Once a person was forced into a corner, they would do anything.
Except for mathematics.
Nine years of compulsory education had made Jiang He's eyes less innocent.
It was quite a headache for an ancient person to face Xiao Ming's strange and roundabout questions every day. Xu Qing only planned to let her learn until middle school. High school would depend on her interest. If she wanted to learn, then she could learn. If not, then so be it. Anyway … the nine years of compulsory education was for her to live a good life. High school was more focused on getting into university.
Ever since Jiang He's performance of "Warrior Like The Wind" during the live broadcast, the number of Jiang He's fans had increased. There were even people who edited the video of her performance and edited it together with the footage of her KOing her opponent in the duel arena. However, the popularity of this gaming section wasn't that high. It belonged to a small circle.
From a larger perspective, the two's weird live broadcast was nothing at all. Just looking at the DNF section, it was already a little popular.
Ghostswordswoman only had a pair of wings, a pair of shoes, and a Christmas hat. They were all gifts from the event. She held a fake purple sword in her hand. She basically won all the sections below 1,300 points. She only slowed down when she reached 1,400 points. Now, she had climbed to 1,500 points.
With the basic popularity, it was very interesting to watch. Not to mention, there was a loafer beside her every day. Now, Xu Qing's Ghostswordsman had rushed to the front page.
Inadvertently planted a willow tree?
Xu Qing had been thinking about it. This had disrupted his plans … or rather, it was his control over his life.
Originally, every day was carefree, and his life had always been in an ideal state. He could do whatever he wanted, and everything was within his expectations. Although it did not affect his life now, if he did not do something, he might regret it in the future. If he wanted to seize this opportunity, he had to put in some effort … His future development would deviate from his original routine.
Loafing around wasn't just muddling through. He had to have a general plan for his future life, and now he had to rethink it.
He glanced at Jiang He. The heroine did not think so much. Anyway, she had enough to eat and wear, and when she was free, she would bully Xu Qing. This life was very good.
No matter what, now that the popularity of the video had increased, he should strike while the iron was hot and produce a few more episodes of high-quality videos. He would be able to achieve twice the results with half the effort. He should first seize this opportunity and turn it into practical benefits before thinking about other things.
Xu Qing massaged his little feet and used his free hand to tap on the computer. Jiang He gradually became engrossed in the novel.
…
Xu Wenbin hadn't slept at night. He had been organizing his words.
Xu Qing's guess was right. That phone call was made by Xu Wenbin on impulse. Originally, he thought that Xu Qing was secretly doing a live broadcast. Now that he was discovered, he exposed Xu Qing's lie and said that he already knew about it. Then, he taught him a lesson about his sophistry.
He didn't expect Xu Qing to admit it so readily. He hadn't thought about how to educate him yet …
This was going too far!
It was like two old ladies who lived opposite each other and had been quarreling for half their lives. Suddenly, one day, when the old lady on the east side opened her mouth to scold, the old lady on the other side immediately agreed. The old lady listened silently and nodded without retorting. From time to time, she would agree, "You're right. I was wrong before."
It was the same feeling.
Xu Qing didn't want to talk nonsense. This was strange …
"What are you looking at with your phone?" Zhou Suzhi held a cup of honey water and blew on it slowly. She was puzzled when she saw Xu Wenbin in a daze.
Xu Wenbin came back to his senses and shook his head. "Nothing."
"Why did Xu Qing come over today? Just to show off to you about the newspaper? "
The newspaper was still on the table. Xu Qing wanted to hang it in his study but was chased away by Xu Wenbin. Before he left, he even took a durian with him.
"He still wants the old house. He said if you give it to him, he will get married and give you grandchildren."
"That's great!" Zhou Suzhi's eyes lit up when she heard this. She held the cup and moved closer to Dong Xuebing. "Just give it to him."
"Don't talk nonsense. How old is he? Can he be a father?"
"He's about the same age. When I was pregnant, you were about the same age."
"… Is that the same?"
"What's the difference?"
"…"
Xu Wenbin thought for a while and unlocked his phone. He rummaged through it and found an emoticon: The difference between me and my parents when we were younger.jpg
When my parents were 25 years old: Muscular/Raising one or two human babies/Full of energy/The country needs me/Waking up at 5 am/
Young people nowadays: Useless/I'm dying/So sleepy/Why am I so tired/Sob sob sob/Don't want to move …
Vivid images.
