It was really annoying to wake up from a beautiful dream.
Still Konoha, September 14, 60
At noon,
There were still 30 hours before the wedding.
Naruto's office
After Hiroyuki left, the more Watergate thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong. He asked himself many times — Bo Fung Watergate, Golden Flash, Konoha's Four Generations, Naruto,
Are you a person who can put down your work and read pornographic books in the office?
Watergate's answer was not "No",
It was "Fuck".
He put down the book,
Stood up, and looked at Konoha from the floor-to-ceiling window. It was a sunny day, but he felt that the sky was dark,
Cold and gray — sure enough. Minato suddenly felt a little embarrassed at the moment of realization. He was so caught up in his emotions over such a small matter that he almost couldn't extricate himself,
This wasn't what a mature man should do. A normal man should solve a problem when he encountered one.
Watergate took out his walkie-talkie,
And dialed Hiroyuki Yamanaka.
"Watergate? What's wrong?
Are you not feeling well? "Hiroyuki's nervous voice came from outside the door.
"I'm fine." Bo Fung Watergate opened the door,
He let Hiroyuki in and then closed the door tightly.
Hiroyuki carefully observed Naruto's frown and lifeless eyes, and found that there didn't seem to be any changes compared to before.
"Okay, okay, stop looking. If you have something to say in the future, just say it — why have I been so weird recently? When did you find out,
Why didn't you say so earlier? " Naruto sighed, "It's just me. Once a normal person enters that kind of state, how can they find out by themselves?"
Hiroyuki's eyes finally lit up when he looked at Watergate,
He secretly heaved a sigh of relief,
"Do you need a psychological intervention team?"
"No need,
The confidentiality level of the medical class is too low,
It can't withstand a Naruto tree hole. " Watergate poured himself a glass of water and drank it. "Okay, I can do it myself. Give me a day, and I'll be fine tomorrow. Limit the number of people who know. Don't talk nonsense."
"Watergate." Hiroyuki was still very worried.
"F * ck, don't talk nonsense. If you know that I'm emotionally unstable, don't provoke me." Watergate still felt a little confused.
"Insiders include and only include Shikaku Nara and Hiroyuki Yamanaka." Hiroyuki sighed and picked up most of the documents on Naruto's desk. "Then you can continue reading your novel. Anyway, there's nothing to do now. You can't be late for a few days."
Watergate continued to sigh and forced a smile at Hiroyuki. "Ah, ah, don't worry. It's not the first time. I can do it myself. I still have some medicine on hand. Konoha made by Tsunade is exempt from inspection."
Hiroyuki saw that Watergate could still joke. Although he couldn't really relax, he could only turn around and leave. He had to hurry. Naruto couldn't work at all today, and he didn't know if he could do it tomorrow.
Then, as the person in charge of the shift, he had to work as two people. Hiroyuki felt the heavy weight of the documents in his hand. He swore that if he were ten years younger, he would definitely split into two and solve the problem in one go. But now? He had no interest in dying from physical exhaustion at all.
… …..
Naruto Building, Office of the General Staff
Shikaku Nara was already waiting. When he saw Hai come back, he immediately asked, "How was it? Did he come to his senses?"
Hai Yi narrowed his eyes and bared his teeth, spitting out a word — "Fuck.
"What's wrong? Why are you swearing?" Shikaku's eyes widened.
"Watergate swears." Hiroyuki shrugged and spread his hands. "There's good news and bad news. Which one are you going to listen to first?"
Shikaku smiled. "Who are we? The good news is that we finally found the root cause of Watergate's frequent physical problems this year. The bad news is that we also found that he has been having problems with his brain recently. "
"Your sense of humor has also gone astray." Hiroyuki and Shikamaru leaned against the table side by side and complained, "The good news is that Watergate immediately came to his senses after my reminder. Let's look forward to the great Golden Flash's great self-adjustment ability. The bad news is that our current Naruto is finally confirmed to be a lunatic. I have to suspect that his occasional madness and inexplicable entanglements in the past may be some kind of mental illness. Keep your mouth shut."
