There are always a lot of regrettable things in this world. These things made this beautiful and peaceful world look exceptionally colorful. Napoleon lost his Waterloo because he couldn't personally lead the battle because of his hemorrhoids. Cao Mengde died unscientifically because he didn't believe in medical science. The few of us … ate Jingle's new product because of a sudden suggestion from Shallow Shallow.
Yup, I didn't eat it all. There was still a little left. But it was meaningless to Jingle — — she was about to bite out a picture of Along the River During the Qingming Festival on my head.
Jingle muttered as she chewed, "I ate it, I ate it, Ah Jun ate it, only the bones are left …"
"Leave some space for me," Mercury Lamp hugged my head and looked at Jingle who was chewing on it. She cautiously negotiated, "Give me the left half …"
It was the first time I realized that Mercury Lamp was even more evil than Liliana!
Also, didn't this brat eat it too? Why did I have to be the one to be punished in the end?
"It's because you're the parent," The elder sister who was sitting opposite the sofa reached out her hand and poked my head, "Ah Jun, Ah Jun, you're their leader, right? If you didn't add to the mess, I don't believe that Shallow Shallow's crazy idea could get everyone to agree. "
Lin Xue, who was sitting next to me, had her head lowered obediently. When she heard her big sister's words, she immediately muttered softly, "You don't say, everyone really agreed this time."
"I'm sorry." Shallow Shallow sat on the other side. She was barely breathing under the elder sister's pressure. "But fishing is fun."
Just based on this sentence, the elder sister completely despaired of Shallow Shallow's understanding and logical thinking.
The living room really felt like it was a joint trial. Me, Lin Xue, Shallow Shallow, Sandora, and Mercury Lamp who was obviously a suspect but was more arrogant than anyone else. The five of us sat on the sofa. On the other side sat the elder sister who was the judge, Jingle who was the plaintiff, Liliana who was the plaintiff's intellectual support (such a delicate position), Icetis who came to drink tea and eat melon seeds as the jury. The five of them were the five Protoss cops. How did they manage to squeeze so many people together?
By the way, ever since the start of the trial, Jingle had leaped onto my head and had been biting me until now. It could be said that this was an unfair trial that was continuously extorting confessions through torture. However, any protest was futile. I swore on the countless small teeth marks on my head.
The joint trial started when Liliana came back with a crying Jingle. It had already lasted for half an hour. When Jingle and her servant, who had returned home right after us, appeared, the pitiful little thing could only muddle-headedly repeat three words like Xianglin Sao: "Eaten, eaten, eaten …". This caused Icetis to almost use the three words' little thing 'to come up with a shocking Genius.avi. Liliana then told the elder sister about the tragic barbecue that happened at Fairy Lake. We all knew that it was hard to judge the external affairs of this family, but when it came to internal affairs, the elder sister was undoubtedly the highest leader. When she pointed to the sofa, even Sandora had to sit there obediently without making a sound.
Then … it was like that.
The elder sister painstakingly explained in simple terms and righteously pointed out how terrible and wrong the act of poaching led by Shallow Shallow was. A certain irresponsible parent fanned the flames and a certain good-for-nothing became even more severe. The hoodlums led by Icetis explained the terrifying consequences of this serious incident from the perspective of the Protoss's strict examination system. That is, Jingle would fail god knows how many times she would have to take the make-up examination in Creation. Liliana, who supplemented Jingle's intelligence, replaced the incompetent Jingle to describe the entire "crime" in a way that made the sun and moon lose their luster and the sky change color. She couldn't help but tear up when she talked about the emotional parts — I pinched her cheeks. In the end, if one didn't know what happened, they would probably associate us with the end of the world and think that we just went to destroy the earth. I didn't understand. How did eating a fish have a link with five to six hundred million women getting pregnant out of wedlock? How did this brat discuss cumin flour used for grilling fish and the abortion of young girls in today's society at the same time? Anyway, there was one thing that was obvious: She finally had the chance to show her face and use the elder sister's authority to lecture us parents. Now, she was so full of herself that she was like the Hulk.
As for the few of us "suspects", we could only lower our heads and listen to her lecture.
"Oh, what should we do this time? There are only a dozen of them left. They can't even form a group."
The little one laid on top of my head weakly and pulled my hair from time to time. "Ah Jun is a big idiot. Why did he eat them!?"
"The problem is, aren't fish meant to be eaten?" Shallow Shallow mumbled softly. She was the one who came up with the Fishing Plan and the first one to execute it. Now, she was also listless. It was true that Shallow Shallow was simple-minded, but she wasn't completely simple-minded.
"Oh, that's true." Jingle was stunned for a moment. She suddenly sat up straight and hugged her arms as she nodded. "Speaking of which, those fish do seem to be meant to be eaten."
"Hey hey, you're the Goddess of Life, right? Do you think it's appropriate for you to define your own creation like that?" Lin Xue extended her hand and poked Jingle's little face. She almost poked the little one off. "Shouldn't a typical Goddess of Life be compassionate towards all life and treat the flies and mosquitoes she created as her children? She would feel heartache for three months if she stepped on a grasshopper and would fight to the death if she saw anyone poaching?"
