"The story goes like this …"
Zuo Xiaoduo described the story vividly. "Once upon a time, there was an unusually generous person. Because he had many poor friends, many people went to his house to eat. This was something that couldn't be helped. Rich people are all like this. There are too many people who want to take advantage of him. As the saying goes, the poor live in the city and no one cares, while the rich have distant relatives in the mountains. "
Li Chenglong: "Uncle, this is really well said. One sentence describes all the forms of life. It's really knowledgeable. "
Zuo Xiaoduo: "In the beginning, when these poor friends went to the rich's house to eat, they would more or less bring something, so it could cover their faces … The rich naturally wouldn't care about what their poor friends brought … because no matter what they brought, it wouldn't be worth as much as a meal in their own house. So, they didn't care. "
Li Chenglong: "This is benevolence and righteousness. The so-called character, the so-called persistence, the so-called moral integrity, all of these are undoubtedly manifested in this rich man."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "Swollen is right. My father said the same thing at that time."
Li Chenglong: "Uncle and I are heroes who think alike."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "But this rich man also has a family. If it was just once, twice, three to five times, or even eight to ten times, his family wouldn't say anything. But after a long time, his family couldn't help but have some complaints."
Li Chenglong: "This is human nature. If it were me, I wouldn't be able to stand it either. And then?"
You Xiaoyu, Yun Xiaohu, and Bai Xiaoduo all held back their laughter.
Lie Xiaohuo, Xue Xiaoluo, Kong Xiaodan, and Bing Xiaobing's faces were dark.
At this point, if they still couldn't guess what this guy wanted to do, their IQ would be very low.
Zuo Xiaoduo became more and more excited as he spoke. "So this rich man beat around the bush and said that it was an honor for my brothers to come to my house for a meal. I shouldn't have said anything … but next time when you come, help me bring something, even if it's just an egg … that's still an honor, isn't it?!"
Li Chenglong said, "And then?"
"This group of friends didn't respond, so the rich man said … How about this, I'll hold a banquet at home tomorrow night, and I hope that everyone can come. Let's gain some face and have some fun. "
"Then, the next day, before night fell, the rich man was already waiting at the door."
"Because his wife made a bet with him that your friends would definitely come empty-handed. The rich man said, I don't believe it. Madam said if you don't believe me, let's make a bet. "
"The couple really made a bet. In the rich man's opinion, he had already made it so clear that he would definitely win this bet. He wanted to taste the taste of victory early, so he simply waited at the door."
"So, at around 6: 30 pm … my friends finally came."
Zuo Xiaoduo laughed and said, "I won't hide it from you guys. My arrival time is basically the same as yours."
"Pu!"
Bai Xiaoduo immediately burst out laughing. She laughed so hard that her body trembled.
The faces of Lie Xiaohuo and the others were so dark that it was impossible to look at them.
Bing Xiaobing gritted her teeth and said, "And then?"
Zuo Xiaoduo laughed and said, "When the rich man saw that, ah, his first friend really came. So he went up and asked …" Li Chenglong said, "They came really quickly."
Zuo Xiaoduo said, "His friend is actually quite young, and he just found a wife. Their relationship is quite good, so he brings his wife everywhere he goes. Even when he freeloads, it's the same."
Li Chenglong said enviously, "Even such a miser can find a wife … I'm really envious. However, I'm afraid that woman is blind … "
Lie Xiaohuo and Xue Xiaoluo's faces were as dark as the bottom of a pot.
Zuo Xiaoduo said, "This friend's looks are very outstanding. He's smooth and shiny. Don't girls like this kind of Bai face the most? What's so important about it? Yes, because he's young, everyone usually calls him young man. Yes, young man for short. "
Lie Xiaohuo took a deep breath.
Li Chenglong said, "Hey, do you even need to say it? Just tell us how he asked. "
Zuo Xiaoduo turned and looked at Lie Xiaohuo. "The rich man asked, 'Young man, you brought your wife to my house for a meal. What did you bring for me?'"
"Hahahahaha …" You Xiaoyu slapped her thigh and was overjoyed. Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo were convulsing with laughter.
It was really too satisfying!
Lie Xiaohuo grabbed the drumstick in his hand and suddenly felt that the drumstick was no longer fragrant. It was tasteless, as if he was chewing rotten wood.
Li Chenglong hurriedly played the role. "What did the young man with his wife say?"
Zuo Xiaoduo said, "This friend is really a wonderful person. He said that he came to my brother's house as a guest, and I brought a white cloud and a cool breeze for him …"
Li Chenglong turned and said to Lie Xiaohuo, "What a poetic scene. What a wonderful person. He clearly didn't bring anything, but he could still say it so pretentiously … What a talent. If not, how could he do what others can't?!"
Lie Xiaohuo's cheeks twitched.
Xue Xiaoluo pinched her husband's thigh.
It was so embarrassing for her to be with you today!
Lie Xiaohuo swore in his heart. The more you mock me, the more I won't give you anything. What else can you do other than say it out loud …
Li Chenglong laughed. "And then?"
Zuo Xiaoduo said, "Then the rich man had no choice but to let the two of them in … He continued to wait, and then the second person came. As long as a friend brought a gift, the winner would still be him."
