Our initial plan was very simple, and I'm sure the smart ones here have already guessed it.
Pretending to be mysterious, scaring, and deceiving our feelings. (Isn't this too serious?) She was just a little girl, and she definitely didn't have any ill intentions. The first step of this plan was to create an empty atmosphere, so when Mercury Lamp arrived, we all set it to vibrate … Err, invisibility.
The second step … Alright, the first step was already over.
Logically speaking, Anveena should have crawled out from the television at this moment. Although this idea was very old-fashioned, and to Mercury Lamp who could use a secret technique to crawl in and out of the mirror space, it still counted as an opening gambit. In the end, my meticulously planned appetizer turned into combustible trash before it was even unveiled — Mercury Lamp actually heartlessly fell asleep on the sofa.
This made the Empire higher-ups who were waiting to see the Ring in the living room scratched their heads in exasperation.
Once again, I pondered, why would there be an exception like Mercury Lamp among the Rose Girls, who could only be charged in their original packaging? Sleeping on my shoulder could be considered as relying on my gigantic battery to charge, but to fall asleep on a random sofa, isn't this a scam? Isn't this a scam for the fathers of all the Rose Girls?
"I want to wake her up."
After looking at each other blankly for a moment, the Empire leaders' expressions became more and more complicated. At this moment, Shallow Shallow gave a constructive suggestion, and at the same time, took out a constructive tool: a large hammer that looked to be at least a hundred kilograms.
It was about to smash down with great vigor.
This lass actually had such a toy with her, what was she planning to do with it?
"Take it back!" I instantly stuffed the hammer back into Shallow Shallow's dimensional pocket. "Do you think that everyone is as invulnerable as us?"
"Eh, wait, she seems to be waking up soon!"
Lin Xue's reminder suddenly sounded in our mental connection, and a large group of people immediately tensed up, before retreating more than two meters.
As expected, just as we retreated, the eyelashes of Mercury Lamp who was lying on the sofa suddenly trembled. Then, as expected, she opened her rose-colored eyes and sat up in a daze.
"Hmm?" The little doll girl seemed to have noticed something amiss. She frowned and looked around. I hurried to check if anyone had left something on the ground. However, I soon discovered that Mercury Lamp was paying attention to something else.
She suddenly ran to the window and stared out at the dark sky, which was still at dawn but without the sun. After a long time, she ran back and looked at the clock on the wall, which stood still at half-past four in the morning.
Shallow Shallow was still frozen in time … Er, I think I understand why Shallow Shallow would unhesitatingly pull out a gigantic iron hammer just now. The current Shallow Shallow was in a demonic human form with all her energy activated. Even though she was able to suppress most of the changes in her demonic human form, it was still the same as taking a hundred steps back. Even if Zhang Fei was weakened into Li Kui and you threw him in front of your neighbor, Mr. Wang, he would still be a god of death. Before Shallow Shallow completely overcame her demonic human form, she would always be an unconventional weapon that should be used cautiously.
"Anveena, it's your turn now!"
Mercury Lamp had already woken up, and there was no time lost. Naturally, the plan would continue. I hurriedly used the mental connection to call a certain little ghost who had reserved Sadako's spot.
I received a series of light snoring sounds in response.
That fellow had directly fallen asleep on the LCD screen.
"This naughty girl!" I almost spat out a mouthful of bile. I then waved my hand at everyone. "Cancel the original plan. Carry out plan B!"
"We have a plan B?" Shallow Shallow looked at me in confusion.
I blushed. "Isn't this just to liven up the atmosphere? Lin Xue, go turn on the lights!"
Here, I would like to express my current experience. As expected, pretending to be mysterious was something that required no skill at all, especially after you obtained the power of invisibility. Being able to deceive others visually meant that you were capable of messing around in almost any situation. In recent years, as the general public's spiritual and cultural level increased day by day, many seniors who were passionate about fantasies and fantasies created a large number of examples for us to learn from. Invisibility XX and the like were sprouting like mushrooms after a spring rain … By the way, what was I thinking?
However, leading a room full of beauties to tease a 92.3cm doll, I might be the first to do so.
