The sun rose in the east and set in the west,
There was nothing to stop it. It was as if there was nothing to stop everyone from hitching a ride and hooking up with the other half of their lives in an ambiguous atmosphere. Xiaochun said that falling in love could not be delayed. If it was delayed, it would be left behind. Of course, there were always things in this world that could not be delayed more than love... if it was delayed,
Who knew what would happen.
In short,
The atmosphere in Konoha was even stranger!!
September 11th,
Four days before the wedding
Everything was no different from usual, but the pink smell in the air had completely occupied the corners of Konoha. Even the children had entered this strange state.
"It's still too early for you to get married. You won't be able to enter the bridal chamber if you're so active!"
"Who said we can't enter the bridal chamber now?"
Pfft ~ The old butler Sarutobi, who was hiding in the corner quietly drinking tea, spat out a mouthful of tea. He shouldn't have come to the corridor to bask in the sun,
No,
He shouldn't have listened to young master Jiraiya and young master Konoha Maru talking. It was not a good thing to have ears as sharp as when one was young when one was old. So he decided to take another sip of tea to suppress the hiccups,
But he was destined to spit another mouthful.
"Didn't you say you were going to marry me?"
Konoha Maru's childhood friend, Udon (8 years old), said lightly.
Alright,
The first sentence of the conversation at the top was said by Jiraiya (50 years old), who had finally finished writing "Intimate Paradise: The Final Volume". The second sentence was said by Konoha Maru (8 years old), Sarutobi. And the "we" in "Why can't we enter the bridal chamber now?" referred to Konoha Maru and his childhood friend, Xiao Meng Huang (8 years old,
Female) friend. As for how they got together? Because..,
Jiraiya's class didn't have any tasks, and Jiraiya was very free. And Sarutobi's former Naruto was called away by Elder Xiaochun for various wedding preparations, so Konoha Maru, who was on leave, was naturally taken care of by Jiraiya. Eh..,
Why was Konoha Maru on vacation instead of winter or summer break? He was on marriage leave. Of course, it wasn't his marriage leave. It was his tutor, Ebisu, who was getting married.
And his homeroom teacher at Konoha Shinobi Academy is also getting married. What a coincidence. Coincidentally, they were a man and a woman.
The most coincidental thing was that the tutor managed to hook up with the school's beautiful and gentle head teacher. Yeah! Konoha Maru, who thought that he had become a matchmaker, was very excited.
He felt that he had to give her a special gift to prove his merit. For example, a pair of kissing dolls that looked like the bride and groom. However, he couldn't find anything even after walking all over Konoha.
There wasn't even an ordinary one — all of them had been tragically sold off. Then, he remembered that there was a Jiraiya at home. When Jiraiya was drunk and bragging, he knew how to carve and carve Naruto's head.
…
Therefore,
"Grandpa Jiraiya, can you do it?"
"Don't call me grandpa, call me uncle." Every time Jiraiya heard Konoha Maru call him "grandpa", he felt his whole body tremble. It wasn't good to force him to be on the same level as his teacher. And he really didn't mind being called big brother by everyone between 0 and 50 years old. He was only 50 years old, very young.
"Call him uncle? He doesn't look like he can do it. "Moe Huang whispered to Konoha Maru as she looked at the wrinkles on Jiraiya's face.
"Don't tell a man he can't do it!" Jiraiya gritted his teeth and hurried up his work. It wasn't good to be looked down upon by a child.
"But he can't do it." Udon whispered to Moe Huang.
Jiraiya was going crazy. He didn't want to do it anymore. Why should he stay at home and carve wood for a child when the streets were full of beautiful women during the beautiful holidays? Did he really say that he could carve wood? He said everything when he was drunk. But what was there to believe in drunk words? Don't tell him that he was drunk and that he was pretending to be drunk. Jiraiya just liked to drink. He didn't pretend to be drunk … really.
"Grandpa Jiraiya, can you do it or not?" Konoha Maru saw Jiraiya's embarrassed face and the two pieces of wood in his hands were about to fall out. He began to doubt this guy who was praised as omnipotent by Grandpa Naruto. Drunken grandpa usually said the truth. For example, where did he hide the confiscated toys? He missed Uncle Asuma and so on.
Jiraiya looked at Konoha Maru and his two childhood friends who were full of doubt. He finally took a deep breath, picked up two new pieces of wood and started again. "A man can never say that he can't do it!"
Anyway, there were still four days left. Konoha didn't lack wood. He could always succeed if he practiced a few more times.
…
But it was already September 14th in the blink of an eye. Nobody knew how Jiraiya's kissing doll was doing.
Anyway, Naruto and Eero didn't buy any kissing dolls after shopping for two days.
"Aren't there only 18 couples getting married? Is there really a need for so many kissing dolls in the world? Why do we have to give kissing dolls? "Naruto chewed on his popsicle and walked behind Eero with his shoulders slumped.