Jingle was stunned by Lin Xue's explanation. She was really confused for a moment. Then, she waved her toothpick-like arms and shouted, "That's not it! That's the way of thinking of those non-mainstream people in the God Realm! That's extremely harmful to the entire life system! The cycle of all life should be natural. The food chain is necessary, and so is the cycle. Under the laws of nature, the death of normal life is part of the flow of the River of Life. They don't disappear, but return to the world system. Furthermore, Jingle wouldn't feel heartache for three months if she stepped on a grasshopper. Because Jingle has tried it before, Jingle couldn't kill a grasshopper at all … "
All of us were stunned by the little thing's sudden words. I carefully poked at the top of my head and thought to myself, "Did this fellow receive too much stimulation and coincidentally open up his conception and governing vessels? From now on, his IQ has reached two digits. In the end, the moment he stretched out his hand, he howled miserably. When he pulled his hand back, there was a little thing on his finger: Ding Dang once again used its ultimate technique, biting someone else's finger and swinging in the air.
Looks like the pet's attributes haven't changed.
Icetis looked at the little Jingle in surprise. After a while, she faintly said, "The reference material for the branch of creation, 《How Life is Refined》, 1895 edition, chapter 9, section 16, the key knowledge of the test. I never thought that there would be a time when you could memorize the textbook."
Jingle let go of my finger and somersaulted back and forth in the air, "Of course, of course, Jingle is amazing! At that time, I couldn't answer this part. Goddess sister made Jingle copy it a few hundred times! "
I was speechless.
Was Jingle's ability to memorize the knowledge at the end or was it that she had to copy it a few hundred times before she could memorize it?
"Wait wait wait, what's going on? Is this the end of the public trial?" Seeing that the atmosphere had unknowingly changed from the public trial of the poachers to the discussion of Jingle's knowledge, Icetis, who was planning on continuing to join in the fun, suddenly howled, "Jingle, don't you care about your creations? Also, they eat … "
"Fine, fine, you never care about good things, but look at how happy you are when something bad happens." I saw my sister throw a helpless look at me and knew that today's trial was over. Thus, I stood up and threw a nut to Icetis, "Jingle is fine, why are you still worried?"
Everyone got up and did what they needed to do. Only Bindis was still sitting there in a daze, a little confused. It seemed that although she had been eating and drinking here for a period of time, she had not been in contact with us enough. She was still unclear about some things that needed to be understood in depth about this magical family. For example, the reason why we were so busy criticizing each other was actually to make Dingdang happy again. This was the same as coaxing a child to be happy. If the child cried because of one's own mistake, the adult should apologize in a thousand ways. But as long as the child did not cry or make a fuss, would you really find a wolf grandmother to kill the child's father like you promised at the beginning?
You can't blame us for coaxing Jingle like a child. Look at this little one who has completely forgotten about her bunch of unlucky little fishes. Other than treating her like a child, what else can you do?
The crowd of onlookers, big and small, scattered like birds and beasts. Seeing that there was nothing more to do, Ilson immediately took out the poker cards from under his buttocks and asked everyone to play poker. Kenser grinned and spread out a chessboard on the tea table with familiarity. He lit a pot of incense and lit the Moon Over a Fountain. He sat opposite Mo Nina, his old chess friend. After a while, he heard the calm and powerful voice of the uncle, "Commander!"
Bryndis looked around in a daze. Finally, he was sure that the public hearing had come to an end. So he shrugged and took out the dragon scale mahjong from his dimensional pocket. He shouted, "Who wants to come? One is missing three, one is missing three! "
I looked at the group of Protoss friends in front of me who had transformed from a jury into poker, military chess, and mahjong within a minute. My heart was filled with relief. The facts had proven that after the First Family's comprehensive, three-dimensional, short-term, high-frequency pollution, the five of them had successfully advanced from a group of hooligans to … senior hooligans. Now, they could squat on the sofa and eat melon seeds, play mahjong, cheat during military chess, play poker cards, and Ehrson had even learned to peek at other people's cards without a teacher. Considering the countless believers under their names and the unconditional blind obedience of these believers to their gods, I could almost imagine the terrible and far-reaching impact I had after getting to know these gods. The First Family had probably imperceptibly turned thousands of worlds into immoral people.
At night, we ate and drank to our heart's content. These four words were a little redundant, but I wanted to use it because it gave people an inexplicable sense of accomplishment. But in fact, the few of us basically didn't eat anything at night. We were thankful for Jingle's fish and Miss Lin's excellent culinary skills in order to capture her man's stomach.
Oh, there was one person who wasn't affected, and that was Shadora. No matter how many tons of food she ate a second ago, she would still complain about being hungry when it was mealtime. I didn't know where she had eaten the entire forest, but she still ate quite a bit at night.
