Early in the morning, Jingle was lying on an apple on the dining table with a solemn expression.
"Ah Jun, I had a nightmare last night. Jingle felt that something was wrong with the world!"
Instantly, everyone in the room gathered around nervously, waiting for the Goddess to give her orders.
"Jingle dreamt that she was suddenly grabbed and thrown into the bedside table! But when she woke up in the morning, Jingle realized that she was sleeping on Big Sister Sandora's table lamp. So, it was probably a nightmare … "
"Pu!" "Pu!" "Pu!"
Sandora and I puked at the same time. The third sound came from Shallow Shallow.
"What are you puking about?" I knocked on Shallow Shallow's head. She furrowed her brows and thought for a moment. "Oh, I just saw all of you puking and puking together — — What was wrong with Ah Jun yesterday? You weren't being honest, you know?"
Sandora and I could only smile foolishly. Besides, who said that Shallow Shallow was simple-minded!
How should I put it? Even using the words' children's babbling carries no harm 'to describe God was so logical. Should I pity Jingle a little?
Even though Lin Xue always ridiculed me with the title of a harem man, and our relationship was public, no matter what, I was still a thin-skinned person, right? In theory, that was the case. So, I was on the passive side during this meal. Of course, Sandora still maintained the initiative. At the dining table, there was no one who could make Her Majesty the Queen so passive.
"Cough cough, Ah Jun, take care of your body." After a moment of awkwardness, Big Sister lightly hit the back of my hand with her chopsticks. Her face was slightly red as she spoke in a low voice. On the spot, I decided to jump into the bowl and drown myself.
Ding Dang was currently nibbling on her own apple. She bit a hole in the apple and then buried half of her body into the apple to eat the soft flesh inside. At this time, her sharp ears actually heard her big sister's words and immediately raised her small head that was covered in juice: "Ah Jun is sick? Dingdang will give you a check! "
"Anveena!" I finally couldn't help but shout, "Give me a bigger bowl! I will jump in and drown myself to prove my sincerity! "
Liliana used a small cotton ball to wipe Jingle's face and complained, "Okay, okay, we're all adults, what's there to worry about? Boss, I'm full, so I'm going out. I might not be back at noon. "
"Where are you going?" I looked at the little girl curiously, and changed the subject (as I thought I did) with a straight face.
Liliana flipped her hair. "I signed up for a yoga class …"
I feel like I'm going to puke all the food I ate this morning!
"Did you eat too much again?" I tapped Liliana's head with chopsticks. "You signed up for a taekwondo class last week, but the coach is still lying in the hospital. Last week, you signed up for a swimming class. Then, we fished you out of the southern Indian Ocean. Six days ago, you said you were interested in the structure of the earth and signed up as a geological volunteer. You dug up four active volcanoes in a row. Today, the 2012 party was still making a ruckus. Four days ago, you went to Keke Xili to protect the Tibetan antelopes. You did a good deed. Now, the poachers there are even more precious than the Tibetan antelopes because you allowed the local Tibetan antelopes to breed more than ten million in one day! If it wasn't for Avalon's emergency diversion of a large number of biologists, all the biologists in the world would have gathered in Keke Xili! "
Liliana held her head, feeling wronged. "I'm a young and energetic beautiful girl. Is it appropriate for me to stay at home and be a shut-in like you? Also, my main job is to maintain world peace. The day before yesterday, I helped a group of human scientists to dig stones on Easter Island … "
Bubble suddenly coughed twice. "I'm not happy with what you said. What's wrong with being a shut-in?!"
The elder sister pinched Liliana's ear. "The tight-fitting combat suit that appeared on the lower body of the stone statue on Easter Island was your doing, right? It even had the logo of the SSS group on it."
"Every day, at least two people from the reinforced company would clean up the mess you made."
I shook my head and sighed. Liliana suddenly pouted. I knew that this girl was going to pester me endlessly again. So, I quickly waved my hand. "Go, go. I don't know what's the point of a little girl like you practicing yoga with a bunch of housewives."
In the end, Liliana became addicted to it. She flipped her hair seductively. "Women have to learn to make themselves more perfect. Also, who said that a little girl over a meter can't practice yoga? Liliana, transform, let's go!"
The little girl shouted in an imposing manner. Then, surrounded by a green light, her body rapidly changed. She gradually transformed into a beautiful girl who was at least 1.65 meters tall. Her face still looked like Liliana's, but it was obvious that she had grown up.
"Thank you, Goddess, for giving me strength and a B cup. Although it's not big, it's enough. I'm going out …"
After saying that, Liliana, who had already transformed into an 18 year old girl, opened the door and left under everyone's dumbfounded gazes. She threw herself into her new interest that could last for at most 24 hours.
Pandora and Weska's eyes almost popped out of their sockets. They had just witnessed the terrifying scene of a little loli that was originally shorter than them growing taller in an instant. They were afraid that if they were to react in time, they would rush out with their machine cannons and fight to the death with a certain priest. Fortunately, Dingdang's words dispelled the alarm. "Ah ha, it's just changing the body, the soul is still 1.1m. It's not easy to make a soul grow taller."
