"If you don't come back, you will really be beaten to death in the Qinling Mountains."
The old faker said, "I'm not invincible."
Li Mu sat down and took a sip of tea, then said, "Didn't you beat up all the divine departments of the Heavenly Court before? Is there anyone more powerful than you? I don't think those divine departments of the Heavenly Court are good people. Why don't you go out and beat them up again? Then they may be more obedient. "
Outside the meditation room, Goddess Yunguang's eyelids twitched.
"This Li Mu is really cruel. He instigated his master to do evil."
Old Fish said, "I'm old. I can't fight because I'm old. I need to cultivate virtue. It's not good to fight and kill all the time. Otherwise, why do I practice Seclusion Meditation? I have to leave a way for others to live."
"How pretentious."
Li Mu was speechless.
"Where's that dog?" Old Fish asked.
Li Mu said, "As soon as he returned to Randengsi Village, he went to find his old friends. I heard that many dogs in the village have become intelligent. He wants to rebuild his wild dog army. Otherwise, the name General will be in vain."
Hearing that, Old Fish was lost in thought. "Well, interesting. Sure enough, a dog can't stop eating sh * t. He has awakened and is exactly the same as back then."
"Ah?" Li Mu said, "Back then? Awakened? Is there anything else I don't know? "
The old faker chuckled and said, "The back then I'm talking about is when he was in Randengsi Village. He kept dogs to commit crimes and brought a group of domestic dogs and wild dogs to mess up Randengsi Village."
"I always feel that you are hiding something from me." Li Mu said suspiciously.
The old faker said seriously, "How can it be? We are as close as brothers. Why would I hide it from you? "
Outside the meditation room, Goddess Yunguang was speechless when she heard that.
"Aren't we master and disciple?"
"Now we are brothers?"
Li Mu was also embarrassed.
This seniority was a little arbitrary.
"I have a feeling that the general has some other background. Otherwise, how could he be so strong? On the way here, I heard that he even swallowed a High Emperor Realm expert. Even if an ordinary Husky evolved because of the explosion of the Spiritual Qi of Heaven and Earth, it would not be able to evolve to such an extent. I can feel that there is a very frightening power in his body, and … this guy likes to call himself Master and call me his human pet. It seems that he has been taught badly."
Li Mu told him all the doubts in his mind.
Outside the meditation room, Holy Daughter Yun Guang also pricked up her ears to listen carefully.
Now, the origin of this dog had become a mystery in the cultivation world of the East and even the entire world. Such a ferocious and top-grade Dog Demon was feared by all the major god divisions. For a time, no one could subdue it without the help of the older generation.
The old faker gazed at Li Mu and said, "That's what I want to ask you. What on earth did this dog experience after he left Earth? How did he become so savage?"
Li Mu looked at the old faker suspiciously and asked, "You really don't know?"
The old faker nodded.
"All right." Li Mu mulled it over. "Could it be that this dog obtained some peerless opportunity in the Everlasting Heaven that caused such a change?"
"After all, it is the first dog on Earth to walk out of the Milky Way."
Li Mu no longer struggled with this question.
He told him some of the secrets he had learned from Bi Yan.
"The gods of the six anti-demon races have already descended on Earth, but the major god divisions don't know it yet. I'm afraid there will be a disaster in the near future." When Li Mu talked about this matter, he was quite worried.
The old faker said, "It turns out that those old things didn't die. They actually returned to Earth. Well, it's going to be lively all of a sudden. Not to mention the future, I'm afraid something fun is going to happen in a few days."
Li Mu looked at the old faker in surprise and said, "You don't seem to be worried about something fun at all?"
The old faker was even more surprised. "Why should I be worried?"
Li Mu said, "The gods of the anti-demon races will definitely cause a terrible disaster when they come to Earth. When the time comes, they will really blow up this planet … Didn't you teleport me out to protect Earth at that time?"
"Really?" The old faker touched the back of his head wretchedly and said, "How could I forget?"
Li Mu was almost driven mad. He said, "What the f * ck, you don't keep your word? You don't admit what you've done. Don't make any more trouble. "
The old faker said with a smile, "Well, well, even if I really said that at that time, there are times when I'm wrong. I said so many words, but you only remember this one sentence, don't you? How did you learn politics in junior high school? Didn't Marxism say that we should look at things from the perspective of dialectical development of movements? We can't remain unchanged. But I thought the earth would be blown up. Now it seems that it's not necessarily so. "
Li Mu's face darkened.
"Damn it, are you kidding me?"
"How can a faker like you study Marxist philosophy?
That's basically materialism, which is the natural enemy of your profession, okay? "
"By the way, you just said that the two key fragments are missing, right?" As soon as the old faker saw Li Mu's expression was not right, he immediately changed the topic and said, "Boy, you have a rotten life of love. How dare you pretend to be an infatuated man and be cheated by a vixen of the treasure. Do you want me to die of laughter?"
Li Mu suddenly blushed.
