The loss of the Empire's fleet was one of the few unusual incidents that we had encountered. Even though Lin Xue said that they had accidentally entered another world and wouldn't be in any danger, I still took this incident seriously out of concern for the peaceful residents of another world.
"Anyway, find the reason why Liliana's fleet got lost as soon as possible and bring them back. At the very least, reestablish communication before that lass causes trouble." I stood up and waved my hand forcefully to express my determination. Jingle, who was rubbing against my hand, immediately turned into a green light and disappeared into a flower pot at the side. "Send another batch of people over to the New Eden Federation. This time, they will warp directly in the Shadow Realm without any transits. Before the World Tree recovers, try to reduce the space-time warp of large-scale spaceships as much as possible to prevent too much pressure on this world. Lastly, Sives, you will have to work hard to arrange for people to investigate the situation of Liliana's loss. Currently, Tawil's hypothesis is only a guess. I need a definite conclusion as to how weak the world barrier of this world is."
"Yes, Your Majesty," Sives returned a military salute and replied firmly.
"Also, from now on, we will implement special regulations," Sandora added. "All units in the Empire that have the ability to teleport across worlds must undergo a roll call every ten minutes to prevent trouble before it happens."
"That's it," Sandora and I exchanged glances and nodded in tacit agreement. "Since that scourge Liliana won't die, we can all go back to chatting, shopping and playing Fight the Landlord. That's all!"
Shallow Shallow, who was so bored that she was about to go berserk, immediately leaped up and disappeared in the next second. The other beauties also left one after another. Only I suddenly heard a voice filled with resentment beside my ear. "Ah — Jun — Why did you throw Jingle away!"
Err, it seemed like a certain goddess that I had thrown into the flower pot with a wave of my hand had come to take revenge.
"Kacha!" A certain pet skillfully turned around and bit me.
"Wah! Someone help me pull this thing down … Alright alright, I'll give you some candy. Hurry up and let go, you thing! "
In the end, I used up a total of six lollipops to appease the little goddess who had gone berserk. However, my entire thumb was filled with small teeth marks.
"Lass, you're really going all out."
Blowing cold air on my finger, I looked to the side helplessly. The culprit of this incident was sitting cross-legged on my shoulder, the Life Goddess who had spread out her handkerchief as a tablecloth and was happily enjoying a feast of lollipops. When she heard me complain, she snorted softly. Then, she extended her bare foot and kicked my earlobe lightly. "It's obviously Ah Jun is the fault. Jingle is a goddess but Ah Jun always treats Jingle like pet … Ah, Ah Jun is really. You Little bro Goddess.
What you said just now was so contradictory, idiot. Also, when you lifted your leg just now, I saw it naked again. Today, you are still wearing white panties!
Flicking the little thing's head, I got up and walked to my room. I had spent half a day with those noisy transmigrators in the City of Shadows, and I had just dealt with Lina. I had to go back and rest for a while.
When I reached my room, I was still thinking about the matter regarding Liliana. I have to say, although I said that I wasn't worried about the disaster that was going to last for a thousand years, I really had to think about it. After all, she had been with me for such a long time. Even if she was naturally black, I still had feelings for her.
Hopefully, that girl wouldn't really get into trouble …
Letting out a long sigh, I pushed open the door.
"Bang!"
"Wahhh …"
"Eh? Jingle, did you hear a sound just now? "
The moment I opened the door, I heard a faintly discernible cry. Waking myself up from my deep thoughts, I blinked in confusion. Tilting my head, I asked Jingle who was on my shoulder.
"Wuuu … Mmm mmm mmm …" Jingle let out a series of muddled sounds.
It turned out that half of this little fellow's face was covered in chocolate and syrup. Her mouth was already covered tightly. Looking at this little fool wiping off the syrup on her face while waving her hands at me, I was shocked, "Idiot! Suddenly getting double the amount of candy and you're excited! "
At that moment, I didn't care about what the strange cry was about. I quickly ran to the study table in the bedroom and skillfully took out a large cup and filled it with water. Then, I placed Jingle head first into the cup. After shaking it for a while, this little fellow finally avoided the mistake of dying from the syrup on her face. Ah, speaking of which, if a normal person was thrown into a large sink like this, they would probably choke to death. That is to say, this little fellow was actually tortured by my carelessness again?
"Huhu, even though … cough cough, even though I was disrespected by Ah Jun just now, but this time, Jingle still has to thank Ah Jun …"
Fortunately, this idiot only had an IQ of 9.
"Wuu — — Ah Jun." The wet Jingle suddenly blushed. Then, she ran behind the frame of the glasses on the table and only peeked her head out, "Jingle is completely drenched. I need to change my clothes. Ah Jun, don't peek. Bubble said that Ah Jun would definitely make a move on a drenched girl. Jingle isn't ready yet …"
I instantly collapsed, "Bubble, that damn otaku, can't she play some normal games for me?"
"Yeah, Bubble said that for the sake of her future with Ah Jun, she usually only plays pure love. She said … Ah Jun, what is pure love?"
