Ever since Star Domain and Schilling fought side by side to attack the Chaos Abyss, it has already been … Well, actually, it has only been twenty hours — — We just returned yesterday, and we just had a good night's sleep. Don't be fooled by the fact that this battle seemed to have an anticlimactic ending. We didn't spend too much time outside, but the pressure that it gave us was not small. Other than Shallow Shallow, everyone in our family was physically and mentally exhausted. After returning home, there was basically nothing that we could sleep on. If it wasn't for the little crow cawing loudly on the roof, I really wouldn't want to wake up this morning.
Speaking of which, did that silly bird's cawing problem still not change? She is a female!
I lay on the bed in a daze for a while. I looked at the familiar ceiling above me, looked at the familiar furniture around me, looked at the familiar blanket covering my body, and then took out the familiar little doll from the blanket. After being in a daze for a long time, I finally believed that I had returned home and had returned to my daily life.
It was like this every time. No matter how long or short I spent outside, as long as I was away from home, I would definitely have this kind of surreal feeling on the first day I returned home. It was as though my thoughts were unable to keep up with the changes in the environment. Even when I returned home, my head would always be filled with the rumbling sounds of the battlefield. I had always believed that this was due to the laziness of the Void Creatures. However, Lin Xue and Sandora both thought that I was just slow-witted …
Shallow Shallow was the only one who didn't think that I was slow-witted because her brain wasn't on the same channel as a normal person's …
I heaved a sigh of relief and a smile hung on my face. The sense of security that came with returning home quickly diluted the incessant sounds of the battlefield in my head. My mood turned for the better, and I couldn't help but bring the little doll in my hand closer to my face and kiss her forehead — — However, this little one still didn't wake up and was still sleeping soundly.
She probably couldn't sleep well on the days that I wasn't home. I could tell from the way she slept that she was able to bury herself in the blanket.
However, I still couldn't understand why a fellow who needed to be wound up would sleep.
Getting up, getting dressed, making the bed, combing the doll's hair while she was snoring, and placing her on the pillow. Everything was done with such ease. Although it was simple, it was the most reassuring daily routine. After I tidied up the room, I walked to the bathroom and saw that the little one had woken up even earlier than me. I didn't know when Jingle had woken up, but she was happily brushing her teeth. When she saw me walking in, she jumped up and down happily, "Ah Jun, Ah Jun, Jingle finished her toothpaste again!"
I silently grabbed Jingle and used the pad of my finger to wipe off the toothpaste foam on her face. I don't know how many times I've tried to educate the little one whose common sense was a little messy, "Toothpaste isn't for eating …"
"Oh," Jingle flapped her wings happily and broke free from my hand. She flew in the air and said, "Then, Ah Jun, can you get Jingle some edible toothpaste?"
I shrugged. This was also a part of daily life — — I had to think of a way to make this silly, cute three-inch nail happy.
Anveena had already prepared breakfast. When she saw me coming downstairs, she went to the kitchen to bring out the dishes. The little ghost had stayed in this house for many years, and she already knew the habits of the owners. Every time a family member came back from a 'business trip', it was almost impossible to get everyone together for breakfast. This was because no one knew how long a group of exhausted people would stay in bed. So, every time, she would take the trouble to heat up the food and clean up the dishes for each of us. When I sat down at the dining table, I saw that Lina was already halfway through her meal. This fake loli pontiff had a stack of Bibles under her butt as she sat at the dining table. She chewed half a youtiao in her mouth as she stared blankly into space. When she saw me and Dingdang appear, she raised the youtiao in her hand to greet her God, "Thank the Goddess for the youtiao and tofu pudding bestowed upon the believers."
Jingle happily flew in the air and pounced on the fruit platter in the middle of the table, "Thank you, Liliana, for the raisins that Jingle has left!"
Look at the relationship between humans and God. Look at the religious atmosphere! This is called harmony, this is called mutual respect. If the believers of all the religions in the world conversed with their God like this, then … then perhaps human religious culture would have been lost since the Stone Age …
I watched as Liliana and her God happily interacted. Then, I suddenly felt that something wasn't right in the house today. After thinking about it for a long time, I finally reacted, "Hey, where are Jingle's friends?!"
