It was a sunny day with thin clouds. The wind was strong, but there was no sand. The weather was cool and dry with low UV rays, suitable for travel.
Because we killed the cumulonimbus 300 kilometers away from K city.
Let those meteorologists worry about it! Today is the day Mercury Lamp goes out to play! I don't believe it will rain with the Weather Controller and Ding Dang watching over it!
In such a sunny and suitable weather, walking on the streets with a huge backpack shouldn't attract too much attention, right?
I'm just an urban mountaineering enthusiast! That's right, an urban mountaineering enthusiast!
It's all because of Mercury Lamp. It took me a lot of effort to coax her into the backpack, but she had a lot of requirements. Not only did she have to bring a bunch of snacks, but she also wanted the backpack to have lighting, an air circulation system, a surround sound system, a periscope, a cell phone, a literature classic, a video game, a full set of kitchen utensils, a refrigerator filled with yogurt, a comfortable single bed, a massage chair, a parasol and a recliner (!?). A private yacht, two obedient servants, and an accompanying band …
I made a rough estimate and realized that I had to dig out the foundation of the house and drag my home out.
This vile doll is completely screwing me over.
But even if you exclude the air-circulation surround sound system, the refrigerator, and the color TV, the giant backpack used to hold the mercury lamp and picnic food is too exaggerated.
"It can't be helped, Mercury Lamp can't be exposed in front of ordinary people." My sister comforted me, "She'll attract too much attention even if she disguises herself as a doll."
"To be honest, I should've listened to Lin Xue when we came out." I grabbed the straps of the backpack with a conflicted expression, "No matter how she protests, we could've just stuffed her into the 700 billion RMB trunk."
"Then I'll smash the car window and run out!"
A muffled voice came from the backpack.
I rolled my eyes and reached out to cover the periscope on my shoulder. Immediately, 92.3cm of noise came from behind me.
"I can't see! I can't see anything! "
She really knows how to torment people.
He didn't want to take a car, he didn't want to wear a cloaking device, and he didn't want to use teleportation. He insisted on making me carry him on my back, even if I had to hide in his backpack. If he wanted to torment me, he should have just said so.
However, no matter if it was me, my older sister, or the eternally offline Qian Qian … all of us had tacitly agreed to Mercury Lamp's willfulness. Today, all of this little puppet's wishes would be fulfilled. She was the favored child of the empire today.
Of course, except for resurrecting Rozen.
Well, although I really want to add, no matter how much you guys acquiesce to her willfulness today, the unlucky one in the end seems to be me, right? Actually, all of you are just happily watching me play around with a 92.3cm little fellow, right?
Even though we tried our best to choose a route with fewer people, the entire journey still left us in a dilemma. You have to understand, no matter if it was a group of beauties, ranging from lolis to mature ladies, or a nameless man, XXX, who was trudging along the road like a French snail while carrying a huge backpack of one meter in length, width, and height, they were all worth paying attention to. This was especially so in this era where high-quality lolis and mature ladies were scarce. Due to the imbalance in the population, most men were single. Looking at girls on the streets had already become a popular entertainment activity for the masses. Between the group of girls and the snail, passersby would admire the former with the mentality of winning the lottery, while admiring the latter with the gaze of looking at performance art. Every single one of them was overjoyed.
Every time our gigantic and eye-catching group attracted too many onlookers, my sister would smile and greet the people around her. Every soul-stirring smile would make the person in question feel a surge of hot air from the soles of her feet straight to the Yongquan acupoint, before flowing back to the lower dantian. After circling around the lower dantian twice, it would transform into an uncontrollable feeling of fullness — — commonly known as the urge to pee.
Sister, your smile is really good for peeing — — The Head of the Empire, written in the park, 20XX year XX month XX day.
Under the curse of my sister, under normal circumstances, it would only take ten seconds for everyone to scatter like birds and beasts. Those who were able to persevere would be considered to be out of luck. The best choice for those who were targeted by my sister was to get a monthly pass at the nearest public toilet. Bringing along their bedding and staying at the golden stall was the most convenient method.
It was said that this day was later listed as a difficult case by a sociologist. The unlucky scholar finished writing an article on the toilet called "The Collective Tendency of Human Collective Behavior — Excretion". He expressed his epiphany after occupying the toilet at home for a month in a surprised and humorous tone, and proposed a shocking conjecture: In the past two years, a large number of people in the city had gathered to use the toilet, which led to the popularity of the public toilet industry. On average, there was a public toilet in the middle of every five shops on the street. Humans may have entered the preparation period for the next step of evolution: mind integration, wood cuo, and the explosive improvement of the collective tendency may mean that the human brain has preliminarily met the conditions for mental synchronization with each other …
In any case, this Ball-ache Alien, who claimed that it was imperative for humans to eliminate their mental barriers and achieve mass mending, divorced soon after due to a disagreement between his wife and wife. The reason was that the month of non-fatal diarrhea and the academic paper he wrote on the toilet had given him a very serious psychological barrier …
His wife could not accept a man who needed to sit on the toilet to fall asleep.
Decisively digressing from the topic.
