"That's why … our actions are clearly just acting." Sanzang took over from his two disciples and continued confidently, "Actually, the truth is very simple... the three of us don't really like Ba Jie, so we've always wanted to chase him away. But this guy is too slow, so he didn't realize our ill intentions at all... So, we pretended to want to eat him up, and brazenly showed it in front of him, hoping to scare him away. "
"After a period of preparation, this morning... our plan finally succeeded," Wukong said quickly. Wukong quickly continued, "At the stream, we approached Ba Jie step by step, acting as if we were going to eat him. That idiot finally got scared, turned around, and ran away, never to return. "
"Now that I think about it... that anonymous police call was most likely made by Ba Jie himself, right?" Wu Jing added, "After he was chased away by us, he vaguely sensed the truth. Holding a grudge, he used this method to take revenge."
"Haha..." Sanzang laughed arrogantly, "Do you understand now? Mister Police Officer, there's no such thing as an 'incident' here. Even if there is, it's just a 'false police report' incident, and the culprit is not us. "
"Hmm... that makes sense." At this time, Tu Mei's sharp gaze had returned to normal. She rubbed her chin and said, "In this sparsely populated outskirts, the probability of there being a witness nearby when the crime was committed is very low. Also... it's strange to report an incident anonymously. "
"See, even that little girl with 'terrible eyes' said so." Sanzang pointed at Tu Mei and said to Inunosuke, "Can we go now?"
"Mm..." Inunosuke nodded slightly, seemingly hesitant.
"Ha!" Suddenly, Brother Jue laughed loudly and looked at Inunosuke, "Police Officer Inunosuke, do you really believe what they said?" This was not a question at all, so he did not wait for Ba Jie to answer. He turned to Tu Mei and said, "And Tu Mei Chan, as a detective, is it really okay to let a guilty person go just like that?"
"What the..." Hearing this, Sanzang, Wukong, and Wu Jing all looked at Brother Jue.
Sanzang immediately gritted his teeth and glared at Feng Bujue, "I say... that kid who looks like a cat... you've been up to no good since just now, what's the meaning of this?"
"Cut the crap, you baldy!" Feng Bujue put one paw on his waist and pointed at Sanzang, "Do you think you can get away with it?"
"That does seem to work …" Xiao Tan could not help but grumble internally. "Haven't the two of us helped Xiong Ji escape punishment three times already?"
"What! You despicable brat! How dare you call me bald! "Sanzang shouted in a frenzy." This old monk's hair is shaved, it's not shed! "
"Why would you care about that kind of thing..." Wu Jing said coldly, "In the end, you all become bald..."
Before he finished speaking, Sanzang had already waved his arm and pointed at him, "If you want to talk about baldness... That Kappa over there is the real baldy!"
"Hey! Kappa was born with this hairstyle! " Wu Jing, who was still calm, suddenly changed his expression and shouted at Sanzang, "From Kappa's point of view, my hair is still very thick!"
"You obviously care about it too... and this kind of sophistry is too childish..." Wukong narrowed his eyes and looked at his two companions. His red scarf was already messed up in the wind.
"Shut up! You stinky monkey! " The next second, Wu Jing turned to Wukong and said, "You are obviously a monk too. Why are you the only one with hair all over your head? It doesn't make sense no matter how you think about it! "
"Ah... after you reminded me..." Sanzang also turned to look at Wukong, revealing a covetous look, "Even Bajie is bald... why is a stinky monkey like you an exception?"
"Because I'm a monkey, you bastard!" Wukong said in shock, "Isn't it natural for a monkey to have hair all over his body?"
"You don't have to explain..." When Sanzang said this, he had already taken out a razor from somewhere. "There's no time to lose... I'll help you get rid of the Three Thousand Strands of Worry now!"
"Hey... what are you doing?" Wukong panicked, and his face was filled with horror.
"Wu Jing, help me catch him!" Sanzang saw that Wukong was about to run, so he quickly called for his teammates to help.
Wu Jing's movements were indeed fast. Before his master could finish speaking, he had already clamped down on Wukong's hands from behind.
"Stop... stop!" Wukong struggled and shouted, "Bastard! You two baldies are actually on the same side and attacking the same person! "
"Officer, you saw it all, right?" Seeing this scene, Feng Bujue walked over to Inunosuke's side expressionlessly and said, "Facts speak louder than words... These three guys are born with serious violent tendencies. They will draw their swords and fight over the slightest thing. Moreover... they don't care if the other party is their partner at all. Or rather... the more they are partners, the more they have no scruples... "
"Hmm..." Inunosuke nodded and said, "That makes sense..."
At this time, Tu Mei's eyes became sharp again. "As expected of Mao Tarō, he easily exposed their true nature. Otherwise, we would have all been fooled."
"Ah! So scary! Violence is the worst! "Miao Mei covered her eyes and screamed.
Xiong Ji walked over and said, "Miao Mei -chan! Don't be afraid, come into my arms... "
"You'd better know your place …" Xiao Tan was quick to react. He leaped forward and blocked Xiong Ji's path, stopping the latter's suicidal attempt before it was too late.
On the other side, when they saw everyone's reaction, the master and disciple trio panicked again.
"Hey... Wait, we are just..."
"We are just fooling around..."
"Yes... That's right, we are always fooling around like this."
But this time, Inunosuke wouldn't give them another chance. He stepped forward and took out the rope. "Alright, if you have anything to say, follow me to the police station."
"Wait a minute!" Seeing this, Wu Jing, who was the calmest among the three of them, was still struggling. "Officer, no matter how suspicious our words and actions are, it doesn't make sense to arrest us just based on an anonymous phone call and presumption!"
"Hmm... Well said!" Sanzang was excited again. "Where is the evidence? Where is the decisive evidence? "
"You guys!" At this moment, the wretched Xiong Ji stepped forward with a righteous face and shouted, "What evidence... I have hundreds of arrest experience, and I have never made such a request! Facing the result of arrest calmly is a real gentleman! "
"Where did this naked bear come from?"
"He has been there since just now."
"He seems to be a pervert... Have we been taught a lesson by a pervert..."
It seemed that even the three of them didn't care about Xiong Ji.
"The three of you... Don't be too arrogant..." At this moment, Tu Mei suddenly stepped forward and stared at them with a scary look. "How dare you look down on Xiong Ji Kun's rich arrest experience..." She was murderous. "Hurry up and kneel down and apologize to me."
"I'm sorry... I shouldn't have been born."
"I'm sorry... I'm really sorry for breathing the same air as you."
"I'm sorry... Please forgive my rudeness and give me a chance to be a pervert."
They knelt down neatly, and uttered these three sentences almost simultaneously.
"Of course, that stinky bear's words are just the lamentations of a pervert. It's not a point of view worth agreeing with." A second later, Tu Mei changed the topic. "Evidence is indeed very important..." As she said this, she took a few steps to the side and stopped in front of the white horse. "Mr. Horse, may I ask if Ba Jie was attacked by the three of them?"
"That's right. They ate Ba Jie," the white horse replied straightforwardly.
"What the —" Sanzang and his disciple were shocked. "So you can talk!"
"Cats, dogs, rabbits, and bears can all talk. Monkeys and Kappa can also talk. Why can't I talk?" the white horse asked in a matter-of-fact tone.
"Tu Mei Chan, the domineering Famous Reasoning," the low voice of the narrator inexplicably whispered into the ears of the two players.
Then, Tu Mei snapped her fingers. "Yo! The case has been successfully solved! "
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