"Wah! Jingle is in big trouble! "
The Three-inch Nail Goddess shouted in a very slow manner. It was as if she had just realized that the world she was managing was in big trouble.
To be honest, I didn't expect the situation to be this bad.
I thought that Mercury Lamp was struck by lightning and transmigrated to this world. I hoped that the World Tree, the ultimate server, would investigate the history of the spatial fluctuations and send her back. I didn't expect that Jingle would find a malfunction in her own Divine Temple.
Something that could cause the World Management Terminal to malfunction was definitely not something that one or two transmigrators could do. Mercury Lamp couldn't do it, not even Long Aotian could.
But if it was a strengthened Long Aotian, it might be possible.
"What should I do, what should I do? If there's a large-scale space-time imbalance, it will be a huge problem! If the malfunction of the World Tree spreads, Jingle won't be able to fix it! If that happens, Jingle will definitely be treated as a joke … "The little one was at a loss for what to do after her deduction. Ever since she was young, she had always been the weakest. She didn't even have any achievements after taking office. Faced with a situation that even an elite Celestial God would find troublesome, she didn't know what to do. She could only fly around my head in circles, scratching her ears and cheeks, causing stars to fill my eyes.
"Stop circling around, stop circling around!" I took the opportunity to grab Jingle's wings. "Calm down first. The effects of the space-time imbalance are still small. We only saw one Mercury Lamp transmigrating. Of course, there might be more transmigrators, but they probably haven't made a move yet. The most important thing now is to quickly fix the malfunction of the World Tree. Then, I will get someone from the Time Management Center to help you clear the aftermath of the space-time instability. You should at least have some relevant theoretical knowledge, right?"
Jingle finally calmed down after being grabbed by my hand. She furrowed her brows and thought hard for a long time before she said angrily, "If the problem is with the world itself, simply fixing the World Tree won't work! The root of the problem, which is the invading Alternate Creatures, must be sent back. That's because the real threat to the World Tree isn't space-time turbulence, but the invasion of Alternate Creatures … But before that, we can use some temporary means to strengthen the World Tree and stop the problem from spreading. "
"What are you waiting for?" I let go of Jingle. "Use your method to strengthen the tree first."
"Oh, yes, yes." The little one finally remembered his duty. He waved his hand in the air, opened his dimensional pocket, and began to pour things out. "To revive the withered branches of the World Tree, Jingle has prepared a lot of things … Hmm, it should be here …"
"I say," I was buried up to my thighs by the 'mountain of trash' that Jingle had poured out. I looked at the little one with a subtle expression as she continued to toss and turn, protesting weakly, "Little one, can't you tidy up your bag?"
"Dingdang has a way of tidying them up," Dingdang said as he continued to throw out random things without turning his head back. Some of the random things even landed on my face when he wasn't paying attention, "Dingdang will tidy himself up every thousand years … Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Jingle was halfway through her sentence when she looked back. She immediately screamed in shock, which confused me. "Little one, what's wrong?"
Jingle didn't answer my question at all. Instead, she pounced on me like a hungry tiger and snatched a small white, peanut-sized object from my nose. She blushed as she hugged the object and looked in our direction. "Ah Jun, don't … don't think too much. Jingle is also a girl …"
I looked at Jingle in confusion as she suddenly switched to her shy mode. After half a minute, I finally saw what the thing in Jingle's hand was. It was a pocket-sized white lace panty that could be treated as a work of art.
I almost spat it out on the spot.
So this silly girl also cared about these things. But the problem is: Do you think that a pair of underwear that looks like it was prepared for evil figurines has the elements to make people have evil thoughts? How wretched must an uncle be to have such a level of imagination!
Also, maybe this little thing didn't notice, but in the past few times she flipped through the trash, she had thrown out underwear more than once. Although she doesn't seem to have any recollection of it now.
Forget it, it's better not to remind this little thing. Otherwise, I will definitely be bound to death by the vines this timid little thing summons.
