"Aha, it seems like your luck with women isn't bad huh?"
Just as I was about to fall asleep, a familiar female voice suddenly sounded above me.
I struggled to open my eyes, and after a while, I was able to make out the appearance of a girl wearing a grass green dress — — It was Lin Xue, our friendly sponsor of this beach trip.
"Wu … Your body isn't bad …" I purposely pretended that I wasn't awake and said vaguely. Then, as expected, I saw her pounce on me while baring her teeth.
Five minutes later, we collectively ran to the side and spat out sand …
This was unbelievable, what kind of unexpected situation could cause people like us, who were capable of fighting against thousands of soldiers, to eat a mouthful of sand?
"Pah pah … Curse …" The elder sister spat out sand and explained to us embarrassedly, "It was sent to the group …"
We collectively went silent, and then we continued to spit …
Not long after, we were back on the beach, but with an additional Lin Xue.
The sea breeze was still blowing, the waves were still surging, the seabirds were still chirping, the Gemini were still playing in the water, the uncle was still being the king of children, Bubble was still sleepwalking next to us, Pandora was still sitting on the side and drinking her soda, and Little Bubble was still crawling on top of me.
We laid under the warm sunlight and fell asleep.
Although it was very comfortable, but …
"Boring …" I suddenly sighed.
Lin Xue suddenly propped herself up and shook her head forcefully. She said, "Really, I was almost infected by your laziness. It's rare for us to come to the beach to play. How can you just bask in the sun with nothing to do? Why don't we all go swimming? I see that you guys are already wearing your swimsuits! "
As soon as Lin Xue said that, we all went silent.
"It's too salty …" Shallow Shallow said.
"It's a bit bitter …" Elder sister said.
"…" Sandora's face turned red, and then she buried her head in my chest.
Facing Lin Xue's curious gaze, I didn't care about Sandora twisting around my waist, I shrugged and said, "Okay, I can swim, but I think it's too troublesome to get Sandora out …"
"No way!" Lin Xue exclaimed loudly, "All of you are so powerful, but only this blockhead knows how to swim? Then why do you still need a swimsuit? "
"Actually, I know a little …" the elder sister said.
"I thought I knew how to swim …" Sandora said unwillingly.
"In order to prevent a certain pervert's attention from wandering elsewhere!" Shallow Shallow said. Then, she and Sandora, who shared the same sentiment, pinched my waist.
"I really don't know what to do with you guys …" Lin Xue shook her head as if she couldn't accept it. Then, she bared her teeth at me, "You bastard, it must feel good to have two beauties on your left and right, right? I really don't understand why a blockhead like you has such good luck … "
Why am I involved in this again … Also, Shallow Shallow, can you not bite me?
Actually, I feel that sunbathing on the beach isn't bad, but Lin Xue, who had a bit of excess energy, obviously didn't think so. She looked around, as if she wouldn't stop until she found someone to play with her.
However, only the three lolis were left. Bubble was sleepwalking, and even if she wasn't sleepwalking, she wouldn't be interested in anything other than video games. Pandora was drinking soda, and if I didn't go into the water first, she definitely wouldn't be willing to be more than a hundred meters away from me. Little Bubble was still excitedly climbing around my body. Lin Xue was sure that this half-month-old child would sink to the bottom of the sea even if she put on a swimming ring …
Even if she sank to the bottom of the sea, nothing would happen to her … Moreover, she would probably play with all kinds of fish in the sea for an entire day.
As for the remaining ones …
Lin Xue looked at the twins who were playing in the water and shook her head. Once the twins started interacting with each other, they were completely exclusive. Other than Pandora and Chen Jun, even Sandora would have a hard time making the twins stop. Go over by myself? I'll probably be blown by the sea breeze for a few hours …
And … a certain uncle with a knight face and sunglasses who was playing with sand with a child …
Lin Xue shuddered. It would be better to lie on the beach with Shallow Shallow and the others to sunbathe …
Lin Xue pursed her lips and unwillingly lay down on the huge plastic sheet with us. She started sunbathing her back. Then, just as we were about to fall asleep again, she suddenly shouted, "I got it!"
