"What … what's wrong …" Wang Tanzhi squinted at his Brother Jue and asked.
"Not bad …" Brother Jue said, "I haven't seen you for a few days, and you've already learned how to reason?"
"What are you talking about?" Xiao Tan replied loudly, but the next second, he lowered his voice again. "Well … although you're calling me a bird now, I really can't refute that …"
"Haha …" Feng Bujue shrugged and smiled. "Actually, I wanted to say … Xiao Ling seems to have taught you a lot …"
"Hehe … it's okay …" Xiao Tan turned his head and smiled shyly, scratching his face with his wings.
Feng Bujue looked at Xiao Tan with his dead fish eyes and said, "The sour smell of love on your body has triggered the true energy in my body. I suggest you adjust your expression, or I'll have to use Meow Sect's Qigong."
"Meow!"
Just as they were talking, there was a sudden scream from the other end of the classroom.
"Tsk … again?" Feng Bujue looked in the direction of the scream.
He saw Miao Mei crying as she ran to the back row with a letter in her hand.
"Tu Mei Chan!" Miao Mei ran to Tu Mei's desk and said, "A bad stalker wrote me a letter!"
"What did you say?" Tu Mei looked at Miao Mei and asked with concern.
"Ah!" Xiong Ji, who was sitting next to Miao Mei, also came over and said with concern, "How could he do such a thing to my favorite Miao Mei! Unforgivable! "
"Well … every time this guy says something like this with righteous indignation, I'll have a 'Could it be that he really didn't do it this time?' Feng Bujue looked at Xiong Ji and grumbled softly, "But … the merciless reality has dealt heavy blows to my beep again and again, causing me to be in so much pain."
"After all, this is the world of comedy …" Xiao Tan also lowered his voice and said, "Xiong Ji's behavior is the biggest problem …"
Before their voices trailed off, Bunny Mei had already taken the letter from Meow Mei's hands. She opened it before her eyes and read aloud, "To Meow Mei … I'm going to sneak into your room tonight ~ Huhuhuhuhu ~ Xiong Ji."
After reading the letter, Tu Mei put it down quietly and took out her phone …
"Wait!" Seeing this, Feng Bujue immediately roared and stepped forward to stop Tu Mei.
"What's wrong? Mao Tarō? "Tu Mei asked.
"I want to confirm …" Brother Jue said, "Tu Mei Chan … Are you going to call the police?"
"Yeah," Tu Mei replied. "Of course, I'm going to call the police."
"Calling the police so recklessly before we have a clear picture of the situation …" Feng Bujue's expression turned serious. He looked directly into Bunny Mei's eyes and demanded, "… is that really a good idea?"
"Oh?" Tu Mei looked suspicious. She raised her head and continued, "Isn't the truth of this case obvious enough?"
"Humph …" Feng Bujue was waiting for that sentence. He squeezed out a low chuckle from between his teeth and said, "Looks like … the famous detective Bunny Beauty is not that great after all …"
The next second, before Tu Mei could say anything, Xiong Ji said in his usual comic book narration tone, "Wh … What! How dare he say such provocative words to Tu Mei Chan … This man … Who is he … "
"He's just a peeping tom and a violent man." Tu Mei's tone was calm as usual. "His attitude is quite arrogant."
"Erm …" Feng Bujue couldn't refute the way she addressed him. After all, he was the one who had confessed to the crime yesterday.
Fortunately, Tu Mei did not continue her human (cat) body attack. She continued, "Then tell me, what other problems do you have with this case?"
"Hmph …" Feng Bujue sneered and raised a finger. "The first problem is the signature of this letter."
"What's wrong with the signature? Isn't it Xiong Ji? " Tu Mei didn't even look at Xiong Ji. She said nonchalantly, "Isn't it normal for him to do such perverted things?"
"Eh?" Xiong Ji looked aggrieved and said, "No … I'm not a pervert … Although I occasionally feel inexplicably excited when I show my lower body in public, I'm not a pervert. Even if I were a pervert, I would be a gentleman with the title of a pervert … "
"Hey … The case here hasn't been solved yet. Don't take the initiative to expose public nudity …" Even Xiao Tan couldn't stand it anymore. "We're trying our best to help you get out of this situation …"
"Okay, let's not talk about things that have nothing to do with this case." Feng Bujue interrupted them and said to Xiao Tan, "Sun Tarō, if Xiong Ji continues to talk nonsense, you'll slap his face."
"Yes," Wang Tanzhi answered seriously and immediately cast a sharp look at Xiong Ji.
Under the "Gaze of the Falcon," Xiong Ji couldn't help but take a step back. He didn't say anything for the time being.