Eero also chewed on his popsicle and clicked his tongue. He didn't have the time to talk to Naruto. He was a Shura who only loved himself. Whoever got married had nothing to do with him. The red bean flavored popsicle in his mouth was more important. After he finished eating, he wanted pineapples. After he finished eating, he wanted strawberries. After he finished eating strawberries, he wanted cream.
"Don't just focus on eating. Help me think about what else is cheap, useful, and durable without kissing dolls." Naruto continued slumping his shoulders. "As Naruto's son, I'm so pitiful. It wasn't easy for me to complete some D-rank missions with meager rewards, but I have to give them away for one wedding. Why do I have to know so many of my father's subordinates?"
I came to see that Luo had finished the Popsicle, took out my wallet and bought a skewer, still eating Zizi's. He really wanted to tell Naruto that in theory, all Konoha was Naruto's father's subordinates. Moreover, before he left today, Naruto gave him a lot of pocket money. He also angrily hinted that his son didn't ask him for pocket money anymore after he started earning money … But what did that have to do with him?
Naruto saw that Eero didn't say anything, so he continued to talk to himself. "Why haven't you spoken lately? How's school? Actually, some of the commoners look down on us second-generation people. Putting chewing gum on your stool or throwing nails into your shoes, I've never been hit by them. They don't know how sensitive my nose is. I can tell who's messing with me just by smelling. Then, I'll sit on whoever's nails. But Sasuke was a little pitiful when he first started school. One time, he was stuck to the stool. It was so funny. He sat there until school was over, and only then did he ask me to go home and get him his pants. "
Eero finished his kebabs and bought another popsicle. It was almond-flavored. He didn't have much interest in Sasuke.
"After that." Naruto continued, "After the second grade started having combat classes, those who bullied Sasuke ended up miserable. That's when I found out that Sasuke remembers each and every one of them. That kid holds grudges, so don't provoke him."
Eero felt that he hated almond-flavored food. As for Sasuke, what was that? Could it be eaten? So he finished the popsicle in a few bites and bought a roasted sweet potato. It was so sweet, much better than the ones he roasted himself.
"Recently, my dad seems to be in a bad mood. Although he didn't work overtime, didn't bring any documents home, and ate and slept as usual, I still feel that he's in a bad mood. I suspect that he misses my mom. These days, he's been seeing couples … Eero, what do you think I should do? Eero? " Naruto suddenly realized that the person beside him had disappeared. He subconsciously turned around. Eero was standing in front of the grilled squid stall, chewing on a sweet potato, waiting for the squid to be cooked.
Naruto quickly ran over. He finally realized that he couldn't count how many snacks Eero had eaten in the morning … He ate everything he wanted. "Eero, doesn't your stomach hurt?"
Eero shook his head while chewing on a sweet potato.
Naruto sighed. He still remembered the first time he saw Eero. It was during the Chunin Exam. Back then, that kid was so cool, as if he was the best in the world. Sasuke said that this person was definitely not easy to get along with, but what was the truth? He couldn't eat or sleep. Sure enough, he was the red panda's Force Of Human Column. "Eero, is the Force Of Human Column's personality affected by Bijuu?"
Gaara nodded while biting the squid. The son of Hokage finally began to pay attention to his own family's affairs instead of other people's affairs. That's right, instead of caring about who married whom, it was better to care about how to control Kyuubi. But should he remind him? Eero actually wanted to see how Naruto's father would react to Naruto killing innocent people.
Naruto saw Eero nodding, so he also nodded. "Thank you for reminding me. I should be concerned about how to control Nine Tails. Although my father is trying to make me forget about Nine Tails. But looking at you, I know that although the Force Of Human Column is powerful, it's not easy to survive. My father is very powerful, but I can't always rely on my father. One day, my father will have to rely on his son. Just to be able to rely on him in the future, I have to work hard. "
Eero's eyes widened. He even forgot to chew the squid and directly swallowed it. He was sure that he was just saying that in his heart.
"By the way, my father is different from your father. Although your father loves you, he has three children, and you are only one-third of them. Of course, a father's love has to be impartial. "
Impartial, one-third … When Eero heard these two words, he suddenly felt very angry. He wanted to smash things and shout Chakra, but he could only think about it. If the seal that Naruto taught Kakashi could be broken so easily, Naruto would have been killed by his father many times.
However, Naruto was shocked by Eero. "Calm down, this is downtown!"
Eero finally calmed down. Naruto quickly stuffed chocolate into his mouth, so Eero instinctively chewed it.
"You are really troublesome." Naruto wiped the cold sweat off his forehead. "Fortunately, I brought chocolate for my father."
Eero didn't say anything. He was so sweet that he couldn't speak. Konoha was indeed a strange place. Naruto was strange. Naruto's son was strange. Everything related to Naruto was so strange …
Naruto was very strange. The atmosphere in Konoha was very strange these days.
