The primary school textbooks would be delivered on the 7th of May.
Jiang He was curious and wanted to open it but was stopped by Xu Qing. He carried the two bags of books back to his room.
Once the bags were opened, Jiang He's smile would not be so good.
"Let's go out and play tomorrow."
Go out and play, then come back and let her start school. This was Xu Qing's plan.
Life should have a sense of ritual.
"Where are we going?"
"The amusement park. It's three days after the holidays, so there shouldn't be many people. We don't have to line up."
Jiang He had no objections. She turned her head and searched for amusement parks on the computer. Just from the name, she knew it should be fun.
There was a question in the AI link, "What should I do when I go to the amusement park with my girlfriend?" She clicked on it. The bottom row answered.
"Put aside everything and use your best ability to protect her, give her happiness, and make her satisfied. It's said that women should live like children. As long as you give her enough happiness and security, you will win her heart. Once you win a person's heart, naturally … I wish you good luck and happiness. "
"Bring enough RMB. Play with her whatever she wants to play. Buy her whatever she wants to eat. Buy her whatever she wants to buy! "
"Kiss her."
"Hold her hand and have fun."
"…"
"This is called a self-guide. Do you know that?" Xu Qing glanced at it and was amused.
No wonder he learned so quickly. What did he read every day?
"What guide?" Jiang He closed the webpage as if nothing had happened.
"It's when I haven't started to do anything to you and you're already prepared."
"Don't tell me you didn't?"
"Well … that's not important."
Xu Qing was not in a position to talk about this. If he were to use the numerical representation, he probably only did 60% of it. The remaining 40% was self-guided by Jiang He.
"Both of us are willing. Otherwise, I would have been slapped into the wall."
He moved his arms, kicked his legs, and began boxing again, working hard for his future position in the family.
Jiang He did not comment. He hugged White Gourd and lay on the chair, enjoying the fan. Recently, the weather had been abnormal. The mornings were fine, but the afternoons were getting hotter and hotter. The sun was starting to show its power. Sunlight shone through the windows. Sometimes, they had to draw the curtains to block the heat.
Jiang He casually tapped on the computer screen with his right hand as he watched Xu Qing practice. Jiang He swung his legs on the sofa beside him, looking relaxed and content.
"The first time you lied to me, it was your fault. The second time you lied to me, I deserved it. The third time you lied to me, we're both scum."
"Huh?"
Xu Qing paused his movements and turned his head to look at her.
"This foreigner named Stephen said it." Jiang He pointed at the computer.
Xu Qing's eyes shone with relief.
Once he taught her the exercise book, she would definitely graduate from primary school very quickly.
…
The next day, it was cloudy, and the cool breeze was blowing gently. It was not noisy at all.
After breakfast and tidying up, Jiang He applied lip balm under Xu Qing's guidance, tied her hair into a ponytail, and put on a cap.
She wore a white short-sleeved shirt, a thin sunscreen, and a pair of high-waisted, wide-legged pants. Her slim style made her already slender figure look even taller.
However, she was still not as big as Xu Qing, who was 1.8 meters tall. When they stood together, they looked small, but when she was alone, she looked tall.
"Why are you wearing a cap?"
Jiang He was not used to the cap. She kept trying to push it away, but it blocked her view.
"Sunscreen. I'm too lazy to hold an umbrella."
"Then why don't you wear it?"
"I'm not afraid of the sun." Xu Qing went out to check the weather, took Jiang He's cap, and put it on his head. "You can wear it when the sun is up."
Jiangcheng Amusement Park was near the suburbs, so they needed to transfer to a bus. The two took the planned route, took out their phones, and pressed the bus code. They sat in the back seat and waited for the bus to arrive.
With Xu Qing's help, they used Xu Qing's ID card in all the places that required identification, such as WeChat and phone calls, and their daily life was no longer a problem.
"I've taken all the buses on this stop sign." Jiang He lowered her voice to show off.
"That's amazing."
"You look like a criminal on TV wearing this cap."
"Thank you for the compliment."
"If we meet that black fatty, he will definitely investigate you. You really look like one, except that you lack a mask."
Jiang He gestured with her mouth. In the movies they watched together, the bad guys all looked like this. They wore a cap and looked sneaky, and they did not look like good people at first glance.
"If you don't talk so sneakily as if you're studying a criminal plan, I think it's quite normal." Xu Qing's ear was a little itchy because of her hot breath. "And have you noticed that you've become more talkative recently?"
