After studying for a week, it was already halfway through May.
The electric fan was turned on as usual. The temperature in the day was above 30 degrees Celsius, and his clothes were much cooler. If he didn't go out, Jiang He preferred to walk around the house in his pajamas.
She just didn't understand why Little Ming and Little Hong, who were looking for trouble, did those strange and stupid things.
They could go out together, but one of them had to go out first and walk very slowly, waiting for the other to catch up.
He could have just counted the head, but he had to count the rabbit and chicken's feet …
The person who raised the rabbit must be a pervert like Xu Qing who liked feet.
Jiang He clenched her fists and stared at Xu Qing unkindly, transferring her anger towards the old farmer to him.
"There are many benefits to studying. The most direct one is to earn money!"
"How do you earn money?"
"The fastest way to earn money is to rob a bank. But if you use violence, you will be arrested.
If you know how to read, all you have to do is study their knowledge, hide in the bank through recruitment, work hard, and hide your own thoughts. Then, you can extract money from the bank without anyone knowing. Even the police can't catch you. "
"…"
"…"
"That's called working, right?"
"Congratulations on becoming a smart little seedling, Evolution Version 1.0."
Jiang He was already immune to Xu Qing. This person just liked to tease her.
"Don't pinch my feet." She lowered her head and held the book, swaying her feet on the sofa. She wasn't shy anymore, but Xu Qing still liked to pinch her feet.
"Alright, I'm going out. Stay at home."
"Oh."
Hearing Xu Qing leave with his keys and phone, Jiang He tossed the book aside, stretched her back, and let out a long sigh. Then, she got up from the sofa, leaned against the window, and opened a crack to watch Xu Qing walk out of the neighborhood.
The sun was scorching outside. What was there to go out for …
She snorted and made sure that Xu Qing had gone far away before turning back to adjust the fan.
"Woo woo woo ~"
"Woo woo ~"
Fun.
Jiang He picked up his phone and took a look at his WeChat notification.
Xu Qing: "Don't make any weird noises at the fan. "
Jiang He was shocked. He ran over and opened the window again to make sure that Xu Qing hadn't returned.
Jiang He: "I didn't! "
Xu Qing: "That's good. You're already nineteen and a mature adult. "
Putting down his phone, Jiang He leaned on the balcony and stared outside. After staring for a while, he struggled to decide if he should go out for a stroll. In the end, he gave up.
She couldn't even pick up the book. When she saw those retarded people, she couldn't help but feel a surge of anger.
If you don't know the time, look at your watch!
If you want to catch up quickly, then run!
How long would it take for it to be full? Let's wait and see how long it takes!
Everything should be calculated by someone else!
Jiang He clenched his fists and resisted the urge to smash the math book into pieces. He sat in front of the computer and turned it on.
The Windows boot page flashed. That was the happiest thing.
As a modern person, it was really not easy to learn so many things. Jiang He remembered sitting on the roof and basking in the sun when he was a child. When he was her age, the child version of Xu Qing was probably lying at the desk thinking the same thing as her.
The computer was really a treasure …
She clicked on the mouse and finally opened "Computer Tutorial: Beginner to Master". She had said that she would learn, so it was the same to learn this.
Studying until the sun set, Jiang He looked at the D drive and fell into deep thought.
There was only a movie folder, which took up more than three hundred gigabytes, but it showed that the memory was full?
Could it be broken …
Picking up his phone, he wanted to ask Xu Qing. After thinking for a moment, Jiang He put down his phone and opened Baidu. He tapped on the keyboard with one finger.
After she learned Pinyin, the writing pad had been retired. Young people shouldn't use that.
[The D drive shows that the memory is insufficient. The reason may be that there are hidden system files, cached files, etc. The solution is as follows:
…]
Following the steps, Jiang He was surprised to find that there was an extra folder, which was even bigger than the movie folder.
She solved another problem on her own.
…
When Xu Qing came back, Jiang He had already prepared dinner. There was a plate of stir-fried pork with garlic, a plate of tiger-skin pepper, and a cold bitter gourd. It was a table of simple home-cooked dishes.
"Why are you staring at me?"
"No, nothing."
"Did you study in the afternoon?" Xu Qing felt that something was not quite right.
"Study … ahem, I did."
Jiang He ate quietly and secretly glanced at Xu Qing.
"Your face is a little red," Xu Qing said.
"It's hot."
"Is it very hot?"
"Yes, it's very hot."
"Then bring the fan over."
Xu Qing put down the bowl, turned the fan to another direction, turned off the head tilt function, and switched to the first gear for Jiang He.
