"Ah? Duel? "Ceng Liang was still staring with his dead fish eyes as he calmly looked at Ba Jiao.
"That's right! Let this bird-like student be the referee! "Ba Jiao pointed at Xiao Tan and said.
"I'm a falcon …" Although he felt that it was fine to say it, Xiao Tan still corrected him.
"Then … It's finally time to teach this complacent disciple a lesson …" Ba Jiao ignored the duo's reaction as he continued speaking. In the next second … he took off his shirt.
His kimono was a one-piece kimono. As there was a belt around his waist, even if he took off the clothes on his upper body, it wouldn't fall off.
"Ultimate Profundity …" Ba Jiao stood up with his arms bared and his legs spread apart. Then, he raised his hands and extended his palms parallel to his forearms. Following that … he was like a crab waving its pincers. He swung his arms up and down and said with a constipated expression, "Take this! Matsuo Thousand-Armed Guanyin! "
"Isn't it just two hands …" Xiao Tan looked at this fellow's display and felt helpless.
"Hahaha … You must be shocked." Ba Jiao smiled smugly as he looked at Ceng Liang. "This move … uses the high-speed movements of the hands to create layers of afterimages and transform into the appearance of the Thousand-Armed Guanyin …"
"He already said that he only has two hands …" Ceng Liang replied coldly.
"Eh? There aren't more hands? "Ba Jiao was taken aback.
"No …" Xiao Tan replied in a very certain tone.
When Ba Jiao heard this, he swung his hands even faster. "Then what about this?"
"It's useless …" Xiao Tan gave an even more thorough rejection.
"Is that so … Is that so …" Ba Jiao muttered thoughtfully as his hands gradually slowed down. "Then … Forget it …"
With that said, he put on his clothes again in a split second. He revealed an expression of inspiration and said, "Got it! Let's use haiku to determine the victor! "
"Isn't this turn of events too sudden!" Xiao Tan was shocked. "Say … If you move your hands at the same speed as when you put on your clothes, you might be able to create an afterimage!"
"Heh heh heh …" Banana once again ignored Xiao Tan's words and changed into a gloomy expression. He said in a terrifying tone, "The rule is … From now on, all the conversations between Ceng Liangjun and I have to be carried out in a 5-7-5 format …"
"So you're the one who set the rules …" Xiao Tan muttered. "I thought I was the referee …"
"Alright! Let the match begin! "Banana didn't let Xiao Tan finish his sentence as he interrupted loudly.
On the other side, Ceng Liang was as calm as ever. He quickly said, "I say, Banana (5), what are the things you like to eat (7)?"
"I love to eat sea urchins," Banana blurted out almost without thinking.
After the two finished talking, silence descended …
About five seconds later, Banana flew into a rage out of humiliation and shouted, "Not yet! I haven't lost yet! "
"Uh … As the referee, I should be the one to decide if you lose …" The corner of Xiao Tan's mouth twitched as he continued, "But to be honest … With such an obvious outcome, is there really a need for a referee …"
"Now that things have come to this …" Banana still ignored Xiao Tan and stubbornly rushed to Ceng Liang. "… We can only swim! Let's decide the victor with swimming! " He pointed to the side. "Let's compete in that small river over there. Whoever swims to the boulder upstream first will win!"
"Alright," Ceng Liang replied calmly.
"Eh?" Xiao Tan wasn't worried about the young and strong Ceng Liang, but … Banana was really unreliable. "That's too much of a stretch! Banana! "He also looked at the river." The river's current is very fast! "
"Cut the crap!" Banana pulled Xiao Tan's wings and headed straight for the river. "I want to compete!"
…
Two minutes later …
Wang Tanzhi, Matsuo Banana, Kawai, and Ceng Liang … arrived at the river.
Although they were in a town, such a small river still existed. As it was connected to the city's sewage pipes, the river water wasn't considered clean, and the current was rather fast.
"Cut the crap. Let me call out for you to get ready!" Just as the three of them stood by the river, Banana impatiently walked to the front. "Everyone, get into position …"
Before he could say the word "position," one of his feet had already stepped into the water. In less than half a second … his entire body slid down as he inexplicably shouted, "Let's go out!"
"Let's go out?" Xiao Tan repeated in bewilderment as he watched Banana … get washed away by the water.
"Ah! The water's rushing! " Banana, who was instantly swept away by the current for more than ten meters, finally revealed a look of panic. "Wait a minute … What the hell is this? I can't swim anymore! I'm not playing anymore! Yi … Hee … "
Seeing this scene, Ceng Liang, who was standing on the shore, still said to Xiao Tan in a lukewarm tone, "Do you see that (5)? Matsuo Banana is in the river (7). He's been washed away (5)."