Thus, the two short winter melons cooled down.
"Visca, come over. I have something to tell you. Pandora, come over too. "
When Anveena began to clear the table, I waved at the two short winter melons. Sandora glanced at me and nodded lightly.
"What's going on? What's going on?" Although Shallow shallow's reflexes weren't that sharp most of the time, her sixth sense was sharper than Lin Xue's when there was a commotion. She could already smell the scent of a commotion in the air. She came over excitedly. "Did they bury the bomb in Buckingham Palace again?"
"It's Buckingham Palace and White House," the elder sister reminded solemnly. "And they buried it in Kremlin the last time."
"Cough, cough. Let's talk about serious business today." I resisted the urge to knock Shallow shallow's head. I coughed and looked at the confused little loli Visca. "Last night, the moon base was bombed."
The living room was so silent that you could hear a pin drop.
The impact of the news was too great. It was no less than the groom suddenly holding his best man's hand at a wedding. It was a little heavy, but the meaning was clear. So everyone forgot how to react for a moment, including Big Sister. Her mouth was wide open, and it took a long time for her to say, "Huh?"
"All of you went back to your rooms. The information was sent directly to me and Sandora. As the situation was unclear, we didn't alert you. Sandora and I waited for the latest news until past eleven at night." I began to narrate the shocking news from last night. In the end, I didn't forget to add, "Otherwise, why would I sneak into Sandora's room? I was afraid that Mercury Lamp would bite …"
"Tsk, stupid. The human world is so dirty." The little puppet realized that the topic wasn't something she was interested in. She flapped her wings and flew to the second floor. "I'm going to continue teaching the doll linear algebra."
Ten seconds later, there was a loud clanging sound from the second floor and Mercury Lamp's short scream. It seemed that she had hit something again.
"That's the situation. It has been confirmed that at least three large spaceship wreckages have hit the surface of Planet Barrier. Fortunately, it's the shadow zone. Otherwise, the human world would be in chaos." Sandora glanced at Visca. "The wreckages must have fallen from another universe to this world. Before the impact, the detection system inside and outside the solar system didn't detect any high-speed celestial bodies in orbit. Now, we can deduce that they appeared within two kilometers of Planet Barrier and crashed down with the kinetic energy of the previous world. The big explosion after the impact destroyed many data terminals and triggered several high-intensity moonquakes. The psionic radiation caused local communications to be cut off for more than ten minutes. It's pretty powerful. What's worse is that the warning system of the moon base didn't sound the alarm until the explosion happened. They tacitly acknowledged the invasion. "
It seemed that our family had gotten used to such troublesome things disturbing our peaceful life from time to time. After Sandora explained the situation to me, no one expressed any more complaints or panic. Everyone started to analyze the situation in their own way. Sis was deep in thought. Shallow Shallow looked up forty-five degrees and conceived a magnificent adventure story in the universe. Jingle smacked her lips and said, "Boring. Ah Jun, can Jingle eat another piece of toffee?"
"The number of toffees you've eaten in a day is bigger than yours," I muttered, fulfilling her little wish. Then, I turned around and said, "We're still investigating the impact object. There's no new information for now. The other situation is related to Visca. Girl, do you know how your Glory starship was projected for the first time?"
Looking at my face, everyone knew that I was getting to the point. They held their breaths and looked at Visca. The latter thought for a while and shook his head. "I've forgotten about it. I don't even remember having such a thing. I only remembered it after I landed on the moon. I couldn't remember it all the time. "
His answer was amusing, but it was within my expectations. Sandora and I exchanged a helpless look. Then, I said in a serious tone, "Alright, I'll be frank. Visca's Glory starship might have a malfunction. Everyone has noticed that the sofa and coffee table in the living room are new …"
I explained in simple terms how the three explosions on the moon had indirectly destroyed the two pieces of furniture. Then, I tactfully pointed out that the moon in the sky might have a malfunction. It didn't have an automatic defense function. It seemed that the only way to deal with external attacks was to take them head-on …
"I'm just guessing." I extended my hand and rubbed Visca's head. "The alarm system on Planet Barrier doesn't seem to work. It didn't even give an alarm when there was such a huge commotion."
As I said that, I was also carefully observing Weska's reaction. Although he had promised her that she wouldn't lose control, it was one thing to lose control and another thing to let his sister be sad and disappointed.
Visca's expression was a little gloomy, which was normal. However, he didn't show any signs of going berserk. This was a relief. I could feel that he had tightened his grip on my arm. I extended my hand and rubbed the little girl's head. Although she didn't say anything, it must have been hard for her to suddenly be told that her Glory starship had a malfunction.
Visca squinted his eyes and seemed to think for a long time. Then, he said in a low voice, "Planet Barrier … Where is the alarm system on Planet Barrier?"
I'm telling you, if it weren't for the fact that I didn't have anything in my mouth, I would have burst into laughter again!
