If his current life could continue unchanged, Xu Qing felt that he would probably be happy.
But there was nothing in the world that would not change.
For example, he moved to the utility room, or Jiang He slept in the master bedroom, or Jiang He could occasionally catch the joke he threw at him.
Jiang He even learned to play the supporting role, using words like "wow" to express surprise.
After the change, what followed was something wrong.
May 23rd.
"Aren't you going out to play today?"
Jiang He's words gave Xu Qing a sense of deja vu.
"You're not right."
"I'm not right." Jiang He lowered his head.
"No, you … if you don't want to learn, you can take a break. Don't keep thinking about sending me out."
Xu Qing attributed the reason to the mathematics book because Jiang He had just asked, "Why didn't this old man directly tell me how old he was? Why did he have to make things difficult for Xiaoming?"
It was obvious that she was very annoyed. This should be the first time she had empathy with Xiaoming.
If there was such a person in reality, when asked about his age, he would say that his age was multiple of his, and after that, his age difference would be the remainder … blah blah blah, Jiang He would probably stab him to death with a sword.
Things were complicated.
Xu Qing felt that he probably could not hold it in either.
Poor heroine …
If he bought a set of junior high school textbooks after this, he did not know if she would go berserk.
"Here, we learn one book every half a year. You don't have to work so hard …"
"Hard work makes up for it."
Jiang He leaned on the table and wrote and drew in the book.
"Up to you."
Xu Qing continued to do his own things. The sky outside was a little cloudy, not as hot as a few days ago. He sat in front of the window with the computer in his arms. A cool breeze came in through the gap of the open window.
"It might rain."
"It's best to be cooler."
Xu Qing also thought it was pretty good. Looking at his own comment section, Qin Maocai and Xu Wenbin rarely argued. The old man was busy making armor, and only Xu Wenbin came to leave a comment from time to time.
There was a message in the private message. He opened it and saw that it was a domestic wuxia mobile game. It was a small manufacturer that he had never heard of and wanted to discuss a collaboration.
Xu Qing was very happy about the advertisement, but he rejected it.
Taking on advertisements so early would be detrimental to development.
As a person who had never asked for three consecutive likes at the beginning of a video, Xu Qing considered himself to be relatively pure. What the audience wanted to see was the content, nothing else. Asking for three consecutive likes before even watching the content was more or less the same. The other party didn't even know what the video was about, yet they followed and liked it first. Wasn't that crazy?
Therefore, he only mentioned it at the end. To be able to see the end and not turn it off halfway meant that it was worth watching. Only then could he ask for three in a row.
He went straight to the point without a few seconds or even tens of seconds of greeting. Xu Qing believed that this was one of the reasons why his videos were so enjoyable to watch.
As for advertisements … unless the other party really offered a lot, or if it was a big manufacturer, he could consider it. At the moment, it was not very possible.
Half the afternoon passed quietly. Xu Qing finished his work for the day, stretched, and walked quietly to Jiang He's side to see how she was doing. What he saw was Little Ming in the book, with a sword and four or five darts stuck in his head.
"Hard work can make up for it?"
"…"
Jiang He, who was trying hard to doodle on the textbook, suddenly closed the book and stared at the cover.
"If you think it's too hard, put it down first," said Xu Qing.
"Have you been like this in the past?"
Jiang He thought of the nine years of compulsory education. She could actually endure it for nine years.
"Yeah, if you don't study well, you'll get spanked by the teacher."
"That's too pitiful." Jiang He shook her head sympathetically, then stood up and went to the computer. "The computer is still more fun."
"…"
Looking at Jiang He playing Ultraman Tiga, she hugged her legs and leaned back comfortably on the chair, entering the movie viewing mode. Xu Qing helped her put away the draft paper and pen, then flipped open the book to look at the doodles she had just scribbled.
It looked quite decent, and the style of the sword was still the one she had bought on Taobao.
"It made up for my childhood."
Xu Qing sighed. "I thought so too at the time. The computer was really fun. Later, I was afraid that I would be eliminated by society, so I studied hard and got into university."
"Will I be eliminated?"
"I don't know. After all, I studied. Now that I can comfortably stay at home, it should be the credit of studying. Although I don't need school knowledge to edit videos, studying for more than ten years has shaped my worldview and way of thinking. Also, my education has provided me with more choices."
"You're setting me up to learn."