"Why are you leisurely over there! Your master has been washed away by the water! " Xiao Tan roared, "Also … Why are you still using 5-7-5 sentences!"
…
Fifteen minutes later …
Two kilometers downstream.
"We've walked so far and still haven't seen any trace of him. Where did he wash to …" Xiao Tan muttered as he walked beside Ceng Liang.
"The riverbed downstream has become shallow. He'll probably stop somewhere." Compared to Xiao Tan, Ceng Liang's attitude was even colder. It was as if he was a stranger who had been washed away by the water … No, it should be said that … he was worse than a stranger.
Before the two of them could finish their sentence, a light green figure appeared in Xiao Tan's line of sight.
His Falcon Vision was now very powerful, allowing him to see things very far away. Therefore, he could tell at a glance … that it was the lower half of Banana's body that was stuck in the riverbed.
To make a long story short, with Xiao Tan and Ceng Liang's combined efforts, Banana quickly came out of the river.
"Banana … Are you alright?" Xiao Tan asked as he looked at the disheveled Banana.
After coming ashore, Banana was sprawled on the ground covered in water. He looked like he was about to collapse. "Thanks to you, I was saved …" He paused for a moment before explaining, "My head was caught by a rock on the riverbed. That's why I was floating with my feet in the air."
"I say … Banana." Xiao Tan said, "You proposed a swimming duel and ended up being washed away by the water … It's already embarrassing enough. Don't expose such disgraceful details …"
"Nonsense!" Banana was energized after catching his breath. "I, Haiku Sage Matsuo Banana … jumped into the river to protect the village downstream. I used my proud muscles to withstand the rapids …"
"This is obviously bullsh * t. Is this also a part of The Legend of Banana?" Xiao Tan narrowed his eyes as he replied.
However, Banana's nonsense didn't stop because of this. He continued, "However … when my disciple, Ceng Liangjun, saw this scene, he became jealous of the handsome Matsuo … Shuai Wei for short … So he …"
"Shut your bear face!" Ceng Liang slapped Banana to shut his mouth.
"From the looks of it, your method is still effective …" Xiao Tan said.
"Of course," Ceng Liang replied.
"Damn it …" Banana was still unconvinced as he stood up with a whoosh. "Listen up … There's still the final duel …"
"You still haven't given up …" Xiao Tan held his forehead and shook his head.
At that moment, he only hoped that he could quickly end this side mission to prevent himself from suffering any indelible mental damage.
"Heh heh heh …" The confidence in Banana's smile was unimaginable. "That's right … At the very end … Let's use our handsomeness to determine the victor!"
He suddenly turned his head and pointed at Xiao Tan. "Student, as the referee, this match … You have to make a good decision!"
"Eh? Do you still remember that I'm the referee … "Xiao Tan was taken aback." Speaking of which … I didn't have the chance to make a decision previously. "
"Are you ready? Ceng Liangjun! " Banana took half a step back and looked at Xiao Tan. "Sa ~ Student, between me and Ceng Liangjun, who is more handsome? Please tell me with your conscience! "
"Ceng Liangjun." Xiao Tan's answer came very quickly.
"You f * cker …" Banana jumped up from the ground. "What the f * ck!" He yelled as he charged at Xiao Tan.
"Oh? What's going on? A battle? " This time, Xiao Tan was indeed caught off guard. He originally thought that this amusing script wouldn't trigger any battle, so he wasn't prepared …
However, Banana grabbed Xiao Tan's collar and pressed him to the ground. Then … he reached his other hand into his hair and began to sprinkle dandruff …
"Feel the wrath of the Haiku God! Snowy Dance of the Nine Heavens! "Banana shouted the name of the move.
At that moment … Xiao Tan was deeply shocked.
Looking at the dandruff floating on his face, he was speechless. He didn't want to resist because … He felt that it was too cruel to be serious with such an amusing person.
"Sigh … Forget it …" At that moment, Ceng Liangjun sighed. "Consider it my loss."
"Eh?" Banana heard this and immediately stopped what he was doing. "Really? Then I'm a romantic and handsome Shuai Wei? "
"Ah … Yes, yes …" Ceng Liangjun said weakly. "Romantic Shuai Wei."
"What? In the end, I won!" Banana instantly put on a harmless expression and stopped his Snowy Dance of the Nine Heavens. He took out something from his pocket and placed it in Xiao Tan's hand. "In any case, thank you, student …"
Before he finished, he pulled Ceng Liangjun away and waved at Xiao Tan from afar. "Bye-bye!"
"Side quest completed.
Special Scenario Extra Reward: Banana Mulberry's Ma Fei Doll
When Xiao Tan recovered, the two had already walked away, and the system audio stated that … the 'thing' that Banana stuffed into his hand before he left was the reward for this mission.
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