Then, all of us swiftly jumped up like fish and looked around before we started to glare at Lin Xue covetously.
Being stared at by several ultimate weapons, even someone as thick-skinned as Lin Xue couldn't help but shiver. She hurriedly explained, "Wait — — I mean, I know where it's fun!"
I have a bad feeling about this ….
"Let's go on an adventure!"
My premonition came true …
Just like me, everyone else also shuddered. Ugh, except for the simple-minded Little Bubble. This little girl was currently staring at Lin Xue with her big sparkling eyes. She seemed to be very curious about the so-called adventure.
Young and ignorant girl, you still don't know that danger is everywhere in this world. You also don't know that everything related to Lin Xue is even more dangerous. Even more important, this matter was even given the word 'adventure' by Lin Xue.
Ever since I got to know this young lady who constantly asked questions, I deeply understood just how big of a troublemaker she was. She seemed to have a special ability, and that was to turn any small matter that seemed ordinary to others into a trouble that would cause even the head of the Empire to scratch his head. This could be seen from the fact that she could turn my winter vacation into a [Record of Salvation].
That's why when we heard the word 'adventure' from Lin Xue's mouth, we immediately laid down together to express that we were not interested in anything else other than basking in the sun. I also specially dragged the confused Little Bubble and the eager Pandora over. Of these two lolis, one was ignorant of worldly affairs, and the other was full of passion for all kinds of battles and dangers. If we didn't look after them, we might wake up to find ourselves surrounded by dozens of MS.
"Hey hey hey! Aren't you guys not giving me any face? " Lin Xue jumped up and down angrily, "It wasn't easy for me to make up my mind to bring you guys to the secret base of my younger brother and I when we were young!"
Lin Xue's secret base when she was young? This girl also had such a naive and pure childhood? I thought Lin Xue was born holding a 'I am trouble' flag and running around the courtyard!
"Prepare the luggage, let's go!" I leaped to my feet and brandished my fist in front of me. Little Bubble followed my example and stood next to me. He extended his little fist and yelled, "Yaya!" — — Cuteness 5 points!
The veins on Lin Xue's forehead flashed, and then she gave me an uppercut without hesitation. Then, she picked up Little Bubble and said gently, "Kids shouldn't learn these neurotic actions …"
Don't you think this comparison is a bit too big?
The secret base of my childhood was filled with childlike innocence and beautiful memories. I never thought that the current Miss Lin Xue, the ultimate troublemaker, would have such an innocent childhood. This was a place filled with inconceivable and gossipy atmosphere. Even if there was an alien hidden inside, I still had to go and see it!
The others who came with me probably had the same idea.
Bubble didn't follow us. To her, this kind of boring adventure wasn't as interesting as RPG games. Asida and Asidora didn't follow us either because they had to take care of Bubble who would enter a sleepwalking state once they started playing games. Sicarro didn't follow us either because he had to study his grand plan to open up a pirated CD market nearby. My sister didn't follow us either. She wasn't interested in this kind of activity. She preferred to sunbathe on the beach to 'obtain a healthy, wheat-colored skin'. I had my doubts about this because my sister had all kinds of sunscreen products on her and her strange body that wouldn't tan.
So, in the end, only me, Shallow Shallow, Sandora, Pandora, and Little Bubble set off with Lin Xue.
Actually, it wasn't quite right to say that there were five of us. There was also Alaya, who was always sleeping, daydreaming, or sharing my vision to watch Korean dramas. My angel sister had to avoid the crowd due to her eye-catching appearance. She would only come out for a breather occasionally, and we had to be careful not to be ambushed by Little Bubble. (The little one had a huge interest in all shiny things. It was obvious that Alaya, who was covered in holy light, was shining brightly.) This was a rare opportunity to go out and play, so I naturally had to let her come out for a breather. Although I didn't know what the chances of a world's arbitration body getting sick from being stifled were.
Just like that, the seven of us boarded a luxurious yacht headed for a deserted island in the sea …
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