Don't even mention pure love. Do you even know what 'not ready' means? You're just a three-inch pet, and you're telling me 'be ready'? That's a line that can easily lead to a good boat line!
I ignored Jingle, who had already entered a strange state of thought, and curiously walked to the door. Just now, I had indeed heard a faint cry of sorrow, but why wasn't there any movement now?
I closed the door in confusion, and the source of the cry was immediately obvious.
"… Mercury Lamp, good morning."
This was the source of my earlier pitiful wail. Mercury Lamp, the human puppet girl whom I had slammed against the wall the moment I opened the door, was currently angrily standing behind the door. She was doing her best to raise her head, and her face was completely red. In theory, this wasn't entirely because of her anger.
"… You damned idiotic human! How dare you be so rude! "
After letting out such an angry roar, the unlucky girl who had slammed the wall earlier rushed over with her claws and fangs. Although she was only 92.3cm tall, Mercury Lamp's aura and temperament were worthy of the title 'Water President'. This was especially obvious when she switched to attack mode: I could faintly see the burning murderous intent behind her back.
"Hey, hey, hey! Let's talk! That was an accident, an accident! "
I had no choice but to straighten my hands and forcefully grab onto Mercury Lamp's ribs to prevent her little claws from scratching me. This wasn't a difficult task. The average adult male's arm length was only a few tens of cm after straightening it, so she had an overwhelming advantage in front of Mercury Lamp's arms. She wouldn't be able to reach my elbows even if she used both her hands and feet.
"Let go! Let go! You idiot! You rude fellow! " The [Miniature] Goth girl in the black dress was struggling with all her limbs. It was a tragic sight due to the limitations of her body size. I was probably the only person in the world who could make the calm and arrogant Mercury Lamp enter such a berserk state.
However, Confucius once said that extreme joy begets sorrow. The only result of teasing the Mercury Lamp was …
"Hey! How many times have I told you not to use Metal Storm at home? "
Covered in feathers, I angrily scolded the puppet on the table next to me. The puppet looked away and snorted coldly at me. "Hmph, you were the one who was rude first! And this time, I'll be more careful. Your furniture isn't damaged! "
But my whole body turned into a feather duster!
But before I could protest, the scene of the mercury lamp being smashed against the wall by the door appeared in my mind. The result was … I discovered to my dismay that if I wanted to be reasonable, I should first apologize to them.
"Sorry, I slammed you against the wall just now."
Mercury Lamp's body stiffened. Then, she looked at me coldly and said, "Why are you always so annoying when you apologize?!" Then, she turned her hand and pointed at a certain goddess who was sitting on the computer speaker and looking at us curiously and said, "Don't compare me with this little thing!"
Are you saying that 'slammed against the wall' is exaggerating the problem of your height? I understand now.
But even though she had temporarily calmed down, Mercury Lamp still looked angry. Fine, fine, I admit, at least now she is much better than the arrogant look she had a few days ago …
"Okay, okay, I wasn't paying attention just now." I removed all the feathers from my body and put them in a large bag. In my opinion, these feathers that Mercury Lamp used to attack me completely violated the law of conservation of matter. Or rather, they basically violated the ideals of any white-haired grandpa who could be hung on the wall of a research building. Although they had never attacked our family, even Tawil couldn't understand the principle behind these feathers. God knows how they were condensed, and why they could condense without dispersing. How funny would it be if Mercury Lamp's feathers were like this in the anime. After the chairman and True Red fought fiercely, both of them left, leaving the auntie who was sweeping the street jumping and cursing. The autumn wind blew, and the chicken feathers and flower petals flew all over the screen. Like this, the entire anime changed to a theme of life. "But speaking of which, didn't I tell you before that you are not allowed to use Metal Storm at home? You don't know how tiring it is for Anveena to clean the room. She's the only maid in the house."
"This isn't Metal Storm … Forget it, I have already experienced the stubbornness of a stupid human." Mercury Lamp jumped down from the table and snatched the bag full of black feathers from my hand. "That big crow named Anveena is willing to work. No matter how clean your house is, she will clean it three times a day. As for these feathers — — These are mine. Don't even think about tying a feather duster!"
Actually, I wanted Shallow Shallow to help me sew two pillows. I already had enough dusters at home.
"Home … huh …"
After a short moment of silence, I suddenly heard Mercury Lamp say something indistinctly, but I didn't think too much about it. I only cared about one thing. "Speaking of which, why are you in my room? And why are you hiding behind the door? "
This was the crux of the problem. It was all because of the Metal Storm that I had caused trouble. It made me forget what I was here for!
"It's nothing. I just wandered here." Mercury Lamp didn't hesitate to use a very lame excuse to explain herself. She didn't even bother to write a draft. Speaking of which, was this guy so pessimistic about my IQ? What an arrogant puppet!
Under my judgment "King's Gaze", Mercury Lamp persisted for a full five minutes. Finally, she couldn't take it anymore and turned her head away. Then, she directly flew towards the window and coldly left behind a sentence:
"Hmph, I just wanted to ask you when you can find my world. And …"
"Bang!"