"Listen carefully, Tu Mei Chan." As Feng Bujue spoke, he naturally took the letter from Tu Mei's hand. "As a detective, when dealing with a case, you must consider all the details … You can't be blinded by appearances." He raised the letter and smiled. "Let me ask you … Is there a stalker in this world who is stupid enough to write his real name on a harassing letter?"
"Hmm …" Tu Mei said thoughtfully, "If there is … then it would be Xiong Ji."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk." Feng Bujue wagged his finger, and he clicked his tongue wickedly. "Bunny Mei-chan, don't prioritize individual cases … At a moment like this, we should at least consider … those hypotheses that have a higher probability of success."
Puji —
As Brother Jue spoke, he slammed the letter on the table, but because of the paws on his paws, it didn't make a sound. "Take the peeping case I committed yesterday as an example. Since I could imitate a dog barking to disrupt the search, then this time the culprit … Why couldn't he add Xiong Ji's name to the letter to frame me?"
"So, it was you who did it." After listening to Brother Jue's words, Tu Mei responded expressionlessly. She picked up her phone again and was ready to call the police.
"Hey, I was just using myself as an example to analyze the problem for you! How did you come to this conclusion? " Feng Bujue quickly stopped her. "And … You are too good at dialing with one hand. Do you like to call the police that much? "
"Yes." Tu Mei admitted without hesitation. "One of the reasons I became a detective is because I like to report cases."
"Let's figure out the case first before calling the police!" Feng Bujue roared.
"Okay." Tu Mei closed her phone again. "Go on."
"Second question …" Feng Bujue looked at the letter again. "Speaking of which … Was this letter really sent by a stalker?" He poked the letter a few times with his paws. "Something like 'I am going to sneak into your room tonight' could also be written by a thief, right?"
"Huh?" Hearing this, even Xiao Tan was stunned.
"This kind of thing is very common." Feng Bujue spread his paws and said, "Like the Strange Thieves, Chicken Virtue, the Cat Face Sisters, and so on … Don't everyone like to send a warning letter before they take action?"
"Which dimension are the two groups of strange thieves you are talking about …" Xiao Tan's soul of disgust was obviously stirred up again.
On the other hand, Bunny Mei seemed to have accepted this setting. "It does seem to make sense … but what's with the 'huff huff huff' sneakily written in the trailer?"
"It means that they are determined to get it," Feng Bujue replied without hesitation.
"I see." Tu Mei nodded and read.
"She actually believed it!" At this moment, Wang Tanzhi's Wang Tanzhi had already fallen to the ground.
"Hmm … Am I right?" Feng Bujue laughed and said, "Compared to … a sexual harassment letter written by Xiong Ji, a theft notice written by a strange thief pretending to be Xiong Ji disguised as a sexual harassment letter is obviously more logical, isn't it?"
"This is the logic of being fed to a dog and then being eaten by the dog twice, right?" Xiao Tan complained fiercely mentally. "Let's just abbreviate it to 'Er Gou Yi Luo'!"
"I understand …" Tu Mei looked at Brother Bujue and said, "It seems that you are not just a simple voyeur and violent man. The famous detective of Beast Elementary School, Mao Tarō, really lives up to his reputation."
"Haha … You flatter me." Feng Bujue smiled slightly and rubbed the hair on his head.
"Then, let's deal with it as a theft case." Tu Mei turned to look at Miao Mei. "Miao Mei -chan, you have to cooperate with the police tonight to catch the strange thief." Then, she picked up her phone again and called the police.
"Huh?" Miao Mei was confused. "Even if you say that … there is nothing in my room that would attract the attention of the strange thief, right?"
"Miao Mei -chan." Feng Bujue's face was tense as he quickly moved to stand before Miao Mei. "To protect the justice of the law and punish these despicable thieves … don't mind the details."
"Ah … Er … Okay," Miao Mei answered blankly.
"Successfully disrupted the investigation of the 'stalker letter' incident.
"Additional 200 Skill Points for special scenario.
"Increased Xiong Ji's Hatred Toward you by 2%."
At that moment, three consecutive system announcements entered the ears of the two players. However, the content that they heard was different. Xiao Tan's Skill Points reward was 50 points, but Xiong Ji's Hatred Toward him had only increased by 1%.
"Three days later, in the afternoon."
Just as Feng Bujue was wondering … what kind of setting was Xiong Ji's Hatred Toward him, the scene before his eyes changed.
It was another sudden change, and Brother Bujue and Xiao Tan appeared side by side on the school field.
"This is so f * cking tiring …" Feng Bujue took a deep breath. "This is so much more tiring than normal reasoning …"
"How come I feel like this is just nonsense?" Xiao Tan added.
"Oh?" Feng Bujue glanced at him from the corner of his eyes and revealed a wicked smile. "Okay then … I won't say anything for the next case. You'll be the one to 'talk'."
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