The moment I heard the three … four words, Lin Xue burst into laughter. Although I couldn't see what Lin Xue was doing from the projection, I could imagine the scene of her rolling around on the ground from the background noise. There were so many prophets in human history. Basically, any schizophrenic lord in the Middle Ages would dare to call himself a prophet. However, none of the prophets were as vile as Lin Xue. If Zhuge Liang had written "My lord, please read the second brocade pouch" in the brocade pouch, I reckon there would be no Three Kingdoms in the future …
"Oh hehehe … Blockhead, you fell for it! I am indeed your nemesis! Haha!! " Lin Xue was having a spasm as though she had taken too many stimulants. On my side, I was speechless. "Alright, alright. Do you think that it's interesting?"
"Life should be full of joy," Lin Xue held back her laughter and returned to the communication device with her hands on her waist. She then replied in a serious manner, "Yes, Blockhead, you should have seen the last words written in the bag, right?"
"How could you not know?"
I rolled my eyes. This lass, she could see everything and yet she was still pretending.
"I really didn't see it," Lin Xue admitted honestly. "After tossing and turning for an entire night, I only saw you finish reading the third note. The interference in that world is too severe …"
Can't you do something useful if you have the time?
"Oh right, Blockhead." As though she knew that I was going to lecture her, Lin Xue quickly changed the topic. "The Empire Fleet should have hidden themselves, right?"
"En, they have built an outpost in a red giant." I nodded. "But you have to tell me, what's the point of doing this?"
"I can't see it very clearly." Lin Xue looked rather serious. "But there is one thing I can confirm. The appearance of a large scale Empire Fleet in this world will cause a lot of trouble … Ah, Sandora is looking for you."
Sandora's figure appeared in front of the communicator. Her expression looked very strange. She looked a little worried, but more than that, she felt helpless.
"Little Bubble said she lost her Twinkle."
That was Sandora's first sentence. I couldn't wrap my head around it. "She lost her toy again?"
"It would be better if the toy was lost," Sandora sighed. "This time, it's her toy manager that's missing."
Suddenly, a golden figure appeared in my mind.
"That guy with the golden light is gone!? Isn't she always with Little Bubble? "
"And … Sylvia is also missing …"
Sandora's first sentence made me a little surprised, but the second sentence made me feel like I was struck by lightning.
Slow by half a beat? She also disappeared? I say, is there a riot in the City of Shadows?
You can't play like this! How could Sylvia get lost!
Although Sylvia's brain is slow, she has never gotten lost before. Of course, this doesn't mean that she has any talent in finding the way, but it's because she is too off the rails. Almost every time she goes out, she would forget where she is going before leaving the street she lives in. Then, she would wander back. This caused Sylvia to be like a mole that never leaves its territory. It is impossible for her to get lost. But what's going on this time? From Sandora's tone, it seems like she went missing together with Twinkle?
"Ah Jun, you have to hold on — —" Sandora looked at the expression on my face and said hesitantly. "The two of them … might have snuck onto one of your battlecruisers …"
I was petrified on the spot.
"Reynolds, inform all your captains. Two huge troublemakers have infiltrated the fleet!"
The stubbled uncle had been listening to our communication from the start, so of course, he knew what had happened. Also, the silver-haired Slow by half a beat was very famous due to her thinking speed that didn't belong to the real timeline and her mysterious identity. This made Reynolds instantly understand the severity of the matter. "I will get them to send out Ghost Agents and Dark Templars. Err, if they resist, I don't think we can suppress them?"
"So, don't alarm them. I will go there myself."
The order was given to the entire fleet in an instant. More than a thousand battlecruisers immediately became lively. There were Ghost Agents and Dark Templars running around everywhere. The two old friends, Reynolds and Zeratul, were really anxious now. Two unrelated people had infiltrated their troops, and they didn't even know about it until the base at the back. This was embarrassing for anyone. Although Twinkle was a powerful Heroic Spirit and could hide from the Federation Army's security measures, there was also the slow-witted Sylvia. This was a slap in the face. The latter's thinking circuit had always been classified as absolutely harmless by us …
The search for the two stowaways was unexpectedly smooth. Or rather, these two idiots with an average IQ of around nine didn't have the concept of hiding their tracks at all. When a Dark Templar bumped into the two idiots near the main power furnace of the battlecruiser "Quantum", Jill's sister was pulling an innocent-looking operator to ask for directions. They had been circling the power furnace for more than ten minutes.
After receiving our instructions to calm them down, the Dark Templar casually pointed out a direction for Jill, and the two idiots happily continued their exploration in the battlecruiser.
The Dark Templar was immediately shocked. He then sent us a message with a conflicted expression, and at the same time, pointed out the direction the two idiots were heading in.
Thus, everything was that simple.
Sylvia and Jill were a pair of idiots that left one completely speechless. The former was the one with the slowest reactions in the entire Empire, while the latter was the second of the famous "Bubble, Jingle, and Golden Twinkle" trio of idiots. These two idiots with an average IQ of around nine miraculously managed to sneak into the expeditionary army. Naturally, it was impossible for it to be related to any schemes. It was all because of Golden Twinkle's cheating.
