The fan was very hardworking. It never complained or slacked off. As long as the switch was pressed, it would keep blowing wind until the day it broke down.
Jiang He turned on the third gear, the highest gear. The wind was very strong, and the strands of hair on her forehead kept swaying. She leaned over the desk, holding a pen and poking her eyebrows with the tip of the pen, as if it was very fun — it was more fun than solving those headache-inducing questions. Although she had mastered most of the knowledge in the current exercise book, it was very difficult to apply it and write down step by step.
The hot summer weather made people feel irritated. Xiao Ming, Xiao Hong, and Xiao Gang, who had nothing better to do every day, were even more irritating.
"Kings, marquises, generals, and ministers, would you rather have guts!"
Jiang He put the pen on the book and turned to the fan. "Wah wah wah wah wah wah …"
“？”
Xu Qing looked at her sideways.
"Don't make strange sounds at the fan. It looks silly."
"I like it!"
"If you are tired of studying, you can take a break, watch videos, listen to songs, or watch those simple scenes with only two or three actors …"
"I have never watched that!" Jiang He stared at him and retorted loudly.
"… Crosstalk."
"…"
"What do you think I am talking about?" Xu Qing looked at her meaningfully.
Jiang He took a deep breath and tried to calm herself down.
She couldn't fight, she couldn't fight.
"You used to watch Jin Ping Mei when you lived alone."
"You know what Jin Ping Mei is?"
"I know."
"Art works should be viewed with an artistic eye. You can't …"
"You just want to move in and do shameless things to me." Jiang He interrupted, "You are a pervert."
"Thinking and doing are two different things. We are boyfriend and girlfriend. It's normal to think about it. Besides, I can't beat you. It's up to you whether I know how to do it or not."
"You, you are holding my leg …"
"Uh …"
Xu Qing knew he was in the wrong. He stared at his computer and said nothing.
"You bully me, a person from Kaiyuan, who doesn't know anything. You always want to lie to me …"
Jiang He stole a glance at him and muttered as he walked to the computer, sat down, and turned it on in one go.
"Have you finished the questions?"
"You want to lie to me every day and even want to move into my house! Jiang He suddenly raised his voice.
"… Go ahead and play!"
"Humph."
Jiang He pursed her lips and turned the electric fan to her side. Then, she turned on her new toy and started playing.
It was fun, but every time she eliminated the Attack Gem, it would make a strange sound, so she had no choice but to lower the volume.
Xu Qing noticed that something was wrong with the voice and frowned. "What are you playing at?"
"Pleasure Candy."
"Candy Crush?"
He got up to take a look and saw Mirror on the computer. Jiang He had also found the game on the D drive.
He didn't think the game was fun, but he couldn't resist the discount. After downloading it, Xu Qing played it twice before throwing it aside.
"This game is not fun at all."
"How is it not fun? I think it's very good. Watch me get rid of these three gems … "
Bang! Bang!
A series of sound effects played out. The opponent's clothes on the computer screen had been destroyed by Jiang He's Gem Elimination.
"…"
"…"
Looking at the two big bears jumping around, Jiang He froze.
"Ahem … I said it's not fun. Actually, you should format the D drive. Let me teach you, like this …"
"Get away!"
Jiang He stared at him fiercely. "I didn't expect you … you …"
"It's normal for a man living alone to have this kind of game on his computer. I didn't steal it or rob it. If you didn't lock the computer, I would have deleted it a long time ago."
Xu Qing looked at the "Computer Tutorial: Beginner to Master" and felt something was wrong.
Normally, he would give up from beginner to beginner. How come he even learned how to find hidden folders?
"Is your brain full of this?"
"No, I just look at it when I'm bored. Really." Xu Qing said.
Jiang He was dubious. It seemed that he had been watching movies on the computer for the past year, and these were just there.
"There's a term called collector's addiction. It means that you download it and never touch it. Look at the many games on my computer, but you haven't played them much, right?"
"I'll believe your nonsense."
"Now I'm going to delete them …"
"Don't touch them. They're mine now." Jiang He quickly protected the mouse.
“？”
"These are all evidence of you lecher. You want to delete them and not admit it? Impossible!"
"My body can't take it if I play too much." Xu Qing felt that he was done for. This wife from Kaiyuan was going to stray.
"Why can't I take it?"
"I'm just a pure boyfriend. It's hard to explain this to you."
Jiang He did not believe his nonsense. He already knew that this guy was not that simple, and now he had discovered Xu Qing's secret …
She closed this stupid game, clicked on the mouse, and opened another game.
"This one too?"
"No." Xu Qing shook his head. The new game Jiang He opened was Hearthstone. "You need to apply for an account."
"Then I'll play this."