"I really forgot." Visca scratched his head in embarrassment. "I didn't remember to use it. Planet Barrier is broken, right? It seems that my mind wasn't clear back then and there was a problem with the setup. Brother, you will help me fix it, right? "
The cat-eyed girl suddenly lifted her head. Her bright red cat eyes were filled with anticipation. Then, she took the initiative to say, "Oh, right. In that case, I will have to adjust the equipment authority on Planet Barrier. I will give the first warning system to the outposts that were set up later. Planet Barrier doesn't seem to be reliable anymore. Fortunately, we found out in time.
There is something wrong with it. "I looked at Visca in surprise as he happily admitted his congenital defect. His expression was so obvious that the little girl in front of me laughed. The cat-eyed loli suddenly hugged my waist and rubbed her head against me. She purred like a kitten," Brother, don't worry. Visca won't lose control. I'm just sick. You will cure me, right? "
I was embarrassed that I was worried that Visca would lose control again. I gently patted my sister's head and said, "Of course, it's just a small problem. Tawil will definitely solve it soon."
It would take some time to figure out the whole thing. A group of Schilling Technicians had already started to analyze the three starship wreckages that were so burnt that even their own father wouldn't be able to recognize them. I wasn't sure if they would be able to find any clues as to where they came from. However, it would take at least two or three days for them to get any results.
Now, I felt that I was getting used to this kind of life where I would come across some Empire ruins every few days. The Xiling Empire wasn't very reliable when it came to environmental protection. The non-flammable trash that they threw everywhere was now floating around in various worlds. I was afraid that dealing with the non-flammable trash would become a daily task for us, the First Family, for a very long time.
Shallow Shallow felt bored at home, so she gave a very constructive suggestion.
"Let's go out and play!"
This suggestion received unanimous approval from the ladies, except for Anveena who would rather die than go out, and Bubble who wished to stay in her room until she died.
When the First Family went out to play, it was easy to understand. Our group, from Little Bubble to Big Sister, basically included all age groups, from young girls to mature ladies. Furthermore, each of them was of unimaginable quality. Furthermore, with the exotic Sandora, the ladies could be said to be a crisscross network of all the elements that would attract attention. Furthermore, with such a large number of ladies gathered together, they would be like a lighthouse wherever intelligent beings lived. Even if you were to find 40 to 50 Terminators to parade around Er Li Qiao, you would barely achieve the same effect. Thus, our family was actually quite famous in the local area. We were known as the most mysterious scenery in K City. No one knew how this group of ladies became a family, just like how no one knew who the passerby looking man among the ladies was …
However, this kind of scenery effect was only for outsiders. In the residential area where we lived, no one in the village would be interested in this strange big family. The neighbors had already become familiar with each other over the past two years. Everyone knew that there was a strange big house at the junction of a few streets. It was neither a villa nor a warehouse. A large family lived in the big house, including a dozen ladies and a suspicious man. There was once a warm-hearted old man and old lady who went to the magical big house to scout the area, hoping to help the police crack a major criminal case of abduction and trafficking of women and children. During those days, I would often carry Little Bubble out for a stroll. There would always be a few old men and old ladies in front of the door. When the little girl was happy, she would hug my face and poke my face, or wipe her saliva on my collar. This scene was the decisive factor that caused the old people to give up.
I had Little Bubble hanging around my neck like an octopus. I pulled Pandora and Pandora. I also had to carry a silly huge mountaineering backpack on my back. I trudged forward with difficulty step by step. At the roadside barbecue stall, the fat stall owner wiped his hands on his greasy apron. When he saw the mighty first family, he loudly called out: "Bringing your daughter out to play again? It's always this big every time … "
With Little Bubble's steel-like arms wrapped around me, I said with difficulty: "Brother Fatty, give me two mutton skewers. This unlucky child is going to strangle me to death …"
Holding a mutton skewer in her hand, Little Bubble finally gave up her octopus-style entanglement and switched to riding on her father's neck. From the huge mountaineering backpack on my back, Mercury Lamp's muffled voice complained: "Bastard, next time you carry me in your backpack …"
"Don't even think about it. I'm a man carrying a doll and walking two streets. The next day, there will be photos all over Weibo. This kind of thing spreads fast in this crappy place."
Mercury Lamp muttered something else and didn't say anything else.
Every time I went out to play, I had to bring Mercury Lamp with me. This was a rule in the family. Although the little doll looked cold on the surface, she was extremely afraid of being alone. Perhaps it was due to her experience, but she had a bone-deep fear of being left alone. So, as long as the rest of the family went out, she would definitely follow them. However, due to a well-known reason, I couldn't allow her to strut out of the house like this. Thus, the huge mountaineering backpack became this little girl's second container other than her suitcase. Actually, at the beginning, Mercury Lamp wanted me to carry her suitcase out, but I didn't dare to agree.
I felt that it was almost an urban legend that I had to carry a mountaineering backpack when I brought the girls to the neighborhood park to play for an entire afternoon. If I added a suitcase … Do you believe that I wouldn't be able to go on the city's TV station?
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