"Listen, other than the fact that you can't go out — Of course, you can't go out either. In this huge house, you can walk around as you please, but you're not allowed to break anything, you're not allowed to use Metal Storm in the living room, and you're not allowed to steal Sandora's food — you've already seen the consequences of that just now. You're not allowed to scare Anveena, the white ball of light that's trying to pass through the door, and you're especially not allowed to fight with Pandora and her sister. If you see a little piece of paper with a circle drawn on it, you're not allowed to move around. If there's a mammoth in the room, you're to look for my sister, and you're not allowed to agree to any of Shallow Shallow's suggestions. Lastly, and most importantly, my name isn't 'Stupid Human', nor is it 'Stupid Human', nor is it 'Useless Human'. You can call me Big Brother, Big Brother, or even Big Brother, that's all!"
Standing on the brand-new coffee table in the middle of the living room that had just been renovated overnight, I sternly lectured a certain disobedient doll on the opposite cabinet.
"Now, come down and eat immediately!"
A certain specter pitifully floated in front of me and looked at the Mercury Lamp on the cabinet, aggrievedly saying, "Ugh, Master, Anveena's nest is still on the cabinet …"
"Ah, also, you're occupying my maid's nest!"
Why did these words sound so painful?
"I'm not going down!" Mercury Lamp resolutely shook her head. Who would have thought that the famous, arrogant, and beautiful President Mercury would have such a childish side to her. "Idiot! When are you going to help me find my father!? Or are you just lying to me!? "
"Are you going to come down or not!?"
"Don't even think about it! Who doesn't know what you're planning! Unless you make that scary little girl disappear from my sight, I'm definitely not going down! "
"I told you, Little Bubble is different from Bubble! Didn't you see the little girl with the silly blonde pet? The other little girl chasing after you is her mother! "
"Do you think I'm an idiot!? Even if you're lying, you better think carefully! If I say I'm not going down, then I'm not going down! "
I was so angry. I had spent so much time trying to convince him, and I even read out the "Empire Headquarters Survival Guide" three times. Why didn't this puppet listen to me?
I hurriedly ran to the bottom of the cabinet and jumped up. "Come down and eat! You are not allowed to run … "
The little doll girl nimbly flew to the side and said with an arrogant and cold tone, "Hmph, I wonder who was the one who promised not to use force yesterday!"
"I don't believe it!"
Mercury Lamp dodged agilely in the air, and I followed closely behind her. Although I couldn't compare to this 92.3cm guy in terms of agility, I won in terms of overall quality. I took a step forward, twisted my waist, and gathered my energy into my dantian. The profound of the Water Rippling Steps slowly circulated in my chest, and in the next second …
Elder sister coughed lightly and Mercury Lamp and I fell from the sky.
"That's not good. Ah Jun, and Mercury Lamp, don't fight during breakfast."
Elder sister wore an apron with a gentle smile. She held a spatula in one hand and a ladle in the other. Behind her was the twelve disciples of Azure Dragon, White Tiger, Vermillion Bird, and Black Tortoise, Ten Blades, Ji 'er Jiadan, and QB. With one look, I knew that if we continued to fight, elder sister would have to draw a circle.
"Why did you also become obedient?"
I sat obediently at the table and peeked at Mercury Lamp who was unwillingly pressed down by elder sister. I asked softly.
"I suddenly felt a great sense of danger!"
The doll girl mumbled vaguely, and then looked at me with narrowed eyes. "Why do I have to sit together with you?"
Elder sister probably thought that my halo would have a calming effect. I wanted to say that.
"Hey! Lowly commoner over there, don't get carried away! This king came before you, and this king gave up that seat … "A blonde, flat-chested heroic spirit girl sitting across the table seemed to be looking for something to do even if she had nothing to do. Seeing that a 92.3cm strange creature had more rights than her, she immediately shouted unwillingly. But before she could finish her sentence, Little Bubble, who was sitting next to her, pointed at a plate of fruits on the table and cried out coldly, making her feel deflated.
"Oh, don't eat too much of this, you'll get fat …"
It seemed that Gilmei was already very used to it and had accepted reality.
"Oh, it doesn't taste bad." After a moment of awkwardness, the girl named Mercury Lamp finally became obedient. For the first time, she participated in the family's gathering in a peaceful state. (Yesterday, she snuck into the kitchen to eat dinner, which caused Sandora to go on a rampage this morning, as well as my painful lesson to Mercury Lamp.) Then, as expected, she was conquered by Anveena and elder sister's cooking.
"Then, please try this …" Hearing someone praise her, Anveena immediately appeared from the table and held a plate of steamed snacks in front of Mercury Lamp.
The latter's eyes widened on the spot.
"Ahem, don't mind this fellow." I took the lid of the pot and covered Anveena, then took out a bottle of milk from the side, "Do you want to drink some yogurt? It's rich in lactic acid bacteria. "
"Strange fellow, strange flattery." Mercury Lamp squinted her eyes and looked at me with slight suspicion, but her hands didn't slow down in the slightest, "Oh, the taste is not bad."