"Huu — — Huu — — In any case, I've already been seen naked by that idiot Ah Jun before, so it's fine, so it's fine …" As if hypnotized, Jingle's face was completely red as she stiffly put her underwear back into her personal space. Then, she dizzily continued to flip through the trash. This time, she finally found what she was looking for.
"Ah! This is it! " The little thing happily raised a crystal bottle that was about the same height as her. The blush on her face had yet to fade, but it was already glowing with pride. "Ah Jun, this is the good stuff that can restore the vitality of the World Tree. A small bottle of concentrated fertilizer costs more than two thousand. As long as you use this to replenish the nutrients of the World Tree, it will definitely regain its vitality!"
I was speechless. "… Forget it, I'm already too lazy to complain about the annoying things you Protoss have done. But, such a small bottle … Could it be that the main ingredient is Jinkela?"
I took the small bottle from Jingle's hands. The green liquid in the bottle shook slightly as I moved, reflecting a bright light. The latter still maintained her posture of raising her hands high as she blinked her eyes at me. "What's wrong with this?"
I looked at the small bottle in my hand, then raised my head to look at the World Tree that was at least ten kilometers tall. Its branches extended for tens of kilometers, and any one of its leaves was enough for Jingle to fly around for an entire day. Suddenly, I felt like crying.
Moreover, those were only the parts of the World Tree that were in the main material plane.
If the entire body of the World Tree was planted on Earth, looking down from the moon, you would think that the Earth King had been beaten up by someone with a stick. One could only imagine how big it was.
And now, what Jingle meant was that she wanted to use the small bottle in my hand, which was about half a bottle of green water, to water this huge tree that had a diameter of half a kilometer (a conservative estimate) … Thank you for your hard work, Mr. Compound Fertilizer.
Moreover, small bottle? Why was it only a small bottle?
"You've already used this?" I looked curiously at the 'compound fertilizer extract' in the small bottle that had obviously been mostly used up. "This should be the first time that this World Tree has a problem, right? Does the Ministry of Agriculture in the Realm of Gods sell things at half a bottle? "
Who would have thought that it would have been better if I didn't ask. The moment I asked, Dingdang immediately revealed an extremely embarrassed expression. Her originally blushing face immediately turned bright red again. The little one had changed his face several times in a short period of time.
"This … There are many reasons for the consumption, haha." Jingle was obviously trying to change the topic. The innocent little one who would never lie, would want to hang a 'I'm lying' sign on her chest when she doesn't mean what she says. "Evaporated, it's a very normal evaporation."
I had originally just asked casually. I didn't expect that Jingle would reveal such a 'there's more to it than meets the eye' expression. This time, even if she wasn't curious, she would be tempted, right?
Thus, I started to stare at the little one without blinking. This lass definitely has some little secret!
Under my gaze, Ding Dang awkwardly tilted her head, her body swaying left and right in the air. Her two index fingers unconsciously poked around, and then she said in a very small voice, "Because … because it's really sweet to say …"
"Huh?"
This answer stunned me for half a second.
Then, it was: "What?!"
An earth-shattering exclamation resounded through the clouds, but this wasn't enough to express the shock in my heart. Just now, this little one said that it was really sweet, right? She said that this thing was really sweet, right?
This stupid Goddess, she, she, she … She meant that the half bottle of 'Compound Fertilizer Extract' that could be used to water the World Tree was drunk by her!?
Dingdang, just what kind of thing is in your head to actually drink flower fertilizer like it's sugar water!
"Oh, it's sweet, it's really delicious!" Jingle saw my confused expression and immediately explained to me while gesturing, "Also, there's the fragrance of Shadow Grass. Jingle secretly drank a lot of it …"
Keep your distance! I instantly decided to keep my distance from this idiot. I heard that idiocy is contagious. Although I admit that my IQ is only at the level of an ordinary person, it seems like there's a lot of room for me to be contagious when I'm with Jingle. More importantly, I feel very embarrassed when I'm with this Goddess who drinks flower fertilizer like sugar water for too long.
