Lie Xiaohuo was already trembling all over.
This is bullying!
This is blatant bullying!
These three, one is your nephew, one is your disciple, and the last one is your disciple's wife …
No matter how respectful they are to you, no matter how much they treat you, isn't it only natural?
Don't talk about calling you uncle, even if they call you father, you won't find it strange!
But what about us?
We are of the same generation as you, okay?
This bastard is using this as a pretext to make a fuss. Are you done yet?
Zuo Xiaoduo obviously didn't know what was going on. He laughed and said, "Aiya, what a big deal. When I see your parents in the future, don't I have to bow to them too? This is very normal. "
Bow to them???
Lie Xiaohuo and the others looked at Zuo Xiaoduo and cursed in their hearts. You are indeed your father's son!
Wasn't this genetic inheritance too good?!
Lie Xiaohuo and the others looked at Zuo Xiaoduo strangely. They really wanted to beat this brat into meat paste.
Holy shit, are you really that innocent, or are you just pretending?
Bow to them … What are you thinking?
We were just bored and came to visit Boss's godson on his behalf. But after we came, one thing got worse than the other.
First, we sent our own spies back. So many years of hard work from sending spies all turned into water.
Then, we lost an Ice Soul and even ten percent of the resources from the spatial ruin …
In the end, everything was over. We came to have a meal, but we ended up being a generation younger than them?
We really met a ghost today!
And we met two of them at once!
The four of them were so regretful that their intestines were turning green!
Then why did we come this time? To eat chicken?
You Xiaoyu was laughing so hard that her intestines were about to break, but her face was serious. She frowned and urged, "Lie Xiaohuo, Bing Xiaobing, Kong Xiaodan, hurry up and greet Uncle Zuo and Aunt Zuo!"
Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo also hurried them.
Zuo Zhanglu and Wu Yuting were waiting with a kind look on their faces …
Lie Xiaohuo was about to explode. His entire body suddenly turned red. Xue Xiaoluo hurriedly held him down and shook her head.
Are you crazy?
Was he going to send him back to complete his transformation?
What's more, do you want the whole continent to know that we've lost so much?
You may be shameless, but I am …
Xue Xiaoluo forced a smile and said to Wu Yuting, "This … Although we look young, we're actually not that young … You see …"
As he spoke, he winked at her.
She tugged at Wu Yuting's sleeves with both hands and shook them … with a pleading look on her face.
Wu Yuting sighed, thinking that it was about time to force Lie Huo and the rest to such a state.
Wu Yuting said gracefully, "Dad, forget it. The children are not young anymore … Besides, his wife is planning to give me something …"
Xue Xiaoluo was dumbfounded. Who … who said I was going to give you something?
But who would dare to say no now? Wu Yuting was pleading for them. If they said no … then they would definitely be called Uncle Zuo and Aunt Zuo today!
Obviously, this was the price to pay for pleading.
After Wu Yuting finished speaking, he looked at Xue Xiaoluo.
Xue Xiaoluo hurriedly nodded like a chick pecking at rice.
I'll give whatever you say. Let's get through this first!
Of course, Zuo Zhanglu didn't want Lie Huo and the others to call him uncle. He knew in his heart that even if he forced the four of them out tonight, they would never call him uncle.
So this was just a strategy to ensure that he had the upper hand!
Now, he clearly understood that he was already in control of the universe. Let's see who dares to provoke him?
Let's try?
"Hahahaha …"
Zuo Changlu let out a long laugh. "I'm just joking, just joking. Hahaha, you've come to my place. Don't be shy, don't be shy. Come come come, let's eat. "
Lie Huo and the rest finally let out a long sigh of relief.
Oh my god … I almost had a brain hemorrhage just now …
"I have to exercise my responsibility as the host."
Zuo Changlu was natural and generous. As he spoke, he lovingly gave Lie Huo a piece of chicken kidney. "Red hair, eat more of this. This is good. It's good for your kidney. I originally wanted to say that you're young and don't know how to control yourself. Since you're old and experienced, I won't say much. Look at your bent back now. Don't try to be brave in everything … You're a man. When it's time to say no, you have to say no. "
Lie Huo stuffed the chicken kidney into his mouth and chewed hard. His expression was ferocious as he chewed very hard.
Nourish your sister!
You're the one with a weak kidney!
You're the one with a bent back!
You're the one who can't do it!
Your whole family can't do it!
"Xiaodan, you have to eat more of this."
Zuo Changlu gave Kong Xiaodan a piece of chive. "This is good. This can strengthen your sex drive. Look at your physique. When you grow up, it'll be difficult to find a wife … Take this while you're still young. "
Kong Xiaodan stuffed it into her mouth and chewed loudly. She imagined that she was chewing Zuo Changlu!
You're the one who needs sex drive!
Your whole family needs sex drive!
The old and the young all need sex drive. Make sure you're strong!
