"What? Is there such a saying? "
It was the first time that Li Mu had heard of it.
But it made sense after thinking about it.
Otherwise, the six demon-defying clans would not have opened the Gate of Ancient Ancestors in such a hurry to seek annihilation without full confidence. Even if the gods behind them had successfully descended, the six Ancestors and the elites and experts of the various clans had basically all died. The losses could not be said to be not heavy.
Without believers and subjects, the deities would also become water without a source and a tree without roots.
The deities of the six clans had paid a huge price in order to arrive.
If there was a time limit for the opening of the Immortal Palace, it would explain why they forced their way to Earth at all costs.
If they missed the time, they would have to take the next train.
Li Mu guessed that the interval would be very long.
It was so long that even these long-lived ancient deities had lost their patience and couldn't wait any longer.
The old faker said, "I told you that you were betrayed by an immortal, but you still don't admit it. If I'm not wrong, the cyan fox deity, Bi Yan, should be the real mastermind behind the six demon-defying clans' arrival on Earth this time. Your Taoist injury was secretly inflicted by her. It's good enough that you can come back alive. With her, the demon-defying clans still have two key fragments in their hands, and they still have room to bargain … What a perfect plan."
When Li Mu heard that, he instinctively said, "How is it possible? Bi Yan …"
He couldn't finish the rest of his words.
The old faker looked at him and smiled without saying anything.
Li Mu carefully thought about the old faker's words, but he was already inclined to his judgment.
"Is the cyan fox deity really the leader of the six clans this time?"
"Everything is within her calculation?"
"If that's the case, the cyan fox deity's wisdom is too terrifying."
When the old faker saw his expression, he laughed so hard that he almost covered his stomach. "Haha, have you come to your senses? Do you really think that your male charm is so invincible that you can even handle a ten-million-year-old fox spirit? You are still too young and have too little experience in Jianghu. You were betrayed by an immortal, but you still have feelings for her. "
Li Mu's face darkened. "I advise you to be kind."
The old faker laughed even harder and almost rolled on the ground.
"To be honest, I really advise you to be kind." Li Mu gnashed his teeth.
"Look at you, I was just joking with you. Why are you so anxious?" Under Li Mu's murderous eyes, the old faker finally stopped smiling and said, "It's all right. As the saying goes, only gold can be seen after thousands of trials. You will be calm after a few more experiences … Well, well, well, to be serious, you have only one way now. You have to figure out a way to get into the Immortal Palace and find the legendary flat peach."
Li Mu laughed and said, "I don't have any good ideas. The six god tribes and the various branches of the Celestial Court are full of experts. Experts in the middle and high levels of the High Emperor Realm are enough to crush me, not to mention those in the Dao Realm. In the face of absolute power, all schemes and tricks are useless. Besides, they have the help of the organization. What can I do?"
The old faker was taken aback and asked, "Boy, what do you mean?"
Li Mu said, "I've figured it out. In this colorful world, thousands of things have their own destinies. Even Earth, according to the geography books in junior high school, has a lifespan of five billion years. Even if it really collapses and is forcibly demolished, it is its destiny. The destiny of human beings is preordained by God, and the destiny of Earth is also preordained by God … Do whatever you want."
The old faker let out a cry and said, "Humph, boy, are you going to quit?" Li Mu threw back his head and laughed.
Anyway, with my current strength, I can take my friends and relatives on Earth away from here. There are plenty of habitable places in the Ziwei Star Zone. I can build a planet and hide there. I can live a good life like this for the rest of my life. There will be no pressure, no overtime, no mortgage, no rent, and no need to have a second child … I can be free and go to the ends of the earth with my sword. How wonderful it is! Hahaha, damn it, I can't wait to do that. "
The old faker took a look and thought, "Damn it, this little brat doesn't seem to be joking. Is he really tempted?"
"Well, well … Mu, you can't be so selfish. After all, Earth is your hometown …" The old faker said.
Li Mu interrupted him and said, "Hometown? Isn't the place where you live for a long time the hometown is your hometown? Besides, alas, when I was on Earth, I was hurt by the fox spirit. I'm so sad. I want to leave this sad place. "
The old faker said, "I've trained you for so many years …"
Li Mu said, "Trained me to kill pigs?"