Shikamaru was choked by his friend's words. "What do you mean by mental illness? It's just a little psychological barrier. He has been under too much pressure in the past two years. If he didn't find a chance to vent at any time, he would have committed suicide or taken revenge on society. And he has just developed into self-abuse. This is normal. Just like when the war had just ended, not everyone could smoothly withstand the changes in the environment. "
"Sigh …" Hiroyuki sighed and sat back in his seat. He began to prepare to deal with the documents, ignoring his good friend who had a lot to say.
"It's useless for you to sigh. Besides, it's not the first time Watergate has experienced this. " Shikamaru frowned. "Trust him. He survived such a big incident 12 years ago."
"It's because it's not the first time that I'm sighing. It's because he gritted his teeth and endured it that I'm worried! Being a Hokage is indeed a job with a lot of pressure, but before he finds a suitable Fifth Hokage, he will continue to do it. This time, he discovered it early. What about next time? "Hiroyuki continued to look at the documents with his head down, but his tone became nervous.
"You don't have to be so worried." Shikaku smiled. "That's Bo Fung Watergate. Just trust him. It may be more troublesome if he doesn't realize it himself. But didn't he just make it clear that he realized it?"
"Sigh." Hiroyuki sighed again and looked at his good friend and partner. "When did you change from a pessimist to an optimist?"
"Some things need to be looked at pessimistically, and some things need to be looked at optimistically. I'm a pragmatist." Shikaku knocked on the table, trying to distract the owner of the office from looking at the documents. "If he couldn't treat this psychological problem by himself, he would have committed suicide many times over. Who can walk out of the battlefield without psychological aftereffects? It's good for physical and mental health to have an outburst and figure it out. If he doesn't have any aftereffects, then he's completely psychopathic like Orochimaru. "
"The problem is that it's good for physical and mental health to figure it out. What if he can't figure it out?"
Looking at Hiroyuki's bad mood, Shikaku put his hand on his forehead. "How can Watergate not figure it out? His mental strength is so strong that it's not something you and I can imagine. "
"What about next time? You're the Minister of Intelligence. You should know better than me. Watergate has been in a bad mood for the past few days. It's just that it's finally confirmed that Guy and Anko would rather lie and avoid him than have a reunion dinner with him. Of course, I personally think this is just a continuation of someone's recent 'Naruto is Nine Tails' incident. "
"Think positively. Otherwise, you'll be infected by Watergate." Shikaku suddenly felt that Konoha's top management didn't just need a physical examination now. Looking at Hiroyuki's appearance, the psychological intervention team really needed to be brought out. At least Watergate could instinctively choose to torture himself to relieve his stress. The others weren't as serious as him, but it was harder to find out. Once it happened … Ha, that would be interesting.
"But Shikaku, it seems that we'll never be able to solve this problem." Hiroyuki closed his eyes. "Watergate himself is a threat."
"You have to think about it this way." Shikaku was sure that his friend, who had fallen into a bad conclusion, didn't realize that he should pay more attention to his own problem. "Watergate was originally the most dangerous person in the world. Now that his danger level has increased, he's still the most dangerous person in the entire continent. But Guy and Anko are actually the trigger. It's really unexpected. Should we inform these two rebellious kids who quarreled with their parents? Minato really does care about it. "
"It's more dangerous for Watergate to find out that he's pitied. Leave him some privacy and dignity. He can do it himself." Hiroyuki didn't realize that his friend's attitude had changed.
"What can he do?" Shikaku was glad that he had been ordered to coach the young ninja who vomited because of their first killing for a long time. He hadn't forgotten his conversational skills. "Actually, I also suspect that Watergate wasn't cured at all when Kina died."
