The couple looked at the poem, and even their mental fortitude was immediately thrown into disarray.
They were speechless.
"This is my son's life goal. He's so promising …"
Wu Yuting's jaw dropped.
What the hell was this?
Zuo Changlu's expression was also interesting.
After a long time, he sighed and said, "This … is also a kind of state …"
After a long time, Zuo Changlu put his arm around Wu Yuting's shoulder and muttered, "It turns out that we made a wise decision to adopt Nian Cat back then!"
Wu Yuting's mouth twitched. Her face darkened. She muttered, "Look at your son's poem … The reason he cultivated and improved was all to catch up with Nian Cat?"
Zuo Changlu's face darkened. "This obsession is not light. Nian Cat is not that easy to catch up with …"
"This … is really …" Wu Yuting was speechless. She pointed and said, "He can conquer the world in his dream, but when he wakes up, he's still a god … What does that mean?"
"Well, he's fighting wars in his dream and being a high-ranking official in the world. When he wakes up, he feels that it's meaningless, so he continues to be an idle fish …"
Zuo Changlu smacked his lips and explained.
Wu Yuting covered her forehead with her hand. She looked like she was seriously injured as she walked out of the study.
The couple felt that their outlook on life and values had suffered a huge blow today and just now.
"Now we can only hope that he won't surpass Nian Cat for a long, long time."
Wu Yuting said with deep emotion, "It's lucky that we didn't let them get married early. Otherwise, I'm afraid that this kid would really have no desires. A wife, a child, and a warm bed would probably be his life's greatest ambition …"
Zuo Zhanglu nodded solemnly this time.
He sighed and said, "But I have to say that he's really open-minded …"
Wu Yuting frowned and looked at Zuo Changlu unkindly. 'What did you say?'
Zuo Changlu sighed again and said, "He's really angry …"
Wu Yuting snorted. "There are only ten days left until the parent-teacher conference. Call Nian Mao over. Ask her if she's free tomorrow and check her cultivation progress."
Zuo Changlu thought for a while and said, "Okay."
Both of them were confident.
Zuo Xiaonian would definitely come.
"Mom, Dad, the room is ready." Zuo Xiaoduo came in with a head full of enthusiasm. "It's getting late. You guys should get some rest. You must be tired after such a long journey … Let's talk tomorrow."
Seeing his parents in the study, Zuo Xiaoduo instinctively had a bad feeling. The study was not a place to stay at night, and the room closest to the study seemed to be …
Moreover, this poem …
Wu Yuting smiled faintly. She reached out and twisted Zuo Xiaoduo's ear, pulled it over, and pressed it in front of her. "There's no hurry to sleep. Explain this poem. What does it mean? Explain it clearly! "
She squinted and said in a strange tone, "I didn't expect my son to be such a literary giant. He can even compose poems. His literary talent is remarkable. He's overflowing with talent! "
Zuo Xiaoduo covered his ear with a painful expression. "Ouch, ouch, ouch …"
Wu Yuting glared at him. "Keep pretending. You don't look like it at all. Look at you now. Even if I use a kitchen knife, I can't cut you. It hurts when I twist your ear. Other than being a literary tycoon, you want to be a Best Actor … Say it!"
Zuo Xiaoduo grimaced and made up his mind. "Mom, didn't you prepare everything for me …"
Wu Yuting was stunned. "What did I prepare?"
Zuo Xiaoduo looked grateful. "You must be my biological mother. You've prepared everything for me … I haven't even been born, and you've already prepared a wife for me …"
"Bah!"
Zuo Changlu turned his head and spat.
Wu Yuting was dumbfounded.
Zuo Xiaoduo had an expression that said, "I won't let you down." He said passionately, "So, as a son, of course, I don't dare to refuse a gift from an elder … From now on, Nian Nian Mao will be my dear wife and your dear daughter-in-law. I must make sure she's filial to you … Don't worry, if she doesn't listen to me, I'll beat her up. She won't dare to disobey you!"
Wu Yuting's pretty face gradually twisted. "You … You …"
His skin was really … She was speechless.
He was even more thick-skinned than his father!
"I just said that when you were young … Besides, it's not like you're willing. Why would Nian Nian like you? Do you think you can do whatever you want just because you're a literary giant and an award-winning actor?! You're a liar! "Wu Yuting began to attack.
"Mom! She's not willing … Is it up to her whether she's willing or not? "Zuo Xiaoduo attentively massaged Wu Yuting's shoulders.
"Your words are more useless than anyone else's."
Wu Yuting said, "That's not necessarily true. I have to think for Nian Nian. You're my son, and she's my daughter. If you're really not a talent, I won't force you to marry her. I'm not afraid to tell you the truth. Back then, you still couldn't enter the Dao. I really didn't want to marry Nian Nian to you …"
Zuo Xiaoduo was glib. "Mom, that was then, and now is now. Haven't I already entered the Dao? And I'm doing so well. My progress is so fast and so good. Think about it, think about it carefully. If Nian Nian marries someone else, she won't be by your side in the future … Maybe, you won't be able to see her for a few years, or even decades. Can you bear to?"
