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"What? Should I know? Are they famous? "The person who asked was surprised. Could it be that these two wretched and smug fellows were actually some kind of great figures? But looking at them … it doesn't look like it …
"You should know about the four pests of the capital, right?" The other person narrowed his eyes and said.
"I know about them. They are Fat Pig Tang, Evil Tyrant Jun, the bugs in the toilet and the flies on the dining table … Could it be??"
"Yes! The two in front of us are the legendary Fat Pig Tang and Evil Tyrant Jun! They are the two pests of the world, the bugs in the toilet and the flies on the dining table! "
"No wonder I had the urge to beat them up the moment I saw them. So that's why! The four pests of the capital, tsk tsk, they really live up to their reputation! "
"Yeah, it's really a disgrace to our culture. How could these scum be qualified to attend the Gifted Scholar Feast? The moral degeneration of the world is getting worse and worse … Sigh!"
"Sigh … I can't believe I can stand side by side with these scum. I want to smash my head on the ground. I feel so ashamed!" A long sigh was heard. Discussions like these spread like wildfire. Everyone looked askance at the famous' two great evils', pointing at them and whispering to each other. Everyone's eyes were filled with contempt, and their faces were filled with disdain.
Jun Moxie and Tang Yuan acted as if they didn't hear anything.
"Fatty, do you remember what I said to you that day?" Jun Moxie asked in a low voice.
"I can't forget …" Tang Yuan opened his eyes lazily, "You don't trust me?"
"I'm afraid that your heart is covered with lard and your eyes are full of fat. F * ck!" Jun Moxie scolded him.
"A gentleman doesn't need to be dignified! That's what my grandpa said. "Tang Yuan shook his head proudly.
"How dare you call yourself a gentleman …!" Jun Moxie retched. Besides, how could there be a true gentleman in this world?
After settling Fatty's side, Jun Moxie was slightly relieved. The rest was up to him! Damn it! Today, I'll let you idiots see what a real hooligan is! I'll kill all of you!
Wait here and do nothing? How could I have that much time? Humph humph, today I will be a rogue to the end!
"Who's that? I'm talking to you. What are you looking at? Do I look good? "Jun Moxie narrowed his eyes and asked a guy who was sneaking a peek at him. He recognized this fellow. He was from the Meng Clan. Previously, he participated in the framing of Fatty Tang with Meng Haizou. He seemed to be called Meng Fei, but now, of course, he pretended not to know him.
"Nothing much." The guy named Meng Fei was also very arrogant. He squinted his eyes and tilted his head, showing the back of Jun Moxie's head. Of course, those who received the invitation, which one of them didn't have some status? The Meng Clan was not a small clan.
"F * ck! ~ ~ ~" Jun Moxie let out a weird yell. He rolled up his sleeves and was about to take off his clothes as he rushed forward. "Who the f * ck are you? Do you know who you're talking to? F * ck! What are you looking at? Look at your mother's head! Look at me! If you keep looking, I'll dig your eyeballs out and stuff them into your testicles, do you believe me?! "
Jun Dashao straightened his neck. His veins were bulging. He gritted his teeth and narrowed his eyes, spittle flying everywhere.
Even in his wildest dreams, Meng Fei had never imagined that he would attract such an undeserved calamity just by looking at it. Everyone else was looking, so why was he the only one to suffer? He almost vomited blood after being scolded. His face turned red and he stuttered a few times. He was so angry that he could not speak.
"Forget it! Third Young Master, there's no need to lower yourself to the level of these vulgar people! "Fatty Tang hurriedly mediated and said magnanimously.
It was time for him to make an appearance. The two of them had been friends for a long time. Fatty Tang and Jun Moxie's teamwork was flawless. He pulled Jun Moxie back. "Stay alert. We still need to amaze the world in the throne room later! Show off our unparalleled talents. Maybe His Majesty will be happy and reward us with the title of Prime Minister or Grand Preceptor to satisfy his craving for being an official. "
"That's true!" Jun Moxie stroked his hair and swung it arrogantly. "I won't lower myself to the level of these vulgar people!"
The two of them echoed each other, causing everyone around them to have a strong urge to vomit. Just the two of you? Amaze the world with unparalleled talents? Become Grand Preceptor of the Prime Minister? F * ck me …
I've finally seen what it means to be a donkey that doesn't know its own face. What an eye-opener …
"Jun Moxie! What do you mean! Do you think I'm easy to bully? " The greasy-haired Meng Fei was tongue-tied for a long time. Then, he finally calmed down and flew into a rage.
"Everyone saw it! This brat was the one who stirred up trouble. You can't blame me for that! " Jun Moxie spread out his hands like an innocent victim. "I thought that since we're all friends, we're not outsiders. Isn't that right? Just saying a few words is enough. But, this guy is unforgiving! What is this place? This is the Imperial Palace! How dare he roar like this! Humph! Do you want to rebel? Or is the Meng Family plotting to usurp the throne? "
Everyone fainted. Too shameless! He was simply too shameless! Even if it's a groundless accusation, it's still too outrageous …
"You … you … talk nonsense!" Meng Fei almost fainted. Even his body was trembling like a leaf in the wind.
The debauchee Jun didn't slow down. He rushed over and slapped Meng Fei's face a few times. Then, he stamped his foot on Meng Fei's belly. His movements were swift and natural.
