Looking at the reddish-black object that fell from the sky onto the ground,
Issou's mouth couldn't help but twitch. She said, "Big brother, die.
Can't you make a simpler appearance next time? "
Every time, it was so unexpected and different.
It was really a test of her psychological endurance.
But when he heard Issou's words, Mouth Cannon, who always scared the black-haired girl with his appearance, felt wronged. He opened his mouth and said, "Good girl.
Do you not love Daddy anymore? "
Issou: "…"
Never loved.
Thank you.
Mouth Cannon got up from the ground with a grunt.
This drama queen took out a handkerchief from her fourth-dimensional pocket and wiped the corner of her eyes. She said in a particularly sorrowful tone, "My good girl, you've really, really hurt your father's heart. You know, if it wasn't for you, my good girl, I wouldn't have come back.
If it weren't for you, how could Daddy's appearance be so simple and low-key? "
Issou: "…"
No bragging.
She had never seen a man who was better at adding scenes to himself than Mouth Cannon.
And …
The black-haired girl's gaze fell on the handkerchief in Mouth Cannon's hand.
To be honest, which channel was he hanging out at in Jinjiang Literature City recently?
Mouth Cannon didn't know that his good girl was complaining that he was too dramatic. In a moment of excitement, he couldn't wait to sing a song and play a song for Issou.
He continued to wave the handkerchief and said, "You know, Daddy hasn't played the background music yet.
He hasn't rolled out the red carpet yet.
He hasn't scattered the flowers yet … More importantly, if it weren't for the fact that I'm worried that you won't be able to bear Daddy's deep and heavy fatherly love for you, Daddy would want to fall directly into your arms every time he appears. "
In fact, most of the time, in front of Mouth Cannon, who always added scenes to himself,
Issou always had the mentality of listening to a free one-on-one talk show.
But this time was different.
The words at the beginning still entered Issou's left ear,
However, the last sentence he said made the black-haired girl's heart tremble uncontrollably.
Not because of anything else, but because of Big Mouth Cannon's weight. If he really fell into her arms from the sky every time, Issou …
Issou felt that he really could not bear his father's' deep 'and' mountainous' fatherly love.
Seeing that Mouth Cannon Man was about to add more scenes for himself, Issou pulled him up without hesitation. "Alright, alright. Don't you feel any pain from the fall?"
"Of course not … It'd be weird if it hurts!"
Originally, Mouth Cannon Man wanted to say that it didn't hurt. After all, this little bit of pain was really not a big deal to him. After all, he was a man who dared to directly cut off the excess meat when he was too lazy to lose weight because of his super strong self-healing ability.
So to Talkative Man, wasn't it just a casual toss? Could it hurt from the fall? But just as the words were about to come out of his mouth, he instantly changed his mind. After all, only crying children would get candy.
What?
Don't you think Mouth Cannon Man made a mistake? A crying child gets candy, but a crying father gets candy?
…
…
…
I don't care.
Mouth Cannon Man thought to himself, 'Who cares if I'm a father or a child? If I cry, I'll get candy.'
If this sentence was used on someone else, then it would still be effective. But if it was used on him …
Oh.
It didn't work at all.
Issou did not forget that he had seen Mouth Cannon Man's arm being chopped off. The wound was still dripping blood, but as the person involved, he was jumping around as if nothing had happened.
It was as if he did not have an arm chopped off, but just accidentally cut off his fingernail.
It was precisely because she had seen Mouth Cannon Man like that that when she heard him say that he did not feel any pain from the fall, the black-haired girl did not believe a single word he said.
She thought to herself, 'It would be weird if he said that it hurt, right?'
Issou said, "If you know it hurts, then you can use the front door next time."
"Wow."
Seeing Issou's cold, heartless, and unreasonable attitude, Mouth Cannon Man was really hurt. He covered his chest with one hand and his butt with the other and said, "Good girl, it's only my butt that needs to be blown on, but now even this wounded old father's heart needs to be blown on too."
Issou was amused to see Mouth Cannon Man covering his chest with one hand and his butt with the other while cosplaying as Marilyn Monroe. Just as she was about to say something, she saw Wanda running in from outside.
"Issou, outside …"
However, before Wanda could finish her sentence, she saw Mouth Cannon Man appear in the kitchen out of nowhere. She was stunned. "When did you get here?"
As soon as she said that, she noticed (and couldn't help but notice) Mouth Cannon Man's embarrassing posture. She couldn't help but laugh. She said, "What did Issou do wrong? Mouth Cannon Man, why are you hurting her eyes like this? "
The day after Mouth Cannon Man suddenly appeared at Issou's house and claimed to be her father, he followed Issou to My Chinese Restaurant.