With a light "pa" sound, the chandelier in the living room lit up without any warning. Even Mercury Lamp was startled. She ran to the chandelier's switch position. The doll girl, who was already a little serious, stared at the small protrusion on the wall in front of her. Lin Xue, on the other hand, shivered and stuck to the wall. Her muscles tensed under our inhuman gaze, and she didn't even dare to breathe loudly as she moved inch by inch. As she moved to the side, she glared at us. It seemed that completing this series of actions ten centimeters in front of Mercury Lamp wasn't easy. The prophet who usually wouldn't bat an eyelid even if Mt. Tai collapsed in front of him, but now, his face was red. Just as he was about to successfully escape, something unexpected happened. Without any warning, Mercury Lamp raised her hand to poke the switch. The switch was blocking Miss Lin's C-cup.
In an instant, Miss Lin stuck to the wall and turned into an "S" shape. I was already laughing so hard that my abs were about to show.
"You stupid blockhead, if you don't think of a way to help me, I'll tell everyone about how you forcefully kissed me tomorrow!"
Miss Lin's unreasonable threat came through our mental connection. Speaking of which, you were the one who forcefully kissed me, weren't you? Although, if I analyzed it carefully, I was the one who benefited …
Considering the nature of Lin Xue's movement, I didn't hesitate and turned off the TV next to me. As expected, Mercury Lamp's attention was attracted to the TV.
This scene reminded me of the time when I played hide and seek when I was young. Back then, I was invincible when I teamed up with Shallow Shallow. Our usual tactic was: First, we would blindfold the unlucky person, then I would throw a rock far away. Finally, I would go home with Shallow Shallow to eat.
After the fourth grade, no one played with us anymore.
Now, I seemed to have found the shadow of my childhood in Lin Xue. Is this fate?
Encountering strange things consecutively made Mercury Lamp's expression turn solemn. But unfortunately, this girl didn't show any signs of panic. My previous worries came true: For a rose girl who was proficient in shooting bullets and had fought with an angel, ordinary things like "Ring" and "Haunted Streets" were nothing.
Mercury Lamp was still running around in the empty living room, trying to find the source of the abnormality. She tried to open the door and leave. Of course, she failed. After pushing the door open, she walked in through the wall on the other side of the living room. The entire house had entered a state of spatial distortion, sealing itself off. After trying a few times, Mercury Lamp seemed to understand that her attempts were futile. She began to stand at the door and think.
She still didn't show any signs of panic.
"I realized something." The elder sister suddenly sighed and said through the mental connection, "This girl, Mercury Lamp, has already taken everything that happens in this house for granted."
You don't have to tell me that. I also realized that.
Schilling's idea of omnipotence had penetrated deep into Mercury Lamp's heart. Even if we created the atmosphere of Silent Hill, she would only be confused, "What are those guys doing at home again?" She wouldn't panic at all. Under this premise, our efforts for most of the night were just for nothing.
And there was another point. In essence, Mercury Lamp, who could move on her own, could already be classified as a supernatural event in the real world. Although she looked cute, under the right conditions, this girl might have the talent to scare people in the middle of the night. For a person like her, it was questionable how useful our haunted house could be. Just like the Resident Evil series, when I first watched it, I almost threw up my New Year's Eve dinner. But after Cirvanas finished watching it, she commented that it was a lifestyle film — she felt a strong sense of familiarity with it.
Therefore, a normal haunted house was nothing in front of Mercury Lamp. On the other hand, apart from Anveena, who had some practical experience, none of us were experts in the field of supernatural events. Our level was only so-so …
"Girl Lin, why don't I hang you on the chandelier and try to see if a corpse appearing out of nowhere will work?" Seeing that Mercury Lamp treated the bloody handprints that suddenly appeared on the wall as interesting graffiti and began to jump around with the graffiti, I was a little dispirited and said through the mental connection.
"Get lost!" Great Prophet Lin wasn't in a good mood. "It was a mistake. I spent most of the night thinking about how to scare this girl, but I forgot to see what effect my plan would have …"
Sigh, you don't turn on 24/7. And to be honest, we spent most of the night thinking about how to bully a doll, and it was a little shameful.
Just as I was about to give up and show myself, something unexpected happened. The television in the living room suddenly lit up and attracted Mercury Lamp's attention.
