The weather in California was sunny and cloudless. The temperature in Los Angeles was a comfortable 27 degrees. Even the midday sun wasn't strong. Wearing short-sleeved shirts would make one feel warm.
It was a good day. Although the weather wasn't really hot yet, Malibu Beach had already started to gather a lot of people. Some were sunbathing, some were surfing. It wasn't a good choice to go to the sea in this weather, but some people didn't care about this small difficulty.
Just like the parade on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Although the participants had all kinds of difficulties, in order to participate in this parade, they all overcame all kinds of objective difficulties. Because of their participation and existence, the parade became eye-catching.
Because this was probably an unprecedented demonstration, even the local media in Los Angeles were mobilized.
"Oh my god, we can see from the screen that the parade is moving slowly with signs and slogans." Jim, a local media reporter in Los Angeles, was broadcasting the news live.
"They started the parade from one end of the Walk of Fame. Most of them are on electric tricycles. This is the main crowd of the parade. There are other participants on both sides who are escorting them. Dear viewers, let's zoom in and see what's written on their slogans. "
Jim took a picture, so he zoomed in a little. Through the camera, the audience in front of their TV could see what the signs said — We need the right to be thin! — Yes, that's it.
This was a very heavyweight and weighty parade. The initiator was named Adam, the man who had been discussing the Mind X Potion version 2.0 with people online.
He was a freelancer, and his main job was to help people with program architectures at home. Like most people in the United States, Adam had a very irregular lifestyle and didn't pay much attention to his diet.
"Diet control? Don't talk to me about diet control! Living in this world is to eat, eat, drink, and drink. That's my goal in life. Why do I have to work hard to make money? Isn't it because I want to eat tomahawk steak and cheese grilled prawns every night?! "Adam said.
So he should control his diet and exercise to lose weight? Forget it. Especially now that he weighed 350 pounds. He was even more reluctant to exercise.
The purpose of his "Fat March" was simple. It was to make the government pay attention to the fat people in this country.
"Even fat people have civil rights! Fatty is also an American citizen! "Adam shouted.
But did the president need him to remind him how many fat people there were in America? Come on, look at the officials in the White House, including the president himself, they are all overweight. Of course, they were only overweight or slightly obese. There was no way they could compare to the [Fat Squad] that was marching in California today.
The march had gathered a group of people with the most "sense of proportion" in all of California. In fact, Adam had set up his own community on the internet. It was called "The Life of Strong Men".
Most of the participants were just like him … [Brawny Men].
In fact, as a network worker, Adam had his eyes on the potion when Queen Katie was broadcasting in China.
To Adam, if this was true, then it would be great news.
He had been paying attention to the development of the situation and updated the news about this potion in his online community. Many people were looking forward to the official sale of this potion.
From Katie's words, it was not hard to tell that the potion had side effects, such as turning one into a mutant.
But it did not matter! In this day and age, it was not impossible to turn into a mutant! Didn't the X Rebirth Potion eliminate the X mutant gene?
As long as they were injected with this weight-loss gene, they could eliminate the X mutant gene after they lost weight.
Of course, all of this was just the fat people's beautiful fantasy. The big shots of the Illuminati would not let them realize their beautiful wishes so easily. Of course, this was all in the future.
However, when Katie said that this potion might only be used in Tuvalu and would not be officially sold, Adam's heart instantly sank.
Fine, politics, it's the damned politics again! Adam cursed the president's family fiercely. But there was nothing he could do about it.
If things stopped here, then Adam had nothing else to say. After all, there was nothing he could do even if they didn't want to sell it.
But damn it, Dum hijacked the national public network so that all Americans could receive his signal as long as they turned on their TV, computer, or mobile phones.
They could also hear his disgusting mockery. Adam really wanted to gather a group of people to attack Latvelia's network, but damn it, they actually pulled out the network cable! That was too disgusting!
If this potion could only be used in Tuvalu and only for Tuvalu citizens, then Adam and the others wouldn't be angry. Although it was annoying to eat alone, you couldn't blame someone. After all, it was originally someone else's thing.
