Lin Xue blushed as she pried the claws off her face, "These strange creatures used to live peacefully in the human society, but last night, they all went on a rampage. Fortunately, these creatures are under the surveillance of Umbra organizations all over the world, so we managed to control them in time. The only unlucky one was a semi-official Hermit Order in Europe. They were supposed to maintain world peace during such incidents, but their leader is one-sixteenth of a werewolf. That night, he looked at the moon and went crazy for half the night, fighting with his subordinates …" Lin Xue blushed as she brushed away the claws on her face, "These strange creatures used to live peacefully in the human society, but last night, they all went on a rampage. Fortunately, these creatures are under the surveillance of Umbra organizations all over the world, so we managed to control them in time. The only unfortunate one was a semi-official Hermit Order in Europe. They were supposed to maintain world peace during such incidents, but their leader is one-sixteenth of a werewolf.
"If Shallow Shallow knew about such an interesting thing …"
I muttered softly.
"There's no need to let her know." Lin Xue sighed as if she had expected it. She stood up and looked at the staircase. "I'll count to three. One, two, three …"
Just as I finished speaking, Shallow Shallow's head popped out from the corner of the second floor. "Ah Jun, Ah Jun, I have a new idea!! Our Great Love Has No Boundaries can help them repair their satellites!
Before I could say anything, Shallow Shallow had already slid down the staircase's railing. Like an agile kitten, she darted into the kitchen. After a while, she ran out with a plate of fried cakes and ran up the stairs. As she was running, she turned her head and said to me, "I woke up early and didn't have enough to eat … Ah Jun, whose satellite should we fix first? We have to make them think that the satellite is working on its own. That might be a little troublesome. Why don't we fix the optical cables first? What should we eat for lunch … "
Shallow Shallow bounced back to her room. Lin Xue shrugged at me. "She's still bouncing around like that."
"She's always bouncing around like that." I slapped my forehead.
He should have thought of this a long time ago. For Qian Qian, there was no need for her to know anything interesting. She herself was a very interesting person. Even when the world was at peace, this little girl was able to create a lot of fun elements on her own, let alone now that Earth was in danger. It was surprising enough that she only remembered her boundless love now.
"I didn't think that what I thought was an internal matter would cause so much trouble."
I lay on the sofa listlessly. I felt that my daily life was a little messy. Why was my holiday so lively? Speaking of which, none of my holidays had ever been smooth.
Lin Xue, on the other hand, was happy. She was a source of trouble herself, so she was used to all kinds of trouble. "How about it? Do you want to help? After all, this is a mess caused by the Empire's inheritance. You should at least be responsible for it, right? "
I knew that Lin Xue was especially good at making me take the blame for her. In most situations, her troubles were my troubles, and my troubles … basically originated from her troubles as well. That was why I was used to it. This time, I readily nodded my head. "I have nothing to do anyway, and Qian Qian has something to play with."
Indeed, Shallow Shallow had something to play with. Sandora probably wouldn't be interested in such trivial matters. On the other hand, Shallow Shallow preferred this kind of fun and plot 'game' rather than leading the fleet to fight against the enemy. She was already impatient to restart her boundless love. She was prepared to secretly help the earthlings repair the optical cables and polish the satellites. If this task was handed to a skilled technician, it would probably be done in twenty-four hours. However, if it was handed to Shallow Shallow, she would probably keep tormenting herself until she lost interest.
Lin Xue still had to deal with the restless little monsters in the world. Using her words, it was that the myths related to the moon were not groundless. Werewolves would get excited when they saw the full moon, vampires would have their agility doubled under the moonlight, and many psychics would have a subtle connection with the distance between the moon and the earth. This was all true. This collision on the dark side of the moon had magnified these originally gentle connections.
After chatting about her troubles and tossing me a large pile of information that only God knows what was useful for, Lin Xue went upstairs to catch up on her sleep as if she was at her own home. There was always a room reserved for her in this house. Sometimes, I didn't know how Lin Xue's parents accepted their daughter's strange lifestyle.
I began to flip through the information that Lin Xue had given me in boredom. These things were a mess, but in Sandora's eyes, they were nothing. She was currently busy looking for the source of the starship wreckage, so she took the initiative to tell me through our mental connection that she didn't have the time to participate in the boundless love operation. I also felt that there was no need for the Imperial Army to mobilize some of the little monsters on Earth, so I connected to another channel.
White ripples of light appeared in the air beside me. The white light trembled a few times, and a few people walked out.
"Yo, Saber, your standard of living is quite high …"
I raised my head to greet them, but the second half of my sentence turned into a sigh.