Chaotic snowflakes flickered irregularly on the gradually brightening screen. The magnetic interference patterns that shouldn't have appeared on the LCD TV gradually intertwined into strange and twisted blood-colored symbols. Under the dim light, a woman with long hair that covered her entire face suddenly peeked out from the bottom of the screen. Then, she slowly crawled out of the screen …
The little ghost, who had a very strange biological clock, slept for twenty minutes. She once again entered a state of lucidity and began her work. She woke up at the wrong time.
Also, after confirming that Mercury Lamp was very receptive to supernatural events in this house, I was already prepared to see how unlucky the little ghost would be. Sandora and her big sister both turned their heads away as if they couldn't bear to watch.
"Master won't have any problems, right?" Poison Island Chestnut, who stubbornly wore a maid outfit and had been working as a full-time maid in this house for two days, said worriedly. Everyone knew what the title of "master" meant, so there was no need to explain it.
I shrugged expressionlessly. "She got stuck in front of the television three times. She often froze when she came out of the fridge. Sometimes, she would excitedly crawl into the water pipe, but within an hour after she came out, she would turn into a long and thin form. There was also a time when she read two horror novels and tried her best to become a qualified ghost. In the end, she accidentally crawled into the body of a fly and went on a hunger strike for seven days …"
"I won't be afraid of supernatural films in the future …" Poison Island said seriously.
In fact, I usually watched them as comedies.
Just as we were having a telepathic conversation, Anveena lived up to our expectations — she got stuck.
A certain undead that had been brewing the atmosphere to a hundred percent only managed to crawl out of the television up to her chest before letting out a sorrowful wail. The snowflakes on the television screen that were caused by the interference of energy immediately returned to a patch of darkness. Anveena held onto the edge of the television and tried her best to pull herself out. Less than three meters in front of her, Mercury Lamp watched everything with a stupefied expression.
At this point, the leader of the entire Empire, the person with the greatest authority and the highest intelligence in the universe (?) The "Naughty Doll Punishment Plan" that the ruling class had been planning for an entire night had completely collapsed. Everything had finally turned from screams to laughter.
Anveena was still trying her best to pull herself out of the television screen …
"Deactivate your invisibility and turn off the spatial warp. Shallow Shallow, release your time. Chestnut, go help Big Sister prepare dinner." I waved my hand and announced the complete failure of this operation. The talents of this bunch of emperors and generals in horror films were simply too pathetic to look at. They couldn't even scare a 92.3cm doll. "Hey, Little Lamp …"
Just as I was waiting for her to greet me, a whirlwind kick came flying at me.
"You stupid human!!!"
Her voice carried a sense of grievance that I wasn't sure if I was imagining it — — Eh? Didn't she not seem to be panicking at all just now?
I grabbed Mercury Lamp's petite body and held her under my armpit. I flicked her head with a light that was neither too heavy nor too light. "I originally wanted to punish you. You really are a troublesome girl. Did you think that your stupid methods would be able to fool the eyes of the world's number one experts?"
Mercury Lamp protested as she tried to attack me. "I only wanted to hide it for one night and scare you the next morning. I didn't think that it would even last for one night … Ah, I forgot about the prophet!"
You are wrong. This time, the prophet didn't turn on the television. It was me with my sharp eyes that saw through your stupid little tricks.
"Master … Anveena is still stuck …"
Anveena, who had been intentionally forgotten by everyone, finally cried out in grievance. She used both her hands to support herself against the frame of the television. In the end, when she pressed on the switch, the originally pitch-black screen shuddered twice. A middle-aged uncle suddenly appeared behind the little ghost. He raised a small box and shouted, "Throat, stubborn inflammation …"
"Zeng!" I was still holding onto Mercury Lamp while I went forward to pull Anveena out. Damn it, this uncle with a face full of wrinkles still dares to sit behind my maid?
"This block of wood is already hopeless."
Lin Xue immediately muttered. Beside her, Shallow Shallow nodded her head in confusion. The former was always terrifyingly smart, while the latter was always confused. Why are there so many weirdos in my house? I say, Lin Xue, would it kill you to be a little bit more stupid?