But it was different when you knew that someone didn't eat alone and could share it.
For example, a student in class brought a box of Ferrero chocolate to school. If he ate it alone, then you wouldn't be angry because you had no reason to be angry, right?
But if he shared the Ferrero chocolate with the whole class, everyone would get one, except you. Then wouldn't you be angry?
Adam was in this kind of angry situation. It was fine if everyone else didn't have it, but we didn't? What did this mean?!
As for the petition wall in the White House, Adam also saw it, but he didn't support it at all. Deepwell Ice wanted to support starting another war, especially against a powerful country thousands of miles away in Eastern Europe. He paid a lot of taxes every year, okay? Don't waste tax money on war, it's meaningless!
So compared to those who supported the United States to teach Latvia a lesson, Adam chose another way. He gathered his companions for a [Fat Parade]!
In just one day, Adam gathered more than 2,000 fat people who weighed more than 350 pounds. They were all persuaded by Adam and rode their electric tricycles, leather sofas, and electric chairs to participate in this parade.
Walking parade? That wasn't the style of this group of people. It was tiring to walk, it was better to ride a tricycle or sit on a sofa. So there was one more strange parade in the United States.
That was, all of them were fat people, and they were all sitting on various kinds of support tools. They planted propaganda flags on the back of a tricycle or a sofa. Some people even sat in a modified bathtub to participate in the parade.
Some people even dragged a small cart behind the tricycle, which was filled with all kinds of snacks and drinks. This was for the [Strong Men] to replenish their energy at any time.
When the parade began to move, many passers-by watched curiously. At first, they didn't know the purpose of this group of people's parade.
But after they found out, many passers-by also joined the parade and shouted all kinds of slogans.
The Los Angeles reporter, Jim, rushed to the front of the parade and interviewed Adam, who was sitting on a leather sofa. "May I ask what the purpose of this parade is?"
Adam: "To appeal to the Congress and the government to pay attention to the rights of fat people and our desire to lose weight." Just like how only black people could curse people as black people, in the United States, only fat people could open their mouths and say the word "fat".
Jim was a bit confused. "Huh? Shouldn't we go to the gym to find a fitness trainer? "
Adam glanced at Jim. "If it wasn't for the fact that the person you interviewed was me and that the others didn't hear this, you would be dead now."
Jim instantly broke out in a cold sweat. He seemed to have said the wrong thing.
Adam continued, "Didn't you hear what Latvilliardum said earlier? They are going to use the new version of the X Rebirth Potion to eliminate obesity. Why can't our country do this? We also have the right to eliminate obesity! We need to attract the attention of the national government. "
"They can't ignore the demands of our people because of their political reasons!" Adam said very seriously.
"And what did you just say? Go to the gym to find a fitness trainer? Hehe. Let me tell you, it's my right to eat and drink and not exercise. It's also my right to lose weight! I want to eat, drink, and sleep in while I lose weight! It's all our rights! "Adam's words were very domineering.
"We don't want to exercise to lose weight!" Adam shouted, and many people followed his slogan.
"We don't want to go on a diet to lose weight!" Adam shouted again, and his voice was very loud.
"We want to eat and drink and not exercise to lose weight!" Adam shouted for the third time, and his voice was like a tsunami.
This time, all the fat people in America who watched the live broadcast of the parade felt that Adam had said what they were thinking. Yes, we don't want to go on a diet, don't want to exercise, don't want to do anything we don't want to do, but we still want to be slim and beautiful!
Jim felt that it was inconceivable, but Adam's parade was getting bigger and bigger. Countless onlookers also joined in, including some thin people.
Jim stood at the side and muttered to himself, "Huh? Eat fried chicken and drink coke, don't want to exercise, and want to have a good body like Captain Rogers? Am I crazy, or did I lift my blanket the wrong way when I woke up today? "
Jim still didn't understand that some people in this world could be so crazy and unreasonable. But now he was very clear about another point. That was, who should he look for to solve these fat people's demands?
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