Wu Yuting thought about it and realized that this kid's words made sense. If Nian Nian was separated for a long time, she really couldn't bear to part with her. She was just like a little puppy.
Zuo Xiaoduo continued to massage her shoulders. "Mom, think about it again. You've raised the two of us for so long. It won't be good if either one of us isn't in front of you, right? When you're old, Nian Nian and I will both be in front of you. We'll be happy … We'll have a lot of grandchildren, and they'll jump around you … Okay? "
Wu Yuting was suddenly fascinated. Subconsciously, she thought of the scene described by Zuo Xiaoduo. Suddenly, she felt that at this point in life, what else could she ask for?
After all, it was an unimaginable and extravagant scene that she couldn't even dream of. It was real!
However, Wu Yuting was a cultivator with extraordinary wisdom. She immediately regained her clarity and said, "Bah, bah, bah … What do you mean by jumping around in front of me? Do you think it's a puppy or a kitten? "
Zuo Xiaoduo said with a drooling face, "Oh, it's a puppy and Nian Nian's child. Isn't it just a puppy or a kitten … Why do you care about these details? There's something wrong with your concern, hehehe …"
Wu Yuting frowned and began to ponder.
Zuo Xiaoduo was delighted. He added fuel to the fire with his glib tongue, "Besides … If Nian Nian marries someone else, it's hard to guarantee that she won't be bullied. This girl looks strong, but in fact, she doesn't like to talk. She keeps everything in her heart. Isn't it too easy for her to be bullied? "
Wu Yuting felt that Zuo Xiaoduo's words seemed to make sense …
"As for me, I'm definitely looking for a wife. But who knows what kind of temperament my future wife has? If she's bad-tempered and fights with me, she won't be polite to you. I'll be bullied by my in-laws … I'll be at odds with my future wife … Then, I'll definitely ask for a divorce or something …"
Zuo Xiaoduo frowned and said worriedly, "It's said that mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are born to be incompatible. What if the daughter-in-law doesn't like you, or you don't like her … There'll definitely be a conflict between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, right? Of course, I'll be on your side. But what will the other party think? They'll think that I'm a mommy's boy, a chauffeur. It won't last long! "
Then, he cheered up, "But if it's Nian Nian, not to mention that you two definitely won't be incompatible, even if there's a problem, she'll only vent her anger on me. You two won't have any conflicts. Do you think this makes sense?"
Wu Yuting thought in the direction that Zuo Xiaoduo said … She thought about it again and again. The conflict between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, the son being bullied by his in-laws … She had to be careful. If it was Nian Nian, she really didn't have to worry about anything.
"When the time comes, I'll have to take care of my in-laws, and Nian Nian will have to take care of my in-laws … Think about it, how troublesome it will be!"
Zuo Xiaoduo frowned and said, "But it'll be different if Nian Nian marries me."
"How will it be different?"
"Think about it. First of all, the conflict between husband and wife will be gone all of a sudden. Even if there is, it will definitely be the three of you holding me down and beating me up together. How would I dare … "
Zuo Xiaoduo said, "Then, the conflict between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law won't exist. Even if Nian Nian becomes your daughter-in-law, she's still your daughter. If you don't like her, you can still teach her a lesson. Unlike other people, you can't beat them up, right?"
"Also, my in-laws are you and my dad, and my in-laws are also the two of you … How much trouble will this save?"
Zuo Xiaoduo tried his best to describe the grand blueprint. "Think about it, think about it carefully. You can hit and scold your daughter as you want, but when she becomes your daughter-in-law, you can still hit and scold her as you want. It'll save you from being like other people. There's so much fake politeness and it's all tricks, right?"
"Besides, when the time comes and you have a child, your grandparents will still be your grandparents … If you want to be a mother-in-law, you can be a mother-in-law. If you want to be a mother-in-law, you can be a mother-in-law. If you want to be a grandmother, you can be a grandmother …"
"You don't have to worry about anything. You don't have to worry about your daughter marrying far away, and you don't have to worry about your son being abused by your daughter-in-law … Look, isn't this life like a god's?"
Zuo Xiaoduo was eloquent, twisting words and arguing based on reason. He described everything in an incomparably beautiful and extravagant way.
Wu Yuting nodded continuously. Obviously, she had already been convinced by Zuo Xiaoduo.
"So, Mom, please give me Nian Nian the cat."
Zuo Xiaoduo smiled cheekily. "What's the saying again? Don't let the fertile water fall into the fields of outsiders. That's a wise saying!"
"Okay!"
Wu Yuting nodded. "I'll give it to you!" Then, she waved her hand generously.
"Thank you, Mom!" Zuo Xiaoduo was overjoyed. He couldn't close his mouth.
He turned to Zuo Changlu. "Dad, Mom has already made the decision. You won't have any objections, right? Mom has always had the final say in our family! Even if you have objections, it's useless. "
Zuo Changlu glared at him.
You don't even treat me as a unit, do you? Even if your mom has always had the final say, you don't have to say it so clearly …
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