Facing Tu Mei's sharp eyes, Xiong Ji said incoherently, "Could it be … no … this is …"
"Where did you steal it from, you pervert?" You perverted bear. "Tu Mei looked at her phone in disgust and said to Xiong Ji from the corner of her eyes.
"Don't … don't call the police! This is my own thing. " Xiong Ji replied, "Is there a law that says I can't wear my own bra outside?" He frowned and put on a serious expression, "Besides … although I'm a pervert, I'm not a pervert! You're actually comparing a pervert and a pervert, it's really unbelievable! Even if I'm a pervert, I'm just a pervert who's labeled as a pervert! "
Tu Mei broke out in a cold sweat. Her mouth twitched, and she said, "So … isn't that the worst kind of scum …" She curled her lips, "But … since you're wearing a bra that you bought yourself, it means that there's no victim, which means … this is not an incident."
"Yeah, yeah!" Xiong Ji replied.
Feng Bujue and Wang Tanzhi also chimed in, "That's right, that's right, as long as you bought it yourself, there's no problem!"
"How could there be no problem …" Tu Mei continued, "Indeed, this isn't an 'incident', but … as a man, walking around in public wearing a bra is undoubtedly immoral, I still want to call the police …"
"Tu Mei Chan, although what you said makes sense …" Xiong Ji interrupted in a deep voice, "But … if you're called to the police just because you're wearing a bra that you bought yourself, don't you think that the world has already lost the so-called personal freedom?"
"The public security regulations exist to restrict the freedom of perverts like you." Tu Mei held her phone and smiled, "Besides … I just like to call the police, can't I?"
"I beg you, please stop!" Xiong Ji added, "Every time you call the police over such trivial matters, it's like … you can't show your underwear except in the bathroom and at home!"
"Isn't that obvious …" Xiao Tan was shocked as he listened to this god-like conversation. He thought to himself, "What is the world in your perverted brain like?!"
"Enough! Xiong Ji! "At this time, Feng Bujue had already taken action." You f * cking shut up! "He cursed and pulled off Xiong Ji's bra.
"Ha!" Xiong Ji was startled when he saw this, but he only let out a cry and did not resist.
"Alright." Brother Jue took the pink bra and turned to Tu Mei and Miao Mei, saying, "He has already taken off his bra." He pointed at Xiong Ji and said, "It's summer now. It's normal for a boy to carry a backpack without clothes on his upper body."
"Hmm … since you said so, Mao Tarō …" Tu Mei thought for a moment and put down her phone. Then, she looked at Xiong Ji and said, "How about this … I won't call the police for the time being. Today, I'll observe your behavior and attitude during the outing. If you're honest and serious, I won't send you to the clinic. "
"Eh? Clinic? "Xiong Ji asked curiously," Isn't it the police station? "
…
Thirty minutes later …
The five of them headed north, and before they knew it, they had already walked a few kilometers.
"Brother Jue …" Xiao Tan, who had excellent eyesight, seemed to have noticed something. He quietly turned sideways and whispered to Feng Bujue, "At eleven o 'clock, about 1.2 kilometers away, there's a group of people gathered together …"
"Roger that." Feng Bujue responded, then continued, "That's most likely the 'crime scene'. Don't tell anyone about it. Let's get closer and see what's going on." When he said this, his eyes were fixed on Xiong Ji, who was in front of them. It seemed that … he was more worried that Xiong Ji would be caught red-handed for committing a crime.
After walking for a while, they soon arrived at the vicinity of the "group of figures".
"Ah! It's Police Officer Inunosuke, "Miao Mei said as she looked in the direction of the group of people.
As Inunosuke was wearing a police uniform, and his fur was white, even animals with poor eyesight could recognize him from afar.
"Oh! Did something happen here?! "Xiong Ji said excitedly.
"Let's go and take a look," Tu Mei said.
So, before Brother Jue and Xiao Tan said a word, everyone was already heading in that direction …
At that moment, there were a total of four "people" and a horse standing on the grassland.
The horse was a white horse with a saddle.
The "people" were the following four …
The first one was the familiar Police Officer Inunosuke; the second one was a bald monk wearing an orange cassock; the third one was a human-faced monkey spirit with a red scarf around his neck and a golden headband; the fourth one was a hippopotamus spirit with green skin and wearing a blue ancient costume.
When he got close, Feng Bujue got a good look at the faces of these people.
At that moment, his balls hurt even more …
"So, it's you guys …" Two seconds later, Brother Jue lowered his head and held his forehead. He thought to himself, By the way … you guys are from the same universe as Xiong Ji … So, the sun and the universe are interconnected …
Before Feng Bujue could catch up with the terrible situation, Tu Mei had already stepped forward to talk to him, "Police Officer Inunosuke, what happened here?"
"Oh, it's Tu Mei Chan," Inunosuke turned around and looked at the five children, "Something happened here."
"See! Tu Mei Chan, it's really something! "Xiong Ji said.
"What kind of thing is it? Police Officer Inunosuke. " At this time, Feng Bujue also walked forward and put on a serious expression. He asked, "If it's convenient, tell us. Perhaps we can be of help."
"Oh, oh!" Xiong Ji cheered, "We can see the long-awaited reasoning duel between famous detectives again!"
"If the murderer isn't you … It should be more like a duel …" Xiao Tan whispered.
"Hmm …" On the other side, Inunosuke thought for a few seconds and looked at Tu Mei and Brother Jue. "This morning, the station received an anonymous call. The informant said that he witnessed a murder. The crime scene was about ten kilometers away from here by a stream." He paused, "According to the informant's description, he saw a human, a monkey, and a kappa attack a pig together. Then, they fled west with a white horse." Then, he glanced at the three people behind him. "So, I followed them on foot and happened to meet these three people …"
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