Presumably, everyone still hadn't forgotten that Jingle invited her sisters to our house as guests. That sloppy little fellow wrote an undated invitation letter and sent it to all the Life Goddesses in the God Realm. This directly caused our house and the City of Shadows to become the second division of the Life God System. Every day, countless wild Jingle would come and go through the God Realm – Schilling Tunnel. Some of them came to our house as guests, and some of them came to join in the fun when they saw everyone else coming. Considering the lawless nature of these little fellows and the strange concept of time of the Protoss, I initially guessed that this' gathering 'of Jingle' would last for at least three to five hundred years. Moreover, it was highly likely that from now on, the Life Goddesses would become a common species in the City of Shadows. But why is the house so quiet today? Where are the wild Three-inch Nails?
"Most of them temporarily returned to the God Realm." Jingle ran along the table with a raisin in her hand. She dipped it into the bowl of soy milk in front of me and said as she nibbled on it, "Because there are a lot of wounded soldiers to take care of, the Goddess called all the trainee Life Goddesses back to practice their skills …"
I almost spat out the soy milk in my mouth half a meter. Calling the trainee Life Goddesses back to practice their skills … Jia Jia's way of doing things is quite like a head nurse from a major hospital!
"They're all gone?" I looked around the living room. The strange feeling I felt earlier was indeed caused by the silence in the house. Usually, the Three-inch Nails would be restless at home. Although they were only the size of a palm, they would jump up and down on a scale comparable to a naughty child. Do you know how many times I had to rescue them from the corners of the city every day? These little fellows could get lost running two laps under the sofa …
"Not all of them left," Jingle said without lifting her head as she continued to eat her raisin dipped in soy milk. "Most of them returned to the God Realm and will come back in a few days. A small number of them are bored at home and have gone to Avalon to play. Lastly, there are …"
Before Jingle could finish her sentence, I felt the seat cushion behind me move. Then, a sleepy Three-inch Nail crawled out from the seams of the chair and greeted us, "Ah, Momo, good morning! Is it time to eat? "
"Lastly, there are those who like to sleep in like this," Jingle continued, "Basically, they sleep in the seams of the sofa or somewhere else. They might also hide in the coat rack … Ah, the raisin fell!"
At this moment, the wild Jingle who called herself Momo but I couldn't remember when she had added this number to the house jumped onto the table. She took a peanut from the plate and mimicked Jingle and dipped it into my soy milk. While I was stunned, I heard her exclaim, "Ah! The peanut fell! "
"Ah! The raisin fell again! "
"Ah! The dried jujube fell! "
"Ah! The candied plum fell! "
"Ah! Jingle fell too! "
In just a few minutes, a bunch of things had happened to the two of them. My bowl of soy milk had turned into Eight Treasures Porridge and there was even Jingle in it … This should be considered a meat dish, right?
At this moment, Anveena floated out from the laundry room. I immediately saw a few wet Three-inch Nails in her hands. There was even a small crow in one of them. I was surprised, "You helped them bathe?"
Anveena awkwardly raised the few little ones that had just been fished out of the water. "I washed the dirty clothes on the rack and a few of them crawled in …"
As soon as she said that, one of the Three-inch Nails in her hands woke up. The little one raised his hand to greet Jingle and spat out a few Bubbles … The more I looked at it, the more familiar I felt. After thinking for a while, I finally realized: The last time someone was washed like this, it was Jingle.
"It seems like everyone is used to the life here like Jingle." Jingle, who was rolling around in the napkin and wiping her body, stuck her head out and said to me. Her face was full of joy. I silently looked at the little one and thought to myself, Does Jingle use her sisters' foolishness to measure her adaptability to the environment? The implication is that the longer they stay by my side, the more foolishness they'll become!
