On the wide balcony, four pairs of eyes stared at each other from three meters away. Within a radius of five meters, there was a low pressure zone.
On one side was Ilya, who was here for a physical examination as planned and was here to play with "big brother". On the other side was Mercury Lamp, who had a stomach full of anger from a certain leader and was rudely treated as a doll. The two silver-haired "lolis" glared at each other. The atmosphere was probably the same as when Sasaki met Miyamoto Musashi. Sorry, I'm just spouting nonsense.
"Hey, who are you? Why are you in big brother's arms? Don't you know that place belongs to Ilya? "
The silver-haired "loli" was the first to attack with an imposing manner.
Sorry to interrupt. In fact, as long as Pandora, Visca, and Little Bubble are present, you have never successfully monopolized it, right?
"Who cares about that position!!" Mercury Lamp was already full of anger and this time, it just happened to ignite the explosive barrel. "It's that idiot's impoliteness! As for you, where did you come from? "
"Ahem, let me say something …"
I coughed twice, intending to stop them. If the metal storm and the magic bomb (incomplete) were to fight here, the house might not collapse, but the potted plants that Liliana left behind when she was alive would definitely be destroyed.
Hey, did I just mention when she was alive?
"You shut up!" "Big brother, don't talk!"
Fine, you two can fight, I'll just watch.
But thanks to the blessing of my master Jingle, the two of them didn't fight in the end because the big sister suddenly pushed open the balcony door and came in. "Ah Jun, did you see Ilya? She said she wanted to have a physical examination first, so she ran away alone … Ah, so she's here. Mercury Lamp is here too … "
It was quite obvious. The moment the big sister appeared, the 92.3cm and 133cm figures shivered, then their expressions changed at an astonishing speed. The two little ones approached each other. Ilya had a kind smile on her face as she extended her hand to Mercury Lamp. "Ah, my name is Ilya Sophie von Einstein Bellen. I'm big brother's favorite sister. Nice to meet you."
"Uh … nice to meet you, Mercury Lamp, I'm … I'm …"
"The Bubble has recently researched a new generation of artificial intelligence prototype, codenamed Prototype I. It is good at collecting Dragon Balls and tying feather dusters. Its dream is to reach a height of one meter by next spring." I found an opportunity to counterattack. Taking advantage of the fact that Mercury Lamp, who was unable to resist due to her sister's aura, was obedient, I unhesitatingly said a few words.
Then, I saw the two little girls gnashing their teeth at each other from an angle that their big sister couldn't see. Mercury Lamp even peeked at me. I really wanted to know how Rozen managed to make such a difficult facial expression from this angle. Did he also major in polymer materials?
"They seem to have a good relationship." The elder sister, who was always a little careless in unexpected places, had no idea. She just looked at the two "little girls" in front of her with a warm smile. "Then let's make friends, Mercury Lamp. Especially you. You're usually too unsociable. Now that you've made new friends, you must get rid of the bad habit of spamming everywhere. If you get into a fight … I'll punish you … hehe …"
It appeared! That black aura!
I take back what I just said. Big sister is not careless at all. When it comes to dealing with troublesome children, big sister has honed unimaginable skills from me since childhood. No matter how good Mercury Lamp and Ilya's acting skills are, they can't hide from big sister's fiery eyes …
Mercury Lamp and Ilya both shuddered at the same time. The two little guys who had the biggest headaches wisely chose to accept their fate at this moment. Then, they respectfully sent off their elder sister with their eyes as she left.
"Oh, it's over. Although I don't know why, I instinctively feel like I've provoked a very powerful big sister. I feel like I'm going to suffer from all kinds of illnesses, poverty, and loneliness. After I light up my last match, I'll freeze to death on the third step of a mansion's entrance at 11: 30 pm!" Ilya said with a bitter expression, almost incoherent words.
Uh, big sister, so your curse has already developed to a high level? And Ilya, what kind of ferocious ability is that! Don't tell me you're Lin Xue's disciple?
"Hmph, at most, I will just be obedient for the next few days."
Mercury Lamp glanced at Ilya in disdain. The two girls who don't get along with each other the moment they meet never forget to fight. "But you, idiot! I will remember what you said just now! No matter what reason you have! I am already angry! "
Clap, clap, clap.
I smacked the head of the stubborn Mercury Lamp twice. I already knew how she would react after saying those words, so I naturally didn't mind her impoliteness. In fact, Mercury Lamp only looked angry and didn't lose her rationality on the spot. This was already surprising enough. If I didn't guess wrongly, it was just a sign of panic. A certain rose girl had always believed in her only goal for survival, but suddenly it was proven to be her own wishful thinking. The huge panic caused Mercury Lamp to stubbornly choose to ignore the truth and only wanted to find someone to vent her anger on. This reaction proved one thing: The daddy aura has found the soil to germinate, and it was just waiting for a chance to show its power.
Cough cough, I'm not a lolicon — — in theory.