"I'm just saying the truth. You can do a lot of things without studying, but if you study, you can live like you didn't study. If you don't study, it'll be hard for you to sit in an office and enjoy the air-conditioning, be a teacher, a financial officer, a data analyst …
Speaking of which, I even took a Mandarin test. Back then, I wanted to be a teacher. Now, it's still on my list. "
Xu Qing casually flipped through Jiang He's textbook. Thinking of his original plan, he sighed quietly.
There was no medicine for regret in life. Although administrative punishment would not affect him too much, it would be troublesome during the background check. This was also one of the reasons why he chose to stay at home to make videos after graduation.
"Is it good to be a teacher?"
"It's mainly because I like children … You won't understand even if I tell you. I think it's very interesting to mark their homework and essays."
"I understand, the stupidity of children."
“？”
Xu Qing gave him a sidelong glance.
"Your mom said that when you were young, you would use a flashlight to shine on the television, crying and shouting for Diga to stand up. She thought you were crazy." Jiang He pointed at Diga on the computer screen. The giant of light was using X-rays to kill monsters.
She was puzzled. "Isn't that amazing?"
She could not imagine the scene of the little Xu Qing hugging the television and crying with tears and snot all over his face.
"You'll understand when you see the last episode."
Xu Qing put down the book expressionlessly. He took out his phone and searched for a loving family.
[Spending Money at Home, Mom, can you not tell Jiang He everything? ]
Zhou Suzhi: [What did I say? ]
Xu Qing: [Ultraman, goose, dog … Everyone else is bragging to their daughter-in-law about how amazing their son is. What's the point of you digging up my dark history …]
Xu Wenbin: [You have a dark history? ]
Jiang He: [Spacing out/]
F * ck!
Xu Qing's hand trembled. He looked up at Jiang He who was holding the phone.
"When did you join the group?!"
"The last time you were reading in the study, I was chatting with Auntie outside. She added me."
"Why didn't you say anything?" Xu Qing looked down. There were indeed four people in the group. If not for Jiang He's words, he would not have noticed.
Zhou Suzhi was already asking Jiang He when they were going over for dinner …
"Why do I have a feeling that you guys were already very familiar with each other without me knowing?" Xu Qing felt that it was very strange.
Jiang He replied to Zhou Suzhi with his phone, "Did you?"
"Didn't you?"
…
Zhou Suzhi happily typed on her phone. Xu Wenbin sat at the side looking at the photo Zhou Suzhi sent him.
In the photo was Xu Qing working on his computer.
"Where did you get this from?" Xu Wenbin found it strange. "That kid is pretending …"
"Why are you putting on an act? I asked Jiang He to take this."
Zhou Suzhi pouted. "I said I missed him, then I asked Jiang He to take a photo to see what he was doing. Jiang He took one for me."
"…"
Xu Wenbin enlarged the photo. He pushed his glasses up as he looked at Xu Qing's serious face. He did not say anything.
"He hasn't gone out to spend money or cause trouble. What are you dissatisfied with?"
"Did I say anything?" Xu Wenbin stood up in annoyance and went into the study.
…
Until the ending, Jiang He did not know what to cry about. Although Diga was petrified and sunk into the water, he would definitely come back to life and defeat the monster in the end. It was the same story in the previous episodes.
As expected, Xu Qing was very stupid when he was young.
Jiang He looked at Xu Qing with disdain.
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
"You used to be a stupid kid."
"Kids are all stupid."
"Xiaoyan is very smart." Jiang He gave an example to refute Xu Qing's words.
"That's because you didn't see her stupid side. A few years ago, when she was losing her teeth, she thought she was going to die and came to say goodbye to me."
"…"
Jiang He hugged his leg and did not say anything. He moved the mouse and clicked on the computer.
She seemed to be like that when she was young — she remembered when she had just started practicing martial arts. One day, her teeth fell out on their own while she was practicing. She could understand having one's arm cut off with a knife, or being punched in the mouth until one's teeth fell out. The leader had knocked out other people's teeth before. That was very normal.
But she could not understand why her teeth would fall out on their own. They were clearly fine, but they just fell out on their own. This shocked her and she thought she was going to die soon. There was an old man in the village who was like this. He was so old that all his teeth fell out, and he died in a few months …
"Why do kids' teeth fall out on their own?"
Although she already knew it was normal, she still wanted to know the reason.
"Why do people bleed on their own?"
"I don't bleed," Xu Qing came over and said casually.
"Of course I know you don't bleed!" Jiang He was about to glare at him.
"I don't know why either. Let's take a look together."
"Go away."
"Then I'll look for it myself."