"Ha, it's so relaxing. How can this king play with a little girl all the time?" The one who spoke was Golden Twinkle. She was wearing an eye-catching armor with six plus signs on it as she walked in the empty passageway of the battlecruiser. Although she didn't have the ability to glow like Alaya, Jill was still as radiant as ever. "We finally managed to escape this time. Seriously, even though all the Superior Heroic Spirits are participating in the expedition, this king still has to play around with a little girl. How many missions have they gone through … Hey, white-haired one, what are you scratching for!"
Sylvia, who was lying on the corridor with her mouth slightly agape, squinted her eyes to look into the air vent of the corridor. She let out a soft "Ah" before slowly turning her head around. "What a magical place … I didn't expect there to be such a place. Erm — That — Where is this place —"
Until now, she still hadn't reacted and was still in a daze. Alright, in reality, she had never reacted to a certain matter before.
"Tsk," Jill's younger sister immediately snorted impatiently. "Bringing along an idiot like you is this king's biggest mistake. I saw you strolling around the sentry post and thought that you were someone from the military. After spending so much effort to kidnap you, it turns out that you are just an idiot … Hey, white-haired one, listen carefully. This king is carrying out an extremely important military operation. No matter what happens later, don't drag this king down. Otherwise, don't blame this king for abandoning you at the crucial moment!"
There was also a folk version of this sentence: If you continue to be like this, I won't bring you along anymore!
That was what I saw and heard when I appeared behind the two stowaways through the teleportation device. The combination of these two idiots was practically invincible.
"Cough cough!!" Looking at the two idiots who didn't even have the slightest bit of vigilance, about to ignore the person who suddenly teleported over and walk further and further away, I immediately coughed twice heavily, causing the golden-haired and silver-haired ones in front of me to shudder. Something needs to be clarified here. The one who shuddered was Jill's younger sister. Sylvia only remembered to shudder after seeing Jill shudder …
"The two of you, the adventure is over."
I wore the smile of a boss and walked forward step by step under the gaze of the two girls who were bewildered (I seriously suspected that Sylvia's dazed face was filled with bewilderment). Following my words, the empty main passageway quickly flashed with the red light of an alarm. Amidst the sounds of sirens, heavy isolation doors closed one by one behind the two girls. Every time a door closed, a burst of blue sparks would appear around it. It was obvious that an electric field had been applied. The sudden appearance of the final boss, the flashing red steel passageway, the ear-piercing sirens, the panicked girls hugging tightly together, and the heavy doors that closed one by one, this scene was just too Hollywood.
"Ah — — It's Chen Jun — —"
As if she didn't notice the strange atmosphere around her, Sylvia immediately raised her hand to greet me cheerfully. At the same time, the heavy doors that were approximately 20 meters away from them had already closed.
"Ah! It's you black-hearted commoner … Ugh, boss! "
Different from the simple-minded Sylvia, Jill's younger sister completely exclaimed. Following her words, the nearest door behind her also closed heavily.
"Let's see how you escape this time. I don't believe that you, Golden Flash, would dare to open a hole in the warship in front of the boss."
With a victorious expression on my face, I flashed a brilliant smile at Jill. Then, a sluice gate descended from the sky …
It stood between me and the two idiots …
The victorious smile instantly turned into a sculpture. At that moment, I was dumbfounded. In theory, I felt that the two idiots in front of me were also dumbfounded. Who would have thought that the scene of a pair of helpless and panicked girls being forced into a desperate situation by the gradually closing door, in the next second, the door would close the boss outside. This scene was too f * cking similar to the style of the Empire …
I'll cross you in circles! I completely didn't notice that there was a door between me and the two of them! Who can tell me which movie's final boss was also separated by a quarantine door!
"Boom!" With a deafening sound, a huge hole was opened in the middle of the door that had just closed. I choked and coughed non-stop. God knows what kind of material this layer of interstellar alloy was made of. It was just a little heat and the smell was actually similar to Sandora's high-calorie dishes. Jumping out of the hole, I realized that Sylvia and Gilgamesh, who had yet to recover from the series of drastic changes, were hugging each other with a dumbfounded expression. Looking at the billowing smoke of the door, they were speechless for a long time.
"Bo … Boss," Jill's younger sister reacted faster than Sylvia, "Didn't you say that we can't open a hole in the warship?"
"I didn't allow you to open a hole! But this is your boss' ship! "
Renault's dumbfounded voice immediately came from the public channel, "Your Majesty, but this is the property of the Federation …" In the background, Zeratul's earth-shaking coughs could be heard.
Tsk, it seems that I don't have any dignity normally. Uncle Stubble, who used to respect the Empire like a god, has started to ridicule the Head of the Empire.