After dinner, I spaced out in the living room, wondering if I should give myself a day off or do something serious. In the end, after thinking for a long time, I remembered that there was something I hadn't done yet. So, I took out a pen and tore a piece of paper from Little Bubble's workbook. I began to write a letter to God Father in a heart-wrenching handwriting:
"My friend Xingchen,
Zhan Xinjia. It's been a while since we last met … It seems like it's only been a few days. In any case, I hope that everything is well.
It's truly regrettable that we weren't able to achieve the greatest results with the joint army. However, the Abyss has more or less been defeated by us. This can also be considered a good thing. From now on, our homes should be much more peaceful. After the Protoss begins their expedition, the Abyss might not be able to make any big movements.
Let's share our joy with you. Today's letter is mainly to inform you of a few rather special circumstances. First, we had an unexpected encounter with the highest leader of the Fallen Apostle. Damn it, you have no idea how much information you've gained from this encounter! You might stumble if I say it out loud — Oh, you have to be reserved and act appropriately. In short, we've already confirmed that the Fallen Apostle is divided into a new army and an old army. The ones who attacked the God Realm back then were the radical 'new army'. As for the original leader of the Fallen Apostle, she is now at ease. We had a brief encounter with her and reached an 'agreement' with her when we withdrew our army …
The second matter is the important matter that you and I are most concerned about. We've roughly inquired about the situation of the Fallen Apostle's' grand undertaking '… "
Just as I was writing in a genteel manner, I suddenly heard a burst of laughter coming from the entrance. The moment I heard the commotion, I knew that I probably wouldn't be able to continue writing …
As expected, just as I hastily wrote some concluding words, two figures rushed over from the direction of the entrance like a whirlwind. The one in front was Lin Xue, who would come over at this time every day for a free meal. Behind her was Icetis, who had probably just returned from a stroll. When Sister Bing saw me sitting upright on the sofa with a pen in my hand, she immediately became curious. "Aiya, since when did you have such integrity? You're already working in the living room so early in the morning? "
I sighed inwardly as I put away the pen and paper. This female pervert was obviously in a state of excitement. Speaking of which, she seemed to be excited most of the time every day. I didn't know why. I handed the letter that basically explained the situation to Sister Bing personally. "This is a letter for God Father. Shouldn't you be reporting to the God Realm tomorrow? Give this to him. "
Icetis solemnly stuffed the letter into a small box of Star Gold Stone. Then, she placed the small box of Star Gold Stone into the Rune Safe Box. Then, she placed the Rune Safe Box into the Ark of the Sacred Covenant. Finally, she placed a two-meter tall Final Box on the Ark of the Sacred Covenant. Then, she looked at me seriously. "Is this a letter to give me a raise in salary?"
I gaped at the paper that I had casually torn from Little Bubble's workbook. This female pervert, who didn't take the normal path, stuffed it into a huge box as if it was a doomsday document. I broke out in a cold sweat. "It's about the post-war matters and the meeting with Abyssal Schilling … You don't have to be so dramatic, do you?"
Icetis revealed an expression as if she couldn't bear to remember. "Don't mention it. The last time you asked me to pass a letter to God Father, I didn't take care of it properly. When I got home, my father saw it and chased me around the entire temple. Although it wasn't right of me to use the highest level letter to wrap the sesame seed cake, I just didn't pay attention …"
I was speechless.
"By the way, why didn't you stay at home so early in the morning? Who did you mess with when you went out?" I noticed that Icetis had the intention of continuing the topic of whether or not I should use the highest level letter to wrap the sesame seed cake. So, I quickly changed the topic. "Did you see Little Crow on your way back? I heard her chirping on the roof. Why hasn't she come down yet? "
"I went out for my morning exercise." Icetis sat down next to me and almost pushed me to the ground. "That silly bird was practicing in the courtyard. She probably thinks she's a water bird again …"
I was speechless. "… That's why I've always felt that there's something wrong with Little Bird's worldview. By the way, do you even need to go out for morning exercise? You're such a great God, and you're practicing Taiji with old men and old ladies in the park? "
"Can't you have some imagination?" Icetis rolled her eyes at me. "I just came back from the Pillar of Life. I corrected the reaction rate of all the stars there. Jingle is such a sloppy person. She used batch processing to manage the large celestial bodies and caused the burning rate of the Pillar of Life to increase by at least two to three times. I went over to fix it for her and treat it as my morning exercise."