He didn't feel hot. Maybe it was because he didn't cook. It was almost summer, so it was a little hot to cook … Xu Qing thought about buying a bigger fan and putting it at the kitchen door when cooking. It would be much better.
Dinner was finished.
As usual, Xu Qing cleaned up the dishes and went to the kitchen. Jiang He sat on the chair without moving. She turned her head and stared at the kitchen door. The sound of water and dishes colliding came from inside. She took a deep breath, and her eyes drifted to the computer.
"Okay, tell me what you don't know. I'll help you with the questions."
The time between washing the dishes and seven o 'clock was the time to teach the questions. Xu Qing attached great importance to it. He wanted to enrich the basic literacy of this little old lady from the Tang Dynasty.
At the same time, he wanted to improve his authority at home.
If he couldn't fight, he would use his intelligence. After all, he was from the University of Rivertown. Tutoring elementary school students was a piece of cake.
Jiang He had an absent-minded look on her face. She was no longer angry at Xiaoming's retarded question as she held her math book. Her gaze drifted over Xu Qing, and when she saw Xu Qing turn her head to look at her, she quickly pretended to be listening attentively.
When it was time for the live broadcast, Jiang He went to the bedroom to change. In just a few minutes, she put on a shirt and sunscreen and came out with her hair tied up.
"Why did you turn off the sound system?" Xu Qing was preparing for the live broadcast. After fiddling with it for a while, he realized that the sound system was turned off.
"That … I'm tired of listening to the crosstalk."
"…"
It was baffling.
Xu Qing scratched his head. After thinking for a while, he couldn't think of anything. He turned on the television and went to the storeroom to take out his clothes rack and chainmail. He was ready to perform the hand-rubbing of the armor.
There were already a few hundred people in the live broadcast room. Even Xu Qing didn't know what these people were watching. He experimented two days ago. If he asked Jiang He to stop his live broadcast of hand-rubbing the armor, the number of people would be reduced by half. If he stopped and asked Jiang He to play the game, the number of people would be reduced by half again.
Only when the two of them were here at the same time, together with the three figures of Zhong Kui, could the atmosphere be created. The group of idiotic netizens watched happily.
Jiang He only played her game in silence. Xu Qing was responsible for chatting with them while they were rubbing the iron rings. After half an hour, they began to practice their stances. The live broadcast room quieted down. Only the sound effects and background music of Jiang He playing the game could be heard.
Jiang He's ranking had risen to more than 1500 points. It was considered high in the arena. Coupled with factors such as her tattered clothes, it was very high. Some people even wanted to give her a set of clothes to rush up to 1600 points, but the idea was rejected by the idiotic netizens.
[What I want to see is the initial set of clothes beating those flashy noobs! ]
[That's right. If the host wanted to top up money, she would have done it long ago. Look at her idling around all day making armor and practicing martial arts. Does she look like she needs money? ]
[That's what she plays. She uses ordinary equipment to reach the top. ]
[If you give 1600 points, I'll reward you with rockets! ]
[If you finish the armor, I'll reward you with two! ]
[Wake up, there are no rockets here. ]
[Are you selling the armor, host? ]
[+ 1]
[+ 1]
[800, I want it! ]
[I'll give 900! ]
[…]
The live broadcast room with a few hundred viewers was different from the ten or so viewers. The comments kept flowing. It was much livelier than the live broadcast rooms with singing and dancing. The few hundred viewers created the atmosphere of a few thousand viewers.
"I'm not selling it. It's for personal use. I want to wear it to war."
Xu Qing's hands did not stop moving. He continued to answer questions.
He had originally intended to accompany Jiang He in fooling around. Now that it looked like it was gaining some popularity, he felt a little strange.
Could it really be done?
Perhaps this was the peak. Unless Jiang He wore that tattered outfit in the game to reach the top in the national server.
Yes, it seemed like there were people who used Alipay to win at 1600 points.
However, the chances were too low. The current ranking was not just a bunch of rich people. Many of them were rich and skilled. Jiang He already had a hard time winning. Others could make five or six mistakes, but she could only make two or three mistakes. Also, because of her profession … female gunners were not very strong in this version.
"You can sell this for 900 points?" Jiang He asked.
"I only made two sleeves after a month. 9,000 is more like it."
[9,000, I'll buy it! ]
"Rich guy 666 …"
[Amazing! ]
Xu Qing was speechless as he looked at the bullet screen.
"… I'm just saying. Salted Fish should have changed hands. You guys go search. It won't be that expensive." He shook his head and laughed.
Chatting with idiotic netizens was actually quite interesting. It was much better than doing things alone.