Zhou Suzhi almost spat out the honey water and quickly wiped it with a tissue.
"You know this? Where did you find it? It's fun. "
"Hmph."
Xu Wenbin glanced at the 'Cheers for friendship.jpg' on her phone with a look of disdain.
Young people only know how to play … Well, it's really fun.
"You can find it on the Internet. Sometimes, he also has it … What's this?" Xu Wenbin tapped on the screen and opened the homepage of the idle Lord Qing. Suddenly, he saw a new video.
Clicking on the play button, Xu Qing's edited voice immediately came out.
"May you see the light of day in front of the cold iron blade … I don't like to complain, but …"
"Like a ghost. Look at the pale face of the female lead, and then look at the people around her. It's not the same style …"
"… The main point is still to promote martial arts, martial arts! This is such an insult! Even if my dad used a belt to whip me, it would be more martial arts than this! … "
The old couple listened to Xu Qing's complaints. Xu Wenbin's eyebrows twitched.
"Was it very harsh when I used to whip him with a belt?"
"I can't remember. I only remember that he cried quite badly."
"…"
…
"Why did your dad whip you with a belt?"
Jiang He took a shower. When he came back, Xu Qing was watching his own video and happened to see this scene.
"That's a lot. He used firecrackers to blow dog sh * t on Qin Hao, skewered the fish in the fish tank with a wooden stick and roasted them …"
Xu Qing said casually. The video had only been released for three hours, but it had already received tens of thousands of views. Wow, the password to wealth.
It was hot.
"Video asking for a belt beating"
"It's not very lethal, but it's very insulting"
"Indeed, beating a child in a mess is more hot-blooded than two people running in circles"
Rows of bullet screen comments. In these three hours, he had gained thousands of fans, and the number of shares was within 10: 1.
He was flattered.
"Let's go to sleep."
Browsing through the comments, Xu Qing saw some people refuting him, but he did not care. If he had to nitpick, he could nitpick every drama, but this …
After watching it, he still felt that it was' fitting to the original 'and' beautiful '. He only felt that these people were pitiful.
Turning off the computer, the two of them went back to the bedroom. Jiang He sat on the edge of the bed, his body moving here and there, feeling awkward.
She had just washed her clothes in the shower and was about to hang them back in the bedroom out of habit, but then she realized that Xu Qing was there too.
So she hung all her clothes in the storeroom.
"Where are your bodyguards?"
"What for?"
"Put them in here, the bits and pieces that we don't need for now, like nail clippers, ear picks … and this bus card, put them all in here, it looks neat."
Xu Qing was fiddling with the metal basket on the windowsill. Whatever he had, he had to use it. Moreover, this way, it looked more like a home …
"This basket is not for you to carry out to buy groceries, it's for storing things. You can bring this bus card with you when you go out in the future, you don't need to use your phone to swipe the code."
Hearing this, Jiang He organized her things, throwing all the small things into the basket, including the little bear on the bedside, leaving only a big bear, which looked much more orderly.
"I don't think this sword is very useful. If you turn over at night, the sword will only hurt you." After settling everything, Xu Qing sat back on the bed, half lying down, and pulled the big bear that won at the amusement park to the middle. "So, I don't need to be so far away from me, right?"
"Yes, that's fine." Jiang He nodded.
Xu Qing felt that he was really smart. "You can squeeze next to the big bear, and I will also squeeze next to the big bear. We won't bump into each other."
The big bed in the bedroom was more than enough for two people, and there was still enough space for the big bear to be placed in the middle.
Looking at Jiang He's moist face after the shower, Xu Qing restrained his impulse. He couldn't push his luck, he had to be content.
He had been planning all this since winter, and now he finally moved in …
Enough patience was the basic quality of a leek.
"Then I'll turn off the light." Jiang He put her hand on the light switch.
"Do you like the dark at night? Actually, there is a small night light. "Xu Qing said. He liked to sleep in the dark at night, so he rarely used that light.
"What is the small night light for?" Jiang He asked.
"It's not too dark at night, so it's convenient to leave a light on at night or do other things …"
Do other things?
Jiang He suddenly became a little vigilant. "What do you want to do?"
"Nothing, I'm just saying that the small night light is a very common function. I'm just asking if you want to turn it on." Xu Qing said, "Most people will turn it on when they sleep. I used to …"
"Liar, you've never turned it on before."
"Alright, when I'm alone … wait?" Xu Qing frowned and looked at Jiang He.