"You need to apply for an account."
"You don't have one?" Jiang He was confused.
"… Fine. I'm not used to seeing you act so matter-of-factly." Xu Qing complained. Although his was Jiang He's, but …
He felt that something was different recently.
"You're holding my leg …"
"Okay, stop talking."
After the game was updated, Xu Qing quickly entered his account and password.
The loud voice of the owner of the small and rundown pub sounded very familiar to Xu Qing.
Back when he was in school, he would play when he was bored and get a monthly allowance. After that, he didn't play much and didn't touch the game anymore. Now that it was given to Jiang He, it felt like a legacy.
"This is a card game. You have a deck of cards, the opponent has a deck of cards, and then you play them one by one. You have to use your brain to play."
Seeing Jiang He excitedly click to start the game without even looking at the basic tutorial, Xu Qing couldn't help but remind her.
Jiang He: I don't know who I am, I don't know where I am, I only know that I'm going to start a massacre …
Faced with a completely unfamiliar interface, Jiang He was confused. After thinking for a while, she gave up the throne.
"Then play it once for me to see."
"It's actually very simple. Here's a crystal. Every round, it increases a little, and then you take turns to play …"
Xu Qing sat on the chair and ended his first round. Then he pulled Jiang He to sit on his lap and taught her step by step.
With her soft body in his arms, he didn't feel hot at all. Xu Qing tilted his head and sniffed. Jiang He's hair was still as fragrant as ever.
"If you can reach Legendary, you can play this too. It's more interesting, but with your IQ, it's a little difficult …"
Legendary was the highest tier. After that, there were only stars and no new tiers.
"Your IQ is the difficult one."
"Alright, I admit it. I've never reached Legendary."
Xu Qing felt that it shouldn't be difficult for him to reach Legendary, but he had never tried it before. He liked playing cards that were not utilitarian, and he perfectly avoided the mainstream of every version.
When others were T7 Hunter, he played Miracle Thief. When others were Herder, he played Weasel Herder. When others were Arcane Sorcery, he played Lich Thief …
Jiang He raised her chin and looked at Xu Qing. She arched her head twice in his arms and quietly took a deep breath.
Xu Qing said as he manipulated the mouse. When he saw the opponent's card, he frowned and revealed a thoughtful expression.
"When I think about how I'm teaching an ancient heroine to play Hearthstone, it feels very magical."
"I'm already a modern person."
"Modern people receive nine years of compulsory education, and they all study."
"… Play the game well. I'm not doing any questions today."
After playing a few rounds of Hearthstone together, it was already seven at night. Jiang He lazily climbed down from Xu Qing's arms, tidied up his clothes, and opened the DNF Arena. Then, he opened the livestream.
Xu Qing noticed that the Yogurt Girl was ranked second on the leaderboard. She was one head above Wang Zijun.
He might have tried to overtake her a few times, but Wang Zijun would easily overtake her every time.
The rich guy was the official sponsor …
Xu Qing shook his head and took out the equipment that he used to make armor. He hesitated for a moment and did not make the chainmail. Instead, he held the vegetable basket and continued to weave.
It had been more than a month, and he still had not made the vegetable basket. He felt a little guilty.
"This is a vegetable basket. You can use it as a figurine. When it's done, it will be a storage box. You can put your usual chargers, earphones, nail clippers, and other miscellaneous things inside."
Xu Qing held the half-finished vegetable basket and waved it in front of the camera. Before it was done, the iron rings clanked against each other.
"Amazing! "
"A homemade vegetable basket figurine. The female streamer has picked up a ghost."
"I want it."
"Streamer, are you on the news? "
Xu Qing was stunned by the floating comments. "What news?"
Hu Datong Tree: "Police officers encountered a robbery on their way home from work. They met warm-hearted citizens working together. It looks like you. It must be you, right? "
"F * ck? Where? Where? I want to see it too! "
"Where are you from? "
"So awesome? "
"It can't be such a coincidence! "
"Streamer, are you from Jiangcheng? "
"Yes, I'm from Jiangcheng. But this matter …"
The comments came one after another. Xu Qing calmly took out his phone and searched for the local news.
A gif that lasted a few seconds appeared. It happened to be at the edge of an alley. He showed half of his face as he knocked someone down.
"Double Ear-piercing.gif."
Looking at the time, it was posted early in the morning. There were already many comments below.
"This is a misunderstanding … We are all good citizens. We play games and make armor. Why would we do something like that?"
Young Master Wang: "F * ck, you're on the news. You're awesome, brother! "
Damn!
Jiang He had just finished a game. He stretched his neck to look at Xu Qing's phone and looked at him in surprise.
Although Xu Qing had talked about what happened that day, he did not go into such detail. He only said that he knocked the person silly with a slap.