"I taught you the secret Cultivation Method because I have high hopes for you …" The old faker said.
Li Mu said, "I've tried my best. But now I was hurt by the fox spirit. My future is cut off. No matter how hard I try, it's useless. I'm already a useless man."
"I …" The old faker said, "I was the one who brought you up. I …"
Li Mu nodded and said, "Well, you're right. Well, I'll take you with me when I leave Earth. I'll take care of you when you're old and die. Anyway, you need to cultivate virtue and practice Buddhist meditation. It's meaningless to stay on Earth. Why don't you come with me and live a carefree life?"
"No, I want to achieve Tao here." The old faker flatly refused.
Li Mu burst into laughter and said, "Old thing, you've shown your fox's tail, haven't you? I've been wondering why you didn't leave Earth when you could. It turns out that you want to achieve Tao here. Is your Tao Source on Earth?"
The old faker was so angry that he pulled off a few strands of his beard and said, "Boy, you've become bad. How can you trick me?"
Li Mu said proudly, "You're also an old faker who has been tested in Jianghu for a long time. You call yourself the Ancient God. Why are you so naive? You've been tricked by me with just a few words. Alas, you're so naive … You want to achieve Tao, and it must have something to do with me, right? Why don't we have a frank talk about why you came to me years ago and why you were willing to bleed yourself to teleport me to space? Don't try to fool me with topics like the demolition of Earth. I won't believe you. "" That's not true.
The old faker was so angry that his nose became crooked. "Boy, you've said so much. Is this your real purpose?"
Li Mu nodded seriously and said, "Yes, yes. Is it really because I'm a one-in-a-million cultivation genius that you adopted me when I was a child and wanted to train me into your loyal subordinate? No, do you want to raise me as a furnace? Or, my parents were actually killed by you. You want me to become an orphan and believe in you. Then, you want to slowly devour the luck of me, the chosen one, to achieve your Tao? Don't look at me like that. It's written in the novels on the Internet. "
"Hurry up and take some medicine." The old faker was so angry that his molars hurt. "I don't have a master like you … Damn it, I'm so angry that I'm muddled. You don't have a disciple like me … My mouth is bald." He raised his hand and slapped himself twice. "Get out of here."
Li Mu burst into laughter. "You're neither here nor there. Then tell me, why on earth?"
The old faker said, "I won't tell you."
"You really won't tell me?"
"No."
"You'd better think it over."
"You brat, it's not that I don't want to tell you. It's just that there are some things that will do you more harm than good if you know them now. Have I ever harmed you all these years? Like those evil and crooked people you mentioned? "
"Yes."
"Get out."
Li Mu finally smiled and returned to the topic. "Well, old man, I won't tease you anymore. You have to help me get a place in the Immortal Palace. Then, I'll go there and find the best magic fruit to cure my Taoist injury. Then, I'll carry on your unfulfilled wish and continue to protect Earth. What do you think?"
"Unfulfilled wish?" The old faker really wanted to kill someone.
Li Mu widened his eyes and said, "Master, what are you talking about? I'm talking about the will, the will in spirit."
The old faker clutched at his heart and said, "Oh, you bastard, get out of here. We'll talk about it after I get a place in the Immortal Palace."
"Haha, that's settled then."
With that, Li Mu hurriedly jumped out of the meditation room.
The old faker rubbed his heart and sat back on the brick bed in a huff.
"Damn it, this boy has really learned to be bad. He was such a fresh and innocent young man in those days. Now, he is even more black-bellied than that silly dog Little Nine. Could it be that he has been infected by that silly dog's black-bellied aura after his awakening … Well, now it seems that I can't run away. I have to stay here for a few more days and do something … The Jade Pool Meeting of the Queen Mother of the West that has been set has to be suspended for now."
The old faker pondered.
"When a son is grown, his mother can't control him."
"I can't control him anymore."
…
When Li Mu came out of the meditation room, he saw Goddess Yunguang standing outside the door with a docile look.
"Eh? What are you doing sneaking around outside? Are you eavesdropping? "
Li Mu said bluntly.
Goddess Yunguang sneered and said, "Eavesdropping? I'm eavesdropping. Is there anything shameful between you?"