September 14, 60 Konoha. Sunny. One day before the wedding.
It was almost noon.
Naruto's office, Naruto's building.
Bo Fung Watergate supported his head with his right hand and put a book on the table with his left hand. He picked up a pen, signed his name on the document in front of him, and continued to read. The sun shone from behind him, warming him up and making him want to yawn.
But the person in front of him was depressed. Chief of Staff Yamanaka Inoichi gritted his teeth and clenched his fists tightly. Looking at the scribbled handwriting in Hokage's left hand, he couldn't wait to hit him directly in the face. The scribbled handwriting is fine, but …
"Sir, you haven't read it yet."
"I've read it." Watergate deftly flipped through the pages with one hand, too lazy to look up.
Hiroyuki almost rolled his eyes. He had read it, but the cover and the last signature page counted. "Watergate!"
"What? You are so annoying."
The good-tempered Hiroyuki was finally ready to take it. He grabbed the book in Naruto's hand. But how could he take something away from Golden Flash? However, the Hokage still raised his head, and his eyes were very confused.
Hiroyuki got goosebumps from being stared at. He braced himself and took another step forward. He opened the document in his hand and stuffed it under Naruto's eyes.
"What? I've already signed it." Bo Fung Watergate lazily flipped through the pages, making the paper rustle.
"Look." Hiroyuki Yamanaka pointed to the important parts of the report, but he couldn't bear it. Naruto seemed more interested in the novel today. He couldn't do anything about Naruto. It was okay to sleep for a while when you were tired, but it was not appropriate to read a novel in the office early in the morning, and it was "Intimate Paradise."
Watergate sighed, put down the book, and picked up the document. He recognized the words in front of him, but he couldn't read their meaning. He also knew that he was not in the right state, but he didn't suddenly hate the documents and reports, especially the damn financial statements. He wanted to vomit from the first day he took office. He always thought that he was subconsciously afraid that Konoha would eventually go bankrupt in his hands. But from this year onwards, he also hated the red-headed profit reports.
"Are you looking at it?" Hiroyuki raised his eyebrows.
"I'm looking at it." Watergate frowned. He really couldn't stand it at all. Yesterday, he could still think a little. Today, as soon as he entered the office, his brain seemed to be boiling in a pot of paste, getting thicker and thicker. At this rate, it would probably be dry by tomorrow. Watergate automatically imagined his face as dark as the bottom of a pot and couldn't help but laugh.
But his laughter startled Hiroyuki. Hiroyuki carefully observed Bo Fung Watergate, who was in a daze. Finally, he let out a long sigh and closed the document in Naruto's hand. "Watergate, don't worry about the document. We need to talk."
Watergate looked up, waved his hand to dismiss the Dark Ops on duty, and nodded.
"Did you encounter something that didn't go your way these few days?" Hai Yi asked softly.
"No." Watergate stroked the table with his finger. "It's just that I've been resting for a long time and can't adjust. I'll be fine tomorrow."
"That's what you said yesterday."
"Did I?"
"Watergate."
"Say it."
Hiroyuki looked at Naruto's indifferent face. "Do you feel that you're not normal now?"
"Um … I don't think so." Watergate looked at the suspicious chief of staff. He wanted to find some clues from Hiroyuki's face, but his head was still boiling paste and sticky. He didn't want to move. "Okay, put it down. I'll review it later."
Hiroyuki Yamanaka silently retreated. He was completely sure that Naruto's mood was very abnormal. Originally, he thought it was the routine state of all ninjas fooling around before the collective wedding, just like how the Elders bought all the kissing dolls in Konoha for no reason. The old man and old woman said it was a surprise, but according to past experience, it was definitely a shock. But what was wrong with Naruto — a Bo Fung Watergate who was not in the mood to work? Sandaime might have done such a thing when he was young. But Bo Fung Watergate, who had always been self-disciplined, would not allow such a thing to happen to himself under normal circumstances.
The most important thing was that he didn't know it. Combined with Naruto's self-abuse not long ago, he bet his good friend Shikaku Nara's IQ of 200 that Naruto had completely lost himself in the path of life. Hopefully, he hadn't gone too far and could still be pulled back … If he couldn't … Konoha would be finished … But at that time, the whole world would be shrouded in the crisis of destruction. Konoha would not be Konoha. It was actually quite funny.
Hiroyuki Yamanaka left Naruto's office and went to the intelligence department.
"Shikaku, Watergate seems to have suffered a blow this time. What should we do?"
"I don't know. Should we trust his strong mental strength and self-control? Why don't we make an announcement that Naruto is definitely mentally ill now, but we don't know if it's schizophrenia or depression. If they really want to see the Golden Flash take the lead in taking revenge on society, don't hesitate to continue provoking him. "
…
"You're crazy too, Shikaku."
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