We found out from Icetis that there was a problem with Uncle Kenser's world. He didn't even have time to eat dinner before he ran off to help his believers solve the problem.
"It seems that the management system had a data overflow, causing a portion of the celestial bodies to suddenly become unobservable. The affected area was too wide, and the system's repair and shielding functions couldn't keep up," Icetis explained to us as she spread her wings to test out the new brushes. "The management system that Kenser is using is a little too old. It's stable, but it's too fast."
Originally, this was just a small matter that wouldn't attract much attention. After all, the five Protoss gang of cops had quite a few problems. But this time, I felt that something was wrong. I couldn't help but look down at my pocket. "Speaking of which … Today, Jingle's World Tree also called the police …"
"Ah yes, we also saw an abnormal phenomenon," Lin Xue lied on the sofa as she changed the channel. "It was like a large-scale optical distortion. The scenery outside flashed like a television with bad signal, but ordinary people didn't seem to see it."
"Something 'flashed' in our line of sight?" Icetis stopped brushing her wings. "It sounds like there's a problem with the 'performance state' … It's most likely another data overflow. The data overflow of the World Management Terminal will cause a part of the world's observation to go haywire. When the entire world is viewed as a precise holographic image, it's equivalent to a sudden noise on the image … Mm, you guys probably won't be interested in listening to this. What happened next? Did Jingle find anything wrong with it? "
"There's no problem," Jingle poked her head out from her pocket. "The World Tree did a self-check and confirmed that it was just a normal slight overflow. It fixed itself on the spot. Jingle's management system is much better than Kenser's!" "Stop bullshitting.
"Stop bullsh * tting. Other than the fact that your system is stupid to operate, what other advantages does it have?" Bryndis snorted. "Anyway, I'll send a report to the Divine Realm tomorrow. Kenser's system is a serious malfunction, and two Gods' world management systems have the same problem at the same time. It's better to inform the old men in the Pantheon Temple. Otherwise, they'll be so bored that they'll grow mushrooms."
As an expert, Icetis didn't seem to care much about this' malfunction '. As a layman, I was at ease. As long as it didn't develop into something that would give me a headache, it was fine. I had to deal with all these messy things every few days. Even if I was used to it, I couldn't take it.
At that moment, Little Bubble suddenly ran over and tugged on the corner of my shirt, waking me from my thoughts. She held a book in her hand and called out to me cutely, "Daddy! Story! "
At the time, I was excited: this little girl has learned a new word!
The book in Little Bubble's hand was the storybook that I had bought for her last time. Although the stories made up by humans weren't as rich and interesting as the daily happenings in the City of Shadows and the Macro World, she was still fascinated by the wild imagination. That was why she would often pester the adults at home to tell her stories. This was actually a very strange habit for a Schilling CPU. This was because Little Bubble had the ability to scan through all human media and then, like her mother, instantly read all the novels in the world. However, this lass had obviously changed her habits and some of her general knowledge while living with us. She had the capabilities of a CPU, but in her daily life, she preferred this' ordinary 'way of thinking. Perhaps, to her,' listening to adults tell stories' wasn't just a process of reading new data, it was also a form of entertainment and a game.
In any case, I saw that it was still early for dinner, so I hugged Little Bubble and sat on the sofa. I flipped open the book. Ever since I knew that Liliana had been making up stories to destroy the three worldviews of the children at home, I paid extra attention to the process of reshaping the three worldviews of the children. One of the important steps was to buy them some normal reading materials. At the very least, they wouldn't think that the Xuanzang Xuanzang was actually going to India to sell pirated books …
Seeing that the daily 'reserved program' was about to appear, the naughty children at home immediately surrounded me. Little Bubble and the puppets took the seats closest to me. Xiaoxue was already an adult, but she still didn't grow up and shamelessly sat on the sofa. The little crow displayed its bird's talent and directly jumped onto the sofa and squatted down to listen to the story. In the end, even the silly fox wobbled over. She lay on my feet and wrapped my legs with her tail like a quilt … Speaking of which, don't you usually claim to be a thousand-year-old immortal fox who is mature and steady and doesn't lower yourself to the level of a child?
"I'm interested in the stories that humans make up." The immortal fox girl lazily rolled her tail. "They have grown a lot in the past few thousand years, but the biggest improvement is in their ability to make up stories … Hurry up and tell me. This immortal fox will warm your legs. What else do you have to say?"
I shrugged and flipped open the storybook. "First, I'll tell you an old story. The fox eats grapes … Eh, this doesn't seem appropriate."
The immortal fox girl's ears suddenly perked up. "What's inappropriate about it? Hurry up and tell me. Someone from my family has appeared! "
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "This really isn't appropriate … Let's look at the next one. The fox impersonates the tiger …"
I felt that this story was even worse than the previous one!
Under the immortal fox girl's suspicious gaze, I flipped the book with sweat dripping down my forehead. "Oh, there's a story where the fox is more eye-catching. The story of the crow and the fox. A crow was standing on a tree with a piece of fruit in its beak … This can't be told either!"
