"Then, Ilya will go …"
"Alright, alright, it will definitely be done soon."
"After the examination, can I stay with Big Brother for the whole day?"
"No problem, no problem — I say, you should just lie down in the cockpit. Tawil's face is turning green."
"But …"
The little girl who had been fidgeting in front of the ecological maintenance pod for a long time finally said with a tearful face, "But this thing really looks like a coffin, and there is a cross and Ilya's photo on it …"
I was speechless.
Hey! Tawil, this is too much!
"Because it is Miss Ilya's special cockpit, with the addition of the 3D portrait, it is easy to identify."
A certain optician pushed up her pair of glasses that were purely for decoration and said matter-of-factly. I completely believed her explanation, but I was more willing to believe that no normal person would willingly lie down in a black box with a cross and a black and white photo of themselves … Ilya, this time, you can be considered to have received prophetic treatment.
With extreme helplessness and a headache, I forcefully removed the cross and the 3D portrait on the cover of the cockpit under the resentful gaze of the curious mad scientist Tawil. Then, I forcefully pressed the unwilling Ilya into the cockpit. The little girl was obviously not very cooperative, and it seemed that her entire body was itching. When she was pressed in by me, she danced and giggled happily, attracting the attention of everyone in the hall. After a whole five minutes, I finally managed to settle this overly clingy loli while wiping off my cold sweat.
A gentle and steady synthetic female voice sounded from the mountain-like carbon-based biological recombination device that Tawil's team had recently developed. "Recipient interventional maintenance pod confirmed, unique identification code successfully identified …"
"Host's ecological characteristics are stable. Entering deep sleep. Consciousness backup process commencing. Transferring soul extraction progress. Control clearance sequence increasing. Transfer in progress. Control clearance raised to level 2. The following process will be led by the Basilica of the World Tree …"
"Welcome to the 627th Generation World Management System Canglan New Year Cracked Version, current version number v1.1, preset template successfully loaded — Pantheon's Canglan Studio, easy work, cheap era, you deserve it — Importing life form information from the 22nd to the 36th, reorganizing the basic structure of the body, expanding the data of the 'Ladder Life Rank' — faster, more reliable, and more stable, what you need is not the complicated and harsh 'Chaos Language', the 'Grand Will' law generator, let us free your brain — Preset mental interface completed, importing external soul successfully locked, life rank set to the highest Divine Creature, Immortal Exalted One — Still troubled by the time disorder? Are you still having a headache over the difficulty of guiding history? Are you still going crazy over how difficult the Causality System is to understand? You've come to the right place! 'Good Helper's Karma Adjustment Set, only 998! Such a tempting price, such an outstanding and precise adjustment effect, only 998 now! Hurry up and pick up the one beside you — Soul Fusion commencing, estimated to be completed in 180 minutes. The system will enter a low-level standby state, real-time monitoring will be uploaded in a minute — Let your creativity soar! So Genesis can be so much easier … "
Me, Tawil, Passersby A, B, C, D: "…"
After a long period of silence, I turned my head stiffly and chuckled dryly at the bespectacled lady whose face was twitching. "The Protoss's pirates are really f * cking evil. Look at this hard product placement, haha, hahaha … there are so many of them."
Tawil wanted to push up his spectacles out of habit, but he pointed at his chin instead. "Err, erm … probably because it's a free gift. Jingle said that this operating system was a gift from her when she bought the World Management Terminal. Perhaps the Protoss is also an unscrupulous merchant — at least in theory."
After that, we both remained silent for a long time. Finally, for the umpteenth time in my life, I looked up at the sky speechlessly.
Jingle, oh, Jingle, it must have been hard on you to find the world's control window in such a huge pile of advertisement pop-up windows, but I still want to say: You should eat less sweets, at least change it to a green version next year! In a world that is constantly in danger, none of us can afford to get hurt!
Ilya's physical examination didn't require much time. After a few minutes, the scan of her current body was presented in front of us — it was shocking.
Artificially altered body structure, magically constructed neural networks that are completely unsuitable for living beings, and fatal injuries to her heart and other key organs. Any one of these would be enough to cause a healthy adult to die a violent death. If it wasn't for the maintenance of magic, it would be impossible for an android like Ilya to live past the age of three. Even if she lived until now, it was hard for me to imagine how this little girl managed to persevere to this day under the torture of those magic circuits.
"What a crazy and stupid technology." Unlike my moral criticism, Tawil looked down on the Einz Behren Magicians on a technical level. "Even an idiot in the field of mysticism can see the ilrationality of these structures. The damage they cause to the carrier is too great! I really don't know how that little human girl managed to persevere to this day. "
"But after today, everything will be over." I casually flipped through the information on Ilya's new body. "This body should be an imitation of Liliana's body, but it seems to be slightly inferior?" "Yes.