I stuffed the half bottle of 'Compound Fertilizer Extract' into Jingle's hand and made her continue to hold it. Then, I took a few steps back. She immediately protested in a soft voice, "Wu, Ah Jun is bullying people!"
Alright, my interaction with this stupid pet ended here.
Although it seems very suspicious, the Protoss's products are definitely top quality. Even if it sounds ridiculous to use ten milliliters of unknown liquid to water a super huge tree with a radius of half a kilometer, it's not a joke. After Jingle sprinkled the half bottle of green water on the trunk of the World Tree, I could clearly feel that the huge 'plant' in front of me suddenly burst forth with greater power.
An aura that made one feel refreshed and happy assaulted their senses.
This way, regardless of the reason for Mercury Lamp's transmigration, it won't continue to worsen.
However, what I'm worried about is that other than Mercury Lamp, there are already more stowaways who came to this world. The possibility of them swearing under the name of a tragic aura is very high.
However, before thinking about these important matters that concern the country, people, and the world, I should first pay attention to a certain embarrassing Goddess.
Looking at Jingle's regretful expression as she looked at the empty crystal bottle, thinking that she's smart and sneakily licking it when I'm "not paying attention", I felt that life is really as pale as snow.
"Oh, didn't I just secretly drink the flower fertilizer? Although I shouldn't, it's obvious that many Life Goddesses like to drink this." Sneaking a glance at me, Jingle muttered in aggrievement.
I said, "Huh? So this is really a beverage from the Realm of Gods? "
I knew it, no matter how stupid Jingle is, she wouldn't reach the point where she, as a Goddess, is so hungry that she can't be choosy. It turns out that in the Realm of Gods, this liquid can not only be used to water the Tree of Life, but it can also be used as a beverage for the Life Goddesses?
Thinking about this, I felt much more relaxed. At least the idiot beside me isn't too embarrassing.
"This is fertilizer." Jingle shook her head. "But because it's very sweet, some Life Goddesses will secretly drink a little. If Father God sees it, he will scold me."
I stared into the distance speechlessly.
Qianlue, Lord Father God of Heaven, you've worked hard. Today, Jingle still played the role of shamelessly acting silly and cute to attract popularity. Furthermore, she ate whatever she wanted again.
Due to the unexpected problem with the World Tree, Jingle had to stay in the Divine Palace to carry out the following system checks, while I headed to the Space-Time Management Center of the City of Shadows.
A faint blue halo floated on the surface of the huge black coffin-shaped building. The faint resonance caused by the huge flow of energy caused a layer of dark blue fog to condense hundreds of meters around the building. Regardless of whether it was this thin layer of fog or the blue and white radiance of the three energy crystal towers near the Space-Time Management Center, it all pointed to one problem: This mysterious building was operating at full power.
"Group 7 has completed the sniff. Space curvature normal, gravity distribution uniform, no weak points found in space-time. The authority has been transferred to the next group."
"Group 8 has completed the sniff. Space curvature normal, gravity distribution deviation 0.13%, no cracks found in space-time. It is suspected that there was a small-scale space turbulence in the past 72 hours. The relevant data has disappeared and cannot be analyzed!"
"Group 5 has received feedback. The space-time tremor has ended. The feedback wave has been corrected to minus 2.55. No abnormal data found. The space-time model near Earth is still unable to correspond to reality. Extragalactic scanning data received … Comparison complete. Error still exists!"
"Reporting, Sir! The 77th observation station of the Kuiper Belt Base has sent back recorded information. It has confirmed that there was a temporary disorder in the space-time around Earth. ED-165 and EK155 have similar reactions. However, there is insufficient data to analyze! "
When I stepped into the first comprehensive hall of the Space-Time Management Center, what appeared in front of me was such a tense and busy scene.
The staff seats that would usually be at least two-thirds empty were now all occupied. Countless Schilling Technicians in silver-white robes were sitting on these seats, analyzing the massive amount of data coming from various nodes. Other than the continuous sound of reports in the hall, through spiritual senses, I could also feel that they were carrying out more complicated direct spiritual communication. This combination of regular communication and spiritual sharing allowed every Schilling Technician to display 300% efficiency. However, a tense atmosphere still lingered in the hall.
