After hearing Bruce's explanation, Bari had to admit that what he said did make sense.
But then again …
"If we don't solve the problem at the source..,
Even if we successfully bring Issou to Gotham this time, it's useless. "
Bari didn't know that Joker had his eyes on Issou,
After all, he wasn't from Gotham,
Even if he and Batman were both members of the Justice League, considering Batman's personality, without his permission..,
Even if they were members of the Justice League..,
They didn't dare to mess around in his territory.
Yeah.
Bari would never admit that he was worried that if he messed around in Batman's territory, he would be retaliated against.
Back to the topic, the reason why Bari knew that Joker had his eyes on Issou..,
It was Bruce who took the initiative to tell him. The reason was, of course, because Bruce knew that he often visited "My Chinese Restaurant",
And Issou had a very good relationship.
After knowing about this..,
Bari was naturally worried about Issou. Not to mention anything else, just considering Joker's crazy energy..,
One could conclude that the person he had his eyes on was simply unlucky, okay?
Issou wasn't Batman..,
So, let's not talk about whether or not I can beat the Clown.
Anyway, Joker definitely wouldn't treat her the way he treated Batman.
Batman: "…???"
Why did this sentence sound a little off?
Besides..,
Thinking about how many supervillains there were in Gotham..,
How many of them could be as "focused" and "infatuated" as Joker?
The other members of the Justice League had discussed it in private..,
Joker's G-spot was definitely Batman,
Once he touched it..,
He could feel himself getting high.
And this time, the Joker wasn't targeting Izu because of any other reason. It was because his Batboy had a cat on the outside. The Joker had complicated feelings for Batman that outsiders couldn't describe, so how could he not explode when he found out about this?
Oh.
It had already exploded.
According to Bruce, Joker somehow found out that Joker often visited "My Chinese Restaurant". Therefore, Joker, who was originally obediently staying in the Arkham Asylum, left Joker and ran out.
Not only did he run out, but he also ran in front of Batman, pointed at his nose and said —
Who told you to have a cat outside?
See if I don't blow up her nest!
Batman: "…???"
There's a f * cking cat outside!
That was his poop-picker (…), alright?!
In short, the whole process went something like this. Considering Joker's way of doing things, Bruce and Bari had reason to suspect that —
If Joker said he would blow up, he would really blow up.
Therefore, considering the safety of Issou and the entire "My Chinese Restaurant", Bruce had to consider including Issou in his circle to protect him.
What?
If Joker said he was going to blow up Issou's nest, why did Bruce only think of "My Chinese Restaurant" and not consider that Joker's nest might be Issou's?
…
…
…
No kidding.
Bruce thought that he knew Joker quite well. He and Issou met at "My Chinese Restaurant". He came to New York from Gotham to visit "My Chinese Restaurant", not to visit Issou's house.
In addition, Joker was the kind of person who wanted to make things big. How could blowing up Issou's house be more satisfying than blowing up "My Chinese Restaurant"?
Of course, there was another way to solve this problem, and that was to take Joker back to the Arkham Asylum before he did anything to Issou.
However, Joker seemed to be determined to deal with Issou this time and did not plan to deal with Batman. In short, he escaped from the Arkham Asylum, ran to Batman, pointed at his nose, and scolded him, then disappeared from Gotham.
Considering that New York was not his territory, Bruce could not be stationed here for a long time, so the only way now was to take Issou back to Gotham and have Joker show up.
"I know."
When Bruce heard Bari's words, he knew better than anyone the consequences of being targeted by Joker, but …
"The most important thing now is to keep an eye on Issou, don't let Joker have a chance to do anything to him."
When Bari heard Bruce's words, he also knew that this was the most important thing, but …
He looked at Bruce curiously and asked, "Looking at you, do you have a way to solve this problem?"
When Bruce heard Bari's question, he looked at him and did not answer. Instead, he asked, "Bari, do you remember the first time we came to 'My Chinese Restaurant', I told Issou that I would open a Chinese restaurant in Gotham for her and let her be the head chef?"
"Yes."