Ah, coaxing the small Mercury Lamp to hold a huge milk bottle to drink yogurt, I have no regrets in this life — — but how does a puppet digest?
"You … really can't be saved."
Someone not far away glanced at us and made a sarcastic remark out of habit.
I looked up at a certain missy who was already full of HP but was still freeloading here as an injured person: "Your eyes don't hurt anymore, my missy?"
Two seconds later, Lin Xue and I lowered our heads and ate at the same time in tacit agreement.
That girl, did she blush just now? In other words, that kiss, she really was in a conscious state … Speaking of which, if I take the initiative to mention that matter, will I be killed?
"Blockhead, if you dare to speak carelessly, just wait for bad luck!"
Just as I was thinking about that, Lin Xue sent me a private message in the station. Yup, it was a mental warning.
Sandora looked at me and Lin Xue thoughtfully and said to the latter: "Speaking of which, how are your eyes now?"
"They're already fine," Lin Xue waved her hand as she hurriedly picked food for herself, "It's not a big deal anyway."
"Then, I want to hear your opinion on the situation this time. Transmigrators have appeared — — and although we haven't discovered any more transmigrators, they have definitely come to this world. Can you see anything?"
"More or less," Lin Xue was still eating with her head down and only answered vaguely, "But don't worry for the time being. Oh, right, there's a guest coming now — — Anveena, please leave for a while if you don't want the breakfast that you and elder sister worked so hard to prepare to turn into ruins."
The moment she said that, I knew that Ding Ling was here again.
"Ah ha, sorry, I'm here again — — Huh? Lin Xue, you're here too? Are you freeloading? I haven't eaten either … You're welcome, there's no need to cook another dish. Speaking of which, do you have a vegetable salad? "
A certain rich young lady whose height was not proportional to her age, and who was ostentatiously arrogant in name, was actually just as unreliable as Lin Xue. Moreover, this young lady who was greedy for petty gains had already dashed into the living room without hesitation even though she said that she was disturbing him. Then, she was dumbfounded when she saw the sumptuous dishes on the table.
"Wow! Are you guys holding a state banquet? That's a table full of dishes for breakfast! "
"Yup," Sandora was eating heartily at the dining table, but it didn't affect her voice at all. "I've been on a diet recently."
In other words, the meal had been reduced from thirty to twenty.
"It's okay, you'll get used to it." Lin Xue patted her best friend's shoulder and said with a face full of seniority, "Under the oppression of these vicious alien invaders, especially a certain tyrant, every day is miserable … Burp."
"Go away!" Ding Ling slapped away Lin Xue's hand without hesitation. The two missy's demeanor was completely gone. "Who are you trying to fool when your burp smells like bird's nest? Let's not talk about this first. Today, I brought someone, hehe … Don't mind him, he might be a transmigrator too."
It's okay, you don't know how much we've prepared ourselves after the blue screen at the World Tree. Now, even if you brought a reinforced Spartan, I would welcome you with a smile. After all, I've already set the price for the temporary residence permit.
Ding Ling called out to the door. We waited curiously for a long time, and finally, a small figure flashed in.
It was a skinny girl with long black hair. She was wearing a school's spring uniform. She was beautiful, but she still looked a little childish. What caught my attention the most were her big eyes. They were lively and spirited, as though there was a fire burning in them.
From the moment the girl came in, she wore an expression that was 70% indifferent and 30% curious. Although she looked calm, we could clearly feel that she had secretly observed everyone in the living room, including the big crow that was combing its feathers on the cabinet in the living room, which didn't fit in with the surrounding environment.
In the middle of the living room, it looked like a state banquet. Half of the large dining table had been cleaned by a certain glutton queen.
"Rumble …" It was very awkward. The new mysterious girl A's stomach rumbled slightly. Immediately, the calm girl's face turned red.
"Ah ha, ah ha ha." Ding Ling looked up and laughed dryly. "Time was tight, so I didn't eat when I came out. But you guys haven't finished eating yet, right?"
You can just say that you came this morning to take advantage of us for a free meal! You even starved the Transmigrator that you picked up to save money. Should I say, evil capitalists want to take advantage of everything?
"Sit, let's eat together." I called Ding Ling and the strange long-haired girl A to sit at the dining table. (The former sat down without waiting for me to say anything). I had to be careful at all times to avoid making the latter nervous. The incident with the Mercury Lamp happened once. I couldn't let the furniture seller take advantage. "You already discovered that you entered a parallel world?"
"Ah." The strange girl seemed to be very impatient. She only responded with a short nasal sound to my question. Then, she focused her attention on the dessert in front of her.
Another person who was difficult to approach. She didn't seem to have any manners. This was my first impression. However, the good thing about her was that she was usually very calm. Based on my experience of meeting two Transmigrators, including Liliana, it was easy to deal with someone who could quickly recognize the situation.
I would never admit that I had copied my own experience from a certain point.
"Don't be nervous, we are professionals. What's your name?"
"Shana."
"Pfft —" "Huala —"
I spat out a mouthful of tomato egg drop soup. Then, I flashed under the table with my chair, scaring Mercury Lamp who was holding her yogurt.
