Speaking of the winter vacation that was ruined a few months ago, that was truly a thrilling vacation!
I'm not exaggerating, really. If you think that transmigrating to another world as a savior, leading an army to fight to the death against tens of thousands of monsters, and using a few unfamiliar skills to fight against an ultimate boss that had been alive for tens of thousands of years wasn't thrilling at all, then … just pretend that I didn't say anything …
Temporarily putting aside the question of why a good winter vacation would eventually turn into a huge blockbuster, at least I could finally enjoy my vacation.
Cough, cough, compared to fighting with Kaiser, this could really be considered a type of enjoyment.
Our current location was a sunny beach that a certain super-rich girl had arranged for us.
This planet was filled with all sorts of miracles. A certain part of it was currently incomparably hot and filled with dust, but as long as you spent some money to fly for a few hours, you would be able to enjoy a natural, pollution-free sunny beach and bikini in a pair of shorts. This was truly a wonderful thing. God's creation of the celestial bodies in this universe into the shape of a ball was truly ingenious. He was indeed a good God.
I heard Sandora mention before that some planes had a completely different structure from this universe. Those with a round sky and square earth were all regular buildings, while those with the sun in the center of space were the real pain in the ass. That kind of world was just like an eggshell. Everyone lived inside the eggshell, and the sun was in the center of the egg. The temperature was the same throughout the year, and the various universal constants didn't operate in a reasonable manner. Even the most outstanding Schilling navigator would get lost for half a month after entering such a world. Of course, I didn't have much understanding of the mystical world that Sandora described. There was no reason for it, as I still hadn't figured out what kind of world it was. Although, apart from me, everyone else expressed that they had no difficulty in understanding what Sandora described.
However, I remembered Sandora's evaluation of that hollow spherical world template: That kind of messy design, if it wasn't because the creator of that plane was drunk at the time, then it must have been a performance artist.
That was the first time I heard that there was a performance artist amongst the Protoss.
Alright, let's get back to the sunny beach.
The beach under the sun, the waves, the breeze, and of course, the bikinis. This is a place that all male creatures dream of. You all understand, I won't explain.
However, bringing a group of women out to play directly deprived me of a lot of fun. This is something I didn't expect. I know you guys understand, but I want to explain.
Shallow Shallow and Sandora were watching him too closely …
I can swear to the heavens that I wasn't the slightest bit interested in the unfamiliar beauties on the beach. That was purely from the perspective of appreciation for art. Let's not talk about those ordinary women whose beauty couldn't even compare to Shallow Shallow and the others, even if they were an angel that was kicked down by God, I wouldn't be moved. Of course, this had nothing to do with the fact that I already had an angel sister. I can swear to the old man selling pancakes at the entrance!
However, the female army's opinion was that they would rather believe that there were ghosts in the world than believe a man's lousy mouth. Eighty percent of their attention was focused on watching me. I could imagine that as long as my gaze was the slightest bit impure, I would be instantly killed by a murderous aura from all directions. Not only that, I wouldn't even be buried alive. Fortunately, even though my character wasn't at the level of Liu Xiahui, I was at least unwavering. Since I didn't have any intentions of flirting with other women, it wouldn't be a problem for Qian Qian and the others to watch me. Besides, being watched by beautiful women, how should I put it … I felt a subtle sense of pride …
Of course, an appropriate protest was still necessary.
"I say, am I a pervert in your eyes?"
I said helplessly as I was tightly protected by the women.
Shallow Shallow looked at Sandora and nodded.
Sandora looked at the women around her and nodded.
Little Bubble didn't understand what we were talking about, but seeing the others nod, she nodded as well.
Big Sister shrugged and said, "It's three to zero now, is there any use in shaking my head?"
I hugged Pandora, who was licking her lollipop with a serious expression, and said sadly, "Baby, don't tell me you're going to agree as well?"
Pandora blushed and said softly, "No matter what big brother looks like, Pandora doesn't care …"
She did it on purpose! This girl was definitely doing it on purpose! I knew that I couldn't let her hang out with Lin Xue and Sandora all the time. Look, she's become bad now, isn't she?
"Never mind — —" I suddenly smiled and said. I pinched Pandora's cheeks and asked her to look at Bubble, who was sleepwalking, so that she wouldn't be abducted by the strange uncle. Then, I lay down on the deck chair comfortably.
There were so many beautiful girls around, so I shouldn't be greedy.
It was a rare chance to see Shallow Shallow and the others in their swimsuits.
Shallow Shallow was wearing a bright yellow swimsuit today, which made her look especially youthful and energetic. Her figure was also better than I had expected. Although she was petite, her body was curvaceous from top to bottom. She had a golden figure in terms of proportions. To be honest, I didn't like the European or American sense of beauty. Only Eastern breasts like Shallow Shallow's were authentic!
The older sister's swimsuit was a conservative black color, and the style was also standard. However, this seemingly ordinary swimsuit accentuated the older sister's mature temperament and slender figure. Together with the older sister's gentle smile, she exuded an irresistible charm.
Sandora preferred sky blue. The sky blue swimsuit paired with a blue scarf tied around her waist made this noble and elegant princess look like a fairy of the sea. A moist sea breeze blew past, and her waterfall-like dazzling blonde hair dazzled with a dreamy halo, causing people to be intoxicated.
It wasn't an exaggeration to say that 90% of the gazes on the beach were focused on these three beautiful girls. Some were stunned, some were jealous, but most of them were admiring them.
As for the impure gazes — well, they were the remaining 10%. However, they had already answered the call of the Cursed Goddess and were running away with their stomachs …
There was also the remaining three lolis. Fine, I admit that they were cute, but three washboards paired with children's swimsuits — — could it be that they were evil to such an extent?
"Humans really know how to enjoy themselves … This is the only thing they can barely be considered superior to us, the Shiring Apostles." Sandora stretched lazily and lay down next to me. Then, she began to devour my fruit juice with ease.
"Thank the heavens, there's finally something about the humans that you like," I said with a smirk. After such a long time, the only thing Sandora had praised about humans was that they really knew how to enjoy themselves. This was truly a tragedy.
"Hehe …" Sandora giggled foolishly and directly rolled on the plastic sheet into my arms. "Hug hug …"
Life was just so beautiful …
"Do the two of you really think that I'm invisible …" Qian Qian's voice suddenly sounded above me. Although there was a tinge of jealousy in her voice, she wasn't really angry. I didn't know when it started, but Qian Qian had already accepted Shadora, and the two girls had formed a subtle tacit understanding. I could only say that I should thank any God that might exist for bestowing such great happiness upon me.
Of course, if Little Bubble didn't try to climb on me every three minutes and use me as a trampoline, I would have been even happier …
My sister watched from the side and said helplessly, "I don't know what kind of good fortune you have accumulated in your previous life, but I just can't get mad at you. If it was someone else, I would have cursed them to eat three worms every meal for the rest of their lives …"
"Sis …" I said with a green face. "That's disgusting …"
I kissed the two girls' soft hair gently and looked into the distance.
On the shallow beach a little further away, Asida and Asidora were playing happily. I could faintly hear their laughter from where I was.
In the other direction, a middle-aged man wearing sunglasses and a flowery shirt and baggy pants was leading a group of dolls to build a sand castle. He looked just like a caring dad. No one would have thought that this guy was the high-ranking commander of the strongest army in the universe and the most cunning pirate dealer in the entire K City.
This made me sigh for the umpteenth time. The Shiring Apostles really couldn't be measured with common sense …
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