Meng Fei was caught off guard. Moreover, he hadn't expected that this guy would dare to fight in the Imperial Palace. Meng Fei was beaten senseless. He could only see a golden light flashing in front of his eyes. Then, he bent over like a shrimp clutching his belly. Jun Dashao was merciless. So, how could he let go of this opportunity? He jumped up, and let out a strange "Oh yeah ~ ~" sound. Then, he knocked Meng Fei to the ground. Then, Jun Dashao's legs spun like a whirlwind, and madly rushed towards Meng Fei's face.
The greasy-haired Meng Dashao had turned into a pig's head. He was even fatter than Tang Yuan.
Everyone started to clamor. This Jun Moxie was too lawless.
"Forget it, Young Master Jun. Forgive and forget!" A young man's face was filled with indignation. He pulled Jun Moxie back when he was about to raise his foot again.
Everyone saw that there was a good show to watch. They were the people of the oldest families in the capital. They wanted to see how Jun Moxie, the biggest debauchee, would step down.
"Who are you? Do you have the right to speak here? Who do you think you are? Do you know what crime this Meng Fei has committed? You're muddle-headed and you want to come out and fight? Are you tired of living? "
Jun Moxie's eyes were closed. He straightened his waist, tilted his body, and twisted his buttocks. His whole body formed an "S" shape. He put his left hand on his waist, and tilted his head. He looked like a giant teapot.
"I am Murong Qian Li! The third generation of the Murong Family! " The young man in embroidered robes had a proud expression on his face. He raised his chin slightly and looked at Jun Moxie with arrogance. He spoke slowly and in a tone that Jun Moxie hated the most, "Jun Sun-shao, hehe. You see … Won't you give me some face? It's only a misunderstanding. How about we turn weapons of war into gifts of jade and silk? "
"Woah! It's the Murong Family … I'm scared to death, I'm scared to death … Oh ~ ~ ~ Fatty, hurry and save me. I'm so scared that I can't breathe … "
Jun Dashao jumped up in shock. He shouted exaggeratedly and patted his chest. He was so shocked that his heart was about to jump out of his chest. Then, he suddenly put on a straight face. It was as if he was wearing a mask. "Trying to scare me?! You dare to use the Murong Family to pressure me?! Tsk tsk tsk, tsk tsk tsk … "
Jun Moxie circled around Murong Qian Li twice. He stretched his neck and grinned. He gritted his teeth. "Ha! Ha! Ha! Murong Qian Li, you're very awesome. The Murong Family is very famous. Hehehe. Do you know who this young master is? "
Jun Moxie didn't wait for Murong Qian Li to speak. He then said in a strange tone, "Do you think that the Murong Family is more awesome than my Jun Family? Hehe. You're so young, but you can represent the Murong Family? Woah! You're really awesome! It seems that the Murong Family and the Meng Family want to join hands in a rebellion. They want to overthrow my Tian Xiang. I understand! "Jun Moxie nodded.
"I didn't say that I'm representing the Murong Family! I didn't say anything about rebellion! Don't start a rumor here! Jun Moxie, you can use this trick on others. But, it won't work on me! " Murong Qian Li squinted his eyes and saw that his brothers were looking at him strangely. So, he hastily tried to explain himself.
"I can't represent the Murong Family? Then, why did you jump out? F * ck! I'm such a failure as a human. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry wants to bully me! I don't have the slightest bit of fun in my life. "
Jun Moxie sighed. Then, he suddenly raised his eyebrows and glared at Murong Qian Li, "Since you can't represent the Murong Family, then why did you come out and pretend to be a donkey? Why aren't you getting out of here? Look! Why don't you try looking at me again? Do you believe that I won't castrate you right now? You don't even need to leave the Imperial Palace to find a meal? Hurry up and get out of here! F * ck! "
Jun Sun-shao's arrogant and despotic behavior finally aroused the anger of the crowd. The scholars and the young masters looked at him with disdain. They all started to criticize him. Jun Moxie stood with his hands on his hips. He didn't reject anyone. He stood in front of the Imperial Palace's main hall. Obscenities and vulgarities poured out in torrents. The vulgarities of the marketplace were endless. Their voices were getting louder and louder. Their spittle was getting more and more everywhere. But, they didn't back down.
There's a poem that goes, "Even if he has thousands of soldiers and horses, I am still a pillar in the middle!"
There's another poem that goes, "Frowning and coldly facing thousands of people's fingers, I open my mouth and curse them all back!"
Fatty Tang looked at Jun Sun-shao's tall and slim back with boundless adoration. He exclaimed in admiration, "This eloquence! This reaction! This is really nimble and awesome! " There's only one sentence that can describe it, "A child who eats candy … chews it!" (Amazing!)
The crowd's emotions were stirred up. The voices in front of the main hall were getting louder and louder. In fact, it seemed like a market was about to start a fight …
"Impudent! This is the Imperial Palace! Who dares to make such a ruckus here? Don't you want your heads anymore? "a dignified voice suddenly resounded. It sounded like the evening drum and morning bell. It was so loud that even the deaf could hear.
The people who were quarreling looked up. They couldn't help but shout, "Heavens!" The big shots of the imperial court and the elders of the various families were standing there with black faces. In fact, it seemed as if a layer of frost was hanging on their faces.
"What a scandal!" Dugu Zong Heng shouted. It seemed as if he wished for the whole world to be in chaos.
The youngsters all had sullen faces as they hung their heads. They hated Jun Moxie to the extreme. They had painstakingly built up their image. But, they had lost it because of this guy. They had fallen into the eyes of the big shots … Sigh!
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