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The next day! The sky was still dark.
Jun Moxie hadn't gotten out of bed yet. He was studying his beautiful dream on his bed. He was embarrassed to find that his underwear was no longer wearable. It was a big wet lump. He touched it with his hand, and found that it had become somewhat hard …
(This situation, I believe the brother reading the book, everyone … he he he … everyone has a tacit understanding … everyone is very pure …)
This is really shameful ah! Something like a wet dream actually happened to me, the Hitman Jun. This kind of shameful thing, my God, who would believe me if I told them about it … my heroic reputation has been swept to the ground!
Jun Dashao hastily pulled the quilt to cover his' lost first time 'body. He sneakily poked his head out to check. Then, he hastily bent his legs and lifted his buttocks to take off his underwear! If I don't take it off, it will be too uncomfortable ah.
With a 'shua' sound, his movements were incomparably agile. He had already taken off his body. Then, he used his hand to pull it out from under the quilt. He wanted to find a suitable place to throw it away …
But …
Suddenly!
Bang!
At this critical moment, the door was suddenly slammed open. Grandpa Jun's white beard fluttered in the wind. His face was full of anxiety as he rushed in. He opened his mouth and shouted loudly. "You brat, why haven't you gotten up yet? How long are you going to stay here!"
This is what they mean by 'there's no such thing as a book'. This is such an embarrassing moment, and I've actually bumped into him! And it's a man … an old man!
At this moment, Jun Dashao simply had the urge to commit suicide. He quickly pulled his outstretched hand back into the quilt. Then, he vaguely replied. "I'll get up, I'll get up. Can't you go out first …"
"What are you holding in your hand?" Grandpa Jun suddenly became suspicious. Not only did he not go out, he took two steps forward, raised his eyebrows and shouted. "Take it out for this old man to see!"
"It's nothing, nothing, really nothing …" Jun Mo Xie felt that he had never been in such a difficult situation in his two lives. He curled up under the covers and complained, "Grandpa, you're too careless. I'm still asleep, and you just barged in like that. Fortunately, you don't have a wife yet. If I had found you a granddaughter-in-law, would you have just barged in like that?"
What kind of words were those?
Grandpa Jun was immediately angered to the point of blowing his beard and glaring at him. Black lines appeared on his forehead and he saw stars. "Evil creature! What are you talking about? This old man … why don't you take it out!? Do you really want this old man to go through the trouble? "
Regardless of the consequences, he stretched out his hand and grabbed the quilt. How could a rookie like Jun Moxie resist the power of Tian Xuan's expert? Suddenly, with a whooshing sound, it opened up, revealing a peeled egg-like object in front of Grandpa Jun. The object was black in the middle, and the long spear was still trembling. It was extremely thick, and it was shaking its head in a perfectly straight manner …
Jun Moxie was not mentally prepared. He cried out in alarm and quickly covered his crotch with both hands. He was so ashamed that he wanted to die. Suddenly, he steeled his heart. Since he had already lost all face, he might as well throw away his hands. He stood up from the bed and gracefully shook his buttocks. He took two cat-like steps and faced the fossilized Grandpa Jun. "Grandpa, didn't you just want to take a look? Now, do you see it?"
Grandpa Jun seemed to have woken up from a dream. He could not help but blush. He swung his arm and slapped Jun Moxie's buttocks. His voice was crisp and melodious. "I see, you bastard …" He suddenly reached out and snatched the object from Jun Moxie's hands. I want to see what you are hiding!
Why did it feel a little wet? The old man didn't think of that for a moment and was stunned for a moment. He raised the ball of cloth to his nose and sniffed it. Suddenly, he smelled a familiar and strange smell that he hadn't felt for a long time …
In an instant, Grandpa Jun completely woke up!
His old face turned red. He threw the object away and fiercely pounced on it. "This old man will beat you to death, you little shameless bastard!" Instantly, blood-curdling screams could be heard. It was extremely miserable …
Third Master Jun heard the screams from afar and hurried over. Coincidentally, he saw his father coming out of Jun Moxie's room with a red face. He was so angry that his beard was blowing … but there was a faint smile in the corner of his eyes …
"Father, did Mo Xie make you angry again?" Third Master Jun asked cautiously.
"Mo Xie, that little bastard!" Grandpa Jun shook the object in his right hand. He silently opened his mouth as if he wanted to say something. In the end, he did not say anything. He shook his head for a long time. Finally, he said, "Sigh … the child has grown up … it is time to find a wife …" With his hands behind his back, he slipped away …
Only when he was outside the door did he remember the purpose of his visit. He shouted from afar, "That's right, Third Brother. Tell this little bastard to get ready. His Majesty wants to see him!" Then, he disappeared with a whoosh …
Today's matter had made Grandpa Jun, the commander of the entire nation's army, feel particularly humiliated. He was a hero of his generation. But today, he actually saw his grandson's lethal weapon. And he even took that thing. What a disgrace … The problem was, while he was feeling depressed, he also could not help but want to laugh …
He even had a sense of comfort in his heart. He's grown up ah. He can already do that. That capital … is not bad. It's almost catching up to this old man when he was young. Although it's still a little less than this old man, it's definitely enough. Not to mention, he's only sixteen. There's still a lot of room for growth …
Hurry up and spread the leaves for our Jun Family … Grandpa Jun hugged his chest as if he was hugging a baby. It seemed as if he was revising something. His old face suddenly blossomed into a smile …
After a while, Third Master Jun saw that his miraculous nephew was acting so low-key for the first time. He lowered his head like a young lady. He pulled at his clothes here and there as he walked out. It seemed as if something was wrong …
"What's going on? Why can't I understand your grandfather? Is he angry or happy? What kind of expression is that? He's scolding you and smiling at the same time. Hurry up and give me an explanation! "Third Master Jun was confused.
