"I was wrong, I was really wrong. Good will be rewarded, evil will be punished, and evil will be punished. What's the next life? This is a sin …"
"Ugh, Brother Monarch looks so pitiful. Sister Sandora, did I do something wrong?"
Alaya looks at her "Brother Monarch" who is shrouded in a black aura, as though he has been possessed by Sister Xianglin. She turns her head pitifully towards the scene of the ruins. She is sitting on an elegant throne that she took out from her personal space, sipping her red tea elegantly, as though she is a queen … Er, Her Majesty the Queen.
"It's fine, Ah Jun is just thinking about the unlucky fellow whose house we demolished in the other world. He feels the same way."
"Sandora, if we accidentally destroy someone's yard in the future, you must remember to pay the compensation! This retribution came too quickly! "
Hearing Sandora's words, I immediately turn my head around, my face filled with sympathy for Sister Xianglin.
The living room that is filled with devastation is incomparably desolate.
All of the furniture has been reduced to pieces, forming a layer of debris on the floor. The newly changed floorboards and the thick carpet that Shallow shallow and Sandora used to roll around on have been replaced with red and brown strips that crisscrossed with each other. This is the Mercury Lamp's destruction. The walls are covered in deep scratches, each of them giving off a feeling of performance art. This is Alaya's masterpiece. There is a huge hole in the corner of the wall, revealing a water pipe that is gushing out. This is the result of Sandora's claw. What's worse is that there is a huge hole in the ceiling. Brilliant sunlight shines through the opening at an angle of 45 degrees, illuminating the living room that looks like it has been bombed. This is Alaya's credit again.
Of course, around 30% of the destruction was caused by each of us. This is what makes me feel even more sorrowful!
I clearly warned them not to use any strength that is beyond the norm, so why did they still cause such damage to the house? Could it be that punching through the wall during a fight counts as' normal strength '? Speaking of which, this was a wall lined with interstellar alloy!
Sure enough, in the case of a group of superhumans taking action, restraining or whatever is simply nonsense. The so-called 'outside the norm' is that even if you have the mentality of Tripitaka, after raising your hands and feet, you will still have the result of Black Mountain Goblin. Apart from the third New Tokyo City, only Earth-kun in Dragon Ball can remain unscathed in the fight of a group of super lifeforms. In the real world, there is no abnormal place that can withstand a round of nuclear explosion and still have birds chirping and flowers fragrant.
Including our house, which could theoretically withstand a round of saturation nuclear attack.
"I'm so … so sorry …" Ding Ling stared at the spacious living room that had been clean and tidy a few minutes ago turned into an earthquake site. Her voice was filled with anxiety. "I didn't expect this doll to … I'm so sorry!"
Pfft, just apologize. I don't believe that you can really take out a penny of compensation!
"Speaking of which, if I had used Time Freeze just now, I would have been able to catch her in an instant."
Right at this moment, Shallow Shallow's faint words caused us to fall into silence.
"Why didn't you say so earlier!?"
Shallow Shallow scratched her head and giggled foolishly at me. "Because, I thought it was fun to see a doll that can move on its own, so I just wanted to play with it!"
"Also, jumping through space and whatnot would have been able to catch her easily."
Just as Shallow Shallow finished her sentence, Sandora clapped her hands in realization.
I immediately glared at this lass who was also speaking in hindsight.
Sandora giggled foolishly as well. "Because … it's very interesting."
Even if it's interesting, you shouldn't destroy the house! Can't these two silly lasses think in a way that humans can understand for once!? Sandora, you're an alien, so be it, but Shallow Shallow, you … Forget it, rather than letting Shallow Shallow think normally, I might as well consider changing Sandora's worldview.
I'll just treat it as making them happy. Back then, King You of Zhou used the beacon to make fun of his vassals just to make them smile. Although he died miserably in the end, at least he was a whore at the time. As the leader of the Empire, it shouldn't be a heinous crime for me to destroy my own house just to make my sisters happy …
However, Sandora and Shallow Shallow could be forgiven, but the culprit who caused all this needed to be taught a lesson!