When he first started making uploads, no one watched them. It was very difficult. Later, when people started interacting with him, it became more interesting.
"We do livestreams because we have nothing to do. We just want to experience it. We don't plan to do anything else. As for you guys, take it easy on giving gifts. If you have spare money to watch, give a gift. Don't let it get to your head. Otherwise, you'll be scolded by your husband and wife …"
Xu Qing slowly pinched the metal hoop as he spoke to them. Suddenly, a large row of bullet screen comments floated past.
[What wife? What's that? ]
[There's such a thing as a husband in this world? I've never seen one in my 20 years. ]
[I'm just watching a livestream. It's so hard for a single dog.]
"Cough … I'm sorry. I'm used to it. I thought everyone had one." Xu Qing, the evil person, thought for a moment, then looked up and said, "Actually, it's good to have a wife. Look … wifey, give me a kiss."
"…" Jiang He's hand trembled. Someone had found a flaw in his game. He immediately said, "Get lost!"
A row of bullet screen comments floated past.
Hu Tong was playing games on his computer. The livestream was open on another window. On it was Xu Qing, Jiang He, and Zhong Kui. Background music played. Listening to Xu Qing's words, the corner of his mouth twitched involuntarily, revealing a slight smile.
At first, he found it novel. He was attracted by the male streamer's stance and watched it for a few more days. Later, he fell in love with the atmosphere here.
They did not ask for attention or gifts every day. They did not do or broadcast anything according to the audience's request. The two of them were just fooling around. One of them played his game seriously, while the other was idling around. If he was not punished, he would rub his armor. Then, he would chat with them casually. They were like normal friends.
To be precise, they had never asked for attention. Not even once. Occasionally, when someone gave them gifts, they did not make a fuss. Only girls would sometimes test the waters and ask who it was for. The idiotic netizens all said that it was for rub armor.
If the guy who rubbed the armor asked, it would be for another person.
If two people asked at the same time, it might be for Zhong Kui.
"When I first met you in my youth, you are always in my heart.
My love for you has not diminished after so many years.
How can a picturesque landscape compare?
The scenery you gave me ~ "
Hu Tong hummed along with the background music in the livestream. He suddenly wanted to fall in love.
He thought about having to quarrel. It was so tiring. Forget it.
…
[Streamer, did you quarrel? ]
A bullet screen comment floated past. Xu Qing snorted.
"Quarrel? We all fight directly. "
[What? ]
[What the f * ck? Tell me in detail! ]
[Who's fighting who? ]
"Anyway, it's fine as long as we never quarrel. Tell me in detail, it's too violent."
After Xu Qing finished speaking, Jiang He gave him a sideways glance.
[I think I know why you want to make armor …]
[It's scary to think about it! ]
[Ultimate protective measures.]
[Can a martial artist be bullied by a woman? ]
"Don't fan the flames. My armor isn't ready yet."
Xu Qing smiled and shook his head.
"How can there be a couple who doesn't quarrel? It's fine as long as they can solve their problems …"
[Your solution to your problems is to get beaten up! ]
[The truth.]
[You're so pitiful that you have to make armor.] ]
Half an hour of nonsense passed. Xu Qing stood at the back practicing his stance. Suddenly, another wave of sympathetic bullet screen comments appeared.
Not only did he get beaten up, but he also had to stand as punishment.
Of course, the idiotic netizens were just joking. Xu Qing did not mind, but he did not expect that it would be his turn.
"Done and done!"
After an hour, Jiang He closed the livestream and uploaded the video of the day. Then, he stretched.
"You seem more suitable for this than me. You know how to chat and joke with them."
"So, do you want to be a food blogger?"
"I … I'll think about it," Jiang He said.
Xu Qing nodded. He stretched his wrists and moved the clothes rack and two sleeves into the storeroom. He put away the iron rings and pliers. The messy things in the living room were a little unpleasant to look at. After everything was tidied up, he returned to his seat. Seeing Jiang He reading a language textbook, he picked up the computer and started working.
"Why are you so far away from me?" After editing the video for a while, Xu Qing turned his head and asked.
He just realized that today, Jiang He did not sit on the sofa with him like usual. Instead, he moved a small stool and sat on the other side.
"Ah? Oh. "
Jiang He seemed to have just reacted. He slowly sat next to him.
He glanced at Xu Qing, then glanced again.
"What's wrong with you?"
"I'm fine!" Jiang He suddenly raised his voice. He leaned into his arms confidently and continued to read.
？
Xu Qing was a little stunned.
"Do your work properly. Don't think too much." Jiang He pushed his face straight.
If this person dared to do anything, he would kick him back to the room.
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