"What did you say your name was?" I struggled to get up and stared at the startled girl.
"So annoying, so annoying! Shana, Shana, my name is Shana. You have too many questions, uncle! "
I thought for two seconds and focused my gaze on her chest. Don't misunderstand. Although she could be called a beautiful girl, I didn't have any evil thoughts about her chest that was flatter than Pandora's.
Eh? Does that mean that Pandora, that pitiful 10,000-year-old loli, actually had a bump?
"Nice to meet you, nanny Comrade Alastor."
At this moment, I finally realized that her clothes, temperament, and face shape were very similar to Shana's. Of course, due to biological considerations, she didn't have a pair of cartoon eyes that took up one-third of her face, but that didn't affect her ability to be the first cosplayer of Shana in this world. Also, if I observed carefully, I finally noticed the small pendant she was wearing on her chest.
That was why I said the greeting above.
"I lost contact with Alastor after coming to this world."
A surprised expression flashed across Shana's face. Then, she gently held the pendant on her chest. I faintly felt that in that moment, her attitude towards us had changed slightly.
If I had to describe it, it would be that she changed from looking at a swindler to looking at an official Taoist priest of the Taoist Association. Although they were both Taoist priests, the latter was obviously a certified Taoist priest.
"Seems like it's true. I haven't mentioned Alastor's existence to anyone in this world, but you can recognize this pendant at a glance. Then, maybe I can trust you."
After talking to herself, the girl who called herself Shana seemed to have finally decided to let down her guard against us. Then … she grabbed the dessert in front of her and started to eat crazily.
Ding Ling, you capitalist!
"Do you know this person?"
While eating, Mercury Lamp, who I thought would never take the initiative to talk to me, suddenly whispered.
"Similar situation with you." I slightly raised my eyelids and glanced at "Shana" who was eating with her head down. "She also came from another world, but she was luckier than you. We have logged into her world before, so it was easy to return."
Yes, if I remember correctly, the Verdis Frontline Army got lost in the Red World, right?
Mercury Lamp didn't say anything. She just "sloppily" drank the yogurt in her hand, then said "I'm full" and flew back to the cabinet alone. She squeezed with the big crow Anveena who was combing her feathers.
Uh, she doesn't seem happy?
Also, why was Mercury Lamp so polite just now? She even took the initiative to say "I'm full". This doesn't fit with her earth-shattering personality at the beginning, right?
After breakfast, while my sister was cleaning up the dishes, I pulled Shana to a corner of the living room. Ding Ling had already left after eating and drinking, but Shana was left with us. Although the latter still looked like a cocky little girl, after knowing that the few of us might be the only people she could rely on to return to her original world, she was still quite cooperative. This was much better than Mercury Lamp.
"Shana, right?" I took out a small book from my pocket and handed it to her. "Fill out a form first."
Shana didn't understand what was going on and took a look at it. The words "Empire's Migrant Registration Form" made the little girl confused, but she still honestly filled in her name. En, it was only her name. She didn't fill in her height, weight, age, married, unmarried, property income, hobbies, QQ number, etc. She didn't even fill in any of them. I had racked my brain for a whole night to design this form.
"Do you recognize this?"
After receiving the registration form with only one name, I took out a miniature projector and turned it on in front of Shana. What appeared on the screen was a group of medieval soldiers that looked like they walked out from the Lord of the Rings. The leader looked like an officer carrying a large flag with the words "City of Shadows Management Committee Verdis Branch Excellent Team Mobile Red Flag" written on it. The group of soldiers behind him looked at the direction of the camera and laughed foolishly.
Of course, Shana's attention wasn't on the red flag. She immediately recognized the attire of these soldiers and the conspicuous characteristics of the elves. She exclaimed, "I've seen them before! When the Red World invaded, they also appeared together and killed a large number of the Red World Apostles! "
That's because they got lost in the Red World for half a month. You don't know how much resentment they have towards the Red World Apostles.
"That's easy." I smiled as I put away the projector. "Let me explain the situation to you."
Then, I told Shana about the Xiling Empire, the parallel world, as well as the time when we sent an expeditionary force to save the world. Although she seemed to be an impatient and impolite girl at the start, she was quite quiet when listening to the story.
"That's it, do you understand?"
Shana looked at me and digested what she just heard. Then, she nodded. "I roughly understand. I didn't expect you to be the 'Emperor' that the army claimed to be. You really are a very ordinary person."
… This rude girl!
"However, I still have to thank you. If it wasn't for your army, our world might have been destroyed. I can't believe there really are good people who take pleasure in saving the world."
Although it sounded like a compliment, why did I feel unhappy?
"Anyway, you will stay with us for the next few days." I tried my best to ignore Shana's speechless way of speaking. I waved my hand and made a decision. "The Space-Time Management Center is currently carrying out another mission. In a few days, it will be … Huh?"
I suddenly stopped mid-sentence because I heard Asida and Asidora's voices through the spiritual connection. "Reporting, sir! We found a group of transmigrators! "
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