Although Issou, as a person who has read comics/animes,
She knew very well how unreliable Deadpool was, from his usual words and actions,
Especially when the comments in the comment section of a Doujin novel in Jinjiang Literary City identified him as her father, which was a good proof of this.
But it was strange to say that even so,
Issou did not doubt and distrust Deadpool for telling her who her biological father was because of her preconceived impression.
Yeah.
Even if Issou really thought that her biological father was so ugly that she doubted life.
And the reason why Issou believed Deadpool's words was very simple,
Because she couldn't think of any benefits for Deadpool to lie to her like this.
Uh.
What Issou didn't know was,
It was actually really beneficial,
After all, after seeing Lord Voldemort's photos and videos, didn't Issou regret that she had previously despised Deadpool for being her biological father?
Deadpool felt that as long as he put in more effort, he would be able to successfully defeat Lord Voldemort, who was a decent father,
And he would succeed in establishing the title of "Issou's father".
It had to be said that the dead scheming servant had imagined everything to be very beautiful, but he had forgotten one thing — —
Plans can't keep up with changes.
First of all,
Deadpool didn't expect that even if Issou couldn't accept the appearance of her biological father, Lord Voldemort, but considering that no matter how ugly her father was, he was still her biological father (…), she forcibly brainwashed herself to accept the fact that she was good-looking and her biological mother was good-looking and her biological father was ugly.
Secondly, Deadpool never expected that he hadn't had time to implement the plan to take advantage of Issou.
Issou's real father, Lord Voldemort, appeared in advance.
Deadpool: "…???"
That's not what my script wrote.
It's just that whether Deadpool's script was written like this or not,
However, there was one thing that he was right about, and that was that Izu had already decided that her biological father was really ugly.
Therefore, when she found out that her biological father was very ugly, a very handsome man came to her and told her that.
When he was her biological father,
Issou …
Issou said,
Stop fooling around. How could my father be so handsome?
That's right. When the black-haired girl heard Lord Voldemort say that he was her father, her first reaction wasn't —
You, you, you are my father too!?
Instead …
Don't talk nonsense. How can you be my father if you're not ugly enough?
Lord Voldemort: "…???"
What the hell do you mean by not having enough ugly points?
It was a good thing that Lord Voldemort did not know what Issou's standards were. Otherwise, he would have exploded in anger.
What?
The great Lord Voldemort was willing to throw away his looks in order to make a soul armament, so how could he be worried about whether he was ugly or not?
…
…
…
That was in the past.
Compared to Issou, her biological mother, Coubé, was a real beauty lover. Lord Voldemort was forced to care about his looks.
It's just that Lord Voldemort probably didn't expect that he was ugly in Coubé's eyes, but not handsome in Issou's eyes?
But even so, when he heard Issou blurt out "You had plastic surgery!?", Lord Voldemort was still stunned on the spot. What did she mean by that? Did she think that he was ugly? Even if he wasn't ugly, he must have undergone plastic surgery, right?
"You …"
Lord Voldemort looked at the black-haired girl in front of him and did not know what to say. If the person in front of him was not his daughter, but his student or someone else, he would have already spat out venom. But now, he managed to hold it in.
He asked, "Issou, why do you think that the person in the photo is your father and the real Lord Voldemort?"
As the real Lord Voldemort, the real father of Issou, Lord Voldemort's current feelings were more complicated than when he found out that he had a daughter who was a dud.
"Uh."
Even if Lord Voldemort did not spit venom at her, anyone could tell from the expression on his face that — —
He was angry.
Then the question was — —
If Lord Voldemort was angry because she suspected that his current appearance was a result of plastic surgery, then did that mean that he did not have plastic surgery?
That was what Issou thought in her heart, so she just asked.
When Lord Voldemort heard Issou's question, he took a deep breath silently, then gritted his teeth and asked, "Of course not, why would I use Muggle things?"
"Emmmm …"
Hearing Lord Voldemort's answer, the first thought that popped up in Issou's mind was, "What's a Muggle?"
As someone who had never read Harry Potter, and even though she lived in the same dimension as the wizards, she didn't have any contact or understanding of them. It was normal that the black-haired girl didn't know what Voldemort meant by Muggles.