The silly bird, who was squatting on the sofa and was happy to hear that her compatriot had appeared, was instantly surprised. "Quack?"
I closed the book and looked at the fox and the crow earnestly. "This story can easily cause conflict between the two of you …"
I flipped through the book. In the end, seventy to eighty percent of the stories were related to the immortal fox or the little crow. I sighed at the luck of the author of this book to gather all these stories together. At the same time, I also sighed at why the ancestors had to torment a bunch of wild animals in order to make a story. Of course, I sighed even more: Why didn't I think there was anything wrong with these stories when I read them!
"Boss, now you know how much effort I put into making up the new fairy tales for Little Bubble and the others," Liliana appeared from behind the sofa like a ghost. She whispered faintly behind my neck. "Flip to the back. There's a story about a fox stealing a chicken and being led into a trap by a clever hound. To Sister Fox, this is almost a ghost story …"
"That's still better than your worldview destroying stuff." I stubbornly flipped through the storybook. I had to find a story with the appearance of the little crow or the immortal fox. Moreover, the beginning and the end were relatively bright. In the end, I really found one. Although the story was a little simple, it was at the level of an elementary school textbook. "A crow was thirsty and saw a half bottle of water by the stream …"
"Master, master, I remember this!" The little crow suddenly cried out excitedly. "Then, the crow went to the stream to drink and flew away, right? Crows are very smart! "
"… Liliana, take out your storybook. I won't buy this for Little Bubble anymore!"
Mentally and physically exhausted, I threw the storybook into my Dimensional Pocket. I vaguely felt that my naughty kids didn't seem to need a normal person's worldview. People with normal worldviews would not be able to survive in my family of high-energy races. Liliana finally took out the storybook that she had made up. She pushed me to the side and said, "Boss, make way. Now, I'll tell you a story. Let's start with a few stories from Liaozhai, a scholar and a fox spirit …"
After hearing this opening, I chased everyone away without saying anything. Then, I pulled the immortal fox's tail and left the scene. The immortal fox was pulled back by me while scratching the ground. "Let go! Let go! This is the story of our race! "
I grabbed the immortal fox's tail tightly and didn't dare to let go. "Don't listen to it. It's too early for you to listen to it. It won't be too late to listen to it when you find a partner … Liliana! Go back and write something more healthy and positive! "
Liliana held her high-energy and child-friendly storybook and was left hanging on the sofa. After a long time, she finally shouted, "How is this not healthy and positive! Liaozhai is the world's first beast-eared, cute female reading material! What's wrong with me rewriting it … "
Unfortunately, no one was listening to what she was saying. For the sake of our worldviews, it was better not to listen to Liliana's ghost stories.
The following night was silent. The next morning, Uncle Kenser returned from his world.
He looked a little tired. It was obvious that he had to deal with a lot of trouble. It was also a problem with the world management system. Kenser's situation seemed to be more serious than Jingle's. Jingle was very concerned about her subordinates. She immediately flew over to ask, "Kenser, the situation is very troublesome. Do you need Jingle's help? Jingle still has the system installation package … "
Uncle Kenser's expression changed. He waved his hand and said, "No need, no need. Captain, keep it for yourself. You have to reinstall it every few days anyway …"
As Kenser and Jingle were discussing the problems with the world management system, Icetis's voice suddenly came from the second floor. "The situation is really complicated. Jingle, Kenser, you two better go to the God Realm to report."
It was around ten in the morning. Today was the day that Sister Bing would be contacting the God Realm. Based on the time, she should have just reported to the Pantheon Temple. Hearing her words, I could guess that something had happened in the God Realm. "What's wrong? Are there any other problems with their management system? "
"It's not just the two of them." Icetis directly jumped from the second floor to the living room on the first floor. "Just now, I reported to the Pantheon that there were two management system malfunctions in the world. I also chatted with Old Zhao at the front desk of the Pantheon Temple. In the end, I heard that there were more than thirty similar malfunctions reported today. Those that are worth reporting to the Pantheon Temple are at least serious situations like Kenser's that require the management gods to personally fix. There are probably more minor malfunctions like Jingle's system which can be handled by itself. It's just that no one has reported it yet. Now, the Pantheon Temple is preparing to send a survey to all the management gods to calculate the frequency of malfunctions in the world management system. It's better for Jingle and Kenser to go to the God Realm. You have to go there sooner or later. "
As soon as Icetis' voice trailed off, Monina who was watching TV on the sofa suddenly took out a crystal board from her dimensional pocket. This was a small device that she used to remotely control the world management system. It was equivalent to the MDT used by the Protoss. Monina quickly tapped on the crystal board twice. "I've received a message from the Pantheon Temple. Brother, take a look at yours, it should be there too … Lin, take a look too."
Then, the three of them gathered together and took out their own crystal boards as if they were playing Landlord. The more I looked, the more I felt that they were the kind of people who specialized in freeloading wifi at KFC and McDonald's …
Shallow Shallow curiously took a look and was surprised. "Why is this format similar to the survey form I saw online?"