"Pa!" Mercury Lamp immediately swatted my hand away before turning around and flying away. Due to her elder sister's earlier order, she didn't dare to unleash her Metal Storm recklessly. However, she still left behind a vicious warning. "Don't touch me! I already hate you now! So don't even think about touching me! "
"Bang!"
This idiot … How many times did she fall after hitting the barrier today?
"Big brother, where did that huge puppet come from?" Ilya looked in the direction where Mercury Lamp fell with dissatisfaction. "She's too rude to big brother! Ilya, just kill her! "
"Hey!" I pressed down on Ilya's little head. "Did you forget what I taught you before? Don't talk about killing people all the time. If you want to be an ordinary girl, you should first establish a normal outlook on life! "
"Wu … Big brother is so strict …" Ilya pouted unhappily. "Ilya doesn't think there's anything wrong with it. It's just big brother's idea, so I'll just listen."
Sigh, what else can I say?
Eliya's heartless parents had never given her any love and care. Everything that this little girl had been through was to prepare for the Holy Grail's descent, including endless modifications, magic experiments, and endurance training. Such inhumane things had been with her for more than ten years. If it weren't for the fact that she had always been like this since she was a baby, causing Eliya to take everything for granted, perhaps even a special forces soldier wouldn't be able to accept such devastation. On the other hand, not a single person had ever cared about Eliya's inner thoughts. A tool could only be a tool. Since she was a consumable that would die in her teens, instead of wasting her energy on unnecessary waste, it would be better to perfect this "little Holy Grail". That was the logic of those magicians.
After such a childhood, how could Ilya have a normal outlook on life?
She could kill people with a smile just because she was slightly unhappy, but because she didn't know that killing people was wrong!
The cruelest people in the world are babies who are as white as paper, because they are indifferent to everything. Ilya is also as pure as white. Even though she seems much more normal now, I reckon that it will still take a long time for her to develop a complete and normal outlook on life.
Facing her like this, what else can I say?
"Go and check your body." I pressed lightly on the little girl's head. "Tawil has already prepared a new body for you. It's exactly the same as your current form. Jingle also helped out. I believe you will be satisfied with that body."
"No!" Unexpectedly, Ilya shook her head firmly. "Ilya doesn't like this body at all!"
"Huh?"
"Ilya doesn't want to be a child that can't grow up!" The silver-haired 'loli' shook her head firmly. "It would be great if I could grow up! Ilya wants an adult body like Sister Sandora! "
"But I think it's pretty good right now." With utmost sincerity, I looked at Ilya and said. I need to reiterate that I'm not a lolicon.
It's not because I'm guilty!
"But if I'm just a child …" Ilya still looked gloomy. She lowered her head and drew circles with her fingers. "Then I won't be able to marry Big Brother …"
Two seconds later.
"What did you say?!" I was overjoyed … Cough cough, I was shocked. "Who told you this nonsense?"
"It was Enaka." Ilya called a certain missy by her surname. "Before she went to England, she told Ilya to memorize this sentence. She said that as long as I say it in front of Big Brother, I will be able to see Big Brother's expression change from joy to shock. It would be very interesting. It seems like she didn't lie to me!"
Enaka … You're a black-hearted missy! Serves you right for being poor for the rest of your life and having to live by calculating the rent from aliens!
I complained about Enaka in my heart, but I still half-forcefully sent Ilya, who wanted to grow up and get married, to the Shadow City for her to do a body check.
Everything is expensive these days. Changing a body, especially one that the Goddess of Life personally created, is different from changing a pair of pants. Can't you just ask for a refund if you don't like it?
"Wahhh!!!"
It was completely within my expectations. Ilya, who came to the Shadow City for the first time, made a big fuss along the way, attracting the attention of the passersby. The childish girl didn't understand the restraint and hypocrisy that a person of her (mental) age should have. Instead, she wantonly expressed the excitement in the depths of her heart. "It's so big! Such a huge spaceship! Big Brother, there's a huge spaceship … Ah, there's also a huge giant! Big Brother, is this city your capital? It's so magical … Wow! It's an army, it's an army. Is that the legendary mobile armor? A Tauren wearing a mobile armor! Big Brother is indeed the most powerful! "
Hey, is there a connection between the Tauren mecha and Big Brother being the most powerful?
However, seeing that Ilya's face was filled with an innocent smile that came from the bottom of her heart, I didn't bother with her way of speaking, which had so many different meanings. Perhaps she had never experienced true happiness since she was young. She had only experienced twisted happiness … Well, I'll just let her play for a while.
"Big Brother, who are those people over there?"
"That's Avatar, a bunch of people who were forcefully evicted."
"Big Brother, what's that? It's glowing! "
"That's a Super Saiyan, a self-proclaimed heretic. However, it's said that he came over from a space-time disorder. He doesn't know the story of Dragonball."
"Big Brother, there's a strange person coming over. His right hand is red and it's locked!"
"Oh, that's a Ghostblade from Arad. I think he's called Niu Zaitian or something. His name is really vulgar …"
Just how many strange fellows have come to the Shadow City recently?