"Hahaha, Xiaobing, come, come …"
Zuo Changlu picked up a piece of chicken heart. "As the saying goes, what you eat is what you nourish. It's just right for you to eat. "
Bing Xiaobing stared at him. Are you saying that I'm stupid?
Looking at the chicken heart on the plate, Bing Xiaobing closed her eyes and swallowed it.
I'm not chewing!
I'm going to eat it raw!
One day, I'll swallow you whole, just like how I swallowed a chicken's heart, you son of a bitch!
Zuo Changlu picked up another piece of fish eye for You Xiaoyu. "Xiaoyu, you've done well. Your Aunt Zuo and I have to think highly of you now."
You Xiaoyu almost slid under the chair.
Please don't think highly of me. I'm scared.
Looking at the huge fish eyes on the plate, which seemed to be staring at her, You Xiaoyu started to tremble.
"Eat, eat," Zuo Changlu called out to Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo. "You two eat. It's too far for me to reach. I won't give you any more food. "
"Thank you, Uncle Zuo." Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo thanked him in unison. Right now, only the two of them could eat without worry.
Then Zuo Changlu raised his cup. "You're at my house. Let's raise our cups together. Tonight is unforgettable. Don't forget tonight …"
Lie Xiaohuo and the others had been wanting to drink for a long time. They hurriedly raised their cups. They finally started drinking. Damn, they raised their cups twice and didn't drink a single mouthful.
Your son raised it and put it down. In the end, he told us a story …
They were about to drink.
However, Zuo Zhanglu laughed heartily, and put down his glass. His laughter was very joyous. "Speaking of which, I shouldn't have laughed. But, I can't laugh without talking about it. Your names remind me of a story. A very interesting story. I can't help but spit it out …"
"Pfft …"
You Xiaoyu almost spat out the fish eyes she was chewing. She started to choke.
Lie Xiaohuo and the others held their cups, despair written all over their faces.
What are you doing now?!
"Don't be in a hurry to drink. Don't be in a hurry to drink while listening to this story. Otherwise, you'll choke."
Zuo Changlu laughed very happily. "This is a story about a rich man's treat. It's very interesting and creative … Hahaha, I'll live on this joke for the rest of my life. Let me tell you."
This time, even Zuo Xiaoduo couldn't help but choke. Li Chenglong lowered his head and hurriedly put down his cup. He laughed so hard that his entire body rippled. If he didn't put down his cup, the wine would definitely spill.
Lie Xiaohuo and the others were in despair. Damn … this was really a family tradition.
So forcing him to call him uncle was to pave the way for this? The older the ginger, the spicier it was. This Zuo Changlu was much more cunning than his son …
Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo were also trembling, but they forced themselves to hold it in. Yun Xiaohu even played the role of the supporting actor. "Uncle Zuo, what's the story? How interesting and creative is it? "
Zuo Changlu looked at him with admiration and said, "Once upon a time, there was an unusually generous person. Because he had more poor friends, there were more people who went to eat at his house. This couldn't be helped. It's like this when you're rich. As the saying goes, the poor live in the downtown area and no one cares, but the rich have distant relatives in the deep mountains …"
Yun Xiaohu said, "Uncle Zuo's words are full of life philosophy and worldly sentiments …"
Lie Xiaohuo and the others had a splitting headache. They even wanted to die.
As expected!
As expected!
F * ck, did they have to listen to this f * cking story again?
When Zuo Xiaoduo was telling it, they could still play dumb and act dumb. But now … it seemed like they couldn't anymore!
Their statuses were completely equal, and the other party even surpassed them …
If they were asked, "Young man, you came to my house to eat. What did you bring for me?"
That would be really embarrassing.
On the other side, Zuo Changlu smoothly told the story, and Yun Xiaohu skillfully played the supporting actor — how could he not be familiar with it after hearing it just once? With Li Chenglong's example, Yun Xiaohu, who had been here twice, would be unreasonable if he didn't praise him to perfection?
Even Zuo Changlu was surprised. Why was this disciple's brain so good today? He wasn't usually this quick-witted.
When he got to the part where he said, "This poor friend is young and has just found a wife. It's a young man, so everyone calls him young man …"
Lie Xiaohuo suddenly stood up, his face solemn and stirring as he said, "About this, I'm ashamed to say that I took the liberty to visit this time. I really don't have anything with me … Luckily, I suddenly remembered that I brought some gifts for Student Zuo Xiaoduo before I came … I almost forgot."
Bai Xiaoduo curled her lips. "You have the nerve to say that. You 'almost forgot'? Haha, if my master didn't come, you really would have forgotten, right?"
Zuo Changlu frowned and said, "I don't accept gifts." He said, "Lie Xiaohuo, sigh, you don't have to be like this. I'm just telling a story. I'm not talking about you …"
Zuo Changlu said, "You can't take it too personally. This is the life principle that I've summed up over the years. "
Lie Xiaohuo choked on his anger.
I really want to spit on your face!
If I don't stand up and turn myself in now, you're going to point at my nose and start scolding me. You're still talking about me!
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