Shallow Shallow had already released time. She quickly returned to the main flow of time, causing the living room to experience the transition from night to morning in just a few minutes. It was just like how the screen would turn black due to lack of funds (Of course, sometimes typing this line doesn't necessarily mean that there was lack of funds …). The Chen Family's courtyard, which was still ringing in the middle of the night, was now being prepared for breakfast under the warm sunlight.
"Shallow Shallow, help me keep an eye on Sandora. Don't let her sneak into the kitchen!"
I turned around and instructed her. Then, I turned my gaze back to the sofa. The little doll was sitting there obediently, revealing an unprecedentedly sensible expression. I could tell that all her plans had failed and she was caught red-handed. This made this fearless fellow a little embarrassed. The cold and noble princess Mercury Lamp of the past had now completely turned into a little werewolf Mercury Lamp? Her teeth were broken.
"Do you know your mistake?"
I patiently and patiently guided her (Is my grammar wrong?) "I was just joking."
Mercury Lamp tilted her head like a child. "I just wanted to see if an idiot human like you … would feel that you have gotten rid of a burden …"
"Idiot!" I went forward and gave her a smack on the head. "Is the matter resolved?"
I was referring to the human girl with a congenital heart disease. A large part of the reason why Mercury Lamp insisted on going back this time was because of her.
"Yep, Hui can live a normal life now … Idiot human, can I go back to visit her occasionally?"
"Of course — did you go back to visit your sisters?" I was suddenly curious. I didn't know what kind of commotion would happen if the completely changed Mercury Lamp appeared in front of Cerulean Star and Jadestone, who were on high alert. It would probably be on par with Aizen singing "Dongfang Hong" and storming Soul Society. If Lord Lan dared to do that, he might have succeeded. Humans were always filled with reverence towards twisted things.
"I didn't intend to go see them." Mercury Lamp was exhausted as she lay on the coffee table. "But I accidentally bumped into Zhen Hong …"
How could you have bumped into her if you didn't do it on purpose?
"What happened then? Martial Arts or Call of Duty? "
What I meant was that it would be a head-on fight or a bullet screen. Mercury Lamp and Zhen Hong were the most awkward lesbian couple in history (please be respectful).
"I scared her!" "I called her sister, and then I teleported back in front of her …" Mercury Lamp said gloomily, with a sense of joy that I couldn't believe my prank had succeeded. "I called her sister and teleported back in front of her …"
I was speechless.
I was absolutely certain that this doll had been completely tainted by us.
However, this wasn't too bad either. After returning, Mercury Lamp seemed to have put down some burden. After being influenced by us for such a long time, the quantitative change had finally produced a qualitative change. It seemed that a certain someone had one foot in the mud of the Empire's shamelessness. It seemed that she wouldn't be able to climb out of it.
I don't know if it counted as a welcoming party or not, but everyone seemed to have come to a tacit agreement. They chose to ignore Mercury Lamp's prank-like "separation farce" and ate breakfast as usual. They chatted, watched Sandora lick the plate, and watched Mercury Lamp drink yogurt. It was as if nothing had happened in the past 24 hours. But after breakfast, Big Sister said, "I want to make two points about the phenomenon of someone not returning home at night …"
Then, a certain unlucky doll was dragged away to receive criticism and education.
"Congratulations." After breakfast, Miss Lin laid on the sofa ungracefully as she watched her elder sister bring the dejected Mercury Lamp upstairs. She teased me, "In the end, the Daddy Aura prevailed over the lower limit of moral integrity. You actually managed to make a guy like Mercury Lamp fall for you. I don't even understand how you did it."
Not only you, I don't understand either. You're the Water Queen, how could you let us be polluted to this extent?
"Blockhead, let me tell you something." Seeing my sleepy appearance, Miss Lin suddenly snapped her fingers, "Do you remember Liliana from the San Tu River?"
A certain Tansy's tranquil face under the shade of spider lilies popped up in my head.
That girl is almost classified as a war missing person. There's another saying, it's an uncertain death.
Apart from Qian Qian, who was playing with her Rubik's Cube, and Little Bubble, who was looking at her Rubik's Cube with tears in her eyes, everyone in the living room was looking at her with their ears perked up. Lin Banxian proudly said, "The latest news from the intelligence department. The lost little witch has been found."
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