Originally, when the twins and Clarice were temporarily staying at Academy X, they had already learned of Mouth Cannon's existence from Laser and the others. Later on, because he claimed to be Issou's father, he always followed Issou around.
Considering that Issou always stayed at My Chinese Restaurant during working hours, and Mouth Cannon Man's personality, which allowed him to quickly become familiar with others without any process, it only took a few days for the twins and Clarice to become completely familiar with Mouth Cannon Man.
It was precisely because of this that Wanda dared to directly tease him when she saw his posture.
Hearing Walter's words, Izu, who had been holding back her laughter due to Mouth Cannon's embarrassing posture, could no longer hold it in. She burst out laughing. "Hahahaha, I also want to know what I did wrong, big bro."
Issou had to admit that sometimes, Mouth Cannon's antics were simply too much to bear, but sometimes, he was indeed a veritable source of joy.
However, although the black-haired girl asked Mouth Cannon this question, she didn't intend for him to answer. This was because she knew very well that if he opened his mouth to answer, it might lead to another big show.
Therefore, after teasing Mouth Cannon with Wanda for a while, she turned to look at Wanda, who had just run in, and asked, "By the way, Wanda, what did you say outside? What's the matter? "
"Uh, oh, yes, yes, yes."
Wanda's attention was still on Mouth Cannon. After hearing Issou's words, she almost couldn't react. "A man just came outside. He said he was here to look for you."
While speaking, Wanda thought of the black-eyed, black-haired man who had just walked into "My Chinese Restaurant". She added, "But he doesn't seem to be easy to deal with. Should I just send him away?"
To be honest, Wanda had worked in "My Chinese Restaurant" for so long, and she had served all kinds of diners. Of course, there were also those who didn't seem easy to deal with, and those who seemed to be looking for trouble.
Mhmm.
The one who didn't seem to be easy to deal with was Magneto who came yesterday, and the ones who seemed to be looking for trouble were the two diners who came last time (Baron Straker and Grant).
But so what?
In the end, didn't they all bow down to Issou's culinary skills?
Therefore, even though the man who had just pushed the door open was expressionless, Wanda didn't take it to heart. She only treated him as an ordinary diner.
However, Wanda didn't expect that the man wasn't here to eat at all, but to look for Issou.
"Looking for me?"
Issou was a little puzzled. Judging from Wanda's words, she definitely didn't know the man, and he didn't seem to be easy to deal with …
The black-haired girl thought for a while and realized that even if she pulled out all the people she knew, she couldn't match up with anyone. However …
"No need, I'll go take a look."
As soon as Issou's voice fell, Mouth Cannon reached out to her and said, "Good girl, daddy is waiting for you to blow on him."
"Keep waiting."
With that, Issou lifted her feet and walked out. To be honest, she wasn't worried about whether or not the man looked like someone to be easy to deal with, nor was she worried about whether or not someone was here to pick a fight.
After all, other than her three waiters who were all mutants, there was also the Flash, Batman, the Demon God, and Thor outside. Yes, she also had Mouth Cannon by her side, so what did she have to be afraid of?
However …
When Issou walked out of the kitchen and saw the man who came looking for her in the direction Wanda pointed at, she realized that she really didn't know who he was.
Issou couldn't guarantee that she had a good memory. As long as she met someone once, she would be able to remember the person clearly. However, there were some people that she would have an impression of.
Yes.
To put it simply, they were good-looking.
But looking at the man in front of her, Issou, who had no impression of him, was very sure that she had never seen him before.
It was precisely because of this reason that Issou was a little curious. Why did the man specifically come looking for her?
With this in mind, she asked, "Hello, sir. How can I help you?"
Compared to Issou, the man … no, Lord Voldemort's feelings were much more complicated. In fact, there were many reasons why he didn't rush over immediately after confirming his daughter's location, but one of them was that he didn't know how to face his daughter.
Twenty-one years.
Lord Voldemort silently counted this number in his heart. The father and daughter had missed a total of twenty-one years of each other's lives, so even if they were closely related by blood, in the end, they were just two strangers.
Lord Voldemort had a very weak impression of his daughter whom he had never met before. After all, cold data was completely different from a living person, so he only knew that his daughter looked very similar to Coubé, but their personalities were very different. He also knew that his daughter was a dud.
Yes.
As for the last point, Lord Voldemort didn't know how to feel. After all, he used to be a fanatic worshiper of pure bloodlines. When he was with Coubé, he thought about what their child would be like. But no matter how much he thought about it, he never thought that his daughter would be a dud.