"Ah Jun, I think … there's something strange going on between us."
When the surrounding crowd of curious, curious, curious, or restless spectators gradually dispersed, even the simple-minded Shallow Shallow came to her senses and asked mysteriously.
"Look at the bag on my back," I twisted my shoulders, "Then look at this group of people. If you were in my shoes, wouldn't you be spectating?"
That was why I never dared to let the group of beauties at home go out in a group. A beauty isn't scary, but a group of beauties, especially when the group of beauties includes Pandora and Visca. Bubble and Little Bubble are like two rare lolis that came out of the same mold. They are a moving focus, a walking news column. In this era of collective pain, their power is extraordinary.
"Alright, we've arrived!"
Finally, we arrived at our destination, the largest ecological park in K City. The place where we were now was the center of this ecological park that was built on the natural terrain. It was an empty land on the top of a mountain.
Although the journey to the West was extremely difficult due to the high number of people looking back, there will always be an end to the journey. Last night, Elder Tang, who took the bus to the West at 9: 30 PM, gave us a warning, "Although the road ahead is bumpy, the journey to the West will eventually come to an end."
Of course, after writing this seemingly inspirational quote, Elder Tang took the express train directly to India to learn the Buddhist scriptures …
"Is this the place?"
The huge travel bag was placed on the ground. After a strange squirming, a small white hand pushed open the zipper from the inside. Mercury Lamp's small head peeked out and looked around for a while before speaking in a rather unconcerned manner.
"It's no different from the things I've seen before. Also, it's really vulgar."
"Ahem …" Miss Lin, who strongly recommended this ecological park, immediately coughed awkwardly, "At least the environment here isn't bad. There's even a European style garden …"
"Tch," Mercury Lamp looked in the direction Lin Xue pointed, "I've seen a real European noble's garden, it's better than here …"
"Alright, alright. Do you still expect a medieval idyllic scene to appear in this modern city that is shrouded in industrial waste and dust all year round? If you really want to find a royal garden, the Scarlet Plains of Avalon has already been turned into a Epang Palace by those Heroic Spirits who have nothing better to do. You want to play in the city." I knocked on the head of the mercury lamp that I was picking and choosing, and suddenly found something interesting. "Little fellow, what's that on your head?"
"Don't call me little brat!" Mercury Lamp immediately jumped out of the travel bag like a cat whose tail was stepped on. The moment her 92.3cm height appeared, Pandora and Visca raised their heads. For these two ten thousand year old short melons, there was no creature in the world more amiable than Mercury Lamp. Even Bubble and Little Bubble paled in comparison.
"Chips!"
Sandora's eyes lit up the moment Mercury Lamp jumped. With a wave of her claws, the mysterious object on Mercury Lamp's head, half a chip, disappeared into the queen's mouth.
Then … the corners of my mouth twitched as I observed how many items the puppet had brought out.
There were two prawn sticks on her shoulders, white sugar stains on her face, half a strand of spicy shredded pork hanging next to the rose ornament on her chest, and the lace on her cuffs was stained green with jam. Her skirt was covered in the remains of fries, and there was even a small piece of fresh scallop hanging from her belt. Could this be the legendary snack warrior?!
Under our gaze, Mercury Lamp turned her face away unnaturally, "It's so boring to be cooped up in a big bag …"
Sandora, who was next to her, suddenly dashed out like a shadow. After creating a gust of wind around Mercury Lamp, she returned to my side as if nothing had happened. She gently licked her lips and gave a cute burp. It wasn't a burp, it was a burp from eating too much just now.
Mercury Lamp, whose body was covered in the remnants of her snacks, recovered her untainted state in the blink of an eye. Right now, she was staring blankly in front of her. Her entire body was clean. I even wondered if Sandora had helped this doll to clean and sterilize it — with her tongue.
Although I wasn't able to see it clearly, I knew the habits of the queen's lover and could guess that Shadora, who was in a starving state, had probably 'cleaned' the entire body of the puppet that had been secretly eating snacks in less than a second. I wondered if the mercury lamp would leave any psychological trauma in the future.
"Wah! It's all torn open! "
The thick-skinned Shallow shallow didn't care about what Sandora had done. Right now, she was lying next to the travel bag on the ground, pulling out the torn bags of snacks one by one. As she pulled, she wailed, "My chips … My fries … Ah Jun's fresh scallops … Big sister's squid shredded … Little Bubble's cake … Other than Sandora's snacks, everything was torn open …"
That's because you might be able to get something out of Sandora's snacks. Mercury Lamp already had half of her teeth broken. She had to protect her other canine tooth.
"And not a single bag was eaten properly."
Big sister had a mysterious smile on her face. She looked at Mercury Lamp who was still trying to say "I don't care" and walked closer. "What a waste, Mercury Lamp."
"Hmph, I just … just wanted to eat a little bit in advance … It was too dark inside and I couldn't see clearly, so I tore a lot of them!"
Couldn't see clearly my ass! Was there no light in the bag?
Speaking of which, I was too free to install lighting devices in the travel bag!