"What?" Jiang He panicked when he saw the look in his eyes.
"How do you know I've never turned it on before?"
"I … I guessed."
"Guessed?" Xu Qing didn't believe it.
"This is called the curse of knowledge. I can't explain to you how I know …" Jiang He said seriously. Then she turned off the light, and the room was plunged into darkness.
She pulled off her little blanket and reached out to touch the big teddy in the middle. "Go to sleep."
Xu Qing didn't move. He felt something was not right.
"Last time, I seemed to have touched something in the middle of the night …"
"It wasn't me!"
"…"
Xu Qing was sure it was.
"Why did you sneak into my room in the middle of the night?" he asked.
"I didn't sneak into your room."
"You're shameless. I even need to greet you before entering your room, but you sneaked into my room in the middle of the night and did something unspeakable to me …"
"I didn't!" Jiang He was furious. "I just wanted to see if you were hot."
"…"
Xu Qing's heart skipped a beat.
Both of them didn't speak. The bedroom fell into silence. Separated by the big teddy in the middle, they seemed to be able to hear each other's breathing.
After a while, Jiang He turned over and stared at his silhouette in the dark. "Why aren't you talking?"
"Didn't you say you wanted to sleep?"
"Oh, then let's sleep." Jiang He said.
She blinked. She didn't feel sleepy. She slowly relaxed her breathing and listened carefully to the movement on the other side of Xu Qing.
Running into a man's room in the middle of the night and being discovered, Jiang He, you're too careless!
"Actually, I've been planning this since winter."
Xu Qing suddenly spoke.
"What?" Jiang He was startled.
"Change rooms. It's so hot in the summer. You definitely wouldn't agree to move from the storeroom, so I changed rooms with you. Now that I'm moving over, you'll agree. "
"Oh."
Jiang He responded. She had already guessed it.
"We've finally slept on the same bed. Good night, Heroine."
Xu Qing laughed. His finger touched the nose of the big teddy in the middle. There was a plastic gem there. "Do you want to put your hand over?"
"No, good night." Jiang He replied and turned over to face the window.
They slept together just like that …
If Xu Qing suddenly pounced on her in the middle of the night, how should she beat him up?
Let him put on the chainmail before beating him up?
Or …
He probably didn't have the guts to do that. That's why this person didn't dare to pounce on him. Even if he did, she could hold him down with a backhand.
As she was thinking, Jiang He felt a touch on her curled up leg.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"You're the one who crossed the line to touch me." Xu Qing moved his leg and gently touched the back of her foot.
"Did I?"
Jiang He mumbled and straightened her curled up leg so that she wouldn't run over to his side.
Hmph, it was just a little too much …
She pinched the quilt and turned over again. She stretched out her leg to explore Xu Qing's half.
She bumped into Xu Qing again.
He didn't seem to respond. She gently kicked his foot again.
"Are you seducing me?" Xu Qing spoke in the dark.
"Who's seducing you!"
Jiang He quickly retracted her leg.
She stared at the ceiling for a while. She didn't feel sleepy at all. Just as she was about to close her eyes, she felt Xu Qing's foot touching her. Jiang He immediately opened her eyes.
"What are you doing?" she asked. "Be careful, or I'll kick you off."
"You're the only one allowed to touch me, but I'm not allowed to touch you? You're the governor, right? "
"I just accidentally touched you," Jiang He quibbled.
"Then I was also careless."
Xu Qing's leg was clamped by Jiang He's feet. He immediately stopped moving. He put one hand on the head of the teddy and prepared to sleep.
"Oh, do you know about snakes?" he asked.
"Ah." Jiang He was still rubbing against him with her foot.
"When a snake wants to have a baby, it's mating. Just like us, we'll tangle our feet together."
Hearing his words, Jiang He was shocked. Her toes curled up. She immediately reacted, "We're not snakes!"
"Yeah, so we won't have a baby. You can also put your hand over and let me touch it. That way, I can sleep better. Otherwise, it'll be hard for me to fall asleep."
"Then how did you sleep before?" Jiang He didn't believe his nonsense.
"I hugged your straw sandals to sleep before. Otherwise, why would I put them at the head of the bed?"
"…"
"…"
"Pervert!" Jiang He held it in for a long time before spitting out these two words.
However, she still put her hand over and let him hold it. Then, she was kissed on the back of her hand.
As long as they didn't have a baby, it didn't seem to be a big deal … It was much better to like hands than shoes.
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