Chapter 716
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The curtains that everyone had been waiting for finally opened.
"At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the Yellow Turban Rebellion brought chaos to the world and the people were in dire straits! In this horrifying and chaotic world, the three like-minded heroes decided to shoulder a heavy responsibility! To restore the Han Dynasty! They are the Master Tactician – Liu Bei – Liu Xuande! "Panty Uncle's narration was heard.
Ye Cang appeared in the bustling market with his two swords and a basket of straw sandals on his back. He slowly raised his head to look at the distant calm sky and frowned. Calculating with his fingers, he murmured, "Chaos is coming …"
"Hey hey, you and the Prime Minister have the same roles …" The audience was speechless when they saw Ye Cang's lines.
"The inspirational young man who dreams of having sex with Diao Chan – Zhang Fei – Zhang Yide!"
Lin Le appeared in the backyard of the butcher's shop and shouted. "Roar! I want to rape Diao Chan! "
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"And the fugitive – Guan Yu – Guan Yunchang."
"To be honest, second brother will be angry if he knows you said that." Chang Zhengxiong sighed and played with a bunch of mung beans.
"Gather! Gather!" Ye Cang pulled the two of them. "Let's go to the Peach Garden to become sworn brothers and then walk to Luoyang to help third brother rape Diao Chan. I'll see how the straw sandals are selling and if there's a chance for them to be listed. As for second brother, I think he can turn himself in at the Luoyang branch office and try to be lenient.
"Just like that, the three heroes of the Han Dynasty embarked on their journey to Luoyang."
"Are you sure they are going there to restore the Han Dynasty?"
Just when the audience was doubting, the three of them passed by the forest.
"Save me, save me!!" FrozenCloud appeared in a white European-style dress.
"Who are you?!" Lin Le shouted.
"Snow ~ White!" Ice Cloud replied.
"Speak Chinese!" Lin Le swung his zhang8 snake spear, sending Ice Cloud flying several zhangs into the air. She fell to the ground and died. "At least let me finish the storyline …"
Wu Na rushed over with an apple in her hand. She looked at Ice Cloud, whose blood had stained the lawn, and said, "I didn't expect that a little bitch like you would still die. What a waste of the magic apple that I spent a lot of money to buy. Warriors, if there's anything that you need, I, the Black Queen, will definitely not refuse!"
"Just like that, the Black Queen invited the three warriors to the castle to eat and drink. She joined Liu Xuande's team and embarked on the journey to Luoyang."
"From Hebei to Henan on the ancient map, we met Snow White and a European-style castle. I'm not well-educated, so don't lie to me …"
"No, no, that's not the point. They invited the Black Queen to team up with them. I think it's possible that the fairy tales and the Three Kingdoms are fake."
"I knew Snow White was the villain! To be able to play a game with seven gnomes at the same time! She was definitely not a good princess! Let's build a fan base for the Black Queen. "
"… Maybe you're not the same as the fairy tales we've read."
Ci Mei got Zuo Ci randomly. He won't die this time, right?! She rode on her crane and flew towards Luoyang. "Let's go find them to join our team."
"Little White, look! There's a huge goose in the sky!" Lin Le who was rushing through the forest pointed his spear at the sky.
"Shoot it down! Get ready! 3.2.1! Throw!" Ye Cang threw her two swords to the left and right while Lin Le and Chang Zhengxiong threw out their spears and crescent swords. They hit the crane and pierced through Ci Mei's body.
"How violent are they? They killed their teammate by accident." The audience stared at the man and the crane that were smashed into a pile of meat.
"Just like that, Zuo Ci the Immortal died on the flight to Luoyang."
"What a pity. I wanted to roast him but he turned into a pile of meat." Ye Cang kicked the crane away.
"Someone's here?! I can tell that it's Sister Rose from the pile of meat. "Chang Zhengxiong stared at the unknown corpse that was being crushed by the crane.
