The silly fox and the little crow — — God knows how these two got together. Could it be that they were once wild animals?
Originally, I was thinking of going out with the Miss today to relax, but it seems like I have no choice but to bring these two burdens. Although the little crow was big, she was still a child. She couldn't resist the opportunity to go out and play. The silly fox could be considered an adult with a normal mind, but she was a bit stubborn. More importantly, after living in this family for so long, she had completely degenerated to the point where she didn't know anything other than eating, drinking, and playing.
"First, put away your tail." I first showed an apologetic smile to the Miss beside me, then pinched the silly fox's furry ears, "When you go out, remember what I told you. Don't smell other people, don't scare cats and dogs, and don't suddenly jump on the wall to catch birds. Especially don't jump on the wall in front of ordinary people."
"I know, I know," the fox muttered while using magic to hide his beast characteristics, "I usually go out to play, and there have never been any problems …"
I casually pulled her ear, "You usually go out to play with Wang Cai and the others, but today we are going out to go shopping!"
"Master, master, do I need to disguise myself?" The little crow excitedly pulled my sleeve and shouted. Her face was full of anticipation: I haven't taken her out for a stroll for a long time, so the little bird was very excited.
I looked at her appearance: The little crow didn't look too different from an ordinary human, because the first time she chose her appearance, she changed her appearance to that of a human girl, Vanilla. If I had to say something, it was her hair that was more eye-catching: purplish black long hair with a strange metallic luster. However, I usually didn't let her disguise herself when I took her out on the streets. These days, there were many people who dyed their hair. With the little crow's appearance and figure, even if she wore a colorful bird's nest hair, she would at most be seen as a fashionable girl in the urban and rural fringe — — much safer than the silly fox's pile of tails.
"That's it then. If someone asks you, just say you're not mainstream. Also, if you see someone selling eggs on the street, don't rob them. When you pass by KFC, you're not allowed to smash their billboard. There's nothing else to pay attention to." I pinched the little crow's nose, then reached out and summoned my 700 billion BMW. I waved at the miss, "Let's go.
Lin Xue looked at the magical car with a rather unfriendly expression. "How many times have I told you? Although you don't drive often … can't you at least let those engineers redesign the exterior? I'm afraid that you won't be able to stop in time, okay? "
I patted the roof of the 700-billion-renminbi car. "I think it's okay. Actually, this car has been modified. Don't you see that its wheels are the same size now? The roof on the left side is higher because the newly installed radar and fire control chain takes up more space … "
As the miss got into the car, she muttered, "Alright, alright. I can tell it's the last step of the modification. Pandora's random ideas … Come with me to the artificial lake in the old city. We haven't gone there in a long time."
I got into the car and started the autopilot. I set it to low speed within the atmosphere. I turned around and told the bird and beast not to move around in the back seat. Then, I lowered my head to check if the safety of the missile launcher, satellite laser guide, and plasma bomb were off. You have to check everything properly. There's a brat sitting in the car. As far as I know, the little crow's seat has a few missile control buttons … Why did Pandora install so many things in the car? It's almost like a space battleship flying close to the ground!
"I think the thing this car needs to be modified the most is to add an optical camouflage." After the 700-billion-renminbi started driving on autopilot, I turned around and said to the miss in the front passenger seat, "Look at how many people turn their heads when we drive on the road … In theory, the only thing that dares to drive alongside this car is a tank."
Lin Xue rolled her eyes and said, "Next time, just drive my car. Although it can't break through the third cosmic speed limit, it's not illegal to drive within the atmosphere. If you throw this car on the highway, just its appearance alone is enough to revoke your driver's license."
I only smiled and didn't say anything. My mood gradually relaxed. Looking at the ordinary street scene passing by outside the car window, listening to the Missy's nagging that he could never get tired of listening to, and occasionally hearing the silly bird's unintelligible quack in the back seat, this was the life he was familiar with. I thought about it and realized that I've been too focused on the so-called "national affairs" and neglected to enjoy life. Ignoring everything else … How long has it been since I've bickered with the miss while going on a date?
Uh … Even though I brought two burdens with me, I think it should be fine as long as I treat the two girls in the backseat as domestic animals. After all, it's a duo of birds and beasts.
Speaking of which, I noticed something: Although the 700-billion-renminbi doesn't look impressive on the street, as long as you don't get chased by the traffic police, it's still quite intimidating. Basically, anyone who cherishes life and the world and is full of hope will consciously keep their distance from this car. When we passed by an intersection, we happened to encounter an accident. Ten meters away, there was an old lady who seemed to have been hit by a pedestrian's bicycle. She was lying there groaning. As soon as the 700-billion-renminbi appeared, the old lady jumped half a meter high, jumped over the guardrail, and ran away …
Is the artificial lake in the old city a place our family often comes to? — Although Avalon and Shadow City are enough for us to stroll around most of the time, it's a habit for me and Shallow Shallow to come to the old city of K City to relax during our free time. Lin Xue has been with me for a long time, so she often comes to this area to relax. This man-made lake was said to be a subsidence area caused by coal mining in the past. Later, K City transformed from a mining town to a modern city, and these "historical problems" in the old city area also changed. One of the most successful projects was this man-made lake and a large park area around it.