I became curious when I heard this. I went over to take a look and it was exactly as Qian Qian had said. Although I wasn't familiar with the Protoss language, I could understand the statistics sent by the Pantheon Temple with the help of the online translation function.
Have you used the express version of the world management system recently?
There are two options below: Yes/No.
If you have used the express version of the world management system, which brand or unpackaged system did you use?
There are a bunch of options below: Golden Scripture Exclusive Edition (complete system or separately installed system package)/Pantheon brand system/Final Decree brand system/Radiant Light Templar version 8.5 and above/Twilight System/Hemar quasi-system/other unpackaged systems or unbranded, unwarranted, undocumented and untraceable pirated systems.
Have you used a system that has been upgraded or replaced by the official system recently?
Yes/No (Users of these three unpackaged systems may not answer this and all the following questions.)
Then there is a long list of seemingly real-time and professional survey options. At the end of the questionnaire is a sentence: Thank you for participating in the Pantheon survey. Please keep the original questionnaire properly. You may enter the Pantheon or the Brilliant Court's weekly lottery with the return code of this questionnaire. Click on the Pantheon's navigation file for the specific event details. The final interpretation of this event belongs to Hokfindin, the HR and Logistics Office on the second floor of the Pantheon. He was the one who insisted on adding a lottery at the end of the questionnaire, so look for him for the prize.
I was surprised that the Realm of the Gods also had a lottery at the end of the questionnaire. (This might have been inspired by their own believers in the mortal world. Of course, it was also possible that the lottery in the mortal world was created by the interference of the Realm of the Gods.) Then, I noticed something else worth complaining about: Mo Nina and the others only filled in the first two questions of the questionnaire. They didn't fill in the rest of the questions …
"Are all of you using a pirated system like Jingle?" I gaped at the few True Gods present. "You too, Monina?"
"Do you think Jingle's subordinates will have someone who knows how to use a high-end system?" Icetis glanced at me and then lowered her head to fiddle with her crystal board. She had also received the survey information from the Pantheon. I leaned over to take a look and instantly felt uncomfortable. "… Why did you choose the last option for the second question …"
Icetis waved her hand nonchalantly. "I wrote the world management system myself. Of course I can't fill in the product information."
As soon as she said that, Monina, Elson, and the others immediately shrank into a small pile on the sofa. The way they tried to reduce their presence was as if they were trying to keep a distance from the whole world. I looked at Bryndis and then at the other bad students. It was really the same choice, but different realms. Speaking of which, bad students, do you feel good living under the same blue sky as the top students?
Sandora waited for Icetis to finish filling in the questionnaire before she went up and touched her arm. "What do you think is going on this time?"
"I don't know. The old experts at the Pantheon are having a headache. How am I supposed to analyze it?" Icetis leaned back on the sofa. "In any case, this is definitely not normal. There are indeed problems with the world management system, but they don't malfunction so frequently. Most of the time, their self-repair function is enough to deal with all situations. Every management system will preset all kinds of accidents that they will face. Basically, all the situations that a universe might encounter from its birth to its destruction can be found in the management system. For this kind of situation that requires the management god to personally repair it, and the malfunction is so serious that it will be noticed by mortals … Usually, there might not even be a report for ten days to half a month. "
Sandora raised her eyebrows. "Does it have something to do with the Fallen Apostles?"
I instantly shivered. "Don't worry about it. I just had a few days of leisure …"
"It shouldn't have much to do with them." Bryndis waved his hand. "The system is not compatible at all. The world management system used by the Protoss is different from yours from the most basic part. Even if we open up those things and let the Fallen Apostles interfere with them, they might not be able to cause such a big commotion. And more importantly, the current reports are all 'normal failures' …"
Qian Qian interjected, "The malfunction itself isn't normal."
"Malfunctions that can occur in theory are normal malfunctions. Malfunctions that can't occur in theory can only be related to the Fallen Apostles." Icetis glanced at Shallow Shallow. "For example, if you are watching the television and suddenly a bunch of snowflakes appear, that would definitely be a problem with the television. But if a ghost appears while you are watching, that would be a problem with a ghost … Ah, there really is one!"
Anveena poked half of her body out from the television. She lowered her head and wiped the television cabinet while muttering, "I'm just here to clean up the room. You guys continue chatting."
"In short, that's what I mean." Icetis turned around. "The malfunctions that we have encountered so far are all possible when the world management system is operating normally. The most common situation is data overflow. This doesn't seem to be the work of the Fallen Apostles. Moreover, it doesn't mean anything to them. The only problem now is that the probability of these normal malfunctions has suddenly increased. "
I pondered for a long time before I thought of something. "Speaking of which, your world management system is also infected … Why do I feel like it's like a network virus?"
"The Pantheon has already investigated. It isn't a virus, nor is it an infection from the Abyss." Icetis shook her head. "Ever since we found out about the accident that happened to the old Empire, the God Realm was also shocked. We added several barriers to all information exchange functions. Furthermore, Father is connected to all networks, so it can't be infected."
I was speechless.
So, the Void Creatures were a universal firewall for all versions!
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