Xu Qing suddenly realized that Jiang He seemed to be learning how to act coquettishly.
Natural talent?
Incredible.
She was already so good at fighting, if she learned how to act coquettishly …
Looking at the blank exercise book on the coffee table, Xu Qing felt very depressed.
Jiang He had already taken out a can of cola from the fridge. She popped the tab open, inserted the straw, and sat in front of the computer to study Hearthstone.
The fun thing about Hearthstone was that it wasn't like DNF, where players didn't have to play all the time. All they had to do was sit back comfortably in their chair, drink their cola, and wait for their opponent to make a move. This was something Jiang He had experienced after watching Xu Qing play a few rounds.
"Why is he so ugly?"
Jiang He was facing a Warrior, who was ugly compared to the female Priest she was playing.
"That's because you haven't seen a Warlock yet."
"Do you want me to play with you?" Seeing that Xu Qing had nothing to do, Jiang He patted her leg, as if she wanted to play with Xu Qing just now.
"Any normal girl would not make such a suggestion. Instead, she would whimper and ask for a hug."
"Whimper?"
"One punch to kill a whimper."
Xu Qing said something difficult to understand, then sat on the sofa with the computer and watched his favorite movie.
He spent more time hugging the computer than he did hugging Jiang He.
No matter what position he played in, the computer would cooperate.
The computer would not ask questions, the computer would not crack its fist, the computer would always be there waiting for you. The computer was very good.
The music video he made last time was on the front page for a day. It became very popular, and Xu Qing had tasted the sweetness. He had always wanted to make another one, but he had no idea.
The reason the last one became popular was that the story was complete, and it was contrary to the lyrics, yet miraculously consistent. From another perspective, the story of two people became the story of one person, creating a contrast.
White Gourd wagged its tail and jumped, its round body smashing directly onto the keyboard of the laptop. Before it could lie down, Xu Qing lifted it up by the back of its neck.
Grasping fate by the throat.
The back of a cat's neck was like an Achilles' heel. As long as you grabbed it, it wouldn't be able to move. Just like those powerful bosses in martial arts movies, there would always be a fatal weakness.
The man and the cat stared at each other.
There was no expression on White Gourd's fat face, but one could tell from its eyes that it was very unhappy to be carried like this.
"Jiang He …"
"Ah?" Jiang He, who was playing Hearthstone, turned his head in confusion.
"I didn't call you."
“？”
"I suddenly feel that you two are very similar." Xu Qing carried White Gourd and turned to Jiang He. He let go and tossed it aside. "You and it are very similar."
"White Gourd is very smart."
Jiang He picked up White Gourd and placed him on his lap.
Xu Qing declined to comment.
When White Gourd first arrived, it would be angry every day. It would hide in the corner or under the bed. Only delicious food could lure it out, and it would continue to hide after eating.
Later, when it felt safe, it slowly grew fat and liberated its nature. It became more and more clingy and wandered around the house every day.
Jiang He was a cat.
Xu Qing looked worriedly at Jiang He, who was playing with the cat. He couldn't beat it, and it had learned to act like a spoiled child. If it became a big fat man, his days would be over.
"Why are you looking at me?"
Jiang He raised his eyebrows. He still had that heroic look on his face.
"Nothing. I just feel that I have a girlfriend by my side every day, but I can't even enjoy the air conditioner … Now you know what you should know. Sleeping together won't make a child. Why can't you be considerate of me? Do you know how hot it is in the summer? This fan blows hot air at night … "
"Then let's change back," Jiang He said hesitantly.
"Forget it. Pretend I didn't say anything."
"…"
Jiang He was so angry that he gritted his teeth. "You just want to move in and sleep with me!"
"Really, it's hot."
"Injuring myself to gain sympathy!"
"No, how could I use such a stupid method to torture myself …"
"Then I'll move into your room, and we can both enjoy the fan."
"Okay, okay."
"…"
"…"
Xu Qing laughed. "Just kidding. Girls are afraid of heat. You don't have to move in."
"How do you know that girls are afraid of heat?"
"Cough … I just know, but I can't explain to you how I know. This is called the curse of knowledge."
"Thanos is fake. It's in the movies."
"I …" Xu Qing opened his mouth, but the words were stuck in his throat.
How do you even know about Thanos?
What the hell!
"That day when you said it, I looked it up. Then I found out that Thanos and Iron Man fought, and Iron Man died …"
"You went to look up everything I said, right?" Xu Qing scratched his face, not knowing what to say.
"Of course, if I don't understand, I have to look it up."
"Well … I also know why you know about Jin Pingmei, and you already know a lot of things that I don't know."
Jiang He was still the same old Jiang He. He knew everything and just kept it in his stomach to watch him perform.
Cunning and cunning.