I stared at the puppet sitting on the table with her back facing me. I indifferently said: "Next time, use the door. There is a steel shield outside the windows of the house."
There was one more thing I didn't say. This was originally designed to prevent the muddle-headed Jingle from accidentally flying out.
"Long-winded! Long-winded! None of your business! "
Eh? Didn't she go back? Did her soul come back? Was that a hallucination? Did I see a slight blush and embarrassment on Mercury Lamp's face?
Looking at Mercury Lamp walking towards the door with a strange expression and stiff steps, I suddenly thought of something and hurriedly said: "Oh right, Mercury Lamp, when I hugged you just now … Oh, don't misunderstand, I mean, when I found your body … You know right? I wanted to say, if it's possible, our technology might be able to fix it … "
"Shut up!"
Out of my expectation, my words that were originally out of concern caused Mercury Lamp to really get angry. She suddenly turned her head and shouted at me: "I'm not some defective product! I don't need you to fix it … Damn, if it wasn't because I can't beat you … Hey, what are you laughing at? "
I shrugged: "Nothing, I was just casually saying. When you need help, just come to me."
In response to my words, the mercury lamp only turned its head away noncommittally, and then quickly flew down the stairs. Two seconds later, a maid's panicked cry of alarm and a series of clanking sounds came from downstairs.
You're a puppet that's used to flying around in the living room. Now that you know that there's a ghost that's used to popping out of nowhere, you should change your habits, okay? Now Anveena is complaining that she can't pass through the wall to her heart's content.
"Jingle, why is she so angry?"
As if I had telepathy with her, I reached behind me and steadily caught the little Goddess who was flying towards me. As I placed her in my shirt pocket, I asked her out of curiosity.
"Ah Jun is really slow." Jingle, this little idiot, actually shook her head and educated me, "Girls' hearts are very complicated. Sometimes, if you are too direct and forceful, it will hurt them. So, you must be very gentle and careful to give them care. The most important thing is, don't let them think that you are pitying them …"
After five seconds of silence.
I said: "Jingle, tell me the truth, where did you see it?"
The little thing raised her head proudly: "When Bubble was playing the game, Jingle saw it. Although I didn't understand it at all, I always felt that the conversation was very impressive!"
I knew it, a ⑨ IQ will always be a ⑨, this has nothing to do with the title.
"Your Majesty, there is an emergency in the third residential area! A conflict broke out between several Transmigrators with average battle strength, currently there are more than ten innocent Transmigrators heavily injured. The Royal Heavy Guards have already taken control of the scene, please give your next instructions! "
Just as Jingle and I were lying on the bed — — or more accurately, I was lying on the bed and Jingle was lying on my head, chatting and waiting to sleep, an emergency call suddenly came from our spiritual connection. Immediately, I almost jumped up.
"Ah! Ah Jun, what happened? "
Jingle, who was thrown onto the chandelier, exclaimed.
"That bunch of bored troublemakers!" I rolled up my sleeves and said angrily, "There is a fight in the Shadow City again! If I don't get those bastards to polish Visca's Star of Rampart, I will eat the table — — Of course, if it's possible, I can get Sandora to help me eat it! "
Jingle said, "Ah Jun, what you said just now is very discouraging."
That bunch of Transmigrators is getting more and more troublesome. At first, they were quite well-behaved, but now, the East District of the Shadow City is bustling with an army of seventy thousand Transmigrators. The result of them concentrating their management is that they cause trouble all day long. Furthermore, the Empire Soldiers who are in charge of maintaining order are a bunch of fellows who are only fierce on the battlefield. If you ask them to maintain order, they will just kill you if they are caught. The few people in the family who have some brains in human resources management (For example, Lin Xue and Big Sister) have caused those Transmigrators to be so troublesome that they haven't had a good rest. Even I have to do it myself!
I rushed to the Shadow City and headed straight for the third residential area. This incident was obviously different from the Sōsuke Sagara vs the Spartan Warrior. On the way, I felt an increasingly dense energy wave in front of me. The intensity of this energy wave definitely exceeded that of a normal human. In terms of pure energy intensity, it was close to the mass-produced Raven. Furthermore, it was filled with a tyrannical and uneasy feeling, as though its owner had already given up on controlling this power.
When this power exploded in the crowd, there was actually no death. Should I rejoice?
The Transmigrator Army came from various worlds, from all over the world. Naturally, there were many "strong people" among them. Those fellows who far surpassed normal humans in all aspects had always been our main surveillance targets, such as the Jedi, Piccolo, Blood Crow, Namekians, and the Zenith Star. Of course, our surveillance of the last one was mainly to prevent them from meeting with Pandora and her sister. The first few dangerous fellows were all detonators, while the last one was a fuse.
Thanks to our usual strict surveillance, this sudden incident didn't cause too many casualties among normal people. However, when I saw the chaotic scene, I couldn't help but want to stomp my feet and curse:
"Damn! What's going on? 97？”
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