"Second Brother Li!" He Fang slapped Li He angrily. "You're really good!"
"Hehe, don't be angry." Li He immediately smiled. He rubbed He Fang's little hand and said with a cheeky smile, "Look at how thick my skin is. Don't hurt me."
"I'm not as thick as you!" He Fang's originally tense face immediately couldn't help but laugh.
"Look, you look better when you smile." Li He was confident that he still had a way to coax his wife.
"Don't act like a good girl. Let me tell you, I won't care if you're sloppy in the future. If you let the child learn from you, I won't let you off." He Fang went back to the house to wash her face. After a simple brush on her eyebrows, she came out with a small bag and said, "I'm leaving. Take care of the child."
"What if my daughter cries?" Li He couldn't do anything about his little daughter. Although she usually gave him some face and didn't cry much, the first thing she did when she woke up was to see her mother. At such a young age, she could already recognize people very clearly.
He Fang said, "My mother is at Longzi's. She'll be back soon. You can wait at home first."
"Hey …" Li He wanted to continue talking, but He Fang had already driven away.
He admired He Fang's dedication to getting into a prestigious school. He was glad that he had some money, so he didn't have to worry about housing in the school district anymore. What she lacked the least was housing. Otherwise, his woman would definitely join the army of speculating in the school district's real estate market, and her IQ would drop straight down.
There were two children at home, so he couldn't take a nap. He pulled his son and son to look at the water tank at home.
"Who gave you this fish?"
There were originally only two wild golden dragons in the water tank. Now that he came back, there were actually six of them. All of them were flopping in the water tank. Inexplicably, there were four more of them, and they were all big golden dragons. Each of them weighed at least two catties. The biggest one, when he weighed it with his hand, was also seven or eight catties.
He was very sure that the golden dragon in his house didn't lay eggs. Even if it did, it wouldn't grow so fast.
Besides, they weren't even of the same breed!
"Baldy …" Li Lan answered crisply and even put his finger in the water tank to play with the fish.
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Li He didn't understand what Li Lan was talking about and thought he wanted a haircut. "Are you going to get a haircut? I'll take you there."
Li Lan shook his head.
"Brother-in-law, when did you come back?" He Long also leaned in front of the water tank and looked at it. He pointed at the biggest fish and said, "This guy is really fat. Every day, I buy small fish to feed it, and it snatches the most."
"I just got home. Did you buy this fish? Oh, is this sister-in-law? " Wu Chunqiang's family had also arrived, and there was a woman next to them. Li He pointed to a chair and said, "Take a seat. Don't stand on ceremony."
Wu Chunqiang waved his hand and said, "I'm not sitting. How could Longzi have the ability to buy such a big fish? Even if you have the money, you won't be able to buy it. It's a gift from someone else. We've been feeding it every day."
"Who gave it to me?" Li He had never heard of anyone giving him fish.
He Long said, "That monk from the Arctic Temple."
"Oh, it's Master Bo." Li He finally understood what Li Lan meant, but he was still a little curious. "Where did he come from?"
He Long said, "The Arctic Temple is doing some cultural relic preservation and renovations. This was fished out from the pond in their backyard. It's said that it was originally a fish from the Arctic Temple, but it was sold by President Feng Guozhang."
"Really?" Li He had heard of the story of Feng Guozhang selling fish before, but he couldn't verify it.
After Yuan Shikai's death, the Beiyang regime was torn apart. The change of presidents was more frequent than changing clothes, and the president became a temporary worker.
After Zhang Xun failed to restore power, Feng Guozhang became the acting president. After he moved into the Arctic Temple, he saw schools of fish inside. It was said that the fish were kept by the Forbidden City's previous rulers. The biggest fish was a few hundred pounds and had been kept for hundreds of years.
He had a flash of inspiration. He found a huge business opportunity!
He sold all the fish in the Arctic Temple to the fishmongers!
For a while, people were hawking "presidential fish" everywhere in Beijing, and the price was very high.
Within a few days, all the fish in Jinshui River were sold out.
People joked, "The prime minister cut wood in Dongling, and the head of state sold fish in the South Sea."
Feng Guozhang sold the fish for a total of 80,000 yuan, and became the biggest joke since the Ming and Qing Dynasties.
Wu Chunqiang said, "That's what the little monk who sent the fish said."
"That's probably it." Li He nodded. Monk Bo probably wouldn't lie. He said to He Long, "If you have nothing to do in the afternoon, accompany me to buy a big fish tank. This tank is still a little small."
"Alright, I'll go. Have a good sleep. I don't have anything to do now anyway." He Long turned and left.
"Hey, wait. I'll give you the money." Li He shouted at He Long.
"I have it with me." He Long turned and went out the door. All that could be heard was the sound of the car starting up.
Li He asked, "He Long bought a car?"
Wu Chunyan smiled and said, "He wanted to buy a car, but Big Sis said that he was wasting money, so she didn't let him buy one. Instead, she let him drive your van. He drives it like a treasure every day. I even said that he should buy it. No matter how much he cherishes it, it's not his own. If he breaks it, brother-in-law won't be able to drive it anymore. "
Li He said, "It's good that he has a driver's license. Let him drive. We still have two cars at home."
It was good to give it to He Long, lest He Fang say that it was a waste to have three cars at home.
"Damn kid, he's quite a troublemaker." Old Madam He felt awkward.
"Auntie, I'm going to sleep for a while." Li He rubbed his eyes. He couldn't take it anymore.
"Go then. I'll take care of him when he wakes up." Old Madam also persuaded Li He to go rest.
Li He went back to his room and slept until three in the afternoon.
When he woke up and opened his eyes, he saw He Fang writing and copying on the study table.
"Wife, come here. Let hubby take a look."
"Go to sleep." He Fang didn't even raise her head. She didn't have the energy to pay attention to him.
"Wife, you're getting more and more beautiful." Li He got up and went over to her from behind. His hands weren't honest either.
"Go over. I'm filling in the school admission form for our son." He Fang's face was red.
Li He chuckled. "I just don't understand. Why don't women pay attention to cultivating their temperament, read more books, and enrich their inner beauty? Why do they love to take care of their skin instead of spending time on superficial beauty? There's really no one like my wife who has such temperament. "
"That's because most men are shallow, but very few of them are blind." After He Fang said that, she was immediately stunned and stared at Li He with fixed eyes.
"You want to see?" Li He felt goosebumps from her stare.
He Fang laughed coldly and said, "Second Brother Li, tell me the truth. Did you do something wrong to me?"
"What and what? I'm also at fault for treating you well! "Li He broke out in a cold sweat.
"Don't try to bewitch me. Don't I know what kind of person you are? Tell me honestly. Since you came back, you've said more nice things than we've said in all the years we've been married! "He Fang said darkly.
"Hey, don't say that!" Li He said righteously, "Heaven and earth can prove my love for you!"
He didn't give her a chance to speak and kissed her directly.
There was nothing between a man and a woman that couldn't be solved with one shot. If one couldn't solve it, then two shots. If two shots still couldn't solve it, then go to the hospital for a checkup. It wasn't that the method was wrong. It was that she didn't know how to sleep, or the equipment was broken.
"Husband, I love you!"
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