With that in mind, I viciously directed my judgmental gaze towards the arrogant puppet girl who was currently surrounded by a large group of superhumans. She was still panicking from the terrifying encirclement just now, but she was still angrily sweeping her gaze over everyone.
"Sit down, hands behind your back!"
Mercury Lamp was stunned by my sudden burst of imposing aura, then … she pretended not to hear me.
"Ah Jun, Ah Jun, you're being ignored …" Shallow Shallow immediately started shouting heartlessly.
"Stop messing around," I awkwardly coughed twice, then put on an expression as if everything was under control. I faced the doll girl in front of me, who was still maintaining an arrogant and cold expression despite being surrounded by us, like an unmoving iceberg. "You're Mercury Lamp, right? The number one doll, right? You want to find your father? We're taking on similar jobs. You can sign this contract first and become a young magic- "
I couldn't finish my sentence. I've seen people ignore others, but I've never seen someone ignore others to such an extent!
Although such an arrogant, cold, and autistic girl would be extremely popular in anime and manga, when you see one in real life, you'll know how difficult it is to communicate with her — — it's no less than when the Eighth Route Army persuaded the puppet army to surrender!
I rambled on for a long time, but this girl just stared blankly at the broken pieces of wood on the ground, daydreaming for a long time. If she blinked in between, I'd drink the soup that Sandora made together with the pot!
"Are you done talking?" Seeing that I had calmed down, the iceberg doll named Mercury Lamp finally said coldly, "You think I'll fall for it? That woman must have told you all this. Hmph, although I was defeated by that glowing angel, and I didn't expect a mere human to have such power, but as the most perfect doll created by my father, I won't be fooled by your flowery words, human! "
I was moved on the spot. It wasn't easy, finally there's someone who recognizes me as a human! I've been excluded from this species for so many years!
Just based on the words "mere human" just now, I decided, I'll give her 30% … err, 20 … 6 … 3% of the living room's repair fee! I'll give her 1% of the repair fee!
But even though I was moved, in the end, I still realized that it was too difficult to communicate with Mercury Lamp.
One reason was her personality: aloof, cold, and distant. Even if she was surrounded by a group of strange and powerful "mere humans" and fell into a predicament where she had no chance of winning, she still didn't give them any face — — and we really couldn't bully her. The second reason was the problem of first impressions. Ding Ling obviously used a low-level lie like "I'll help you find your father" to coax Mercury Lamp to obediently stay in the box. However, when the latter opened the box, she saw a passerby uncle and a group of inexplicably fanatical women. She was shocked, but she also thought that she had been deceived. Then, she was violently surrounded by us in a very uncivilized and uncivilized manner (Bubble, that idiot!). The way Mercury Lamp looked at me now was almost the same as how the Town Security looked at Sicarro.
This was a type of class hatred!
"Pandora, look at this little one first." After another failure in communication, I finally announced that I would give up. I waved my hand and called over Pandora who was bored to the point of making a beeping sound. At the same time, I also struck a slight weakness in her 92.3cm body.
Mercury Lamp didn't react at all, but Pandora next to her was excited.
"Alright, alright, the troublesome matter ends here for now," I watched as Pandora carried the protesting Mercury Lamp on her shoulder and the two little ones strode out of the living room ruins. Only then did I wave my hand to everyone, "Now, let's discuss … Bubble, why did you bite the handkerchief?"
The child's mother was currently holding a white handkerchief that I didn't know where she got it from. Her eyes were filled with tears while she bit the corner of the handkerchief. Her small hand grabbed the edge of the handkerchief and pulled it forcefully. Her face was full of resentment, "Wuwuwu, figurine, my figurine, my collectible 1: 1 limited-edition figurine that can move and make sounds … My child's father, you're bullying me …"
Even if you act cute, don't expect to be like Little Bubble and have a humanoid pet!
