[Erupt! Fourth! >
A chubby eunuch appeared at the top of the stairs of the main hall. His face was downcast, and his face was filled with the dejection of a transvestite. Then, he called out in a strange, high-pitched voice, "The time has come … I invite all the Lords, Talented Scholars, and Young Masters to proceed to the Cherishing Fragrance Palace, and await your audience ~ ~"
"Blergh ~ ~ ~" Jun Moxie retched. This sound is f * cking … f * cking ecstasy.
It's even more unpleasant to hear than the ones on TV …
There's nothing wrong with this. After all, TV dramas are imitations. So, how many eunuchs would actually go on stage to perform? However, this eunuch's crotch was the real deal. So, there was a lot more between his crotch and his crotch …
The old men looked at each other, and came to a tacit understanding. The Cherishing Fragrance Palace was the largest palace in the Imperial Palace. It could accommodate more than a thousand people at the same time. It seemed that the scale of this Gifted Scholar's Feast had reached a certain level. [Why couldn't they have notified us a few days earlier? Many outstanding disciples are outside, and can't make it back in time.]
Jun Dashao and the others were about to leave when they heard the eunuch's sharp voice, "His Majesty has decreed that the Brave and Loyal Marquis Tang Wan Li and his grandson Tang Yuan have an audience!"
Tang Yuan was startled. He looked at Jun Mo Xie with a bitter expression, "What's going on?"
Jun Mo Xie rolled his eyes. He turned around and ignored Tang Yuan. [Do you think I'm an immortal? You're asking me everything?] The debauchee Jun tilted his head, shrugged his shoulders, and swayed his buttocks as he strode towards the Cherishing Fragrance Palace like a cat … Everyone cast sidelong glances at him …
Jun Zhan Tian stood on the stairs, and looked at his incomparably flashy and flirtatious grandson. He felt a headache coming on. [This Old Man told you to hide your incompetence, but I didn't tell you to 'hide' like this, right? This is like a crane in a flock of chickens. It's like a crane in a flock of cranes …] I'm done for, I'm done for. My reputation is going to be ruined because of your butt …
Old Man Dugu Wudi came over with his hairy face, his eyes still fixed on Jun Moxie's swaying buttocks. He clicked his tongue and said, "Old Jun, this is the first time I've seen this kid since your grandson grew up, right? Sure enough, hearing one's reputation was not as good as meeting one in person, and meeting one in person was even better than hearing one's reputation. Amazing, he was really … different from the masses, and pretentious! Heh heh heh … "Although he was saying New Year's greetings, his tone was very strange!
Jun Zhan Tian snorted and frowned. Then, he suddenly stopped in his tracks, "Old Dugu, I seem to recall that your Dugu Family owes our Jun Family ninety million taels of silver. And, you still act as if nothing has happened? Give me a straightforward answer. "
Grandpa Jun had always been firm with age. Moreover, he had been at loggerheads with Old Man Dugu for his entire life. So, how could he allow himself to be ridiculed in such a manner? Now that he had a handle on him, he saw that this ignorant old man had come to ridicule him. How could Grandpa Jun be so easily provoked? He had opened his mouth to force the debt!
Dugu Zong Heng was stunned for a moment. His eyes were wide open, and he was speechless. After a long while, he fiercely spat and said, "Fu * k! Why don't you just kill me? Ninety million taels of silver … Damn it! Do you think that my Dugu Residence is the national treasury? Even the national treasury can't take out that much right now! "
"Then, are you planning to renege on the debt?" Grandpa Jun glared at him, "This is something that your Dugu family has personally admitted to. You will compensate us according to the auction price of those wines. What? Are you going back on your word now? I'm telling you, this is not a small amount of money. Our Jun Family has lost a lot of chicken feathers and duck blood in order to add to this debt. Even if a lawsuit is brought before the Emperor, your Dugu Family can forget about reneging on this debt. There is still justice in this world! Dugu Zong Heng, you must know that the Heavens are watching everything that happens in this world! "
Dugu Zong Heng's anger was stifled. His words were full of sarcasm. One Buddha was born, two Buddhas ascended to heaven, three Buddhas underwent nirvana, and four Buddhas passed away.
Although he was rude and unreasonable, he wasn't someone who would renege on a debt. Besides, the entire Tian Xiang City was aware of this matter. Even if he wanted to renege on this debt, he wouldn't be able to do so.
But … this debt can't be settled like this, and the words can't be said like this. How can the Jun Family complain about this? What kind of argument is this? Panting heavily, he cursed his son a few hundred times in his heart: Look at you, you wastrel, it's all because of your wastrel son that this Old Man got into trouble for! Let's see if you can repay this debt in your lifetime!
Thinking of this, he suddenly rolled his eyes and came up with a plan, "That's right. Our Dugu Family owes your Jun Family money. This Old Man is very clear about gratitude and grudges. A life for a life. A debt must be repaid with money. This is a matter of justice. Do you think that this Old Man is so despicable? Do you think that I would renege on a trifling few million taels of silver? Do you really think that everyone is like you? Do you really care about that small amount of money? Jun Zhan Tian, do you think you can carry that much money into your coffin? I look down on your Jun Family for being such a miser! "
Jun Zhan Tian was almost angered to death. This old man was speaking too lightly. A trifling few million? That amount of money was equivalent to three years of military expenses for the Tian Xiang Empire. So, he simply refused to let it go, "Since you don't care, then hurry up and return it to me. Why are you dragging this small amount of money? I'm telling you, my Jun Family is still waiting for this small amount of money to eat! What's wrong with being a miser? It's better than someone reneging on a debt! "
"When did I say that I won't return it?" Dugu Zong Heng rolled his eyes, "We admit that we have this debt. But, this Old Man's hands aren't very well off at the moment. So, naturally, I'm not in a hurry to pay it back. Especially, I didn't say when I would pay it back … Don't you think so? If I can't pay it back this year, won't there be next year and the year after? Even if I can't pay it back in this lifetime, won't there be a next lifetime? Don't you remember a certain Duke saying that there will be an infinite number of descendants, but the debt won't increase? So, how can I not pay it back?! "
"Ha ha ha …" a burst of crazy laughter erupted from the side.