Liliana's body was gradually nurtured within the World Tree. Her divinity is extremely high, to the point that she could even possess the natural talent of a normal Star Region Protoss. However, as Ilya is an android, this kind of technology that blasphemes life cannot be recognized by the World Tree. Her soul is also unable to be highly compatible with Liliana's body, so we can only settle for the second best. However, this body is already something that mortals can only dream of. Furthermore, it can be self-perfected following the recovery of Ilya's soul — at least in theory. "
"Well, I don't care about that." I shook my head. "I only want Ilya to have a healthy new body. It's not like she's going to war with us."
The 180-minute soul fusion process wasn't long, but it wasn't short either. It was just enough for me to feel drowsy and embarrassed to actually find a place to sleep. After that, I chatted painfully with Tarver, the rigid researcher, for three hours. (Can you understand the feeling of a leader being dumbfounded by the words of one of his subordinates?) After that, I felt like I was about to pass away from this world. Perhaps it was because I didn't receive much attention usually, but when Tawil saw me 'excitedly' discussing research with her, he actually entered a state of excitement. He muttered non-stop to himself and in the end, I faintly felt like I was hallucinating during the second half of the third year of high school.
At that time, I was deeply immersed in the quagmire of not knowing anything and not knowing anything. Together with Shallow Shallow, we were known as the Twin Devils of the Examination Hall. After that, I was fortunate to be gifted a magical watch by a white-bearded old man, which allowed me to clear all my meridians and increase my intelligence … I'm sorry, I let Tawil hypnotize me too much and my thoughts went berserk again.
Fortunately, a second before I fell asleep, I heard a voice for help. "Ding …"
It was just like the sound of a microwave oven at home.
"Soul fusion complete."
"… Tawil, can't you change the tone?"
What Ilya experienced was a complete body swap. Her soul was transferred into a brand new body. The body that was already at the end of its flight and could stop functioning at any moment was naturally useless. However, as for how to deal with it, it would be better for Ilya to decide. What I needed to do now was to follow the agreement and be the first person to visit her and bring the little loli out.
Since it was a soul fusion, Ilya's new body naturally wouldn't be in the maintenance chamber in the main hall. The infusion device was located underground in a small independent room.
Even though I knew that Xi Ling Technology wouldn't make a mistake on such a matter, it wasn't until I entered the Soul Infusion Room and Physical Body Cultivation Room that I saw a lively and energetic Ilya that I felt at ease.
"Yahhh — Hehehe, big brother, this is Ilya's new body? It's … it's amazing! So this is what it feels like to be healthy? It's so weird … "
A certain little girl who had just been reborn ran around the empty infusion room excitedly. The new body brought her unprecedented ease and comfort, making this little girl with a tragic fate treat it as a new experience. The silver-haired little figure was like a happy Jingle (…), full of energy, running around as though she was squandering all of her energy. In the corner of the room, there was a green, oval-shaped pod that looked like a plant's seed. This thing reminded me of the scene when Liliana came out of a flower bud. I had experienced the scene of a little fairy being born from a flower bud twice. It seemed like the little fairies in real life were all crazier than the other …
"Ilya." I suddenly called out to the little girl who was running around happily. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Don't you think you forgot something?"
"Huh?" Ilya was stunned. She tilted her head in confusion. "Big brother, what do you mean?"
"I mean …" I pointed at her body with an expression that didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I turned my head away awkwardly. "You aren't wearing any clothes."
A few seconds later.
"Wahhhh!!!" A certain little girl's scream pierced through the sky!
What a familiar scene. When Liliana went through her second job advancement, she also wasn't wearing any clothes. That fake loli called it an unforgettable humiliation and a dark history that was absolutely forbidden to mention. Now, she could rest in peace in heaven: another fake loli followed in her footsteps.
"Huhu — — Big brother is so bad!" On the way back to the hall, Ilya was still muttering in dissatisfaction. She pouted along the way, "You've seen everything — — you have to take responsibility!"
I was speechless.
Speaking of which, a little girl who hasn't even started puberty and whose body is even more flat than Pandora's, how do you expect me to take responsibility!
Ah, that's right. Speaking of an aerodrome, why is it that even Pandora, who is 1.2 meters tall, can have an (almost undetectable) arc, while Ilya's is like a flat plain?
Ilya complained in dissatisfaction. Suddenly, she realized that I was silent. She didn't know what the big brother beside her was thinking about. The little loli only touched my arm carefully. "Big brother, it's actually nothing. Will Ilya forgive you if you stay with Ilya for one more day?"