But …
Was this the main point!?
Once again, if it was his student or someone else who couldn't grasp the main point in front of him, Voldemort wouldn't spit venom. Instead, he would glare daggers at them. However, the one who couldn't grasp the main point was his daughter, Voldemort …
Lord Voldemort said, "A Muggle is an ordinary person who does not know magic."
"Oh."
Yi Su knew that sometimes, her ability to grasp the main point was indeed quite … hmm, so when she saw that Voldemort's face was dark one second before he opened his mouth to explain to her in the next, she immediately revealed a smile at him.
Lord Voldemort: "…"
Damn it.
He thought that he would only fall into the hands of one woman, Coubé, in his life.
He didn't expect it to become two now.
Issou didn't know that with a smile, he directly dispersed the depression in the heart of Lord Voldemort. After knowing that he originally looked like this and had not undergone plastic surgery, she immediately turned her head to look at Deadpool.
"Wade!"
The black-haired girl did not forget that it was Deadpool who told her yesterday that he knew who her biological father was and showed her photos and videos of her biological father. She said, "Didn't you say that my father looked like this?"
"Uh."
Because things did not go according to the script he wrote at all, when he saw Lord Voldemort, Deadpool was immediately shocked and forgot what he had done yesterday. Otherwise, how could he have given her the phone that had not yet been restored to the factory settings after hearing Issou's words?
Later, after seeing Issou tell Lord Voldemort that he was her father, her unexpected reaction made Deadpool gloat even more. How could he remember that the big lie he told was in the countdown to being exposed?
So when he heard Issou's words at this moment, Deadpool was stunned on the spot, but he quickly reacted, "You can't blame me for this, good girl, after I knew who your father was, I went to look for his information. When I searched, this was what popped up, I couldn't help it."
Originally, Lord Voldemort didn't like Deadpool because of his self-proclaimed name and address to Issou. Now that he knows that the reason why Issou felt that his father was only ugly and not good-looking was because of him, Lord Voldemort is even more displeased with him.
After hearing Deadpool's explanation to Issou, Lord Voldemort sneered, and he said, "Since you know who Issou's father is, I want to know where you found this so-called information."
Issou doesn't know what his biological father looks like, and he doesn't even know who his biological father is. Lord Voldemort was not surprised. After all, he didn't even know that he had a daughter.
Even though he later learned of Issou's existence and laid his cards on the table with Coubé, Lord Voldemort didn't think that she would take the initiative to tell Issou about him.
This can be seen from the fact that after he learned of Issou's existence, Coubé threw him directly to break the Dimension Wall without saying a word.
Therefore, Lord Voldemort can be angry with Coubé and Dumbledore for being kept in the dark, but he can't be angry with Issou.
It was precisely for this reason that even if Issou didn't believe that he was his father and suspected that his current appearance was due to plastic surgery, Lord Voldemort was not angry with him, and his anger rushed towards Deadpool, the culprit.
Lord Voldemort didn't know about Deadpool's superpower, so when he heard him say this, of course, he thought that he was quibbling. On the contrary, Issou, because he knew that Deadpool had the superpower to break the Fourth Dimensional Wall, he believed his words a little.
But …
"Wade."
Issou narrowed his eyes at Deadpool and asked, "You did it on purpose, didn't you?"
Although the black-haired girl didn't know the situation and hadn't watched "Harry Potter", it didn't mean that she couldn't guess the plot.
For example, even if Lord Voldemort in "Harry Potter" was really a bald Basilisk without a nose, that was definitely not his original appearance. After all, her father, Lord Voldemort, was already so handsome without plastic surgery, okay?
Therefore, something must have happened later on to cause her father to become ugly.
So the question is — —
Since Lord Voldemort was disfigured later, then did Deadpool show her the photos of the disfigurement on purpose?
"Good girl, if Daddy said it wasn't intentional, would you believe it?"
Deadpool stared at Issou sincerely with a pair of white eyes, trying to muddle through.
However, Deadpool forgot that he was wearing a mask, and Issou could see the sincerity in his white eyes.
"I don't believe it."