In the picture, he put his hands together and slapped the person's head. That person collapsed. Xu Qing seemed to be unsure if the person was faking it. He went over and kicked the person's leg. Then he squatted down in front of Qin Hao, who was holding his stomach.
"Quite handsome." Xu Qing praised. He saved the picture and sent it to Qin Hao.
Qin Hao replied quickly: "I've already seen it."
Xu Qing: "You didn't even tell me? "
Qin Hao: "I didn't have time. "
Xu Qing put his phone aside and continued to play with his metal basket.
Unexpected.
"Streamer, it's definitely you, right?! "
"F * ck, is this Kung Fu? "
"Amazing, what kind of fist is this? Tai Chi? Ba Ji? "
"Tiger Fool Fist! "
"Hmm … As for whether it's me … guess?" Xu Qing looked up and laughed.
…
Guess Gou Dan!
Hu Tong almost dropped his keyboard. It's definitely you!
He had felt that it looked familiar when he was editing it. He had been holding it in until night time to ask and confirm. In the end, he still had to guess …
Pulling the GIF to the desktop, Hu Tong found the video from another Ghost Animals folder. He was thinking about how to add it to the Ghost Animals folder.
…
Since the case had been filed, Xu Qing was not afraid of any trouble. However, now that everything was on the right track, he did not want to cause trouble.
When he had nothing to do, he would make videos, write movie reviews, research stocks, and accompany Jiang He to play games. These days were very comfortable. There was no need for him to cause trouble.
Jiang He focused on her game and did not participate in his chat with the audience. Now that her new account had the same score as the female gunner, it was a little strenuous for her to play. She did not want to be distracted.
When the game ended at eight o 'clock, Jiang He heaved a sigh of relief. She had to be focused at all times to avoid being smacked to death on the ground if she was not careful.
"That's you." She opened the web and searched for the news she had just seen on Xu Qing's phone.
"Yes, it's me." Xu Qing nodded and admitted.
"I did not teach you this move. You probably wanted to hit him here." Jiang He pointed at his head in confusion.
"Yes, isn't it all because of you?"
Speaking of this, Xu Qing felt a little helpless. "You said that you could break someone's neck if you were lucky … How would I dare to break someone's neck? When I saw Haozi being stabbed, I was so angry that I used all my strength. I couldn't even take it back. When I thought of this, I hurriedly used my other hand to hit his head. That's how I ended up hitting his head with both hands. "
"Oh … I see."
"Kung Fu is really not a good thing. It's too lethal …" Xu Qing rubbed his wrist and looked at her worriedly. "You should be able to take it back and forth freely, right? I don't want to see you hit someone's head off one day. "
"I can deal with people like you. But I can't hold back when I'm facing an expert."
"It's a good thing that I'm too weak …"
"Yes."
Jiang He looked at the GIF on the computer. She looked at it many times. She narrowed her eyes and turned to Xu Qing. "If I hit him like this …"
"What will happen?"
"His head will be like a watermelon. Bang!" Jiang He uttered an onomatopoeic word.
Xu Qing's expression changed. He was scared by the scene Jiang He described.
With two small hands waving like that, a person's head would be like a watermelon …
Looking at Xu Qing's expression, Jiang He could not help but laugh. She realized that Xu Qing was sometimes very timid. It was fun to deliberately scare him.
"You're so timid."
"It's not that I'm timid. Any normal person would be afraid."
"I'm not afraid."
"Because you're not normal." Xu Qing got up from the chair angrily and packed his iron ring pliers. "Don't do such a disgusting thing. Murder is against the law."
"I'm just scaring you. In the past, I used a sword to cut off people's heads …"
"Shut up!"
"Oh."
Realizing that his tone was not very good, Xu Qing took a deep breath and softened his voice. "That's in the past. You're now a weak girl without the strength to truss a chicken. You've never hurt anyone. Do you understand?"
"I understand."
"… And I'm also afraid of the details that you're going to tell me."
He looked at Jiang He. If this girl had been holding a sword back then, it was possible that she could have stabbed him to death with one strike.
Originally, life and death were too far away from people, and they were always so fearless. After seeing Qin Hao almost get into trouble up close, Xu Qing felt the fragility of life.
And the reverence for life.
Jiang He lowered her head. After a moment, she raised her head again and opened her hands. "I understand."
"You're Jiang He from the modern era."
"Yes, I'm your girlfriend, Jiang He."
Jiang He rubbed his face with her nose. "I'm really just scaring you. I won't hurt anyone. Don't be afraid that I'll be arrested."
"You have to treat yourself as a modern person from the bottom of your heart."
"Well, do you want to eat my tongue?"
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