Chapter 718
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Ye Cang and the other two sat on the ground and panted after escaping from the pursuit.
"What's going on? The guards on the other side are too perverted. Who knows if the next one waiting for us at the next gate is Sun Wukong or something like that." Zhang Zhengxiong turned his head and looked at Red Hare who was so tired that its eyes were rolling back.
"It might be Frieza too. I vaguely remember …" Lin Le's words made the two of them stand up. Ye Cang wiped her hands. "Let's go home."
"I want to eat ramen. Bro, why don't we have a drink?" Chang Zhengxiong threw away his blade.
"Good idea. Lao Li is still preparing supper." Ye Cang threw away her twin swords.
"I want to sleep with Diao Chan!"
"Who's to blame?!"
"Xiao Tian?"
"You!"
Just when they were arguing, Wu Na rushed over while panting. "Stop arguing. I realized that my apple is the God's Golden Apple. After eating it, there's a certain chance of death but there's also a certain chance of becoming the treasure of a Divine Elite!"
"Although it's risky, there's always a way out. Let's split it into four. Whoever dies will be the unlucky one." Ye Cang took the Golden Apple and was about to cut it when a huge mouth swallowed it away. The four of them were stunned when they saw the owner of the mouth. It was Red Hare who was dying of thirst.
Ye Cang reacted. "Axiong, Lele, start a fire. There should be some effect if we eat it …"
"…" Red Hare was speechless as it looked at Ye Cang who was walking towards them with a smile on her blade.
Flasher Uncle and Panty Uncle, who were in the middle of a heated battle, suddenly looked into the distance. A surge of spiritual energy exploded in the sky. Their expressions turned serious. The sky turned into a red storm and was instantly dyed red.
"Neigh!" A warhorse neighed like a dragon.
A divine horse that was as red as blood was galloping over from the sky. It was treading on white flames, and wherever it passed, it was like a storm. Riding on top of it were three men and one woman. They were Ye Cang and the others.
Before the Naked Uncle and Panty Uncle could react, the Red Hare sped up and dashed through the sky filled with demons. The strong wind and dimensional turbulence that followed immediately tore all the demons into pieces. Then, it sped up again and dashed past the Naked Uncle and Panty Uncle. Both of them were torn into pieces without being able to fight back. Panty Uncle mumbled in the storm, "The Azure Sky is dead, the Yellow Sky is dead too. The world. Yes. It's red … "
"What kind of ghost horse is this?" Naked Uncle was shattered into pieces.
"Director!! Cut your f * cking image! What happened to the Red Hare just now?! "
Director Zhang hurriedly replayed the scene. Ye Cang was staring at the Red Rabbit, who was sweating profusely. Her muscles were twitching and her body was burning with holy fire. She could not help but curse, "Motherf * cker! It even evolved!! "
"Bro, we were just fooled when we came in. Even the Red Hare looks stronger than us. Luckily, it's on our side." Chang Zhengxiong looked at the Red Hare that was getting stronger and stronger. It was evolving.
"Little White, I think our Rabbithorse is going to be f * cked," Lin Le looked at the Red Hare as it stood up. Its spiritual energy exploded like a deity descending from the heavens.
"As expected of my war horse. It's indeed extraordinary." Ye Cang put away the blade that was about to chop the horse into pieces and pinched her chin.
"I'm the one who tamed it." Chang Zhengxiong rolled his eyes.
The audience saw the Red Hare in the form of a deity being ridden by three guys and a girl. They arrived at the next city gate in just a few steps. The one guarding the gate was Zóyí's Frieza. Her head was bitten off by the Red Hare when she was gathering her energy bomb. Chang Zhengxiong pulled the Flame Rein and dashed back to Li Ru who was being chased around by the Red Hare. Then, they continued what happened just now.
"What horse is that?"
"The Red Hare?"
"Your Red Hare can even kill Frieza!? That's obviously a Level 4 ability! "
"So, the Red Hare is the real winner in this chaotic world."
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At this moment, the narration sounded. "Just like that, Zhang Yide successfully saved Diao Chan and raped her, fulfilling his childhood dream. There were countless casualties in Luoyang City. Emperor Xian of Han unfortunately died in an accident. With the support of the people and the help of three brave men who supported the Han Dynasty, the Red Hare ascended the throne and unified the country. The country was named Red and was known as the Divine Red Hare Emperor."
The audience looked at the Red Hare draped in a dragon robe and a crown as he sat on the throne of the emperor. All the officials bowed to him and the whole world submitted to him. They were dumbfounded.
"Warrior Xuande relied on a basket of straw sandals to become the richest man in Dachi and built his own shoe empire. After the battle in Luoyang, he was promoted to the rank of Grand Commandant and lived a life of debauchery with the Black Queen."
"Warrior Yide monopolized the pork market in Dachi. The people were able to live a life of eating meat every day. Their admiration for Yide surpassed that of the Divine Red Hare Emperor. After the battle in Luoyang, he was promoted to the rank of Grand Commandant and lived a life of rape with Diao Chan."
"As for the fugitive, Warrior Yunchang, due to his good attitude and meritorious service, the Luoyang branch decided to be lenient and sentenced him to 10 years in prison. His rank of Grand Commandant will be gone. Even so, the emperor will be punished the same as the people. After 10 years, Yunchang will still be a Grand Commandant. However, for now, he still has to receive a good education in prison."
"What does this story tell us?"
"…" The audience was speechless.
"That's right. Obeying the law is the responsibility of every citizen."
"Can I use vulgarities?"
"I'll give you full marks for the last round of forced promotion + 10!"
"After watching this show, I started to have doubts about life. Red Hare built a dynasty, Dachi …"
"Other than the second brother, the ending is considered a happy ending. Besides, it's very educational."
"For example, Diao Chan?"
Just when everyone was discussing.
"X-Hero will join Hua Xia's exclusive GX beast hero spirit, the Divine Red Hare Emperor! There will be a limited number of 100 tickets in April! "
The roar of a dragon horse could be heard in the virtual world! The sky was dyed red.
"Long live Dachi! Long live Third Brother's reign over the Han Dynasty! "
"I won't wash my hands again until April!"
The stage returned to normal. In the end, Ye Cang and Zóyí's beautiful dance ended perfectly.
Although everyone wanted more performances, Ye Cang and the rest left the virtual world after giving their New Year's blessings.
"You said that there will be a Third Brother next year?"
"I don't know. This year, the Third Brother came with a lot of respect. I don't think it's going to happen next year. Flame Emperor came more than once and sang an old song."
"I believe that there will be a Third Brother next year! Let's write a petition together! "
Hua Xia welcomed the first day of Chinese New Year.
Ye Cang opened his eyes and looked at Ci Mei and Wu Na who were in his arms. He was still not used to it. He put on his pajamas and went to the balcony. Looking at Chang Zhengxiong, Lin Le and Zhao Xiangyu who were doing their morning exercise, he rubbed his messy white hair. "The first day of Chinese New Year is so annoying. I need to go to the Venerable One's place. Rose, that crazy woman, likes to mess with my anus. My anus is burning now."
"Isn't this karma?" Wu Na hugged him from behind and put her face on the back of his neck.
"I got my revenge. Haha, haha." The two of them turned around and looked at Ci Mei who was still talking in her sleep. Ye Cang sighed deeply and said, "My reputation is great. Sigh, I have to go on a trip on the first day of Chinese New Year. Help me look after Lele and the rest."
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