This area is a bustling area, and today is the weekend, so the park is full of people. If I want to store the 700-billion-renminbi in my portable space, I have to go to some secluded corner. Thus, I found a place that doesn't affect the city's appearance and parked my BMW. Then, I carefully locked the car. Lin Xue rolled her eyes and ridiculed: "Don't lock your car. Other than an archaeologist, who would want it? Even if someone dares to steal it, there might not be someone who dares to drive it."
Speaking of which, why is Missy's ridicule so sharp today?
I shrugged: "I'm doing this for world peace. If some naughty kid gets into the car and presses everywhere, we can only rebuild human civilization from the Triassic period. Sister just drove this car two days ago, I'm worried that even something made by the Empire will have problems."
Lin Xue looked around and suddenly pointed to the side: "Our naughty kid has the most problems, right?"
I turned my head and suddenly staggered: Little Crow and Fox were both squatting in front of a pitiful little black dog. Lord Fox was excitedly poking the dog. The black dog looked to be about a foot long. Judging from the color of its fur, it's probably a cross between a Tibetan mastiff and a Pekingese. Actually, I can't tell, it's just nonsense. Perhaps it was because canines were naturally close to each other, the black dog that was being teased behaved very well in front of the silly fox. It almost bowed its head and said, "Sister Fox, if this dog had nine tails, would it turn into a human like you?" Little Crow curiously pulled the black dog's tail and asked, "Sister Fox, do you think this dog will become a human like you if it has nine tails?"
Master Fox Fairy thought for a while and nodded with certainty, "Master said that a nine-tailed fox fairy is the same as a nine-tailed husky. Maybe a dog with nine tails can also transform into a human …" Then, the stupid fox lowered its head and held the paw of the black puppy seriously, "If you're sincere, come to the top of the clothing city on South Mansion Street next full moon. I'll accept you as my disciple …"
Since the Forbidden City is more than 800 kilometers away from here, you'll have to make do with the Clothing City! After a few years of living like a rice worm at home, does this fox's intelligence plan to return to before it could walk upright?
Lin Xue gently touched my arm to indicate that there was someone else next to us. When I turned my head, I saw the owner of the black dog standing not far from us. It was an old man that looked like he had retired and was out for a walk. The old man held a walking stick in his hand and gawked at the two young girls squatting on the ground and chatting excitedly with his pet dog. His eyes almost popped out of their sockets …
Lin Xue and I quickly went forward and pulled the little crow and the stupid fox up. Then, we ran to apologize to the old man. The old man was quite kind, but it seemed that his worldview had not recovered yet. He looked at Lord Fox Spirit and the little crow in confusion: "These two girls look fine, why …"
I used all my strength to cover the fox's mouth and cleverly explained: "These two are my sisters. They were born half a year premature …" Before I could finish, Lin Xue forcefully stomped on my foot: "They were born half a month premature! If they were born half a year early, they would have given birth to a placenta! "
In the end, the old man left with the black dog. Before he left, he gave me an old Chinese doctor's phone number …
"Didn't we agree not to cause trouble after coming out?" I pulled on Lord Fox Spirit's ear and lectured her, "Can't you change your bad habit of greeting cats and dogs when you go out?"
The fox was slow and dazed for a long time. Then, she touched her ear: "Oh, so you're pulling my ear … You don't usually use this position. I was wondering where this feeling came from …"
So, she didn't listen to me at all!
"Today's date will become taking the kids out to play …" Lin Xue sighed helplessly: "Actually, it's not bad. It's better than taking Xiaoxue shopping."
The little crow didn't have much to say, but the fox was dissatisfied and muttered: "What do you mean taking the kids? Get this straight, I'm a thousand-year-old fox immortal. I'm mature and shrewd, and I'm good at scheming …"
I couldn't listen to them anymore, so … I decisively went to buy drinks for the girls. It could be considered as a temporary refuge.
It was already early spring, and the cold winter was fading. The lakeside park, which had been deserted for several months, was gradually becoming lively. Although the vegetation around the winding path by the lake had not yet turned green, the increasing number of tourists had added some vitality to the place. With the increase in tourists, the number of vendors who didn't set up their stalls during the winter had naturally increased. You could often see people selling handicrafts around the artificial lake. After all, this was a "famous scenic spot" in K City. (Apart from this park, you couldn't find anything else to see in this city — the central theme public toilet of the No. 2 High School was even off-limits to outsiders). As a "scenic spot", it couldn't be without the three treasures of the scenic spot: hidden medicine, beads, and fake watches. I bought a few bottles of drinks and passed by a vendor who was dressed like a terrorist from the Middle East. I suddenly thought of buying some trinkets for the three girls. Although I usually gave them a lot of random things, I still had to go out for a trip, so buying some gifts was enough to show my sincerity. Girls, after all, all like these trinkets.