"Oh, you're just a little maid, but you're quite tight-lipped." Li Mu was amused. "It seems that you haven't figured out your identity. How dare a maid talk back to your master? Eh? Believe it or not, I'll directly take your virginity. "
"You …" Goddess Yunguang suddenly blushed and fled. "You're shameless, despicable, and obscene."
Li Mu burst into laughter. Looking at her running away in a panic, he said loudly behind her, "Don't say I didn't remind you. We'll have noodles for lunch today. The fried sauce should be sweeter, with onions and cucumber shreds. The noodles should be soaked in water and be ready before 12 o 'clock. Otherwise, the consequences will be severe … I'm not afraid to tell you that my master is an old lecher. He has been drooling over you for a long time. If he casually finds an excuse to do something outrageous to you, no one can save you."
Plop!
The sound of the old faker falling from the brick bed came from the meditation room.
Li Mu hurried away.
After spending the whole morning repairing the protective tactical deployment of the entire Mount Shaozu and Randeng Temple Village, Li Mu slowly practiced boxing in the pine forest.
Sure enough, the eight dragon mark injuries on his spine had affected his cultivation.
When the Zhenwu Boxing reached the eighth style, he felt a sharp pain in his spine, which made it difficult for him to run his strength.
Moreover, in the process of practicing, Li Mu vaguely found that there seemed to be a very strange power in his body. It was hard to control and extremely hidden. Only when he forced the Zhenwu Boxing to the eighth style did the feeling become more and more clear. It was like an undercurrent hidden in a dark river. It surged for a moment, but soon subsided with the pain in his spine.
"What kind of power is this?"
With doubts, Li Mu sat at the table at noon.
Goddess Yunguang stood at the dining table in fear and stared at the old faker as if she was looking at a pervert. She was fully alert and ready to escape at any time, for fear that the old faker was not satisfied with the food she cooked.
"Eh?" The old faker took a bite and was very surprised.
Goddess Yunguang's heart almost jumped out of her throat.
The old faker added, "It's quite delicious."
After the meal, Goddess Yunguang ran away to wash the pots and dishes. Usually, doing this kind of thing was more unacceptable to her than killing her. But now, she felt it was just a gift.
Li Mu smiled slyly.
"Evil people need to be tortured by evil people." He sighed.
The old faker said, "What do you mean? Who is the evil person? "
Li Mu said, "Don't care about these unimportant things … By the way, I found another strange thing." He told the old faker about the strange power in his body.
The old faker examined him and looked at Li Mu with a very strange look. He said, "Did I infer wrong? You were not actually raped by that fox spirit?"
"Ah? What do you mean? "Li Mu was stunned.
"I want to ask you something. You must answer me honestly." The old faker said in a serious tone and looked serious.
Li Mu was also nervous. "Okay."
The old faker said, "That fox spirit … You … Did you sleep with her?"
"I …" Li Mu jumped to his feet with a dark face and said, "Are you done?"
The old faker said, "This body of yours is clearly the power of the Divine Spirit, and it is very pure. It should be of the same origin as your injury. This phenomenon can only occur when you and the Fox Deity had intercourse and used the secret Dual Cultivation Method of collecting Yin to nourish Yang to absorb its Divine Source. Well, boy, I really underestimated you. You actually slept with an old fox that is tens of thousands of years old. Ah hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. You're amazing, why don't you impart some experience?"
Li Mu looked as if he was struck by lightning. He said in disbelief, "Huh? Are you kidding me? "
The old faker said, "Don't lie to me. You really don't know about this?"
Li Mu nodded with a confused look.
The old faker was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly burst into laughter in disbelief. He directly clutched his belly and rolled in the yard, with tears coming out of his eyes. "So … haha, you … you were actually … raped by that 10,000-year-old vixen, no … I should say drugged and raped. Hahahaha, are you trying to make me die of laughter so that … so that you can inherit my Randeng Temple? Hahahaha … "
Boom!
Li Mu felt as if he was really struck by lightning.
"It's impossible."
"How could it be possible?"
Not far away, Virgin Goddess Yun Guang was also staring at Li Mu with an incredulous look on her face. In her shocked expression, there was a hint of gloating.
"This pair of master and disciple are both abnormal."
"I'm really unlucky. I have to be a maid here for a year. It's simply a hell of water and fire."
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