"Hmph! Who asked an idiot human like you to stuff me into the travel bag! " In the end, even Mercury Lamp's face couldn't help but turn slightly red after being stared at by all three Halls. However, she quickly found a certain Head of State who was the most suitable to be targeted in such a situation. "It's all your fault! I was bored to death inside! "
Alright, it's all my fault. I shouldn't have locked Mercury Lamp and snacks in the same bag. But who would have known that the legendary President Water would do such a thing that only a little girl would do? I say, Mercury Lamp, aren't you being tamed a little too much? If you only want to show your true self around us, then please find your gentleness and kindness in the past and not your childish temper!
Also, it seems like you were the one who said that you would rather hide in the travel bag than let me carry you, right?
Unfortunately, the awkward Mercury Lamp was immune to any reasonable behavior. My protest was as meaningless to her as the weather report last night. 92.3 turned around and went back into the travel bag. When she came out, she was holding a thick black book in her hands.
"What are you doing?"
Looking at Mercury Lamp holding the book and walking towards a big tree, I asked curiously.
"Find a place with no one and finish reading this book." Mercury Lamp flew up to the top of the tree and looked down at us, "Then go home."
"This is the play you requested?" I suddenly felt like I punched cotton. If I knew this would happen, I would have hung Mercury Lamp at the door to let her read for a day. That would have had a different effect. "Don't you want to play something interesting? You want the world's number one, number two, and number three to surround this crooked old tree and watch you read? "
"I thought you didn't want me to be seen?" Mercury Lamp said faintly, "On the last day, I won't cause any trouble for you … This is already good."
"No, you don't have to worry." After knowing Mercury Lamp's intention, I didn't know why, but I was a little moved. It was as if I saw my naughty daughter who always made me anxious finally pour a cup of hot tea for me. It made my eyes brim with tears. But in the next second, this feeling turned into pure envy and hatred towards a certain evil capitalist, "Because there won't be anyone in this park."
"Huh?" Mercury Lamp was very curious, "The outside world shouldn't be your territory, right?"
"But this is Lin Xue's territory." I gave a karate chop to the head of a certain prophet who was almost raising his head to the back, "Capitalists are all evil, don't ever forget this!"
Lin Xue immediately punched me, "You own the entire Empire, but you envy a rich country bumpkin. Royalty sure is greedy!"
"Is this the initial conflict between the feudal royalty and the capitalist merchants?" The elder sister looked at the sky speechlessly. Then, Shallow Shallow and I looked at her blankly.
Capitalists are evil, but their capital can often bring us benefits. Lin Xue, the female protagonist, proved this point. Under her arrangement, the huge ecological park in the center of the city was temporarily closed to all visitors. She even ordered the dismissal of all the workers in the park. This action caused the property under her name to lose at least two three-bedroom and one living room (Shallow Shallow's currency unit) in a day. But the goal was just to make a certain puppet happy.
Even Mercury Lamp couldn't remain indifferent. Under the influence of Shallow Shallow, who was a super atmosphere regulator, the puppet girl who should have been quiet finally got along with us and played for the whole day.
Ugh, I have to say, it was really getting along. At first, it was still fun, but after Pandora and Visca expressed their superiority to Mercury Lamp about the height issue (these two generals of the Empire were only so promising), we recreated the scene when Mercury Lamp first came to this big family.
The bullet screen, the explosion, the roar, and the demolition office.
"See, at least you don't have to explain to Grandpa Lin why you lied and closed the park." When Lin Xue looked at the ruins of the park, I felt that I should say something. "This place really needs a few days to repair."
"It's fine, I already expected this scene." Lin Xue stood on top of a pile of rubble and sighed. "You pay for the repair fees. Your sister agreed to it just now."
There were two types of natural black. One was like Liliana, who picked it up at home and cut it open, only to find out that it was black inside. The other was like Lin Xue, who knew that it was black from the inside out even without cutting it open.
I really wanted to use words to record everything that happened today. Mercury Lantern, who had always been so serious and cold, was dragged everywhere by us to have fun. Mercury Lantern revealed a happy smile as we flew around together with Pandora and the others, and fired bullets at each other. (The last two sentences were pure bullsh * t). However, stiff words were worthless. When the sun finally set, it was time to go home.
It was time for Mercury Lamp to go home.
To be honest, with the technology to freely transmigrate between worlds and the Space Administration, I no longer had any feelings for things like being separated from another world. Just like Ilya and Rin Enaka, even if I were to cross worlds, I could still look for them at any time. This kind of separation didn't make me feel sad at all. However, the mercury lamp was completely different.
When she left us and returned to her world, would she still be the Mercury Lamp who was always angry, always cursing, always unlucky, always throwing tantrums and acting spoiled?
Ilya and I were currently separated by an entire dimension. However, I knew that no matter when I appeared in front of her, she would always be cheering and rushing over to find her "big brother." And after Mercury Lamp returned to her world, I was quite worried that I would never be able to see her smile again. I had such a premonition when Mercury Lamp insisted on returning to her own world no matter what.
Once we separated, the distance between us wouldn't be the barrier of space, but another kind of uncrossable chasm.
I, who knew the Rose girl's awkward personality, firmly believed in this.
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