After saving the world, we immediately returned to Earth and threw ourselves into the abyss of suffering in our third year of high school. This matter was really too funny …
Although it was difficult to adapt, we had no choice but to immediately throw ourselves into intense revision because the short holiday of our third year of high school was about to end, and we still hadn't done any homework.
"Simple, primitive, crude, self-contradictory, full of loopholes!"
Sandora laid on the table half dead and used a string of brilliant parallelism to express her current intense emotions.
"Dong!" I knocked on her little head and shoved a stack of questions into her hands while she grimaced and pretended to be fierce.
"I know that Schilling's technology has reached the peak, but please at least leave some face for Einstein and the others. It wasn't easy for so many pioneers …"
"But it's really boring …" Sandora whimpered and fell on her back, rolling around on the floor.
If this scene was seen by the Princess' personal guards in school who had nothing better to do, I don't know how much of a commotion it would cause …
Speaking of the Princess' personal guards, I couldn't help but think of the paparazzi that were messed up by Sandora.
It was said that the paparazzi were the third most powerful military force in the world after the Navy SEALs and the Town Security. Many famous people were chased and intercepted by the paparazzi and unfortunately lost their lives. Facing this group of special forces that could attack your every word and action as a weakness and were completely unafraid of any moral attacks, even if Confucius was reincarnated, they would still find traces of the Three Vulgarities. So when Sandora was chased and intercepted by the so-called media, I really had a headache.
But I didn't expect that Sandora was even more ruthless than the paparazzi.
When the three tabloid reporters were accused of espionage by Risca, I expressed my admiration for Sandora's brainwashing ability.
When the photos of the two hosts from the age of three, including when they were being peed on by adults, were spread all over the world, I was deeply impressed by the terrifying power of the information collection personnel under the command of the Avengers.
When several so-called private photographers who tried to secretly take photos of Sandora not only didn't get anything, but instead received 2,700 "daily photos" of their family from all angles for a month, I expressed my utmost respect for the shamelessness of the Schilling spies.
Then, everything became peaceful …
But the surrounding mental hospitals suddenly had a lot of former entertainment media workers who might have really gone crazy from fear, or maybe they were pretending to be crazy to avoid being arrested.
Although I didn't agree with Sandora's extreme method, how should I put it, from a sociological point of view, it was still quite satisfying!
Logically speaking, with Sandora's status, she wouldn't take such small characters seriously, but from Sandora's point of view, she didn't take it seriously at all. It was at most a small game, but a small game for her would be a disaster for ordinary people, and if she took it seriously, she would have already sent special forces to wipe out all the paparazzi and their related personnel in the world …
Of course, I wouldn't allow such a disharmonious thing to happen!
After a while, Sandora suddenly crawled up from the ground and jumped on me, saying excitedly, "Chen Jun, let's go play!"
"… Can't you be quiet for a while?" I looked at the snow-covered ground outside and forcefully suppressed the urge to rush out and play, pretending that I was a student who didn't care about the outside world.
A disappointed expression immediately appeared on Sandora's face, and she said in a low voice, "But you went out with Shallow Shallow yesterday …"
So that's how it is. I was wondering why Sandora was so restless after I went out for a walk with Shallow Shallow yesterday, and would occasionally show an anxious expression. So it turns out that she was worried that she would be left out.
Although it was an unreasonable worry, I couldn't find any words to blame her.
I gently hugged Sandora's shoulder, and kissed her forehead. I asked with a smile, "Let me ask you, how long did I spend with Shallow Shallow yesterday?"
"Three hours, twenty-five minutes, and forty-eight seconds!" Sandora buried her head in my chest and answered in a muffled voice, without any hesitation.
I was touched, really.
"Then how long did I spend with you on average every day?"
"… That doesn't count, I live here, so you have no choice but to be with me! Otherwise, you would definitely stay far away from me … I don't know how to do housework, I'm not gentle, I worked so hard to learn how to cook, but I got the evaluation of someone who can barely eat, I don't know anything other than fighting. You must pity me, that's why you are with me … Also … "
What kind of imagination is this?
I didn't know if I should laugh or cry as I flicked Shadora's forehead. "Alright, alright. We'll switch tomorrow. I'll bring Qian Qian here and you'll move out. Then, I'll go out with you every day. How about that?"
Sandora left a bite mark on my arm to show that she didn't agree.
"So don't think too much," I messed up Sandora's precious golden hair, "You and Shallow Shallow are the same, you're both my babies, I didn't leave any of you out, instead of thinking about all this nonsense, why don't you finish your homework first."
"I won't write it!" Sandora bared her teeth at me, "I've had enough of these stupid questions. Are you really going to be a good student in university?"
I shook my head firmly.
This was what we had agreed on after we returned. Possessing abilities and the identities of the Schilling Empire Empress, I had to rescue the commanders of the Empire who would occasionally be invited for tea by the relevant departments for disrupting public order and endangering the harmony of society. Furthermore, the Schilling ruins were constantly surfacing on Earth, so Sandora and I definitely couldn't just sit back and do nothing. In this way, it was basically impossible for us to find a university to study peacefully and lead an ordinary life. So, to avoid trouble, I had Lin Xue help me make arrangements. After we graduate, we would all join an academy under her family's control. Then, we would all be tossing and turning outside … Cough cough, I mean, dealing with the daily affairs of the organization.
What is an organization? Needless to say! Of course, it was to gather up those commanders who had nothing better to do! Were we supposed to let them sell pirated lamb skewers and plastic jadeite gold-plated chains all day long? Or were we supposed to let them conquer the world in the name of the Xiling Empire?
But if we were to call it an organization, the nature of our organization was quite exaggerated. Using Lin Xue's words, it was a terrifying organization that crossed countless galaxies and destroyed thousands of planes. In the endless void, it could even stop a child from crying at night …
But, although you don't need to be too concerned about the college entrance exam, you should at least calm down and finish your homework, you damned lass!
There was a saying that went, 'Time is like the cake next to Sandora, if you don't pay attention, it will disappear' …
Finally, after enduring the extremely sullen time of the third year of high school, on a scorching summer day, we, the leaders of the Empire, were finally freed from the heavy mountain of books and the ocean of problems!
The moment we returned home after the college entrance exam, I felt that Sandora was about to go crazy with joy. This could be seen from how she ate three portions of food and two sets of chopsticks in a row. While I was amazed by this living treasure's astonishing appetite and diet, I was also deeply shocked by the power of China's education.
To be able to force a Queen who had fought alone in the Dark Abyss for countless years to such a state, just how terrifying was this!
After that, it was Lin Xue's turn to get busy. She used her family's power to arrange a school for us, as well as how to skip school for the next four years. On my side, it was quite easy to solve. After all, my only relative was my elder sister. She knew the truth of the matter, so there was no need to think too much about it. As for Shallow Shallow, it was a little troublesome because she had been hiding the matter of the Xiling Empire from her family. Even Uncle Xu only knew about the existence of Espers, but — In any case, I handed this troublesome matter to the super coolie, Lin Xue. Two days ago, I even gave her the newest model of the subspace sensor for her to play with. She was so happy that her snot bubbles were about to come out. Now, all she had to do was run errands and move her mouth, and she couldn't be more happy!
After a year of noisy high school life, I finally had some free time. The next step was for us to properly discuss how to make up for the vacation that Lin Xue's Sahara Gold had ruined …
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