The blonde girl with a tuft of ahoge on her head quickly threw the roast duck in her hand into her dimensional pocket. She wiped her mouth and looked at me with a serious expression. "Maintaining stamina at all times is a soldier's most important principle! As the Heroic Spirit of Avalon, I should always be ready for battle. "
I was speechless. "But it's not as simple as eating a whole roast duck wrapped in a half a pound pancake …"
"… This is a new way of eating suggested by Her Majesty Sandora." The ahoge on Artoria's head spun at an almost imperceptible angle as she stuttered. She was still wearing that blue home dress, and no matter how I looked at her, she didn't look like she was ready for battle. "Let's not talk about this for now. Is there a new mission? Do you need to give it yourself? "
I had just connected to the channel that Avalon's Heroic Spirit usually used to accept missions, which meant that I had directly given an order in their core channel. That was why Artoria appeared in front of me with a roast duck in her arms without even changing her clothes. Let alone Artoria, look at Red A, she was still wearing a teddy bear apron …
"It's not a big deal." I took out a few documents and handed them to Medusa. She was the calmest out of all of us. "It's just a small problem. Didn't something happen to the moon yesterday? We were busy calculating the damage to the Empire's facilities, but we didn't expect it to have an impact on human society. The radiation on the moon has paralyzed the internet and satellite systems, which has given you a lot of work."
"The internet?" Artoria's ahoge turned into a question mark. "Although it's not a knight's style to shirk responsibility, but … but I just learned how to use Taobao the day before yesterday …"
"Let the humans fix the internet themselves … Wait, you used Taobao?!"
I jumped up in shock and ran to the corner of the living room to drag out a large cardboard box. "Is this yours?"
Artoria's eyes lit up, and she ran over to snatch the box. Tearing it open, she took out a huge lion plushie and happily carried it back to the queue. It was not until half a minute later that she realized the strange atmosphere around her. She immediately blushed and stuffed the lion plushie into her Dimensional Pocket. She looked around and was speechless.
She didn't know how to lie, so she was very passive.
"Ahem, let's get down to business." I scratched my head awkwardly and pointed at the folder in Medusa's hand. "I didn't ask you to repair the optical cables. These are your real tasks."
Werewolves, vampires, normal metahumans with low self-control, and all kinds of monsters. The information that Lin Xue had left for me was basically about these things. If they were enemies, two soldiers would be able to wipe them out easily. However, our task wasn't to wipe them out, but to appease them. This was different. According to the division of responsibilities, this kind of world-wide security work should be handed over to Avalon's heroic spirit squad.
The Heroic Spirits I called over were the ones I was most familiar with. I knew that they didn't have any missions for the next few days because the macro world had been extremely peaceful recently. Every world had been ridiculously peaceful, and these Heroic Spirits from the Doraemon Faction had to be bored out of their minds every day. There were very few among them who could stay idle, so when they received this mission that combined vacation and work, all of them were extremely enthusiastic.
"According to Lin Xue, the dark side of the world has already started to suppress these special races. However, they don't have the numbers advantage, and many of the members of the 'abnormal race' are descendants of ancient Atlantis who were influenced by the moon. They have to control their own behavior while also suppressing their violent brethren. I'm afraid they won't be able to last more than a few days," I said. "I've already arranged for people to deal with the radiation caused by the lunar impact, but it will take at least seven to eight days to remove all the radiation. During this time, human society is full of time bombs."
"Our task is to 'calm' them down?"
Medusa stood in front of the sofa like a professional secretary, holding a folder in her hand and a pair of glasses on the bridge of her nose. She asked with a standard fifteen degree bow and a gentle voice.
"Yes," I nodded. "You are the heroic spirits, the soldiers of this world's ruler. Therefore, when it comes to appeasing the creatures of this world, you are much more professional than the Empire's soldiers. They will only give you one bullet. Lin Xue has highlighted a lot of important points in this document. They are the abnormal races that are most susceptible to the moon's influence and will lose control. Most of them are under the surveillance network, and some of them only have a rough idea of their whereabouts. The latter are the most dangerous. You have to suppress them before they hurt anyone. "
"Easy," Cuchulin smirked, his white teeth glinting. "That's what we do. But this is the first time we are carrying out a task in this world. It's a memorable day. Wei Gong, what did I say? The dragonfly is using that pop-up system, and it's only a matter of time before he asks … "
Everyone tacitly took two steps back, distancing themselves from this stubborn fellow. Red A looked at us with a sad face. "I was just saying! How could he just … "
"Boom!"
"So loose …"
"Two non-combat casualties," Medusa's mouth twitched as she calmly reported.
I asked the heroic spirits to return to Avalon and assemble their own manpower to coordinate with Shallow Shallow's operation. I believed that Lin Xue would be very satisfied with this. Then, I threw the documents on the coffee table into my dimensional pocket and teleported to the City of Shadows.
The three pieces of starship wreckage from the lunar impact crater had been sent to the research center. But this time, another research team was in charge of the wreckage analysis. Tawil could not leave for the time being. The bespectacled lady was busy exchanging feelings with the Warsong that we had dragged back from the Mobrador world. She felt that she was about to usher in the pinnacle of her destiny. For this pinnacle, she and her research team almost had to go into seclusion in the Warsong.
Sandora had arrived at the research center earlier than me. The first thing she said when she saw me was very exciting.
"Ah Jun, the impact this time was caused by the Barrier Star itself."
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