Due to a large number of high-power equipment running at the same time, the low roar that faintly echoed in the hall added to the tense atmosphere.
Originally, I only asked them to search for traces of the space-time fluctuations in the past 72 hours. I didn't expect the entire Space-Time Management Center to enter a state of full power operation. In other words, not only did something abnormal happen to Jingle's Basilica of the Yggdrasil, even the Space-Time Management Center had encountered a huge problem.
I originally thought that it was just a random transmigrator (although it was just a bad-tempered puppet). I didn't expect it to be the tip of the iceberg that surfaced in advance.
I just didn't know if Lin Xue saw something … The possibility wasn't high. In order to explore the secret of the "Rubik's Cube," she almost destroyed her own eyes. In any case, this inexplicable chaos should be beyond her expectations. Even a prophet isn't omnipotent.
"I didn't expect you to come personally, Your Majesty." A deep voice interrupted my thoughts. Tawil, who was dressed in a white researcher robe, was standing in front of me. "I apologize for not being able to receive you. As you can see, the researchers of the Empire are currently very busy."
"It's alright." I waved my hand to reassure Tawil. "I can tell that you have encountered a huge problem. Is the situation very bad?"
Out of my expectations, Tawil revealed a rare look of confusion. "Your Majesty, the situation might be very troublesome, but I don't know if I should use the word 'bad' to describe it — please look at the big screen."
I was stunned. Why didn't you say 'please listen to the next question'?
Alright, I know that this isn't the right time to roast him, but what Tawil said just now really made me want to roast him!
"As per your orders, Officer Sives issued the instructions to activate the space-time prism to scan the entire Earth's space-time field. The results of the scan confirmed that the space-time around the Earth had indeed fluctuated in the past three days. However, as the duration of the oscillation was extremely short and far below the theoretical strength of a space-time attack, the Space-Time Management Center, which was operating in a low-alert state, did not record the detailed data at that time. This is my dereliction of duty."
"No one dereliction of duty. You aren't Lin Xue. It's impossible for you to have calculated everything in advance. What about Asida and Asidora?"
If I remembered correctly, the two lily sisters were not only the most famous poor sisters on the west side of the street, but they were also the commanders of the Empire's Space Assault Team, right? Why aren't they out on a mission at this time?
"They have been ordered to move out. The agents of the Space Assault Team are currently scattered across the entire Earth." Sives walked in and performed a standard military salute in front of me. The long-haired, mature woman radiated a militaristic aura. "Your Majesty, Officer Visca submitted a military motion to launch a full-scale counterattack through the mental link five minutes ago. Do you approve it?"
I raised my eyebrows. "Counterattack? Counterattack against who? "
Sives looked solemn. "She told us to do as we see fit. We just have to let her start the war!"
"Send someone to send two boxes of chocolates to that girl later. Tell her to stop fooling around." I didn't even need to use my brain to come up with a strategy to suppress Visca. Then, I turned to look at Tawil. "Continue with your report. If it was only to confirm that Earth had once experienced a space-time disorder, there was no need to mobilize so many people. What else did you find?"
"This is the main point of my report." Tawil took a deep breath and slowly moved to the side so that I could have a clear view of the huge holographic projection behind her. Even though it didn't seem much easier to understand than a college entrance examination paper to me, "The data shows that at that moment, the entire universe was flickering at an intensity and frequency that we just happened to ignore."
"In other words, it just so happens that we can send one traveler after another to this world without causing chaos. A space-time disturbance that affects the entire universe. Huh?" I shrugged, but I didn't look surprised. "That's so fun."
"Your Majesty?" Tawil looked at me strangely. He didn't seem to understand why I was so calm.
"Let me tell you something." I shrugged helplessly and explained why I was so calm. "Before I came here, I already knew that part of the World Tree had withered."
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