"Ah, you're back, Your Majesty." Tawil's voice interrupted my thoughts. It turned out that we had already returned to the hall. Tawil was waiting for us at the end of the tunnel. "It seems that Miss Ilya is adapting well to her new body. I heard a scream just now, I thought …"
"Aha, ahaha …" I covered Ilya's mouth that was about to complain. "The sun is so round today!"
"After a comprehensive analysis of Your Majesty's usual performance, luck and ability to trigger events," Tawil said calmly as he pushed his spectacles. "I have seen the truth."
I said, "… Tawil, you've learned bad things."
Things became much simpler after that. After Ilya went through a few routine checkups, the medical center's AI announced that our little princess had been reborn. Her synchronization rate with her new body had reached a sky-breaking 400%, and her soul strength recovery rate had reached 98%. The system recommended that the examinee hurry up and drive a Gundam or an Eva before the age of 14. Saving the world had to start from a child … I'm sorry, I was infected by Ilya's good mood and got a little wet.
Then, where should I go to play?
Although I said that I would accompany Ilya for a day, there weren't many fun places in the Shadow City. Anyway, from what I could see, there wasn't anything new here. Perhaps Ilya would be interested in the culture here that was completely different from the human world.
Should I bring the little lass to Avalon for a walk? Compared to the Shadow City in the steel jungle, I still felt that that kind of fairyland was more suitable for a loli's physical and mental health. Also, if Berserker was at home …
Walking on the streets near the city center, just as I was considering whether I should bring Ilya to Avalon to play, the latter suddenly stopped in his tracks and looked straight ahead.
A tall figure was walking slowly from there.
“Berserker！ It's Berserker! "
The silver-haired loli cheered and ran towards the sunset … Well, in fact, she ran towards a certain giant that blocked the sunset.
Well, speaking of the devil, damn, he really arrived!
The great ancient mythological hero, the role model of the vast number of strange uncles, the most respectful and dedicated lolicon, the only uncle-like figure that the majority of otakus recognized with his own blood and tenacity, comrade Hercules, Ilya's former means of transportation. The height of 2.0833 Pandora (to reiterate, the Empire's standard unit of length) stood as still as a mountain in the face of the little loli who was flying towards him.
Beside Hercules stood an unfamiliar middle-aged man who was looking around curiously. When he saw a little girl suddenly rushing towards him, the former was obviously shocked and took a few steps back. Could it be a transmigrator?
“Berserker！ It's really you! "
When I came closer, Ilya was still holding the giant's big hand, shouting excitedly. The latter showed a faint smile that was completely different from his tough appearance. He kept rubbing Ilya's little head, and then cast a slightly embarrassed look at me for help.
At this time, my attention was focused on Uncle B's new style.
I have to say, it was really a difficult thing to provide him with a black suit. Looking at Uncle B's new style, I let out a heartfelt sigh. I was really worried that if he moved too much, his shirt would be torn.
The unexpected meeting with Uncle B made Ilya very excited. She took Hercules's hand and kept talking about her recent experiences. The tall giant tried several times to interrupt, but did not seize the opportunity. He could only smile and nod, looking particularly awkward.
Ilya's behavior … How should I put it? Although he was a little unhappy that his loli was snatched away by some strange uncle, I really could understand.
When Hercules first summoned, Ilya's function as the "little holy grail" was not complete. Hercules was not yet the berserker who had lost his mind. He often talked to Ilya, perhaps just to let the lonely and poor little girl feel the care of others. Of course, this was just my guess. But Ilya did not appreciate it at first. She hated the ugliness of the giant, and because of her distrust of all the adults around her, Ilya never paid attention to Hercules at that time. I have to say, Uncle B's lolicon life was really hard at first.
In the days that followed, as Ilya's "function" became more and more perfect, and her control over her servants became stronger, Hercules's consciousness gradually faded. Finally, the kind and friendly giant disappeared, replaced by Berserker, who had become a qualified "machine" but had even lost his language.
At that time, it was impossible for Ilya to talk to the giant who had always protected her and accompanied her through all the difficult training. It was a great regret.
Fortunately, there was a possibility to make up for all regrets in front of me.
Under Ilya's pestering, Hercules had to smile helplessly and put Ilya back on his shoulder. The Greek hero who had been an honorary citizen of the Empire for half a month had become a loli's mount again. The little girl looked at me and giggled. Then she began to introduce her "big brother" to Hercules. I was a little embarrassed.
Well, Ilya was busy catching up with Hercules, so I had to chat with the middle-aged man who came with Uncle B. The man was dressed strangely. He had a bald head and was wearing a gray robe with patches. His face looked weather-beaten. I really wondered where he came from.
"Hey, are you new here?"
The middle-aged man immediately put his palms together and bowed slightly to me. It seemed that he was a monk. "I came from the Tang of the East …"
I was speechless.
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