"Stop talking. Don't say what you shouldn't say. Don't ask what you shouldn't ask. But he remembered that he had told Watergate not to care about Kakashi and Guy back then. Which ninja wouldn't be more suitable to be the guardian of these two troublesome kids than him, a young Jounin less than 20 years old? But why didn't anyone care? He was acting all high and mighty. Forget about Kakashi, he was the one who took care of White Fang before, but that Guy … he's just a stubborn bastard who was taught by his father. His values are very noble, but it's completely different from us despicable people. And it's not like we didn't remind Kina to keep an eye on Watergate and not do anything stupid. But in the end, she was obviously a violent woman who would start a fight at any time. How could she be so obedient to his little sun? She's so gentle as if she's a different person. Fortunately, Kina died early. In fact, if Kina was still here, there wouldn't be so much trouble. If anyone dared to make Watergate unhappy, she would really dare to trespass on private property. Beating you up would be considered a light punishment. "
Shikaku saw that Hiroyuki was getting more and more unreliable, but he was also getting more and more relaxed. Finally, he exhaled, "Don't exaggerate. My wife also liked to use her fists directly before she got married. She's so virtuous now."
Hiroyuki smiled with a little evil intention, "Yeah, beating is a sign of love. Who's the one who got bitten all over?"
"Tell me about Watergate." Shikaku's old face turned red, "Be serious. Watergate's affairs are related to the entire Konoha and even the Land of the Wind in the Land of Fire, and even the world's peace and stability."
"Didn't you lead me to talk nonsense to vent? Anyway, it's not the first time Watergate has done something like this. If he really wants to destroy the world, what's the harm in accompanying him? A life for a life. I don't know how many lifetimes I owe him. "Hiroyuki felt that he had figured it out. Psychological disorders were really contagious. The next generation of Konoha had a complete psychological intervention and treatment system, but these old guys could only comfort each other. "Okay, okay. Do you still want to work?"
Seeing that his friend was fine, Shikaku naturally turned around and left. He had a lot of things to do. And he felt that he should quickly finish his work and go home to find comfort. He didn't deny that he actually had a problem. Because he often liked to talk to himself in his head. This was called schizophrenia. But he didn't want to change this condition. A person with one mind would easily enter a dead end. Two minds would not know who to listen to, and three minds would be just right. First, he would debate the pros and cons in his mind, and then the one who made the judgment in the middle would be able to clear his mind.
Well, it was more scientific. Shikaku secretly praised himself for finding this stress relief method. At least it was better than the talkative Fugaku who was annoying. It was also more sensitive than Hiroyuki who grew flowers and plants. As for Watergate's self-hypnosis? That was a joke that didn't need to be mentioned. Using paper to cover the window? After the wind and rain, he would have to waste time and energy to cover it again.
…
Thieves liked to shout "Stop the thief." Those who really had a problem would never admit that they had a problem.
September 14, 60 Konoha, 1: 30 in the afternoon. 28 and a half hours until the beautiful and happy wedding.
No one came to comfort the memorial when the sun was high up in the sky.
So Bo Fung Watergate came.
He basked in the sun, held "Intimate Paradise" in his hand, and took a few glances at it. At first, it was very interesting, especially the sentence "Boys should have their own opinions, even more so when choosing a woman." It was worth it for him to fly to the capital this morning to get a copy of the pornographic novel that the author herself hadn't gotten her hands on yet. He really wanted to give it to Kakashi.
But after walking for a while and reading a few pages, he felt that it was boring. It was just a story about a man pursuing a group of women and being pursued by a group of women. This kind of thing has no educational significance, it's a waste of time and life, he really wants to send a document to ban all of Konoha … He really regretted it. He shouldn't have let Kakashi read novels every day. If Kakashi had spent all his time reading novels on studying, what a wonderful thing it would have been. No matter what she learned, she still had a long life ahead of her. She could use it one day. Unlike him, he was too embarrassed to think about the future.
No, no.
Watergate and Kamui stopped in their tracks. He realized that something was wrong with him. He had just told Kina that he would look forward and not think about the past. Even if he did, he would only think about happy things.