Naughty.
"Actually, the curse of knowledge does exist. To put it simply, everyone can only think on the basis of their cognitive level. This cognitive level is the sum of all their experiences since birth. People can't understand things that are beyond their cognitive level. If you understand it, you understand it. If you don't understand it, you can't explain it clearly."
Xu Qing rubbed his nose and said, "So I didn't lie to you."
"You can't lie to me even if you want to." Jiang He snorted. "It's just that I let you think that you've lied to me."
"You've learned to be mysterious?"
"…" Jiang He pursed his lips and didn't say anything.
In fact, the weather was really hot. It was going to be July. The sun shone brightly every day, and there was no rain. The heat was getting stronger and stronger. Xu Qing took out the ancestral mat. He woke up every day with the marks on his body.
"If it's really hot, we can move that bed into the house." After a while, Jiang He pointed to the storeroom. "Then I'll sleep on that bed, and you can have the big bed again."
"What's the difference between that and changing the room back?"
"You still don't agree to change it back."
Sleeping in the same room with two beds was better than sharing the same bed. Otherwise, Xu Qing might secretly trick him into having a child.
"Well … that's fine." Xu Qing thought for a while and agreed.
The weather was really hot, and the ancestral mat was useless — he couldn't blow on the air conditioner himself, so he let Jiang He return to the storeroom to heat it up. He also couldn't let Jiang He blow on the air conditioner and let him suffer in the storeroom. This was the best solution.
"Then after I finish this round, I'll help you move the bed in," Jiang He said, and then continued to play the game.
A battle between Priests was supposed to be a disgusting thing, but Xu Qing only had one Weasel Shepherd in his deck. The 1/1 Weasel's "hehe hehe" sound sounded really cheap, and Jiang He hadn't grasped the core logic of this deck yet, so he was always at a disadvantage.
"The winning point of this deck is to shuffle the cards. Shuffle a large number of Rats into his deck, so that he plays more and more cards, and then you win …" Xu Qing came over and sat beside her. He hugged her leg and touched it while giving her pointers.
She wouldn't get tired of playing with her straight and slender legs for a year.
"Why do you shuffle into his deck?" Jiang He asked. Everyone's deck only had 30 cards. The thief who blew up the cards in the last round gave her the illusion that the thicker the deck, the better.
"Use a 1/1 Rat to dilute his cards. He can only draw one card per round. This time, he draws a Rat. The next round, he draws another Rat. The next round, he draws another Rat. The next round, he draws another Rat … and then he retreats." Xu Qing's smile was very clean.
"It's so slow to win like this."
Jiang He's luck was good, and the key cards were already in her hands. Seeing this, Xu Qing put down his leg and helped her control the mouse to play the cards.
"This is an entertainment deck. The other cards are used to win this round, but this deck is used to win outside the game. Simply put … it's to play with the mentality and directly win against the person on the other side of the computer through the screen."
At the same time, he added an emoji that said, "The Holy Light will punish you."
The "wow" line was deleted, which directly reduced the fun of priests by 80%. Xu Qing had been complaining about this for a long time.
Facing a dirty Shepherd, he had to be dirtier than him.
"So … this game isn't about winning?" Jiang He suddenly got the point.
It was different from a DNF. The purpose of entering the duel arena was to win.
"Everyone has their own way of playing. This deck isn't about winning. If it's about winning, it's a set of secret spells … I don't know if it's outdated. Usually, the more expensive a deck is, the fancier it is, and the less powerful it is. My deck is very expensive."
Ten minutes later, the priest on the other side directly quit the game while cursing.
Jiang He watched the deck become more than forty cards. He felt like he knew how to play and excitedly wanted to play the next round.
"Move the bed," Xu Qing reminded.
"Ah …"
He forgot the important thing after playing a round of game.
Together, they went to the master bedroom and wanted to move the large bed. Jiang He looked at the bed and hesitated.
Moving another bed would be very crowded, and they would have to sleep in the same room … it seemed a little unreasonable.
What was the difference between two beds side by side and sleeping in the same bed?
"How about … you …"
"Hmm?"
"Put the sword in the middle, and we can each take half." Jiang He estimated the size of the bed.
"Okay!" Xu Qing was pleasantly surprised.
"Anyway, we're both wearing pajamas, right?"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
"You can't beat me. If you dare to touch me, I'll kick you off."
"Yes, yes!"
"Then …"
"It's decided!"
Seeing that Jiang He was still hesitating, Xu Qing pushed her back to the throne and continued playing.
It was only right and proper for a couple to sleep together.
Leaving Jiang He to play games in the living room, Xu Qing rushed to take a shower and threw the three-foot long sword on the bed. He took two steps back and moved the sword, leaving two-thirds of the space for Jiang He. He could sleep one-third of the space.