Sylvia might have been scared silly by the explosion right in front of her. This brat has the title of Schilling Emperor, but in reality, she is just a god who relies on the government's relief fund to survive. She runs a dessert shop in a military-controlled area and she insists that she just moved to another school district in a military base on another planet. A metal door that could push Tokyo Tower into the ground ten meters away was instantly turned into a hole. This idiot might have developed an indelible psychological trauma towards all metal products …
In the end, just as I was thinking about how to appease this brat, she slowly said, "Wow (This' wow 'took two seconds) — — Chen-kun actually knows magic?"
JilMei immediately fell to the ground with a "plop", her head banging against the titanium alloy steel plate. "I met a godlike enemy and a pig-like teammate. Just who did this king offend in my previous life!"
You and Sylvia just met and I have already been tormented by this silly girl more than once. Now, even Alaya can find a sense of superiority from Sylvia. Think about it, can this person still be saved?
The muscles on my face twitched and I switched to a serious expression. I pointed at Niang Shinning whose eyes were a little unfocused and said sternly, "Alright, now explain to me, how did you sneak in here — — didn't I make you a nanny?"
"Are you insulting this king's dignity?!" Niang Shinning was provoked by the word "nanny" and all the hairs on her body stood up. "This king is the oldest king of mankind, the greatest …"
I knocked on her head with a 'dong' sound. "Alright, alright, all the heroes and emperors under me are organized according to the battalion. En, Sylvia, do you want to find a room to rest first?"
I suddenly remembered that there was still a fellow here that should have been eliminated first. It was still a mystery as to how low Sylvia's brain was. Although it seemed that she had miraculously ignored the sci-fi spaceship scenery and the pierced alloy gate, I was afraid that this fellow would suddenly become curious about the surroundings. Er, actually, Sylvia's current slow reaction was already a miracle.
"Ah, but I'm not tired — —" Sylvia slowly shook her head. "Chen-kun, what is this place? It seems like the walls are made of steel … "
My forehead tightened. I didn't expect this fellow to actually have the ability to think.
"Cough cough, this is a secret, don't ask!"
Facing such an obviously irresponsible answer, Sylvia strangely didn't think about it at all. She only nodded her head in understanding. "Oh, I understand — —"
Then, with a pure smile, she stood to the side and entered her vase state.
This was practically a creature that could be described with the word 'miracle'! If she usually hung out with Little Bubble and the others, how could there be a Niang Shinning in the idiotic trio?
Speaking of Niang Shinning, I was quite curious. How did she get in?
Knowing that she couldn't hide it anymore, Gilmei readily confessed. Actually, it wasn't a thrilling process. As a Superior Heroic Spirit, and because she was the 'Little Princess's Royal Pet', Gilmei was considered to be of a relatively high status in the Imperial Army. Because in most situations, no one could restrict the movements of the elusive Little Bubble, so most of the time, no one restricted the movements of Gilmei, who was bound to Little Bubble's equipment. Under the encouragement of this advantageous condition, the moment she learned that her old acquaintances were going to follow the army on this expedition, Gilmei believed that it was time for her to escape from the abyss of suffering and return to the days when she came and went like the wind.
She used a gigantic doll and a pile of treasures she collected to attract the attention of the Little Princess. She used a large number of lollipops to make the Little Princess not pay attention to her for a long period of time. She took off her armor, changed into casual clothes, and pretended as though she was going to sleep in a room outside. Then, she successfully escaped from the 'devil's den'. It had to be said that after several months of being a pet, nanny, and collectible, the Ancient King of Uruk had learned many subtle tricks. Just like that, she successfully escaped from Little Bubble's control and once again breathed in the free air under the sun. Then … she ran towards the Shadow Fortress's teleportation portal.
This was because Little Bubble could discover at any time that the biggest item in her collection was missing. Furthermore, the omnipresent Little Devil King might suddenly appear in front of her at any time. Although he would at most be happily carried home by the little princess and wouldn't be punished, the Hero King, who felt that he had lost all his integrity in the past few months, really didn't wish to return to his daily life of physical and mental humiliation.
Even if she couldn't maintain the dignity of a King, she could at least fight on the battlefield as a warrior!
Those were the true thoughts that Golden Shimmering confessed to me. This naive fellow didn't seem to realize that following us on the battlefield had nothing to do with the glory of a warrior.
"As for this stupid white-haired fellow," after recounting the bloody and tearful history of her escape from the devil's den, Golden Shimmering waved her hand and pointed to Sylvia, who had a peaceful smile on her face. She looked as beautiful as a lady from a wealthy family, but in reality, she was just a flower vase in a daze. The latter immediately chuckled and nodded at Sister Gille. "I had already charged through the military blockade, but I ended up bumping into this fellow who was strolling around in the restricted military zone. I know that the more powerful your subordinate is, the more they don't look like soldiers, so I thought that she was a member of the military! I spent a lot of effort to kidnap her, but I never expected that she would be a pig-like teammate!! "
Sister Gille successfully kidnapped Sylvia. Should I say that this is the victory of an IQ 10 against an IQ 9?
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