"Really? nice！ Let's go. "Ye Cang pulled out her two swords from both sides.
"…" Wu Na stared at Ci Mei's corpse speechlessly.
The scene changed. Outside Luoyang, the nobles gathered.
Naked Uncle was drinking wine in the palace.
"Report! Hua Xiong was killed by Liu Bei! "A soldier shouted.
"Report! Lu Bu was killed by Liu Bei! "
"Report! Gao Shun was killed by Liu Bei! "
"Report! Cao Cao was killed by Liu Bei! "
"Report! Guo Jia was killed by Zhang Fei! "
"Cao Cao, Guo Jia isn't on our side right …" Naked Uncle was speechless.
"Report! Guan Yu was killed by Red Hare in front of two armies! He killed Yuan Shu. "
"…" Naked Uncle slammed the table and stood up. "Bring me my Heaven's Punishment Axe! Do you think I'm a sick cat if I don't show my power?! "
The spectators stared at the corpses outside the city.
"Hua Xiong, Lu Bu, and Gao Shun were all killed by Liu Bei. Maybe the battle between the three heroes and Lu Bu is fake. Give me some time to think."
"Awesome, my Emperor Liu. It's not hard to explain. In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, he was able to pull Guan Yu and Zhang Fei apart with his bare hands. His strength should be pretty good."
"They are starting to kill the nobles! Yuan Shao is dead too! That Guo Jia is Hua Xia's strongest support – Little Model Goddess – Ye Tian! Ahh, he died so tragically. He was stabbed by Brother Le's Zhang Fei at least 30 times. He was even flipping the corpses in the air. If I didn't know that they were a team, I wouldn't be able to imagine how much they hated each other. "
"This is called sacrificing oneself for art."
"Boom!"
Luoyang's city gate was blown away by the explosion. Naked Uncle walked out of the smoke-filled city gate with his Heaven's Punishment Axe. His long robe was already open and fluttering in the wind. He had three thick braids on his head. His eyes were filled with disdain. He put down his Heaven's Punishment Axe and laughed. "Come at me together! With me here, you won't be able to enter Luoyang City! Hahahahaha! "
"Bring Diao Chan!" Naked Uncle smirked.
"Feifei, save me!" Song Xin's Diao Chan was tied in between the two characters of Luoyang.
"Hey, hey. That's the guy who wanted to rape you since you were young …"
Countless people were stunned by Naked Uncle's domineering appearance. They felt as if they were facing Xingtian himself! They could only tremble.
"I know what you guys want! It's all for her! It's all for Zhang Yide's childhood dream! But as the big brother of Luoyang City! Everything here belongs to me! Ahahahaha! Ahahahaha! "
"Bro, Naked Uncle looks really strong." Chang Zhengxiong had fought with Naked Uncle before and was almost beaten to death. He knew that Naked Uncle was not only a pervert but also a pervert with unfathomable strength. Even though they were in a virtual world, he was still a little afraid of him.
"Lele, go test the waters." Ye Cang signaled. Lin Le swung Guo Jia's body that was stuck on his spear and dashed forward. "Eat my spear! Dirty Braid Elephant Monster! "
Naked Uncle grabbed his gigantic Heaven Punisher Axe and a red glow flashed. "You're still too young!"
Guo Jia's corpse on the spear was instantly torn into pieces. Meanwhile, Lin Le was sent flying hundreds of meters away and was embedded into an ancient tree.
Chang Zhengxiong gasped. Is Naked Uncle's Dong Zhuo some kind of bug? How can he be so overpowered?! It feels like the characters in the Dragon Ball have entered the game.
Ye Cang frowned. So strong! Naked Uncle is not someone to be trifled with and this Dong Zhuo is so strong. I don't think it'll be easy to defeat him. "Are there any other conditions? Put down Diao Chan and let my third brother f * ck her to fulfill his dream. It's better not to ruin our relationship during Chinese New Year."
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