"Eh? Big Brother, that's Xi … Schilling. Is it an animal from the Empire? It looks so cute. It looks like a combination of a rabbit and a cat. There are even two golden rings on its ears! "
"Oh, that thing is called QB …"
After three seconds of silence, under Ilya's confused gaze, I turned my head and shouted, "Royal Guards! Empire Soldiers! Town Security Assistant, Street Office Women's Union Director, come over! "
A dense group of Terminators immediately blocked the way.
"Catch that QB! Then, send it to Sandora — — say it's a snack for her! If this kind of thing comes again in the future, don't say a word and just throw it into the reactor. QB and Long AoTian are not allowed to enter the Shadow City of the Empire! "
The group of violent people loudly responded. Their expressions were as if they were otakus who had guarded their virginity for thirty years and suddenly met Icarus who fell from the sky. Only after asking did I find out that I wasn't the only one in the Shadow City who had a grudge against that bastard cat and rabbit hybrid. That strange thing that was neither a cat nor a rabbit, had been conscientiously carrying out multi-level marketing throughout the Shadow City ever since it was sent over. It claimed that as long as it signed some kind of agreement, it could transform into a magical girl. Not only would it be able to instantly master large-scale suppressive fire and precise fixed-point explosive skills, it could also ignore the laws of physics and fly at Mach 3.5 high in the sky. Furthermore, once it signed the agreement, it would be given a sexy, cool, and cute work uniform — — the condition was that every time it was worn, it had to be changed in front of everyone. Using the words of the Empire's Street Office Director, a nameless subordinate commander to describe it, it was an instigator that was even more of a bastard than Sicarro. However, no one knew how to deal with it. In the current situation of the various worlds' inhabitants, even if it was a rabbit, we had to define it as a highly intelligent creature. No one knew if this fellow called QB should be protected by the "Interworld Protection Law".
But now, everyone could confirm that QB had no human rights, just like Long AoTian had no human rights.
"Oh, if that's the case, Jingle has to work overtime to fix the world deviation again …"
A small and cute head popped out of my shirt pocket and said gloomily as it looked at a rabbit demon who had been thrown into the phase cage.
"Little guy, remember one thing." I took out the little guy from my pocket and said seriously, "For love and peace, for the healing of girls, for the resentment of otakus, and more importantly, for the headless senior's head, QB must die!"
The little guy nodded in confusion, then said firmly, "Since it's Ah Jun's intention, then it must be something important! Jingle will inform our former classmates to list QB as a forbidden creature! "
Hmph, evil QB clan. Let's see how long you can jump around after being targeted by the nine heavenly gods!
"Big Brother, was that little animal just now something dangerous?"
It was only at this moment that Ilya finally found a chance to interrupt and said with pity.
"Ilya, you can't just look at the surface." I patted Ilya's little head earnestly. It felt a bit worse than Pandora's. Is it because you're not used to this height? "That creature is a perverted beast. It specializes in deceiving girls with its cute appearance and tricking them into signing a contract with a magical girl. Then, it does all sorts of things that make people envious … Cough cough, I mean indignant. So, you must remember to cherish your life at all times and stay away from magical girls — — Who was that just now, you said QB was preaching in the city? Did it cause any harm? "
"Your Majesty, that creature did not make any progress!"
The Imperial Army officer that I referred to as who told me about QB's preaching process. Then, I understood. To be honest, I started to sympathize with that mixed breed rabbit.
The first time it tried to sell to Loana, the latter gave it an uppercut on the spot. The second time it tried to find Sister Osaka, the latter said that she wanted to discuss it with her ten thousand sisters. That damned rabbit left on the spot. The third time it tried to go to Laura Stuart's door — — When it left, it was holding 20 hardcover bibles in a daze, as if it had been brainwashed. The fourth time it met Sylvia, who was theoretically the easiest person to deceive in the entire City of Shadows.
The following is what happened:
QB: "Hello."
Sylvia: "… …"
QB: "… … Come sign a contract with me and become a magical girl … …"
Sylvia: "… …"
QB: "No matter what your wish is, I can help you fulfill it."
Sylvia: "… …"
QB left with a hurt expression.
Sylvia: "Ah — — Hello, huh? There's no one — — "
The fifth time … QB still met Sylvia. At least, that was what he thought. This time, the other party responded to his greeting and without further ado, turned around and flew away at the speed of Mach 5. It was a Raven, an original magical girl of the Empire.
Rabbit-Cat was so stimulated by this world's native magical girl that it didn't go out to sell for a whole day.
The sixth time … I really admire the dedication of a professional salesman. It actually carried out the sixth … Err, it seemed that the situation was different. It didn't carry out the sixth promotion. The fifth time, the raven magical girl had already disheartened QB. The sixth time, it encountered a reverse promotion: a mysterious uncle in a black suit, sunglasses, and a small satchel intercepted QB …
This was the only thing that Sicarro had done in the piracy business that made me look at him in a new light. He could actually let those virtuous and artistic female artists walk into the heart of a rabbit!
This was the most dedicated and most asshole salesman in history, QB William James' experience in the City of Shadows. It was also the last few days of its entire life journey, and it made people cry in sadness.
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