Curiosity and the desire for knowledge were human instincts. Xu Qing only had a general idea that it was due to physiology, but he could not explain the exact reason.
"I think it's weird." Jiang He rubbed his eyes. It was not normal to discuss something like this with Xu Qing, but he was also used to it.
"How is it weird for a boyfriend and girlfriend to discuss the physiological differences?"
"It's very perverted."
"Well … I'm sorry, I apologize."
Xu Qing said, "Sometimes I treat you as a modern girl … I was careless."
"Can you discuss this with a modern girl?"
"No, only when a modern girl is a girlfriend." Xu Qing shook his head. "If it's not a girlfriend, we can't talk about this kind of thing so casually."
"What about hugging my leg?"
"This is different. Whether you can accept it or not, and whether you can reject it effectively is the same standard."
"Hmm … I understand."
Jiang He nodded.
If he could not accept it and wanted to reject it, he could not even touch it even if he wanted to, let alone hug it.
"Then you hug it."
Jiang He turned the chair around and put his leg on the sofa.
"You're making it sound like I can only hug you if you agree."
"Isn't that so?"
"Yes, but it's very sad, like a reward." Xu Qing said it was sad, but his hands did not slow down at all.
"Then I'll put it in another way, please hug …" Jiang He was stuck in the middle of his sentence.
It sounded very shameful to say it like this.
"I understand, I understand."
Jiang He stared at the computer without saying anything. She also felt that something was wrong, and the relationship between them was a little strange.
"This isn't a mission. It's a natural feeling. I don't always want to hug your leg and play with it. It's just that when I'm free, I want to get a little closer to you and satisfy my lustful heart …"
It feels normal, but it sounds a little perverted coming from you. "
Xu Qing frowned, paused for a moment, and smacked his lips. "Who asked you to be a little seedling … You'll understand slowly."
"You don't want to hug me now?"
"No, it's just that when we're talking about business, I don't think about it at all, and I don't have that kind of thought. If you want, you can put your leg over, and I'll hug it naturally. It's not like you think I want to hug you, so you ask me to hug you, understand?"
"Oh …" Jiang He understood. "I want to."
"Ah?"
Jiang He did not speak, curled her toes slightly, and moved her foot into his arms.
She figured out what was strange. She felt very comfortable like this, but she did not want to call Xu Qing over, because it would be weird to say it out loud.
It was best not to say this kind of thing out loud. She could just find Xu Qing and lie in his arms, or put her leg on his body comfortably.
Jiang He narrowed her eyes and continued to type with One Finger Zen, moving her toes to play with Xu Qing's hand.
"I'm not shy anymore, but you still like to squeeze my foot."
"Well … I like it." Xu Qing did not expect to have such a hobby.
"Not lustful?"
"Lustful is liking everyone, for example, liking bears, big or small, whether they are yours or not. This is a man's instinct, and that is lustful.
Feet are unique, and other people's feet are disgusting and smelly. Only when I see yours, I want to touch it, this small … "
Xu Qing gently squeezed her foot. "This means that I absolutely like you."
"I feel like you're talking nonsense." Jiang He blushed a little.
How could he have so many reasons to talk nonsense … He was a pervert.
He could even talk nonsense.
"What is this?"
Without waiting for Xu Qing to continue speaking, she moved her mouse to a video on the broken website and clicked on it.
"My grandfather's grandfather's grandfather … many generations older.
My grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather is Xu Chu.
We have the Tiger Fool Fist left by him at home. "
The scene of Xu Qing squeezing iron rings and standing in a stance alternated, and the rhythmic rap stunned them both.
"To practice boxing, one must first train the waist. The strength starts from the ground and originates from the legs. The strength reaches the shoulders, elbows, and wrists.
Wife, kiss me. "
Jiang He: "F * ck off! "
"All the martial arts in the world are the same.
Quarrel? We all fight directly. "
Jiang He: "He is standing as punishment. "
"The armor is not for sale, it's for personal use! "
"Don't make me angry, my armor is not done yet."
Jiang He: "He doesn't like to talk, he only likes to stand."
Xu Qing's Stand-punishment.jpg
Xu Qing was shocked when he edited the part where he was training his stance and kneading his armor together with the words he said during the live broadcast.
Good lord, it was a story of a martial arts practitioner being forced to endure humiliation to make armor to prevent himself from getting beaten up.
The truth was restored.
The two looked at each other, and Jiang He burst out laughing.
Xu Qing's face darkened.
Who the f * ck threw me into the beast area?
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