Although the talkative attribute was cute, Jiang He's sneaky look also said that he looked like a criminal …
"I can't be loud." Jiang He pointed at the poster that said, "Please don't be loud in the carriage", and leaned back in the chair to become a cold and aloof heroine.
Xu Qing looked out of the window, and there was a smile in his eyes that could not be hidden.
After all, Jiang He was still a girl, at the age of lively, but she looked dull and a little dull because she was too repressed in the past. As her nature gradually liberated, she should become more and more fond of playing games, watching movies, and listening to songs.
Well, there was also love.
She just likes to pretend to be calm … Xu Qing looked sideways at Jiang He, wondering if she could still be calm in the amusement park.
Nearly an hour later, the two arrived at the gate of the amusement park. Jiang He wanted to go to the ticket office next door, but she was pulled in the opposite direction by Xu Qing. They went to a small shop in the other direction to buy two bottles of water and talk to the boss.
"Do you have discounted tickets?"
"Yes, yes!"
The boss was just about to ask if they wanted to go to play and there were discounted tickets here, but he was stopped by Xu Qing. He could not help but raise his eyebrows, took out two adult tickets from under the table, and pushed two bottles of mineral water to them.
"180, you can buy it at the window, it's 260."
"Cheaper than online?" Xu Qing took it and looked at it. "Can I use it?"
Next to him, Jiang He heard the price, and then felt that the discount was too big. For a moment, he struggled to decide whether he should complain about the price or be happy to get a bargain.
"Of course, my shop can't run away. Internal price." The boss winked, watched Xu Qing pay, and said, "Have fun."
After leaving the small shop, Jiang He took the tickets from Xu Qing's hand and looked left and right.
"Why is it so much cheaper?"
"Internal price. That's employee benefits or other random gifts. Sell it to him, and he'll resell it.
As long as it is not the kind of place that is full of people and needs to buy tickets from scalpers, there are usually such things, such as attractions, concerts … "
Xu Qing looked back at the shop over there, and explained with a smile, "As long as they can make money, they can do anything. They are smart to make money, and you are smart to save money."
"Then … then …" Jiang He looked up at the gate of the amusement park, "Won't they lose money if they can't sell the tickets at the ticket office?"
"It depends on the situation. Sometimes they deliberately put it to attract people, and sometimes … people take advantage of it."
"How do you know everything?"
"When you know why I know, you will also know."
Xu Qing thought for a while and led her to the escalator, "There is a thing called the curse of knowledge. I know a lot of things, but I can't let you understand how I know.
Maybe it's only when you've reached a certain point in your life, when you've done something or seen something, that you'll suddenly understand. Oh, so it's like this. "
"The curse of knowledge?"
"Yes, you can't understand what some stupid people are thinking, and they can't understand what you're saying either. It's similar to a lack of information. This has to do with many aspects, such as experience, knowledge, thinking, logic … Everything, put together, understand?"
"Understood, you are that stupid person." Jiang He nodded.
"Okay, I am."
Jiang He held Xu Qing's finger and shook it, then looked away.
Xu Qing smiled carelessly. There were so many books at home for Jiang He, how could she not understand?
They checked the tickets to enter the park and got a park guide map. Neither of them had a bag, only Jiang He was carrying her small bear bag, and Xu Qing's phone and key were in his pocket, so there was no need for a bag. They each carried a bottle of mineral water and walked directly inside.
Jiangcheng Amusement Park covered an area of more than six hundred acres and had nine theme areas. It was difficult to play all of them on weekends and holidays. Now that the holidays had just passed, there were only a few tourists in the park. Not only did they not need to wait in line, but some of the less popular attractions could only be opened after a certain number of people had gathered.
"Is this a special amusement park?"
The scream from the side made Jiang He put away her girly attitude, and her expression was slightly solemn. The huge steel machine gave her a sense of danger.
She looked up and saw a chair on a roulette wheel that was dozens of meters high, and people were tied to it and spun …
"You'll know after you play it!"
Xu Qing was also a little scared. Although there was such an amusement park in Jiangcheng, it was the first time for him to come here. Although he was scared, he couldn't waste a ticket of more than 100 yuan.
They went to the waiting area and waited for the next show to start. Xu Qing and Jiang He put their things in the temporary cabinet and sat on the chair together. Jiang He still looked solemn, and she said uneasily, "I feel a little scary. Isn't this some kind of punishment?"