Even if he told Dumbledore yesterday that even if Issou was a dud, she was still his daughter. But in fact, he really didn't know how to face Issou.
Lord Voldemort even wondered if Coubé and Dumbledore's worries would come true. Would Issou's reunion with him only give her another father who didn't like her?
This thought was still circling in Lord Voldemort's mind when he walked into "My Chinese Restaurant." But it wasn't until he saw his daughter —
Issou.
Lord Voldemort didn't know how to describe his current feelings. His childhood and family situation made him feel no kinship, but when he saw Issou, his whole heart swelled.
Lord Voldemort suddenly realized —
This was a daughter who was related to him by blood.
Even if she was a dud, it couldn't erase this fact.
"Issou …"
Lord Voldemort looked at the black-haired girl in front of him. Before he met Issou, his impression of her was very weak. But after seeing her, he inexplicably felt that from head to toe, even down to a strand of hair, she was completely in line with his fantasy of his daughter.
"Hmm?"
Issou wasn't surprised when she heard him call her name. After all, he was looking for her by name. She was just a little surprised that he seemed a little …
Look excited?
Then she heard Lord Voldemort speak. He said, "I'm your father."
Issou: "…???"
Seeing Issou's obviously stunned expression, Lord Voldemort wasn't surprised at all. This was because he learned from Coubé that Issou didn't know that he had a daughter for twenty-one years, and his daughter didn't know who her father was for twenty-one years.
To be honest.
Lord Voldemort felt that he and his daughter were in the same boat.
Therefore, Voldemort patiently waited for Izzo to digest this fact, which was rare of him, when he saw that Izzo had yet to react.
In fact, after Issou heard Lord Voldemort's words, she was indeed a little stunned, but it was only a little. Soon, she came back to her senses, nodded at Lord Voldemort, and responded with a faint 'oh'.
Lord Voldemort didn't expect Issou to have this reaction: "…!!???"
Oh?
She only responded with an 'oh'?
Lord Voldemort looked at Issou. Thinking that she didn't hear him clearly, he repeated, "Issou, I mean, I'm your father."
"I know."
Issou nodded. She said, "I heard you clearly."
Lord Voldemort: "…???"
Then why are you so calm?
Issou: "…"
Because I can't get excited at all.
Think about it, after Issou received a call from her mother, she was first met with a Big Mouth Warrior. Although it was later confirmed to be a false alarm, she was indeed shocked at the time.
Yesterday, there was another Loki. Although it was quickly confirmed to be a lie, she was indeed stunned at the time.
Logically speaking, if there was another man who claimed to be her father today, Issou should have some reaction. However, she already knew who her father was yesterday, okay?
Therefore, in the face of another man who claimed to be her father, Issou felt that she could totally do it — —
Even if someone claimed to be her father, she only had one father.
But then again, other than Mouth Cannon, who didn't know her and didn't even know who her mother was, who believed that he was her biological father based on the comments in the comment section of a doujinshi novel in Jinjiang Literature School City, Loki said that she was his daughter, which had some basis.
After all, he knew her mother, Coubé, and from Strange's reaction when he saw Loki's antler helmet, he could guess that there was something between her mother and Loki.
Then, what about this man in front of her?
What was the basis of his claim that he was her father? That he knew her mother? That there was something between him and her mother?
Thinking about it this way, Issou didn't know whether to say that her mother truly loved her ugly father (after all, she gave birth to her for him), or that her ugly father was almost cheated on (as a result, he created so many fake fathers for her).
Seeing that Issou's reaction was completely unexpected, Lord Voldemort couldn't help but frown. He asked, "Issou, you don't believe what I said?"
"Uh."
Hearing Lord Voldemort's question, Issou thought that although she really wanted to believe what he said, her father really didn't look like him.
Just as the black-haired girl was about to say something, she suddenly felt a weight on her shoulder. Before she could turn her head, she heard Big Mouth Warrior's coquettish voice, "Good girl, which bastard delayed you from blowing on daddy? You have to know that Daddy has been waiting for you to blow on me for so long that he can't bear it anymore … "
Hearing how Big Mouth Warrior addressed Issou and how he addressed himself to Issou, Lord Voldemort's face, which had warmed up a little because of Issou, instantly turned gloomy. However, before he could say anything, he heard another voice, "Take your hand off my daughter's shoulder!"
As soon as this voice fell, Issou felt her shoulder lighten. The hand that was originally on her shoulder had been flung away.
