The feast pushed the atmosphere of the night market to its peak. Lastly, the Double Dragon of Seven Stars with the help of Void Brew made Ye Cang and the others feel like they were satisfied with the only meal they had this year. Nothing else could satisfy them.
After eating and drinking to their heart's content, everyone at the table started bragging about the changes in the past year. Especially Flasher Uncle, who kept complaining about the changes in the world, the perverted human heart, and how his dragon god was not afraid of anyone. Panty Uncle, on the other hand, mysteriously revealed that he was about to complete his second underwear, named Elegy of the Muse. Wu Na, FrozenCloud, and the others all sat down with red eyes. Even Little Ye Tian joined them.
"The third day of Chinese New Year! Let's begin our Imperial City Adventure! "AV pulled Chang Zhengxiong, Xiao Wang, Looking At Each Other and Fang Ci over.
"I'll be waiting for you guys at the train station at 10 in the morning. Be on time. Remember to bring more money. The service fee for the Imperial City Adventure is three times higher. There are a lot of people who come out to work during the winter vacation. Last year, I played a striptease game with a second-tier idol. Even though I lost everything in the end and didn't even wear my underwear, I had to use Qing Gong to go back home." Xiao Wang reminded.
"So, you're the pervert who reported on the fifth day of Chinese New Year last year?" Looking At Each Other did not know whether to laugh or cry.
"Alright, alright. That's not the main point. Let's have a toast. Cheers! Third day of Chinese New Year!" Chang Zhengxiong turned around and looked at Fang Ci who was speechless. "Going on an adventure is not going to the crematorium. It's a group activity. Be happy. Little Fang, don't worry. I won't tell Little Tong that I have a picture of you wearing a bra in my phone. It's even a big hologram."
"… …" Fang Ci was speechless.
"What's an adventure?" Lin Liang's sudden appearance stunned everyone. Lin Liang saw that Chang Zhengxiong didn't know how to address him, so he said, "Just call me Brother Liang."
"Brother Liang, have you ever been to a café where maids with A-rank and above can simulate girlfriends?" AV straightened his back like a master.
"Never been there, never heard of it." Lin Liang shook his head.
"Then let's go on an adventure together on the third day of the new year. In life, it's always good to broaden your horizons. It's also fate that we can sit at the same table. Remember to bring enough money to go dutch!" Xiao Wang's words made Lin Liang nod his head slightly. It was indeed so. The years passed by, and the will passed by. Thus, they withered and fell. Many of them did not receive the world. They stayed in the hut in sorrow. What could they do? He had also warned Zhan 'er in the past, "Thank you for your trouble, Brother Wang."
"You look like someone with a family, right?" Xiao Wang asked curiously.
Lin Liang was stunned for a second and nodded his head slightly.
"No wonder. Although you're a little weird, your temperament is extraordinary. Your wife must be pretty, right?" AV started to gossip.
Lin Liang did not know whether to laugh or cry, "In the eyes of the secular world, she's still far from being pretty."
"Do you have a picture?" Chang Zhengxiong was curious too. Looking At Each Other, Fang Ci's interest was piqued too.
Lin Liang took out a piece of paper from his suit. It was a sketch of an ugly woman. They gasped and stared at Lin Liang in disbelief.
Lin Liang did not mind. He took out his feather fan and shook his head, "Having an ugly wife at home is like having a treasure. You guys won't understand this kind of happiness …"
As soon as he finished his sentence, Xiao Wang, Chang Zhengxiong and the others shuddered and took a few steps back, leaving a few meters of empty space between them.
"I thought he was just a little weird. Now, I'm sure he's a pervert with weird tastes. He even drew the picture himself. I can't take it anymore. I'm having goosebumps." Xiao Wang mumbled.
"Most importantly, the person in the picture is probably drawn by his imagination. That's why she looks like this. Disgusting …" AV nodded his head and shivered too.
"Having an ugly wife at home is like having a treasure. Actually, if you think about it, it's full of life philosophies …" Looking At Each Other's words, the others looked at them strangely and angrily. They then shut their mouths. "…"
"At first, I thought it was just a generation gap. Now, it seems like it's a huge gap …" Chang Zhengxiong stared at Lin Liang with his arms crossed.
"That's not the point. I'm just worried that he might do something so disgusting that we'll be blacklisted." Xiao Wang's words gave AV an idea. "For example, he could ask a girl to dress up as an ugly auntie and play games with him while dancing in the square with a BGM. Just thinking about it makes me excited …"
"You're the one who's a pervert." Chang Zhengxiong was speechless.
His voice was neither too loud nor too soft which made Lin Liang feel awkward. It's been a while since young people talk to each other. I feel like I can't catch up with them anymore. "Everyone, see you on the third day."
"Shh shh. Lower your voice. Just remember." Looking At Each Other reminded. Lin Liang was confused but he still nodded and returned to his seat.
At the same time, Naked Uncle was standing on the stage happily. He opened his windbreaker and activated Mammoth Ambush! A warm feeling swept across the entire night market.
"Quick, pray! Naked Uncle is giving us his blessings! "
"Oh God, please bless me to be gang-raped by 3-10 girls next year. Please."
"Oh God, I hope that my husband will become Panty Uncle when I wake up."
"Shameless bastard! How dare you steal my wish! Take this! "
"You think I'm scared of you?! Have a taste of my heel! "
"Oh God, oh God, I hope that you can help my mother recover faster."
"I always lose when playing mahjong. Grandpa Elephant, please give me a chance to be a thirteen year-old!"
"Chu Shi Biao is so hard to memorize. It's all Zhuge Liang's fault for being too long. Oh God, please shorten it to 20 words."
Lin Liang's hands trembled when he heard the child's wish. How could it be my fault?! He waved his feather fan!
"Eh? I know how to recite it now. I can even recite it backwards! I can't forget it no matter how hard I try. It's so disgusting. If I knew that my wish could come true, I wouldn't have allowed it. I hate it! "The kid was happy at first. Then, he started to feel disgusted. In the end, he kneeled down and shouted," Naked Uncle is so magical! "
The veins on Lin Liang's forehead twitched slightly. Meditate, meditate. Meditate, meditate. Meditate, meditate.
"Little Tong, come on up! New Year's Blessing for you! " Naked Uncle's words made Little Tong run up to him. He reached out his hand to feel the energy of the God Elephant and showed a blissful expression, "I hope that everyone can be happy in the coming year. I hope that everyone can live happily every day under the protection of the elephant …"
"Boom!"
Huge fireworks shot up to the sky. The fireworks bloomed in Flasher Uncle's Elephant Ambush Pose, shining beautifully in the night sky.
"Saintess! Saintess! "
"Saintess! Saintess! "
"The saintess of our Holy Elephant Sect has been born! Everyone, please make your second wish! "
Fang Ci looked at his sister and the fireworks in the sky with melancholy, "Am I the only one who thinks that this city is weird?"
"Be content." SpyingBlade also stared at the elephant's firework.
"That's because you don't have a sister," Fang Ci's words made Looking At Each Other sigh, "You don't have a wife too, right?"
The two of them looked at each other and sighed.
AV's, Xiao Wang's and Chang Zhengxiong's voices could be heard from behind.
"I feel that they are about to kiss. Should we tell Sister Qian?" Xiao Wang said.
"Shh, let's take a screenshot first. Don't disturb them," Chang Zhengxiong said.
"I'm your brother but I'm gay. I feel that they have peeked at my backyard," AV waved his hand.
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