When Issou heard Deadpool's words, he shook his head at him, and then said, "Wade, don't forget why you thought you were my father before. Since you can see the comments in the comment section, don't you know whether my father is disfigured or not?"
Previously, the black-haired girl hadn't thought about it carefully, but now, she came to a realization. After all, before breaking the Dimensional Wall, she was also a person from the Jinjiang Literary City. Therefore, she naturally knew that there were definitely many readers discussing the plot or giving XX support in the comments section below.
The more he thought about it, the more Issou felt that Deadpool must have done it on purpose, and he didn't explain it like a machine gun, which was a good proof of this.
"Wade Wilson!"
Thinking of the moment when she saw the photos and videos of her "biological father" in Deadpool's mobile phone yesterday, the black-haired girl couldn't help but glare at him, gritted her teeth, and asked, "You're happy with this, aren't you?"
Deadpool: "…"
If he says he's not very happy, will the girl be happy?
When Issou was looking for Deadpool to settle the score, Loki's attention was always on Lord Voldemort. He was not stupid. He could know one thing from the conversation between them just now, and that was — —
Lord Voldemort was Issou's father.
After confirming this fact, it would be strange if Loki gave Lord Voldemort a good look.
Just now, when Izu took Deadpool's mobile phone and put the photo of her "ugly father" in front of them and said that he was her father, Loki was completely unwilling to believe it.
Not for anything else, just because of Coubé's appearance, Loki didn't believe that she would be with a person who looked like that, or even give birth to a child for him.
Even if Loki thinks that he relies on his brain to make a living, he also knows that his appearance can completely throw away the ugly man just now. Under such circumstances, because he doesn't believe it, Loki can't be angry at all.
But now it's different. Even in his eyes, Lord Voldemort is just an ant in the atrium, but with his appearance, Loki can't say that he is so ugly that Coubé can't bear to eat him.
It's just … …
With a disdainful sneer on his face, Loki looked at Lord Voldemort with a kind of arrogance in his eyes. He said: "I thought the man who could make Coubé give birth to a child for him was very good, but now it seems …"
With that said, he paused for a moment and looked at him up and down with his gray-green eyes, and then said with a bit of sarcasm, "That's all there is to it."
Hearing Loki's words, Lord Voldemort glanced at him. Probably because the photo Issou just showed him and what he said had a big impact on him, so he just focused all his attention on Issou.
In order to explain to Issou that he can't be so ugly, and to prove that he is her father.
But when Loki mocked him, Lord Voldemort remembered that in addition to Deadpool claiming to be Issou's father, Loki also said that Issou was his daughter.
In addition, Loki also mentioned Coubé in his words …
Voldemort's jet-black eyes were like a bottomless pool of ice, sending chills down one's spine. He should have been angry, but he didn't. He even smiled, although it was very faint.
Then he heard Lord Voldemort speak, he said: "Is that so? But Coubé still gave birth to Issou for me. "
Because of Coubé's uniqueness, Lord Voldemort is not fully aware of her whereabouts, so he naturally doesn't know her situation outside. But he is not stupid. From the attitude and tone of Deadpool and Loki, he can draw two conclusions.
One is — —
Deadpool is robbing him of his daughter.
The other is — —
Loki is not just robbing him of his daughter.
It is precisely because of these two conclusions (especially the latter one) that when faced with Loki's ridicule, Lord Voldemort not only did not get angry, but also had the mind to smile at him.
Uh.
Although Loki would rather he was angry, because Lord Voldemort's smile, in his view, was clearly showing off and showing off to him.
So Loki, who had a sneer on his face, didn't even smile at this moment, leaving only a cold chill.
He knew very well what Lord Voldemort meant by this sentence, but he was just mocking him (Loki).
Loki said that he was nothing more than that.
Lord Voldemort said, But Coubé still gave birth to Issou for me.
Loki: "…"
He was furious!
"Oh."
Although Loki was angered by Lord Voldemort's words, he did not completely lose his mind. He opened his mouth and stepped on Lord Voldemort's sore spot. "Yes, Coubé gave birth to a child for you, but you didn't know about her existence until twenty-one years later."
Loki was clearly saying to Lord Voldemort, So what if Coubé gave birth to Issou for you? This doesn't necessarily mean that you are her true love.