Big Mouth Warrior shouted, "Damn it, how many times have I told you, you Compass Demon? Issou is not! Not! Not your daughter! "
Hearing Big Mouth Warrior's words, Loki sneered. He originally came over because the atmosphere between Issou and Lord Voldemort was not quite right, but he didn't expect Big Mouth Warrior to appear halfway and directly draw his attention to him.
"If Issou is not my daughter, is she yours?"
Of course, Loki knew that Issou was not his daughter, but it didn't matter. He also knew that Big Mouth Warrior was not Issou's father. In that case, he would not back down in front of Big Mouth Warrior.
After all, Big Mouth Warrior was not Issou's father, and Issou was not his daughter. Since they were the same, there was no need to be afraid of who.
Issou, "…???"
Why did this sound so wrong?
It didn't matter whether he was her biological father or not. The important thing was to see who was her biological father, wasn't it?
Seeing that Big Mouth Warrior and Loki were arguing again, Issou opened his mouth, but before he could say anything, someone else spoke first.
Lord Voldemort glanced at Big Mouth Warrior, who claimed to be Issou's father, and then at Loki, who claimed that Issou was his daughter. His whole face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he said word by word, "Yi! Su! Yes! I! Of! Girl! Son! "
Lord Voldemort expected what would happen when he and Issou were reunited, but he never expected —
Before he could reunite with his daughter, two bastards came out to steal her away from him. Lord Voldemort …
Lord Voldemort really wanted to slap these two bastards in the face with his Awada!
However, what Lord Voldemort did not know was that after he finished speaking, Loki also wanted to take out his scepter, and Big Mouth Warrior also felt that his forty-meter-long saber was as thirsty as Issou.
Big Mouth Warrior and Loki, who were still arguing with each other, subconsciously turned their heads, wanting to see which bastard was trying to steal Issou from them. At this moment, the two of them had the same thought, until they saw Lord Voldemort …
Big Mouth Warrior: "…!!!???"
"He, he, he, he …"
Big Mouth Warrior's hand that was pointing at Lord Voldemort trembled as if he had Parkinson's disease. He, who had always been a talker, was so shocked by Lord Voldemort that he could not even speak properly.
"He just said that he's my father."
Issou did not doubt Big Mouth Warrior's reaction at this moment. After all, Big Mouth Warrior had always been a drama queen, and one who liked to add scenes for himself. At this moment, Issou thought that Big Mouth Warrior wanted to add scenes for himself again.
After hearing Issou's words, Big Mouth Warrior, who was originally surprised that Lord Voldemort, the real father, had appeared, was surprised that Issou's reaction was so calm after seeing her real father!!?
Before Big Mouth Warrior could react, Issou, who had just finished speaking, stretched out his hand and said, "Cheap father, give me your phone."
The black-haired girl felt that although it was a little cruel, it was time to let them know who her real father was.
Big Mouth Warrior, who was a little dazed, had completely forgotten what he had done yesterday. When he heard Issou's words, he subconsciously took out his phone and handed it to her.
After Issou took it, she unlocked it and clicked on the photos to find the high-definition photo of her ugly father! A front! A solo photo!
Issou: "…"
No matter how much she had prepared herself, she still could not hold it in when she saw the photo of her ugly father.
Issou glanced at the photo in a hurry and showed it to Lord Voldemort and Loki. Then he said, "I'm really not your daughter. Look carefully, this is my father — Lord Voldemort."
Lord Voldemort: "…!!!???"
Loki: "…!!!???"
Seeing Lord Voldemort and Loki's stunned expressions, Issou said very understandingly, "I'm sorry, my father is ugly to you, but he's really my father, so …"
Wake up!
Don't casually say that I'm your daughter!
Before Issou could finish speaking, he heard Loki say, "Impossible! How could Coubé give birth to you with him?! "
As the second prince of Asgard, Loki was talented and good-looking. He refused to believe that he would lose to an ugly man without a nose and a bald head!
Lord Voldemort, who had been called ugly by the photo in Issou's phone, did not have time to clarify his words! Lord Voldemort! He doesn't look like that! When he heard Loki's words, he immediately sneered. "Why is it impossible? Issou's existence has already explained everything! Coubé did give birth to her with me! "
As he spoke, Lord Voldemort turned to Issou and said, "Issou, although I don't know what's going on with the photo, I am Lord Voldemort, and you are indeed my daughter."
Issou: "…!!!???"
The black-haired girl glanced at the handsome man with hair and a nose in front of her, then looked at the ugly man without hair and a nose in the phone and asked, "Did you have plastic surgery?!"
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