She was very nervous, but she still tried to keep calm.
"… You are so powerful. Even if something happens, you can fly down, right?" Xu Qing said with some uncertainty, "How about … I try it first?"
"I …"
Jiang He thought of what happened in Baidu last night, shook her head, and then secretly pulled the shoulder and seat belt on the chair. They were very strong, which made her feel a little relieved.
"Welcome to the Super Pendulum …"
The staff in the operating room introduced loudly, and the big pendulum slowly moved with the loud and dynamic music around.
Xu Qing, who began to rise, regretted.
Very regretted.
Jiang He was right. This was the f * cking modern punishment.
The machine began to shake, and she felt dizzy.
Three minutes was not long, but it was not short either. Usually, it was the time to pee, but at this time, it was extremely long. Xu Qing closed his eyes, and his hand was painful from Jiang He's grip. The feeling of weightlessness came from all directions.
"Happy times are always short …"
Unknowingly, the staff finally began to speak again. The big pendulum began to slow down, and the screams around also stopped.
Coming down from the machine, Xu Qing's legs were weak, and he almost fell down.
Looking sideways, Jiang He's little face was pale.
The two of them silently took their bags and phone keys, followed the crowd out of the exit, and found a bench to sit down.
"Do you still want to play?"
"Do you want to?"
"You are so good at martial arts. Why are you afraid?"
"If you don't tie me up and make me spin in circles, I am not afraid of jumping down from such a high place."
"… Only with your feet on the ground will you feel safe, right?"
"Yeah."
"…"
"…"
Another scream came from not far away.
"Do you still want to play?" This time, it was Jiang He who asked. Her expression was very serious. "I can watch you play."
"Why don't we switch, and I can watch you play?"
Xu Qing was speechless. That f * cking bastard, Wang Zijun, must have tricked him into coming over to experience it that day.
He could already imagine Wang Zijun playing this and that with a pale face, and then the girlfriend excitedly pulling him to line up. Then, a phone rang, and Wang Zijun pretended to be excited and shouted, "Amusement park, let's play together!"
"Why are they playing so happily?"
Jiang He looked up at the people hanging on the machine and could not help but ask.
"Maybe they were kidnapped." Xu Qing also looked up. "If the girlfriend wants to play, the boyfriend has to accompany her."
"I'm not accompanying you."
"… This means that our relationship is not strong enough."
"Are you accompanying me?" Jiang He expressed his doubts.
"I'm not accompanying you either."
Xu Qing felt that it was stupid for the two weaklings to discuss this kind of thing that would never happen. It was obvious that neither of them dared to go up again.
"If this torture was used in prison, whoever was disobedient would be tied up and spun around for a few hours …"
As Jiang He said this, the two of them shuddered at the thought of that scene.
It was too scary.
Xu Qing turned his head and looked around. Apart from the surrounding screams, the scenery of the park was still good. He suggested, "Why don't we take a picture?"
More than 100 … Let it be wasted.
"Okay, okay!"
Jiang He agreed with him.
After sitting on the chair for a long time, the two of them finally recovered. A bottle of mineral water had been finished. After taking a few pictures, they went to find the toilet.
While waiting for Jiang He to come out, Xu Qing rubbed his palms and spread out the guide map of the park. Only then did he remember that there were some peaceful projects, like the merry-go-round …
Although it was embarrassing for a man to play this thing, it was very reasonable for him to accompany his girlfriend.
Jiang He washed his hands at the faucet. After wiping his hands, he felt that the sun was a little strong. Thinking of his tanned appearance, he reached out to take off Xu Qing's slanted hat and put it on his head.
"Why do you go to the toilet so quickly every time?"
"Because I am a man."
"Don't you … need to wipe?"
"Hmm?" Xu Qing looked at her pretending that nothing had happened and said, "Do you girls need to wipe?"
"Lecher!"
"…"
Double standards!
Xu Qing put away the guide map and skipped this question. He pointed to the distance and said, "Let's play the merry-go-round."
"You still want to play?" Jiang He's body trembled.
"This won't fly, and it won't be swung around. It's just like riding a horse."
"… Let's go and see." Jiang He pulled the brim of his hat and was a little unconvinced.
If it would tie people up and swing them around in the air, she would watch Xu Qing play alone.
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