Someone had been paying attention ever since the two old men had gathered together and muttered to each other. Then, a group of white-haired heads came over when the two of them talked about that huge debt. These were the old men of the various families. Each of them had a face full of gossip. They wanted to see Dugu Zong Heng make a fool of himself.
And, the group of old men roared with laughter when they heard Dugu Zong Heng come up with such an extremely shameless and classic phrase. This old man is too talented. It's only a debt, but he's pushing it to the next lifetime. And, he's saying that there will be an infinite number of descendants. This is too shameless! This is a new peak of shamelessness …
If a tree doesn't care about its bark, then it will die. If a man doesn't care about his face, then he's invincible! Today, I've learned something new …
"Your mother's fart!" Jun Zhan Tian Heng became anxious. "Who will follow you to the next lifetime? You're too shameless!" Suddenly, he rolled his eyes and said, "Dugu, this matter can be accommodated. If you don't have the money to pay it back, you can use your granddaughter to pay off the debt. As long as you give your granddaughter to this Old Man's grandson as a daughter-in-law, our two families will become in-laws …"
"If that's the case, how can this Old Man argue with the in-laws about this amount of money? This debt will naturally be forgiven. How about it? Let me tell you, you're getting a big bargain. Ninety million taels of silver. If you convert it into gold, it'll be nine hundred thousand taels. That's enough to cast a thousand people of the same size! How about it? "
"Your mother's fart! You wretched Old Devil Jun! " Dugu Zong Heng became anxious. He opened his mouth and cursed, "My granddaughter is like a fairy. Look at your unlucky grandson. Look at him …"
He pointed his finger at the back of the Jun debauchee as he said this. He then angrily said, "This brat is worthy of my granddaughter? Why don't you tell me if the two of them are a good match? "
"Your words are reasonable. I also know that your granddaughter is not worthy of my grandson. But to tell you the truth, my grandson wants your granddaughter. This is your granddaughter's great fortune!"
Grandpa Jun narrowed his eyes, "Old Dugu, if you don't agree now, then you'll regret it when the rice is cooked. Don't blame this Old Man for not reminding you when that time comes! "
"He dares! This Old Man will castrate him! "
Dugu Zong Heng was furious. He was so angry that he wanted to rush forward and start a fight. Why would Grandpa Jun care about him? He quickly got into a fighting stance. The Elders saw that the situation wasn't right. These two old men were about to start a fight! They hurriedly stopped the two of them in groups of three or five, and only then did they avoid a shocking farce …
If the two old men of the two families and the two big shots of the military were to start a fight in the Imperial Palace, then it would be very lively …
The two old men struggled with all their might. They looked at each other as if they wanted to eat each other alive. They punched and kicked, but it was all in vain …
"Jun Zhan Tian, look after your grandson. If he provokes this Old Man, I'll pull out his penis and feed it to the birds! At that time, your Jun Family will truly have no descendants! "Dugu Zong Heng's saliva splattered in all directions as he clamored.
"Bah! You think that you have the ability to do that? Do you think that this Old Man is afraid of you because I've been cultivating myself for the past few years? I forgot to teach you a lesson all these years. You've grown wings and want to soar into the sky. Today, this Old Man will make an exception and teach you a lesson. You don't know how to appreciate favors … "
Grandpa Jun was also furious … Damn it! This Old Man is pitying your granddaughter's infatuation. Otherwise, with my grandson's qualifications, even the Emperor's Princess wouldn't be worthy! Let alone your granddaughter? To think that there are such shameless people in this world …
Apart from the few old men who were doing their best to hold them back, the other civil and military officials hurriedly passed by.
These two old things weren't people that anyone could afford to offend …
Dugu Zong Heng wasn't too unreasonable, but at least his life wasn't in danger. However, that Old Thing of the Jun Family usually looked harmless on the surface, and even boasted that he was "cultivating his moral character". But, the last time he killed a third of the Imperial Court's ministers, he was a classic example of a silent executioner who kills without batting an eyelid …
Now that these two were in a dispute, this was a troublesome place. So, they couldn't stay here for long …
…
"Tang Yuan?" The gentle Emperor looked at the Big Fatty in front of him in the Tian De Palace Hall. He had a calm temperament. But, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.
This grandson of his, Tang Wan Li's, was too oppressive. He hadn't felt anything that day in the Aristocratic Hall when he was far away. But, he suddenly felt that his fat body was extremely plump. It gave him a sense of security! Tang Yuan's body had fully manifested the superiority of the Empire's economic system.
When he saw Tang Yuan, he immediately felt the blissful feeling of a commoner who didn't have to worry about food and clothing …
"Yes! Tang Yuan pays his respects to His Majesty. " Tang Yuan knelt on the ground with great difficulty. His belly spread out in front of him like a carpet. He wanted to kowtow, but he ended up knocking his own belly …
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