"Even … Even if you say so …" Xiong Ji still did not give in. He said sincerely, "The thief BEARS _ EYE is really not me!"
He had to admit that as a criminal who easily exposed evidence of his crimes, his acting skills were worthy of praise.
"That's enough, Xiong Ji Kun …" Feng Bujue showed an evil smile. "The notes on the card have already betrayed you …" He paused. "If I'm not mistaken … Hehe … That criminal notice card just now, you asked your neighbor Mr. Wang to write it for you, right?"
Brother Jue's ability to trick people was superb. He had a set of corresponding methods to deal with targets of all kinds of IQ and personality. Now, he used a set of effective methods to deal with people like Xiong Ji. He pretended to be very confident and said a set of wrong inferences. He had to speak quickly and confidently.
He understood that in this kind of funny universe, as long as the atmosphere during the exchange reached a certain subtle critical point, it would lead to …
"Nonsense!" Xiong Ji replied loudly. "I wrote it myself with a pen in my left hand!"
Slap!
"Slap your face!" Before Xiong Ji's voice died away, Xiao Tan flapped his wings.
"I'm sorry …" Xiong Ji, who had been coerced into confessing and slapped in the face, knelt down. "Please forgive me … Strange robbers … Crime previews … It was all because I watched a few episodes of Detective Tadpole on TV … No matter what … I just sent a card, I didn't … Ugh …"
At this moment, Feng Bujue used the "gorilla strangling" to clamp down on Xiong Ji and interrupted, "Don't avoid the important when you're explaining the problem …"
"Ah … I'm going to die …" Xiong Ji's expression was painful, and his voice was hoarse. "I can't … Breathe …"
A few seconds later, Brother Jue let go of him, "Hmph … Trash with a combat strength of only five …"
"Haa … haa …" Xiong Ji knelt on the ground and panted. "So … so painful … I think I saw the Three Roads River just now."
"Haha … Aiko The Penguin is waving at you from the other side of the river." Brother Jue smiled darkly as he continued.
"Wh … What …" Xiong Ji's expression changed again. He was shocked. "Why did you suddenly mention Aiko The Penguin …"
"What do you think?" At this moment, Xiao Tan had a vague idea of Brother Jue's strategy, so he put on a stern expression and said to Xiong Ji, "Do you think … we'll just let the matter of Aiko The Penguin go?"
"Eh?" Xiong Ji's face was orange (because his skin tone was like that), and his whole body trembled as he replied, "What … What are you talking about? The murderer … the murderer who killed Aiko The Penguin was obviously Ape … "
"Ape Ji?" Brother Jue interrupted. "Ha!" He laughed dryly. "Don't forget, the person who made Ape Ji the scapegoat through inference …"
Xiao Tan continued, "… It was the two of us."
"We knew from the beginning that you were the murderer." Feng Bujue put his cat face in front of Xiong Ji and said in a low voice, "So … you'd better be smart …"
Xiao Tan added, "If we can arrest the innocent Ape Ji, we can also arrest a criminal like you."
"You … Why are you doing this?" Xiong Ji's face was filled with fear as he stammered.
Slap!
"Slap your bear face!" Feng Bujue also slapped him. "Don't ask questions without permission!"
"I'm sorry …" Xiong Ji immediately knelt on the ground and replied respectfully, "Lord Mao Tarō, Lord Sun Tarō, please enlighten me …"
"Even the way you address me has changed …" Xiao Tan thought to himself. To be honest … The speed at which this perverted bear lost his moral integrity made him gasp in amazement.
A few seconds later, Brother Jue gave Xiao Tan a look. Then, he squatted down so that his eyes were level with Xiong Ji's and said, "Listen carefully, Xiong Ji …"
At this moment, Wang Tanzhi and everyone who was familiar with Feng Bujue should know that … Brother Jue's brainwashing was about to begin again.
"From a criminal's point of view, you're too lousy." Brother Jue sneered. "As a perverted gentleman, don't you think it's too embarrassing to be arrested all the time?"
"Lord Mao Tarō … What do you mean?" Xiong Ji asked tentatively.
"Let me teach you …" Feng Bujue said, "The ultimate skill of how to get away with it …"
"Damn … So this is your purpose …" Xiao Tan couldn't help but cast a contemptuous look at Brother Jue. The corner of his mouth twitched as he thought to himself, But … Just like Tu Mei's' stare, 'Xiong Ji's' brainless self-detonation 'and' idiotic crime 'are basic characteristics of his character … Can it really be corrected? "
"Is … is there really such a skill?" Xiong Ji looked expectantly at Brother Jue and asked.
"Haha …" Feng Bujue showed a very provocative and bewitching smile. "As long as you listen to me and do as I say, I can guarantee that you can continue to commit crimes and won't be arrested again."
"Hey … Is it really okay for a protagonist to say something like that …" Xiao Tan finally couldn't help but complain. "You'll be a bad influence on the innocent and kind children and teenagers."
"Innocent and kind are adjectives that are better left for the fictional heroines in Korean dramas. The people who are reading this book don't have any moral integrity at all." Feng Bujue replied calmly. "The lives of those guys … When they reach the end, they must see some embarrassing scenes flashing before their eyes." He paused for a moment and said, "As a protagonist, do you think it's easy for me to stay in this kind of story for sixteen chapters? Other protagonists eat and drink well, kill bosses, devour treasures, and have dozens of beautiful harems with different personalities. They live a life of debauchery … Even Kuruma Rokuro (the fictional detective in the Japanese drama "33 Minutes Detective") has a beautiful assistant … But me … I can only take a bird with me and a good-for-nothing with a bear face. Plus, there are still seventeen chapters to go … "He stared at Xiao Tan." In this kind of situation, you're still criticizing my way of doing things, don't you feel ashamed? "
"I'm sorry … I was wrong …" Xiao Tan lowered his head and showed a sympathetic and guilty look.
"Very well, let's get back to business." After Brother Jue finished lecturing Xiao Tan, he turned his head again and looked at Xiong Ji. "So … Xiong Ji Kun, since you've already released the crime notice, it's just right … Tonight, you'll act under my guidance …"
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