"When are you going to sleep?"
"I'll play a little longer." Jiang He looked calm and said without looking back.
"Oh, then I'll also … watch a little more video."
Seeing that she didn't want to sleep early, Xu Qing suppressed his expectation and picked up his computer to watch TV series.
It was a little sudden. He didn't expect it to be so smooth. He thought he would sleep on the floor for a while.
If he was a modern girlfriend, he would have rolled in the bed many times … Jiang He was so bad.
Fortunately, he didn't insist on waiting until they consummated their marriage. Otherwise, he would have to install an air conditioner in the utility room.
His imagination ran wild until 11 o 'clock. Jiang He was still using the Cleric to fight against others. He had lost every single time, but he was still having a lot of fun.
"Is it time to sleep?"
"Ah? Oh. "Jiang He's eyebrows trembled, and she took her pajamas to take a shower calmly.
She had been playing games tonight and hadn't taken a shower yet.
This shower took an incomparably long time, so long that Xu Qing almost thought that she fainted in the bathroom.
The air conditioner in the master bedroom was very cool, which was a world of difference from the stuffy utility room.
Jiang He walked in slowly, saw Xu Qing sitting on the sofa, and asked, "Why haven't you slept yet?"
"Uh … waiting for you."
"We're not doing anything! What are you waiting for me for? "Jiang He raised his eyebrows.
This person liked to take a mile after taking an inch. She wanted to wait for Xu Qing to fall asleep before she got in.
"We're not doing anything. Let's sleep."
Xu Qing shrugged and tried not to look at Jiang He. He was also a little nervous.
Nothing to do. What the hell am I nervous for!
While persuading himself, Xu Qing turned off the electric fan and went into the bedroom. He hugged his thin quilt and lay on one side, waiting for Jiang He to come in.
Jiang He kicked around in her pajamas and looked around the living room. Finally, she took out two cans of Coke from the fridge. She stuck a straw into one and drank it herself. She brought the other in for Xu Qing.
"Drinking Coke at night is not good for your teeth."
"I brush my teeth every day."
"It has nothing to do with you brushing your teeth …" Xu Qing pulled out the ring with a bang and sat on the edge of the bed with the long sword behind him.
As for why he put the long sword in the middle of the bed, Xu Qing thought it was a warning. If something happened in the middle of the night, Jiang He could easily grab it …
Although she could kick him off the bed with one kick, the deterrence was not that great.
"Why didn't you put it in the middle?" Jiang He saw that the sword was far to the side.
"I sleep well. This little space is enough for me. It's just to cool down … It's too hot to sleep over there," Xu Qing said.
Jiang He nodded, "It can also save some electricity. It's not a waste for two people to use the air conditioner."
"Yeah, it's already twelve o 'clock. Do you still want to stand there?"
"…"
Jiang He moved stiffly to the side of the bed. She regretted it when she saw Xu Qing come in.
How could she be so impulsive … What would Second Mother think of her if she slept on the same bed with Xu Qing so casually? What would the people in the village think of her? What would Xu Qing think of her? What would her mother-in-law … Bah, what would Xu Qing's parents think of her?
"We're not married yet …" Jiang He suddenly grabbed the quilt and hugged it in her arms. "I'm not afraid of the heat. I'll sleep at your place tonight!"
"Eh …"
Xu Qing was stunned. Before he could react, Jiang He had already run out with the quilt. He stretched out his hand and grabbed the quilt. He turned his head to look at the sword on the bed, confused.
Was he … tricked?
Was he forced back to the room?
Xu Qing came to the storeroom with a gloomy face. Jiang He was laying the quilt and panicked when he saw him come in.
"I don't want the air-conditioner anymore. You can go back to sleep." Xu Qing lay on the bed. He did not care if it was Jiang He's quilt. He closed his eyes and did not move.
He had not succeeded in seducing Kaiyuan's wife yet. He needed to work harder.
"I'm really not afraid of the heat." Jiang He said.
"Then you'll lie here and sleep with me?"
"…"
"You can only stay there. There's no room for discussion." Xu Qing wrapped himself in the quilt. He did not care if it was hot or not. He would not move anyway.
Jiang He tugged at the hem of his pajamas in a dilemma.
"Didn't you say to save electricity? Didn't you say not to waste it? It's fine to hug and kiss every day. In the end … What are you doing?! "
Xu Qing, who was wrapped up in a ball, was shocked. Jiang He carried him up with the quilt and turned off the lights and door of the storeroom. He walked to the master bedroom and threw him on the bed.
"Sleep!"
Jiang He was so angry that he turned off the lights. He crawled on the bed in the dark and curled up in a corner.
"Give me back the quilt."
"… Here."
"I'll kick you down if you touch me!"
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