"What?"
Holy Girl Yun Guang was furious.
"That's too arrogant."
"Asking me to be a maid is more horrible than killing me."
The fairy-like beauty also revealed a troubled expression and said, "Senior Yu, Little Cloud, I am the descendant that the Yun Tribe meticulously nurtured …"
The old faker interrupted him directly, "She is qualified to be Li Mu's maid precisely because she is the successor carefully selected by the Cloud Tribe. Otherwise, do you think any Tom, Dick, or Harry can serve Li Mu?"
The beautiful woman was speechless.
"Senior, you are forcing me."
She said with a little resistance.
The old faker said, "What? Don't be so shameless. Back then, Yun Wu Xiang even wanted to be my servant to keep the fire. I didn't even want to take her in … Little slug, think about it carefully. I'll give you a chance to reorganize your words. "
"Well …" The beautiful woman was annoyed, but she dared not to provoke the old faker. She thought about it and said, "Senior, how long is the deadline?"
The old faker stroked his chin and said, "Ah, I almost forgot it if you didn't mention it. Well, this little girl doesn't deserve such a blessing if she wants to stay with Li Mu forever. Well, she can serve Li Mu for a year first. After a year, if Li Mu is satisfied, we can consider extending the term. If Li Mu is not satisfied, then get out of here."
The beautiful woman heaved a sigh of relief.
A year's time wasn't unacceptable.
For cultivators with long lifespans, a year was about one or two hours for ordinary people. There were many experts who would go into seclusion for at least half a year, or even decades or centuries. A year would pass in the blink of an eye, and it wouldn't take too long.
The beautiful woman looked at Holy Girl Yun Guang and said, "Yun, you …"
Holy Girl Yun Guang was anxious. She said, "Master, I don't want to … I'd rather die. I'd rather be his maid than be killed."
"Bastard, don't you listen to your master?" The beautiful woman pretended to be angry, but she was secretly winking at her.
At this moment, she could not be swayed by her emotions.
Saintess Yun Guang knew that no matter how much of a fuss she made, it would be useless.
Was the phantom that appeared beside Li Mu really that scary? Even her master had to lower his head to compromise? She had never seen her master talk to others in such a humble manner.
"Hahaha, don't look so unhappy." At this time, Li Mu also began to 'kick me when I was down'. He said, "With your mediocre appearance and dog-like temper, it's already too easy for you to be my maid. Not to mention other things, your butt is so big, and your chest muscles are too developed. You're not the type I like at all. Speaking of which, I'm the one who has been wronged, okay?"
"You bastard, what are you talking about? You … "
Holy Maiden Yun Guang was furious.
How could there be such a shameless person in this world?
Li Mu grinned.
I'm going to piss you off, you slut.
Suppressing her fury and frustration, Virgin Goddess Yun Guang said, "Li Mu, you're not a real expert. If you're really capable, why don't you subdue the Cloud Tribe with your own strength and force? Then, you can make me your maid."
Li Mu burst into laughter. "There are many ways to win. I'm using one of them. Now, you lowly ugly girl, you should understand what is background and power, and what is lowly and lowly, right?"
"Puff!"
Holy Maiden Yun Guang's pretty face turned pale. She was so angry that she spat out a mouthful of blood.
Those were the words she used to humiliate Li Mu, but they were sent back to her.
The retribution came too fast.
"Senior, you are a master in the world. Aren't you afraid of being laughed at by bullying a junior in this way?" Holy Maiden Yun Guang looked at the old faker again and tried to provoke him.
The old faker grinned. "There is no one else here. Who will laugh at me? Who dares to laugh at me? What's more, in my eyes, you are even worse than a little female bug. How dare you call yourself my junior? "
"Puff!"
Holy Maiden Yun Guang spat out another mouthful of blood.
Those were the words her master used to ridicule and humiliate Li Mu. But now, Li Mu's master used those words on her. "This … is so infuriating!"
The fairy-like beauty's face also turned blue and red as if it had been slapped by a shoe covered in dog shit.
The old faker and Li Mu cooperated so well. It was a complete slap in the face.
Obviously, the old faker had seen everything that happened just now.
In the end, the fairy-like beauty left without looking back.
She didn't dare to stay any longer.
That was because this fish was famous for its strange temper. Back then, it had toyed with the experts of that generation of the Heavenly Court until they wished they were dead. If it was on a whim and came up with some harsh conditions, she would probably be in trouble.
She couldn't afford to offend him.
Holy Maiden Yun Guang stayed where she was, looking lonely and desperate.
Before her master took her away, he secretly told her not to throw a tantrum. That "Senior Fish" was very dangerous and scary. If she disobeyed him, the consequences would be unimaginable. So, he told her to tolerate a little and take it as a trial in adversity. A year passed quickly.
She never dreamed that there would be a day when she would be someone's maid.
Furthermore, it was given to a lowly and shameless mortal.
"What are you waiting for?" Li Mu said with a grin, "Hurry up and massage my back and legs. After so many days of beating, my old bones … Ouch …"
"You …" Holy Maiden Yun Guang instinctively flared up.
Li Mu glared at her and said, "What? A maid should have the awareness of being a maid. You don't want to be a maid, do you? Then get out. I don't want to be a maid. "
Holy Maiden Yun Guang wanted to leave, but she also knew very well that she couldn't.