The second prince of Asgard and Coubé really didn't know each other for a long time, otherwise he wouldn't have been so sure that Issou wasn't his daughter, so he knew almost nothing about Coubé's past.
But even so, from Coubé's attitude towards him, Loki could infer the attitude that Coubé had towards Lord Voldemort.
So even if Coubé gave birth to Issou for Lord Voldemort, Loki felt that he was not afraid at all when facing him.
And Loki's words did indeed step on Lord Voldemort's sore spot. Previously, Dumbledore said that he helped Coubé hide the truth from him because, like Coubé, he was worried that after learning that his daughter was a dud, his attitude towards Issou would hurt her heart.
Dumbledore thought so, and Lord Voldemort might believe it, but was Coubé hiding Issou's existence from him because of this reason?
Lord Voldemort didn't even believe in punctuation.
After all, when Issou was just born, how could Coubé have known that Issou would be a dud in the future?
Coubé: "…"
No bragging.
I really know.
It was precisely because of this reason, coupled with Coubé's (unilateral) breakup with him later, that he was even more certain of one thing-
Her!
Coubé!
To him, Lord Voldemort!
She was really just playing around!
Lord Voldemort: "…!!!"
He simply wanted to throw himself into pieces and explode on the spot!
But before he exploded, Lord Voldemort had to drag Loki down with him. He sneered and said, "So what? Since you know Coubé, you must know Coubé's character. Do you think she will give birth to someone's child casually? "
In fact, when Lord Voldemort knew that he and Coubé had a daughter, the reason why his first reaction was not surprise but pure joy was because he knew Coubé's character very well. When he thought he couldn't catch Coubé at all, she actually gave birth to a child for him.
Although that joy was completely extinguished by other emotions later, there was still a small cluster of flames in his heart.
And the moment he saw Issou, this small cluster of flames that was originally dying instantly burned up, burning his entire heart.
Hearing Lord Voldemort's words, Loki wanted to fight back, but he knew very well that he was telling the truth. It was precisely for this reason that Loki's face suddenly sank.
Issou, who was originally looking for Deadpool to settle accounts, never thought that in the blink of an eye, Lord Voldemort and Loki would be arguing with each other.
Originally, if they were just arguing, then Issou would just turn a blind eye. After all, isn't there such a saying – A child pays for her father's debts?
Although Coubé and her relationship was mother and daughter, not father and son, it was almost the same. So since Lord Voldemort and Loki were both debts owed by her mother, as a daughter, she had to pay for her mother's debts as a daughter.
However, that was limited to arguing. If Loki and Lord Voldemort wanted to fight, Issou would be the first to disagree.
Therefore, when she saw both Loki and Lord Voldemort flash their weapons, and a giant snake that caused panic among the diners in "My Chinese Restaurant" appeared at the door, the black-haired girl immediately stopped them, "Stop it!"
After stopping Lord Voldemort and Loki, Issou turned his head and comforted the diners in "My Chinese Restaurant", "Don't worry, I won't let it in."
As soon as the black-haired girl's voice fell, the door of "My Chinese Restaurant" was pushed open by the giant snake outside.
It swam in, turning a blind eye to the panic it caused until it swam to one of the tables. It raised its head and approached the fragrant Chinese food that had just been served.
Issou: "…"
Hiss.
Her face hurt.
The black-haired girl endured the pain in her face as she turned her head to look at her newly minted father, Lord Voldemort.
Don't ask her why she didn't suspect that the giant snake was related to Loki. It was because she didn't remember seeing a snake around Loki at all.
Then the answer was obvious —
This snake belonged to Lord Voldemort.
Facing the accusation in Issou's big black eyes, Lord Voldemort no longer had the toughness and gloominess he had when facing Loki. He opened his mouth to express his innocence, "I didn't let Najini in."
After explaining to Issou, Lord Voldemort asked Najini to leave. However, Najini, who was completely mesmerized by the Chinese food on the table, not only did he not listen to his master and obediently leave "My Chinese Restaurant", but he quietly curled his body in the corner of the table, wishing he could cover the entire table.
Lord Voldemort: "…"
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