Not far away, the golden-haired fool who was trying to sneak a peek at the room that Mercury Lamp was brought into but had no choice but to kneel on the ground due to Little Bubble's iron claws. He immediately shivered and muttered to himself, "Huh? It seems like someone destroyed something important to me just now. "
That's a human right that you lost long ago.
"Ding Ling, do you have any more information about the appearance of this doll?"
I turned to look at Ding Ling. As the first witness of the mercury lamp, she should know more about the situation at the time.
"Such as?" Ding Ling looked at us in confusion, "This is the first time I've encountered something like this. I don't know what kind of situation is associated with transmigration."
I thought for a while then started to explain with my fingers. "For example, there's lightning and thunder, a black hole in the sky, a white-bearded man knocking on your door in the middle of the night, or a 'yes' or 'OK' box popping up on your screen when you're surfing the internet. There are so many strange phenomena."
Ding Ling blinked her eyes and asked, "Were you a loser before you ascended to the throne?"
Hey, you're committing a personal attack!
Under our detailed questioning, Ding Ling finally told us what happened that night. However, just like what she said at the beginning, Mercury Lamp's arrival was too sudden. She only smashed the window and fell on the bed around one or two in the morning. There wasn't even a rainbow cloud in the middle of the night. Ding Ling then pulled up the surveillance footage of her house. After watching over a dozen surveillance cameras, she came to the conclusion that Mercury Lamp appeared directly at her window.
The window of the lady's boudoir was the only blind spot of all the surveillance cameras.
"That was a good aim," Ding Ling concluded, "If it was a little more off, that arrogant puppet would definitely be more obedient!"
But I think it's more likely that you'll have to explain to your dad about the wall collapsing the next day.
"Sives," I thought for a while and connected to the Shadow City's communication link, "Get the people in the Space-Time Management Center to check the stability of the space around Earth and analyze the possible space-time rifts that might have appeared seventy-two hours ago. Also, look at the records of the previous large-scale space sniffing and find a world with a similar environment to Earth."
"Understood."
"That won't be very effective," Sandora shook her head, "If it's just a transmigrator, the disturbance in space will be very limited. It will be smoothed out by the laws of the universe after forty-eight hours. Plus, the number of worlds that a space sniff can scan is too limited. Transmigrating between worlds doesn't follow the rules of distance."
"It's still better than doing nothing," I shrugged, "I didn't expect to meet a transmigrator this time — What's even more ridiculous is that the transmigrator is such an awkward one."
After forcefully dragging Bubble, who kept muttering 'figurine, figurine' and tried to kidnap Mercury Lamp more than once, back to her own room, my elder sister began to arrange a few low-level puppets to be in charge of the cleaning and repair work in the living room. Ding Ling stood up to bid farewell to us.
"As a normal human with a more normal brain than Lin Xue, I think it's better for me to stay away from your circle."
The eldest daughter of the Ding family, who had a mouth that was as unlikable as Lin Xue's, said. Her second sentence was, "Seeing that I have provided such valuable information and a precious transmigration sample, can you give me a substantial reward or something?"
I gave her a chip that was commonly used in the Empire. As long as she could find a place to swipe the card on Earth, it wouldn't be a problem for her to buy a small battleship. Then, the eldest daughter who was bursting with resentment was sent out by us.
"Flap flap flap — —"
The sound of flapping wings resounded behind me. Anveena in her crow form flew out from her nest. Then … she landed on the head of Little Bubble, who hadn't reacted yet. The little girl was so shocked that her eyes widened.
"Wah! I'm sorry, little master! "
After the Medivh version of the little ghost transformed, she immediately started to console the little master who had just cried after being smashed by her. She couldn't help but mutter, "It's over, it's over, the dream of an ace maid is going to be shattered!"