I was fascinated by what I heard. The daily life of a Protoss was just too f * cking rich.
At this moment, Lin Xue had already finished her breakfast. She came over and pushed Icetis away. Then, she sat next to me and naturally leaned on my shoulder. "Blockhead, did you see Abyss Schilling?"
"Ah, I saw her. We even talked about some really high tech stuff." I recalled the shocking amount of information that I had just had with Abyss Schilling. I couldn't help but have a strange expression on my face. "Speaking of which, you didn't predict it beforehand, did you?"
"I vaguely knew that Abyss Schilling would take action in this incident. But I didn't expect her to jump out and negotiate with the New Empire." Lin Xue changed her posture in satisfaction. "A split in the network … How did she go overboard?"
"If you don't know, then I definitely don't know." I slapped my forehead and felt my head buzzing again. "These things make people's minds messy. I have a bit of obsessive-compulsive disorder. Tell me, with so many secrets hanging in front of my eyes, I feel so uncomfortable. Now, we are sure that Xi Ling of the Abyss is just using this opportunity to buy some time so that she can continue her work. As for us, we have no other choice but to follow her rhythm, and then do our best to fight for the initiative next time... tsk. "
Lin Xue looked up at me for a while. Her silence was creepy. Before I could ask her what she wanted, Missy suddenly stood up. "Blockhead, go shopping with me."
I scratched my head. "At this time? Didn't you just come over? "
Missy had just finished her breakfast fifteen minutes ago. Normally, she would be in her sleepy phase. Under normal circumstances, she should be fighting with Liliana or the puppet for the TV remote control. I didn't expect her to suddenly want to go shopping.
"Are you coming or not?" Lin Xue tugged at my sleeve. "Men who shake their heads in this situation are usually of a different sexual orientation. Don't you know that …"
I looked at the expression on Missy's face and thought back to the topic I talked to her a moment ago. Then, I suddenly realized: I was too immersed in the 'big things' that were bothering me. My listless appearance might have been too obvious. Lin Xue was just using her usual willful and pampered way of caring to divert my attention.
"What are you laughing at?" Lin Xue looked at the strange smile on my face and suddenly had a layer of goosebumps. "Ding dang, why do I feel cold all over …"
"Aha, don't worry about the details." I happily patted Lin Xue's hair and instantly changed my clothes. Then, I looked around the house to see who else was there. Little Bubble was busy drawing little tortoises on the textbook. Liliana was photosynthesizing in front of the window. It was best not to provoke the five Protoss gang. Everyone else was still sleeping in the house. It seemed that only Lin Xue and I could go out.
I followed Da Xiaojie to the courtyard. Just as I was about to summon my precious seven hundred billion, two silhouettes suddenly appeared in front of me. One of the silhouettes was the most eye-catching because she had a large fluffy tail behind her. The other silhouette was like a golden rooster leaping over on its own. These two were the little crow and the fox dog. When did the two of them become so synchronized?
"Master, are you going out?" The little crow stood shakily on one leg and excitedly patted her arm. "Are you taking me with you?"
I supported the silly bird and asked her to put her leg down. "Where did you learn this problem from? Why are you learning to stand on one leg after crowing? "
"I saw it on TV!" The little bird puffed out her chest. "As a bird, it's very easy to rest on one leg!"
I was stunned. "So what?"
The little bird put on a sad face. "The TV might be lying … My leg is numb."
I said, "Nonsense! You are in human form! And even in bird form, you are still a crow! Can't you do something a normal crow should do? "
"But Mommy won't let me catch mice …"
"…"
At this time, the Fox Immortal had already circled around us several times. After seeing that I was done teaching the little bird a lesson, she couldn't wait and said, "Can you take me out too?"
Lin Xue looked at the bird and beast duo jumping out at this time and couldn't help but slap her forehead. "Meow … The two of us world is gone …"
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