Jun Dashao raised his head helplessly. He had an embarrassed look on his face. Then, he sincerely cupped his hands in obeisance. "Third Uncle, I beg you … don't ask anymore …"
This matter was not something that could be explained face to face!
Although the thickness of Young Master Jun's skin was definitely twice as thick as the Great Wall of China, but even a super thick skin would have its weaknesses. This matter was truly too shameful. It was really, really, really, really, really, really not a small matter ah …
Jun Wuyi finally learned about this matter from his father's mouth at mealtime. Solitary Eagle also heard about it at the same time. Jun Wuyi's rice turned into two white lines, and came out of his nostrils. In fact, it almost sprayed onto Solitary Eagle who was sitting across from him …
The Solitary Eagle didn't get angry even though he had almost been sprayed. He only had a strange expression on his face for a moment. Then, he laughed so hard that he almost choked. He hadn't been this happy in a long time. In fact, he was even happier than he had been when he had fought Lei Wu Bei to a draw the day before. It was very interesting …
Jun Moxie and his grandson didn't pay any attention to the Blood General who was lying in his wheelchair after they had finished their breakfast. The Great Master Solitary Eagle seemed to have no energy left in him. Then, they mounted their horses, and went straight to the Imperial Palace.
Only Jun Wuyi and Solitary Eagle were left behind. They were laughing so hard that they were on the verge of going berserk …
The reason why the Emperor suddenly wanted to see Jun Moxie was that he had gone crazy. He wanted to hold the Scholarly Scholar's Feast that had already been missed. Moreover, he wanted to hold it at the Imperial Palace.
This was a very unusual thing.
The Minister of Rites, Sun Cheng He, had been in charge of this event since the night before. He had been running around until his legs had broken. Naturally, the old masters of the WenXing Heavenly Literature Institute were even busier than him. Many students had been looking forward to this grand event. But, they had been told that the event had been canceled. They had been disappointed for a long time. Then, they had received news that it had been urgent …
The event had been decided at night. But, it had to be held tomorrow. How many people wouldn't be able to participate?
Several white-haired old masters cursed in their hearts. [What's going on? Even if we're in a hurry to drink milk, we'll still have to do it …]
[But, there's nothing we can do about it. The Emperor is the most important person in this world. He said that it would be held today. So, it must be today. If we offend His Majesty the Emperor, he might cancel the event in anger. Then, wouldn't it be the same as us burying the golden path of the students?
Not only was the timing tight this time, but the location was also strange. Moreover, the scale of the event was unprecedentedly grand. Not only were the young masters of the aristocratic families invited, but the three princes and several princesses were also invited. Even the talented women of the aristocratic families weren't rejected. They were invited as long as they could come!
Therefore, the names of the notorious debauchees like Jun Moxie and Fatty Tang were also on the list. They had received invitations …
The old man's face was calm and collected. He didn't say anything along the way. Jun Moxie also felt that something was wrong. The grandfather and grandson felt that this so-called Scholarly Scholar's Feast wasn't going to be a good feast.
It was too abnormal! It was too abnormal. It was outrageous!
Jun Moxie had a faint feeling that there was an invisible net covering him … Jun Moxie couldn't understand it no matter how he thought about it. [Why am I having such a strange feeling?
Motherf * cker, they should be targeting anyone but me! I am admittedly talented and knowledgeable. I am well-versed in poetry, music, chess, calligraphy and painting. But these people don't know this. Who do I think I am in their eyes …]
"Mo Xie. Today's matter … this old man feels that something is wrong. "Jun Zhan Tian's eyes were dignified." You … must hide as much as possible! "
In order to reassure his grandfather, Jun Moxie smiled cheerfully. "Grandfather, you don't trust me? I am the best at playing the fool! I am the number one debauchee in Tian Xiang. Why would I need to hide? I am stupid! "
"Little brat!" Jun Zhan Tian was amused by him. He couldn't help but feel the pressure on him lessen.
A mountain of flesh stood in front of the Imperial Palace.
Jun Moxie took a look. Ha, it's an acquaintance. It's Fatty Tang … a pair of brothers in hardship. None of them were left behind …
…
Jun Zhan Tian went to attend the morning court. As for the debauchee Jun and Fatty Tang, one was squatting on the ground, while the other was leaning against the wall. Both of them had an evil appearance. They didn't have any image to speak of.
They were chatting amongst themselves. The Young Masters and scholars of the various families were wearing bright clothes. They were in high spirits and were free and at ease. They were completely incompatible with these two men. Seeing the two men acting so indolently, they hid far away from them. Those who didn't know them began to inquire about them.
"Who are these two men? How can they be so disrespectful? "someone asked.
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