She gritted her teeth so hard that they almost broke. She suppressed the anger that was about to erupt like a volcano and walked to Li Mu's back. She took a deep breath, and then another deep breath. Then, she put her hands on Li Mu's shoulders and began to massage.
"Ah, use your strength. Didn't you eat?" Li Mu nitpicked, "When you wrapped around me and pinched me, didn't you use a lot of strength?"
"You … Don't go too far." Holy Maiden Yun Guang was about to collapse.
"You have to touch my sore spot."
Li Mu dodged and said, "Forget it. Let you massage my shoulders. It's self-torture. You are so ugly, and you have a bad temper …"
"By the way, old guy, you are finally willing to take action. Then, can I do whatever I want in the Qinling Mountains now?" Li Mu turned to the shadow of the old faker and said, "If you had taken action earlier, everything would have been fine, wouldn't it? I was almost beaten to death. "
"What the hell do you know? I did it for your own good. I did it to train you." The old faker said, "Well, don't talk nonsense. Hurry up and go back to Randeng Temple. Remember to bring that dog back. Let me remind you, it is more famous than you now."
After that, the shadow of the old faker disappeared.
Li Mu turned to ask Holy Maiden Yun Guang, "What's wrong with that dog? What trouble did it cause? "
Holy Maiden Yun Guang lowered her head and gnashed her teeth. "You don't know? It ate my cousin and dozens of senior experts from various tribes. It called itself Dog Emperor, and now it is called Dog Demon in the cultivation world. "
Li Mu opened his mouth wide.
…
Half a day later.
In the camp of Tianxuan Mountain.
When Li Mu came to the gate of the camp, he saw a strange scene.
The tiger spirit, Hooligan, seemed to have imagined himself to be a dog. He was squatting at the gate of the camp in a strange posture, sticking out his tongue and wagging his tail. As soon as he saw Li Mu, he opened his mouth and barked, "Woof, woof, woof …"
"Holy crap."
Li Mu almost thought he was hallucinating.
"This tiger is too f * cking immoral, isn't it?"
Ou Yangfu, Song Changlin, and the others, including Old Wang, rushed out of the camp when they heard the news.
"Woof, hahaha, human pet, you are finally back … They all said you are dead, but I don't believe it. As the saying goes, 'Good people don't live long, but scourges live for a thousand years'. A god of plague like you will definitely not die in ten thousand years. Woof, hahaha."
The stupid dog also rushed out.
A black line appeared on Li Mu's forehead.
"Nothing good comes out of a dog's mouth."
"Come on, come on, have a look at the great territory that I have conquered for you …" The stupid Husky walked out on its hind legs, took off the sunglasses on its nose, and pointed at Tianxuan Mountain, saying, "Hahaha, the others on this mountain have been driven away by me. From now on, it is all ours, haha!"
Li Mu was speechless.
"Is it going to occupy the mountain and become king?"
"What's the use of that?"
However, at the same time, he also felt that the life fluctuation of this stupid dog was much stronger than before. It was as vast as the Milky Way, but the strange thing was that there was no particularly powerful energy fluctuation.
"Woof? What's wrong with this woman? Why is she here? " The stupid dog was surprised to see Virgin Goddess Yun Guang following behind Li Mu. It said, "Human pet, have you been captured by this woman? Don't worry, I'm here to save you. Get out of the way and let me swallow her. "
As it spoke, it opened its mouth.
There seemed to be a black hole swirling in its bloody mouth.
The burst of power at that moment made Li Mu's heart tremble.
"What kind of power is this?"
"Although this stupid dog was greedy before, it didn't have this kind of ability."
Li Mu was startled. He hurried over and closed the stupid dog's mouth, saying, "She's my new maid. Don't make trouble. I just got her. She's brand new inside and out. She hasn't been used much. You can't afford to eat her."
"Your maid?" The stupid dog rested its chin on its forepaws and laughed maliciously. "Then she's mine too. Haha, you over there, come over and comb my hair and rub my belly. Recently, I've swallowed too many experts. I have indigestion and my stomach is not very comfortable."
Virgin Goddess Yun Guang snorted coldly and ignored it.
The stupid dog said angrily, "Human pet, you maid don't know the rules. You don't give me any face at all. Just let me swallow her. Recently, I've swallowed a little men. If I swallow a woman, Yin and Yang will be balanced, and maybe my stomach will not feel uncomfortable."
"Go away." Li Mu said to Old Wang and the other masters.
He found that the strength of the King Kong masters seemed to have improved again.
That was terrifying.
"Mu, you're finally back."
Song Changlin and the others were also very excited.
There had been a lot of rumors about Li Mu outside. The news released by the major god clans was that Li Mu had died, which made everyone in the camp very worried, but they could not rescue him. Only the stupid dog firmly believed that Li Mu was not dead, so it guarded the camp and waited for Li Mu to return.
"How's the data collection going?" Li Mu asked Song Changlin.
At the mention of this, Song Changlin was all excited and said, "No problem at all. I've collected all the data. This time, I will definitely be able to develop a real killer weapon and use technology to fight against the immortal sects."
After some greetings, everyone decided to leave the Qinlin world.
One day later.
Li Mu returned to the Randeng Temple with the stupid dog, Old Wang, and the others, as well as Virgin Goddess Yun Guang.
"Why did you ask me to come back in such a hurry?" Li Mu came to the meditation room and saw the old faker packing up his things, as if he was ready to run away.
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