"Can you say it's a lie between a man and a woman?" Imitating the old faker, Li Mu immediately changed the topic and said, "By the way, there's one more thing. It's very strange. There are eight fractures in my cervical vertebrae, which are difficult to heal. I don't know what happened."
"Fractures?" The old faker said, "Are you kidding me? The Zhenwu Boxing you practice is created by Emperor Ye. Even if there are fractures, they should have been healed long ago, unless …"
Speaking of this, he suddenly shut up.
Li Mu said, "Unless what?"
"Let me have a look first." The old faker looked a little solemn.
He reached out and put his hand on Li Mu's shoulder.
After a moment.
The old faker withdrew his hand and said, "It's a Taoist injury."
"A Taoist injury?" Li Mu was stunned and asked, "What's that?"
The old faker said, "When did you fight with an expert in the Taoist Realm? Tell me in detail, how did you get this injury? "
Li Mu was a little confused when he heard that. "If I had fought with an expert in the Taoist Realm, would I still be alive to see you? My injury was caused by the battle in the Gate of Ancient Ancestors that day … "
He told the old faker what had happened.
"How is that possible? How could those bastards of the God Clans give you a Taoist injury? "The old faker didn't believe it at all and said," Are you hiding something? Did that fox spirit give you a beating? Are you embarrassed to say it? "
Li Mu shook his head and said, "How is it possible? Bi Yan can't even beat Yun Guang …"
However, halfway through his words, Li Mu suddenly thought of a strange thing.
"Yes, I ate the Spiritual King Fish that she made and fell into a deep sleep. I slept for three days and three nights. Logically speaking, it's impossible for me to sleep for such a long time. However, before that, my vertebrae were already fractured. Impossible, impossible …"
Li Mu recalled and told the old faker the strange thing.
"A few fish made you sleep for three days and three nights? Do you think you're taking knockout drugs in a third-rate martial arts novel? " The old faker said, "I think you're really blinded by love. There's definitely something wrong with that fox spirit. Oh, by the way, what did you say she was? Cyan Fox Spirit? Is she a god? "
Li Mu thought for a while and said, "Well, it should be."
The old faker said, "Well, boy, you're good. You even fell in love with a demon god. Tell me honestly, did you have sex with her?"
"Ah?" Li Mu looked at the old faker, dumbfounded.
The old faker winked and said, "What? Are you pretending to be innocent? "
Li Mu was speechless and said, "You … Can you not be so disrespectful? You're the Ancient God after all. Can you not be so sarcastic … Seriously, what is a Dao injury? Is it serious? "
The old faker said, "If you don't want to tell me, forget it. I'm just curious … The Taoist wound is a wound of the Great Way. It hurts the origin. If the Taoist wound can't be healed, it will be impossible for you to go further in your life. Basically, your martial arts foundation is broken. So, do you think it's serious?"
Li Mu was startled and asked, "Well … How can I cure it?"
"If it were before, it would be very simple. I can cure it for you. But I've been practicing the Silent Meditation recently and can't do anything. That's embarrassing." The old faker said, "If you want to cure the Taoist wound, you need a master in the Taoist realm to help you."
"Taoist realm?"
Li Mu felt a headache when he heard that.
As far as he knew, the only expert in the Tao Realm he knew was an old faker who had been practicing the Silent Zen and had been unwilling to make a move. There might be experts in the Tao Realm in the six Divine Clans and the branches of the Heavenly Court, but how could they make a move to save him? Especially the six god departments, they probably wanted Li Mu to die in the wilderness right now.
"Well, you don't have to worry. In addition to the help of a master in the Taoist realm, if you can find some top-grade magic fruits, you can also cure your wound and even make further progress." The old faker said, "It's said that there are magic fruits in the Immortal Palace, especially the legendary peach garden. Only one of the magic peaches growing on the peach trees can cure you."
"Top-grade magic fruits?"
Li Mu carefully thought about it. Among all the secret realms he had visited, only the ginseng fruit in the Fifth Manor could be regarded as a top-grade magic fruit. But it had been divided and eaten, and it didn't work. The other magic herbs and magic herbs, although magical, were still far from the level of a top-grade magic fruit.
"Well, now that the six demon-defying clans have successfully descended, the six keys can definitely be gathered together. The opening of the Immortal Palace is just around the corner." The old faker counted with his fingers, but he didn't know what he had calculated. He said, "Boy, you have too many bad ideas. Otherwise, with two keys in hand, you will definitely have a place in the Immortal Palace. Now, you can only wait patiently for the opportunity."
Li Mu said, "The six god departments and the branches have not collected all the key fragments. Two of them are in Bi Yan's hands. I'm afraid the opening of the Immortal Palace is still far away."
The old faker said with a smile, "How is that possible? You don't know that the opening of the Immortal Palace also depends on the time. If you miss the time, even if you have the key, it will be extremely difficult to open it. Neither the gods of the demon-defying clans nor the branches of the Heavenly Court want to miss the time.
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