More importantly, other than Sicarro and his group of Empire soldiers in disguise, I had a good impression of these vendors who sold strange trinkets. My life before junior high basically depended on these vendors to enrich my life.
However, there was already a man and a woman picking out items from the stall before me. They seemed to be a couple who were out for a stroll. The woman's back was that of a foreigner. She took a fancy to a bracelet on the stall and asked the stall owner for a price in Mandarin that wasn't too fluent. The stall owner, who was dressed like a terrorist, gave her a price and then clasped his hands together to promote the bracelet. "All the items here have been blessed by a Tibetan monk. This green agate bracelet of great wisdom can protect you from all sorts of mishaps. It's the divine power of the Mahesvara …"
The young man in the couple couldn't help but say, "Uncle, you're wearing a Muslim headscarf … and the agate bracelet is selling for 7.50 RMB, isn't it still not enough for your advertising slogan?"
The stall owner was stunned. He took off his headscarf and said, "Hey, the one I used a while ago was scratched by my cat. I don't know where this new one came from … Then, may Allah bless you two. Anyway, you won't lose anything if you can make your girlfriend happy for 7.50 yuan, right?"
I had been watching from behind for a long time. By now, I had already recognized the couple's identity. Seeing that they were almost done with their conversation, I went up and patted them, "Lin Feng!"
These two were none other than Lin Feng and Sally. Speaking of which, it seemed that I hadn't seen them for a long time. Recently, I had either been out saving the world or being held back by a bunch of official business in the City of Shadows. In short, I had been running around for a long time and didn't have much time at home. Not to mention, Lin Feng had official business on a daily basis. The last time we had met was two months ago.
"Ah, Brother Chen?" Lin Feng turned around and saw me. He was surprised, "You've … returned from a business trip?"
"I've been back for two days. Didn't your sister tell you?" I chuckled. The couple in front of me were two of the few people in the surface world who knew about the existence of the Empire. They had even been to the City of Shadows for a while, so naturally, they didn't have to worry too much when talking.
It had already been a few years, but Lin Feng was still the same cheerful young man. When he smiled, his energy seemed to be infectious. He turned to look at his lover beside him with a smile on his face. "Sally and I just came back today, and we haven't gone home yet."
I nodded in understanding. Then, I started chatting with them. After a few sentences, Lin Xue ran over with Fox and Crow to check on the situation. The Missy's voice could be heard from a dozen meters away, "Blockhead! Why did you have to walk so far just to buy a few bottles of water? Hey, where's Little Feng? "
"Sis?" Lin Feng didn't expect to see his sister here. He greeted her in surprise. Then, he saw Lord Fox Fairy and the little crow jumping behind Lin Xue. He turned his head and touched my arm, "Brother Chen, your spare time is a little too rich. I can't help my sister …"
Lin Xue looked at Lin Feng with an unfriendly expression, "I haven't beaten you for three days. Do you think your sister's skills have deteriorated?"
"Guys …" A weak voice suddenly came from behind Lin Feng and Sally. It turned out to be the stall owner who hadn't interjected for a long time. "Do you still want these things? Also, is this lady with you? Does she want to buy all these things? "
Lin Feng suddenly remembered that he hadn't paid yet. He quickly apologized and took out his wallet to pay the bill. I craned my neck and saw the 'lady' that the stall owner had mentioned. Instantly, my blood boiled. This time, it's that silly bird's turn again!
The little crow muttered to herself as she agilely pulled all the beaded bracelets from the stall and piled them up in front of her. She didn't just take them randomly. This lady had some common sense. Every time she picked an item, she would point at it with her finger and then nod at the stall owner. It was obvious that she wanted to buy all of them. However, there were too many items that she had her eyes on, and the stall owner wasn't sure what was going on.
I suddenly remembered something: Crows like shiny things, just like Little Bubble …
At this moment, it was impossible to take away the pile of treasures in front of the silly bird. It would easily cause the Crow God to be enraged. Hence, I had no choice but to buy around ten kilograms of plastic and glass beads under the stall owner's gaze. Thanks to the little crow, the stall owner was the first one to close his stall in the park today …
Since we hadn't seen each other for a long time, of course, we had to chat with Lin Feng. Coincidentally, Lin Feng and Sally were interested in our daily life of running around to save the world. Hence, we found a quiet tea room and chatted. While we were chatting, I learned that Lin Feng had just finished his mission. He had gone to a small country in Europe to help the local 'special people' solve a missing persons case. Of course, since he returned with Sally in the end, we had reason to believe that this guy had spent at least half a month traveling after completing his mission.
"It's just a small matter for us. It might sound scary to others, but it can't be compared to what you guys have experienced." After Lin Feng finished his story, he looked at me and Lin Xue with a smile. "After watching the video my sister brought back, I even quit watching movies. Where did you guys go to fight this time?"
"Only someone as stupid as you would think that going to war is fun." Lin Xue knocked on the table in dissatisfaction. "I came out with Blockhead today to let him relax. Can't you let him not think about these annoying things for a while?"
I smiled and wanted to say something, but the scenery outside the window suddenly blurred.
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