Happy things, happy times, Naruto, the future. Bo Fung Watergate rambled on. He couldn't help but turn back to the stone engraved with his wife's name. He put his hands together again, closed his eyes, and lowered his head slightly.
"I'm sorry, Kina. I actually didn't finish what I wanted to say. You won't think I'm long-winded, right? Okay, okay. I know I've been an annoying sissy since I was young, but didn't you still marry me in the end? Don't always think about pulling my ear. Your husband is under a lot of pressure at work. I really regret that fearless dream of mine when I was young. Naruto? It's too hard. You still want to be a female Naruto? Just forget about it. With your IQ and silly older sister's behavior, you're only suited to be Naruto's wife. If you really become Naruto, you'll probably be played around in a few days. Losing Konoha and the Fire Nation is a small matter, but losing your husband will be a big loss for you. "
Watergate couldn't help but laugh as he spoke. He looked at the sky. It was quite blue. He looked at the book in his hand. He felt that it was worth reading. He sighed, closed his eyes, and continued.
"Also, Naruto is locked in the office every day. If you're in the same place every day, no matter how big Naruto's office is, you'll think it's small. And you're always sitting. Your husband is fine. I've always had a good figure. But if you sit every day, your fat will pile up on your butt and thighs. Of course, I still like you no matter what you become. I'll feel more comfortable hugging you with more fat. But you probably don't like it. So I'll be Naruto for you. Your husband is fine. But that stool in the office is really uncomfortable. How much do you think it's appropriate to sell it for? No matter what, it's an antique that has been used by four Naruto. I'm not satisfied if it's less, but I'm afraid that no one will buy it if it's too much. That stool makes my neck, waist, and hands hurt when I go home every day. I really miss the feeling of your incomparably strong little hands beating me. If I had known, I wouldn't have avoided it even once …
Forget it. I'll wait for my son to massage my back. I just said that our son knows how to cook. Don't change the topic. Who told you that my son will cook for me because I'm sick? Your husband has always been healthy. I'm just a little fat because I'm always sitting and not exercising. Your husband is 38 years old. It's normal for middle-aged people to be a little fat. Let's talk about our son. Actually, I'm quite depressed. Since our son can cook for his father, why doesn't he know how to massage his back? I've waited for a long time. How can I let him know that his father wants to enjoy the treatment of his son massaging his back every day? Just say it directly? How can I … I know. How can I dare to bully our son? Yes, yes, our son is not used for back massaging. But my neck hurts from sitting for a whole day. "
Watergate still felt a little wronged, so he opened his eyes again. The sky seemed to be brighter. He opened the book in his hand and continued to read. As he read, he didn't want to read anymore. There were so many documents in his office that he hadn't approved. He didn't have the time to read such boring things.
"Let's go, Kina. It's time to go to work." Watergate waved at the memorial tablet and said silently in his heart.
…
Konoha 60, September 14, 2 p.m., 28 hours before the wedding that separated single and married.
Naruto only started to deal with today's matters in the afternoon, but surprisingly, he was so efficient that he didn't need to work overtime.
So Watergate was very happy that he could have dinner with his son again. He was also very happy to sleep and wake up early. But lying in bed, he still felt strange, as if he had forgotten something. Forget it. He looked at the big round moon and tried hard to find the stars. He silently memorized the marriage statement that he would use tomorrow evening. Nothing was more important than the wedding now. If he delayed any longer, would he have to hold the wedding with the child?
…
Konoha 60, September 14, 11: 30 p.m. 14 and a half hours before the beautiful and happy wedding.
Office of the Minister of Intelligence
Shikaku Nara shouted into the intercom, "What? Fireworks at the wedding tomorrow when it's dark? Let's do it. Not ordinary fireworks. What! The ones at our collective wedding back then! Who said that? The third generation? Stop him! We can't even gather enough people now. What fireworks! Military exercises? Have you already told the newlyweds? But Watergate … he agreed? How is that possible?! These few days he … No, nothing. Okay, got it. "
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