Bari did not know why Bruce suddenly brought this up, because these two things did not seem to be directly related, but he still nodded and said, "It wasn't just the first time, I heard that you always mentioned this to Issou when you came to 'My Chinese Restaurant'."
"Mhmm."
When Bruce heard this, he nodded and asked, "Then do you know why I did this?"
"Uh."
Although Bari did not know why Bruce asked, since he asked, he said, "Let me say this first, you can't beat people up out of anger."
When he heard Bari's words, before he could say anything, Bruce beat him to it and said, "It's not because I'm a glutton."
Bari was speechless.
When they came to 'My Chinese Restaurant' to eat, it was as if he did not threaten him for a mouthful of food.
Besides, why did Joker target Issou? It was because he always came to New York from Gotham for a mouthful of food.
Even though Bari did not say anything, just by looking at his expression, Bruce knew what he was thinking. He said, "You know how delicious Issou's food is. Think about it, what would happen if her food became Arkham's meal?"
Bari was speechless.
Bari did not expect Bruce to say this. To be honest, he really thought that Bruce was doing this for a mouthful of food. That was why he persisted in asking Issou to become the head chef of the Chinese restaurant in Gotham.
Yes! Yes!
Now he was telling him …
He was doing this for the Arkham Asylum???
"Uhh, no."
Bari scratched his head and looked confused. He asked, "So Bruce, you're trying to advertise for Arkham?"
Bruce heard this and was stunned, "What?"
"Think about it, if Issou's food became Arkham Asylum's meal, then do you think it's possible —"
"A lot of people are fighting to enter Arkham Asylum?"
As Bari said this, an image appeared in his mind.
As the delicious food was served, countless criminals and bad guys were yelling at the entrance of Arkham Asylum, "Quick, take me in! Are you looking down on me? Am I not bad enough? Am I not causing enough trouble? Why don't you take me into Arkham?! "
Bari was speechless.
That image was too beautiful.
"You're overthinking it, Bari."
Hearing Bari say this, Bruce could not help but laugh. He said, "Do you think if Batman told the criminals in Gotham that Arkham Asylum's food is amazing and sincerely invited them to try it, how many of them would believe him?"
In Gotham, one of the most famous villains was Joker, but Joker could not represent all the criminals. Therefore, when they heard Batman say this, they might think —
Was there something wrong with his brain?
Did he think they would believe such a ridiculous reason?
Of course, there might be people who would believe him, but how many people would be willing to give up their freedom to enter Arkham just for a delicious meal?
In the outside world, they were criminals that Gotham's citizens avoided like the plague, but inside Arkham, their status and identity changed drastically.
Of course, it was also possible that the criminals in Arkham Asylum wanted to spread the news before they tasted Issou's Chinese food, but …
How likely was that?
Furthermore, Bruce believed that the image Bari imagined might happen, but when the people in Arkham Asylum like Joker, Clown, Poison Ivy, and Penguin died, were they dead?
Bruce said, "Furthermore, there's only one Issou, do you think he'll share his food with others?"
Hearing Bruce's words, another image appeared in Bari's mind.
Countless criminals and villains crowded the entrance of Arkham Asylum, complaining that they had done something bad and applied to be sent to Arkham Asylum. In the end, Joker and the others inside Arkham Asylum kicked them out and yelled, "Who the f * ck told you to do bad things?! Isn't it good to be a good person?! The next time I see you doing something bad, I'll kill you! Do you believe me?! "
Bari was speechless.
This image was even more beautiful.
Because Bruce said that he was determined to bring Issou back to Gotham and hoped that he would settle down in Gotham, these two images kept replaying in Bari's mind. It was as if they were poisonous, and he could not stop them.
Even now, he inexplicably hoped that Bruce's wish would come true. Then, he would be able to verify whether the two images in his mind were real or not.
However …
Even if Issou really agreed to let Bruce go to Gotham and settle down in Gotham, that was a matter for the future. Now, there was another more important matter in front of him to deal with —
Looking at Bruce who was trying to steal his food, Bari opened his mouth and said, "Bruce, didn't you just say that you're not a glutton?!"
"Don't talk nonsense."
Bruce said calmly, "You don't have any witnesses or evidence. Do you know what you're saying is slander?"
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