"It's so noisy." I felt a headache coming on as I looked at the children crying, adults playing, and a group of construction workers working in the living room. I felt like I had entered the East Street Dog Market, "Dingdang, come with me."
"Oh!" The goddess, who was busy planting a corn cannon in the living room, immediately agreed cheerfully and followed me.
A few minutes later, the Shadow City, the World Tree area.
"Jingle, it's your turn to work." I grabbed the little thing who was spreading out a napkin on my head and eating a biscuit. Kacha kacha, crumbs were falling everywhere.
The little thing looked at me in confusion, her mung-bean-like eyes shining with confusion.
"You idiot! Check if there's anything wrong with the World Tree! "
I was really going to be angered to death by this God who didn't have a single bit of integrity. Speaking of which, the only reason this little thing came to this position was to realize 2012, right?
"Wah!" Jingle was shocked by my angry roar. Then, she reacted, "That's right, if I transmigrated, the Temple should have some reaction …"
Only now did Jingle know that she was nervous. After leaving behind those words, the little thing turned into a green light and merged into the World Tree's trunk that was like a towering cliff.
A few seconds later, a faint green halo appeared around the World Tree. A line of indomitable words appeared on the trunk of the World Tree:
System self-check — 0.0001%, estimated time of completion — Over a hundred years. All rights reserved by the Temple of Order, plagiarism will be investigated.
There was a line of small words below: Sea Wave New Year's Cracked Version v1.1.
Standing under the World Tree and looking at the majestic line of words in front of me, I wondered if Great Sage Sun had the same posture as me when he faced the Ruyi Jingu Bang: Raising his head, waist aching, lowering his head and cursing.
"Jingle! What are you doing! This system self-check needs a hundred years, a hundred years! "
As soon as I said that, Jingle's loud voice resounded in the spiritual connection:
"Wah, why did the operation go wrong …"
"Manual, manual … I found it! Huh? The serial number has expired? Jingle remembered that this is the cracked version for idiots … "
"Ah Jun, wait! Jingle, restart the timeline! "
"Wuwuwu, what kind of error is the world structure guidance error, I don't understand at all!"
"Clatter, clatter, rumble …"
As I listened outside the World Tree, I became more and more frightened and chilled. Which bastard said that 2012 was the end of the world? With our god around, can the earth last until 2012?
I looked at the World Tree trembling in fear as data flashed past the trunk. The leaves on top of my head, each of which was the size of a small basketball court, rumbled like thunder. I started to suspect if the book was going to end just like that. Then, suddenly, everything quietened down.
The sky didn't collapse and the earth didn't sink. The World Tree that had almost turned blue finally restarted successfully.
"Phew, fortunately, Jingle found the system to restore the manual."
A green light flashed before my eyes and the little goddess appeared in front of me, wiping the sweat on her forehead. Then, she jumped onto my shoulder and said, "Ah Jun, the World Tree really has a malfunction after checking!"
With what you did just now, even if the World Tree didn't malfunction, it would still malfunction!
"It's true, it's true." As if she saw the resentment on my face, Dingdang started to explain, "The World Tree has been malfunctioning for a long time. Just now, Dingdang saw a few branches on the east side of the tree withering. That's why the system suddenly checked itself. Dingdang is really amazing …"
"Good, good, good. Very amazing Goddess." Although I was resentful, I obviously wouldn't scold Jingle. As the weakest, I didn't have high hopes for her in the first place. "You said that the World Tree Basilica malfunctioned? Can a transmigrator cause such a malfunction? "
"Of course not!" Jingle immediately shook her head. "Although Jingle is using a pirated system, the security level of the World Management Terminal is very high. One or two mortals who accidentally transmigrated wouldn't be able to affect the world's balance, unless it's a large-scale imbalance …"
As Jingle spoke, her tone slowed down. Then, she finally realized something and shouted, "Wah! Jingle is in big trouble! "
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