Li Chenglong said, "The second person also has a story?"
Zuo Xiaoduo said, "Yes, it's even better than the first person. This friend's family is very poor. He's a pauper, but he's also very good-looking. He's even more handsome than the previous young man. The skin on his face is so smooth, like a freshly peeled egg …"
Kong Xiaodan was speechless as she touched her smooth face.
Zuo Xiaoduo continued, "… So, everyone likes to call him Little Egg, or Little Egg."
Li Chenglong was enlightened. "I see. How did he ask the second question? "
Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head and said to Kong Xiaodan, "The rich man asked, 'Little Egg, what did you bring to my house for dinner?'"
"Pfft, pfft …"
The Left and Right Heavenly Kings and Bai Xiaoduo laughed like crazy. Yun Xiaohu didn't have to worry about Zuo Xiaoduo taking care of him anymore. He was much better than him.
This guy could definitely make a dead person jump up and down in his coffin.
Kong Xiaodan's eyes widened, and her face turned red.
Too mischievous! This bastard!
Boss, what kind of godson did you take in?
Even Lie Xiaohuo and his wife, who were very depressed just now, burst out laughing.
People, if they were the only unlucky one, they would be very angry because it was hard to get rid of the depression.
But when they saw someone else with the same bad luck as them, they instantly felt better and had a way to vent their depression.
They would even find it very funny — Lie Xiaohuo and his wife were like that now.
Li Chenglong: "How did this Little Egg answer?"
Zuo Xiaoduo: "This Little Egg said, 'Brother, I don't have any money. My family has no money to spare, and I have nothing on me. I can only bring you White Clouds and Clear Wind … "
Li Chenglong: "But the guy in front already brought him."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "So the rich man said the same thing. Little Egg was a little embarrassed, so he said, 'I really don't have anything, I only brought two balls …'"
"Pfft …"
The two women blushed and covered their mouths, while the five men tilted their heads and spat out a mouthful of wine on the ground, laughing so hard that they couldn't stop coughing.
Li Chenglong also almost spat out his wine.
After coughing for a while and calming down a little, he asked, "And then?"
Zuo Xiaoduo: "Of course, the rich man also let him in. After all, he brought two balls … So the rich man continued to wait for the third person. As long as the third person brought something, he still didn't lose …"
Bing Xiaobing's expression changed.
Li Chenglong: "What's so special about the third person?"
Zuo Xiaoduo: "The third person was a little pitiful. Not only was his family poor, but he was also sick all year round. So, everyone called him Little Sick."
Li Chenglong shook his head: "Poor guy."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "After waiting anxiously, Little Sick finally came. Then the rich man went up and asked. "
Li Chenglong: "What did he ask?"
Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head and said to Bing Xiaobing: "…"
At this moment, Lie Xiaohuo, Kong Xiaoyun, Xiaohu, Xiaoyu, Bai Xiaoduo, and Xue Xiaoluo all said to Bing Xiaobing at the same time: "… The rich man asked, 'Little Sick, you came to my house to eat, what did you bring me?'"
Bing Xiaobing was speechless.
Out of all of them, it seemed like he was the only one who brought something, okay? Although he lost …
Zuo Xiaoduo said with a straight face: "Silence."
Li Chenglong: "How did this Little Sick answer?"
Zuo Xiaoduo said, "This little sickly one is much more practical. He replied, 'Big Brother, I only have this pair of shoulders that still have some strength, so I carried my head over for you …'"
"Hahahahaha … He brought you a head …"
Everyone at the scene laughed like crazy.
Bing Xiaobing's face darkened for a moment, but he also laughed. This little bastard was really good at mocking others.
In an instant, the laughter shook the sky.
People were so strange. If only one person was mocked in front of so many people, it would be a lifelong feud that would be difficult to resolve. But now that a few people were mocked in succession, everyone took it as a joke and laughed it off.
Although she was still angry, she felt happy after being angry for a while.
Zuo Xiaoduo laughed and then said: "The four of you, haha, it's just a story, a topic of conversation at the dinner table. I'm not talking about the four of you. Don't think too much about it. Let's talk about it, this joke can be laughed at for a lifetime …"
"Pfft …"
You Xiaoyu turned her head and spat a mouthful of tea on Yun Xiaohu's face.
I don't know if others can laugh for a lifetime, but I can laugh for a lifetime …
The others were even more amused.
Lie Xiaohuo, Xue Xiaoluo, Kong Xiaodan, and Bing Xiaobing looked at Zuo Xiaoduo with a strange light in their eyes. They were angry and amused at the same time.
They really understood their Boss's godson now.
This kid seemed to be born with a kind of temperament: cheap!
And this kind of cheap was not the kind that made people want to beat him to death, but the kind that … they only wanted to beat him up viciously, eight times a day!
As long as he was not beaten to death, they would beat him up viciously!
To be honest, he was very different from his father in this aspect. With his father's temper, his opponents only wanted to beat him to death. But this kid was so cheap that people wanted to beat him up again and again, but they could not bear to beat him to death …
These were two completely different realms!
And just as the laughter shook the sky, a car slowly came from outside and stopped in front of the villa.
…
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