I threw myself on the sofa like a piece of fruit peel that had already softened under the sun. I watched the somewhat boring TV program in front of me. Anveena would pop out from the TV from time to time in an attempt to surprise her masters. I decided to wait for this girl to get stuck and let her suffer a good punishment. At this point, Dingdang had completely forgotten about her fish. She had found a bottle cap somewhere and was happily rolling it around on the coffee table. She had an innocent smile on her face that Lina couldn't bear to look at. Little Bubble asked for a bag of french fries from her mother's hands and lay on the small table, muttering to herself as she dealt with the packaging. However, it was clear that the little brat who could defuse a nuclear bomb with her bare hands would occasionally have short circuits (or perhaps she was short circuited most of the time). In the end, the little brat chose to eat the packaging together — and she succeeded. Ji Shanshan began to frantically dig the contents out of Little Bubble's mouth. In the end, she only managed to pull out a few french fries and two pieces of plastic wrap. Little Bubble was startled by her "nanny"'s sudden action, and with the french fries in her mouth, tears welled up in her eyes. Her mother quickly covered the little princess's mouth, but the result was that she cried out in pain. This caused the little princess to immediately break into a smile, and the two of them appeared to be very happy.
Mercury Lamp sat on my shoulder like she did every day at this time. She grabbed a bunch of junk snacks that cost two yuan outside. She stuffed one into her mouth, then another into mine. Both of us were surrounded by the strong smell of gutter oil and essence. Liliana angrily announced that she had seen through a certain evil doll's plan to use highly toxic food to kill her own father. When she said this, she was holding a bag of crispy noodles that cost fifty cents each.
I could more or less understand why Mercury Lamp liked these snacks. Putting aside her muddle-headed lifespan of a few hundred years and her body that was not even the size of a pillow, the Mercury Lamp who had shed her outer shell was essentially a little girl who was curious about everything. Of course, her temper might be a little bad, her personality might be a little precocious, and her bite might be a little more painful than a normal child's — — the last one doesn't count. However, Lina, a fake loli who was a domineering elder sister at heart, would actually hang around crispy noodle snacks and a lot of fish every day. This really made me feel strange for a long time. Of course, after I saw Qian Qian come back with a bag of snacks that was even bigger than all the snacks in the house, I calmed down.
On this planet, there was a type of creature whose combat power would never decrease with age.
After a while, the news began to play on the TV. A man with a poker face sat straight in front of the camera like the King of Hearts. He used an unchanging tone to read the script: "… Country X's XX nuclear submarine suddenly appeared at XX port this morning for an emergency rest and reorganization, causing tension in the local area. According to the country's spokesperson, this time the nuclear submarine's rest and reorganization was not part of the plan, but ordinary people do not need to panic. This is a special resupply with no military purpose. The spokesperson later said that this nuclear submarine that suddenly docked for resupply had to end its patrol mission prematurely due to a turbine malfunction … "
Mercury Lamp directly stuffed a salt and pepper potato into my nose and said blankly: "Hey, stupid human, that black thing is the nuclear submarine you were talking about, right?"
As I tried to eat with my nose, I quickly waved my hand: "Anveena, hurry up and turn it back!"
The ghost maid, who was peeking her head out from under the screen, quickly crawled out from the TV cabinet. She turned her body 180 degrees and fiddled with the TV. After a long time, she turned her head with a sullen face: "Master, this thing can't be turned back, right?"
"Uh, forget it then."
After that, no one paid attention to what was said on the TV. Our topic began to move in a subtle direction. It was about a nuclear submarine that had been hit by a mermaid a few days ago. Why did it wait until this morning to surface?
As for the submarine's injuries, there was no need to think about it. It seemed that I had underestimated the Mermaid Princess Isana's combat power. It was not as simple as her colliding with the submarine.
After a round of discussion, Liliana came to a conclusion that made us speechless:
"The submarine was in the South Pacific Ocean, right? It was in the territorial waters of another country, right? "
Then everyone was speechless.
"This is the dirty international politics." Liliana nodded her head mischievously. "It's really lucky that it didn't suffocate to death."
"But if it was really desperate, it could resurface at any time," Big Sister concluded leisurely. "Isana didn't hit it too hard. Otherwise, we would have to maintain world peace tomorrow."
Unbeknownst to the entire human race, the world has once again avoided an all-out nuclear war. This is truly a cause for celebration, a cause for celebration. However, it seems like we don't really care about this matter. A certain country's nuclear submarine almost exploded underwater, causing the attention of the First House to be close to freezing point. It couldn't even compare to the attention that Dingdang attracted when she tripped over a bottle cap for the fourth time. Speaking of which, I wasn't sure if I was infected with Shallow Shallow's simple-mindedness or if I was used to the carnage outside, but other than saying "Congratulations", I didn't have any other thoughts. This small piece of news incited a discussion that lasted less than five minutes. After that, the entire family returned to their idle and busy state. Big Sister urged the younger ones to return to their rooms to rest, and forcefully dragged Liliana and Mercury Lamp back to the second floor. Ji Shanshan also yawned as she hugged the sleeping Little Bubble and said goodnight to us. At this moment, a loud sound suddenly echoed, attracting the gazes of the remaining people in the living room.
"Bang!"
I looked in the direction of the sound and saw Visca lifting his head from the coffee table in a daze. He was rubbing his forehead, and there was a dent on the marble coffee table.
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